McNally's risk am-3

by Lawrence Sanders

  "That's understandable, father."

  "Of course it is," he said crossly. "They're entirely in the right, even though Chauncey is not a suspect. So apparently his letters will remain in their possession until the homicide of Miss Feebling is solved."

  He looked at me intently, knuckling his Brillo mustache. I knew what he wanted me to say and I said it.

  "Let me look into it, father."

  "Yes, Archy," he said gratefully, "you do that. Nothing illegal, of course. Do not, in any way, shape, or form, interfere with the official investigation. But though I admire your ingenuity, I must tell you I doubt you will succeed where, to date, the police have failed. However, I want to be able to assure our client that McNally and Son has done its best to accede to her wishes." He paused a moment and gave me a wry smile. "Also," he added, "your investigation should result in a large number of billable hours."

  I laughed. "I expect it will, father," I said.

  He finished his glass of wine and stood up. It was my dismissal. The moment I left he would pack and light one of his James Upshall pipes, pour another port, and get back to Dickens. I wondered if he had started The Mystery of Edwin Drood.

  "Kindly keep me informed of the progress of your investigation," he said. Very patrician. I admired him. He had the intonation just right.

  I nodded, left his study, and started upstairs. I paused at the second-floor sitting room, where mother was watching a rerun of "The Honeymooners." I kissed her good-night and she patted my cheek while laughing delightedly at Ralph Kramden. I continued up to my own cloister.

  It had been a long, arduous day, and instead of a shower I opted for a bath. I frothed the water with a mildly scented oil and launched a squadron of rubber duckies Connie had given me as a gag. Then I slid in with a moan of contentment.

  An hour later I was dried and had donned one of my favorite kimonos, the one printed with images of Elmer Fudd at play. I sat at my desk and worked hard at my journal, recording everything that had happened since the last entry. I do work hard, you know, though I suspect you may think I'm just another pretty face.

  I remembered to jot notes on what Luther Grabow had told me of Silas Hawkin's intention to paint a nude on wood; the insane luncheon with Hector Johnson and Reuben Hagler; and the even madder conversation with Marcia Hawkin in an underground garage.

  That last item reminded me to take the white envelope from my jacket pocket and slip it into the top desk drawer. But before I did that, I held it up to the strong light of my student lamp. Unfortunately it appeared to be a security envelope-one of those with an overall pattern printed on the inside-and I could decipher nothing of what Squirrel might have written on the letter within. Frustrating, but I swear I was not tempted to steam it open. Subsequent events made me wish to hell I had.

  Finished with my scribbling, I reviewed everything I had written since my initial interview with Mrs. Gertrude Smythe-Hersforth. Even more frustrating, for it seemed to me I had compiled a compendium of disparate facts and fancies. If there was a pattern, a design no matter how bizarre, I simply could not see it. Mishmash would be an apt description.

  And now there was another spud in the stew: my father's request that I investigate the murder of Shirley Feebling. I could understand his doubts that I would succeed where, so far, the Lauderdale homicide detectives had failed. But neither the squire nor the police, as far as I knew, were aware of the existence of Reuben Hagler, the "old buddy" of Hector Johnson, father of the woman I had been assigned to dissect.

  There were connections, I was convinced, but they were so tenuous as to be ungraspable. (There is such a word; you can look it up.) After a long bout of jumbled pondering I decided I had no choice but to engineer another meeting with Pinky Schatz, close friend of the slain Shirl Feebling. I could not forget my impression that the bouncy Ms. Schatz had lied to me because of fear. But fear of whom I could not imagine. Unless he drove a gunmetal Cadillac.

  All this Sturm und Drang was so depressing. I really don't know how psychiatrists do it. I mean they listen to woeful confessions of ridden people every day. All they hear is weeping, wailing, and the gnashing of teeth: stories of hate, abuse, greed, lust, violence, and other swell stuff. Who could blame the shrinks if they went home at night and, to survive, read fairy tales-or anything that ends "And they lived happily ever after."

  I suppose I was in that mood when I determined to call Connie Garcia. I needed a dose of normality. It was close to midnight, and I let her phone ring and ring. But she did not answer.

  I went to bed. I was not gruntled.

  12

  I might have slept forever on Wednesday morning but I was gradually nudged awake by the persistent ringing of my bedside phone. I opened one eye wide enough to see the clock dimly. It was either 9:05 a.m. or a quarter to one p.m. But since a low sun was striking through my bedroom window I judged a new day had just begun.

  "H'lo?" I said in the middle of a jaw-cracking yawn.

  "Don't you ever get to your office on time?" Sgt. Al Rogoff complained.

  "That's why you called?" I said sleepily. "To comment on my working habits?"

  "Wake up," he said sternly, "and try to listen. Have you seen Marcia Hawkin lately?"

  I woke up. I saw no reason to prevaricate. "Yesterday afternoon," I told him. "At the McNally Building. We had a talk."

  "About what?"

  "Pure craziness. She was off the wall."

  "That I can believe," Al said. "We've got a sheet on that young lady. Picked up for strolling naked on Ocean Boulevard at midnight. Picked up for throwing rocks at seagulls. Picked up for setting off illegal fireworks. Nothing serious. No charges. But the girl is a total fruitcake. What was she wearing when you talked to her?"

  I tried to recall. "Uh, blue middy blouse with white piping, pleated silk skirt, scuffed running shoes."

  "Uh-huh," Rogoff said. "That tallies. She have wheels?"

  "Black Jeep Cherokee. Al, what's this all about?"

  "Her mother called this morning. The kid didn't come home last night. She's gone and so is the Cherokee. We usually wait forty-eight hours on things like this. People stay overnight at a friend's house or pull off the road to grab some sleep. But since the Silas Hawkin homicide is still open, I got interested and decided to give you a call. Did she say anything about leaving home?"

  "No."

  "Meeting someone?"

  "No."

  "Going somewhere in particular?"

  "No."

  "Thank you for your kind assistance," the sergeant said with his heavy irony. "Would you care to make a wild guess as to where this loony might be?"

  "Haven't the slightest," I said. "Al, did you hear anything from Michigan on those two names I gave you?"

  "Nada. I told you these things take time. When I do hear, you'll be the first to know-after you tell me why you want the skinny. Archy, if you hear from Marcia Hawkin give me a shout."

  "Sure I will," I said.

  I hung up and crawled out of bed. It was just what I needed-a moral dilemma first thing in the morning. Should I open that cursed envelope or shouldn't I? Recalling my promise to Marcia, I decided not to. Only if she died, not if she was merely missing. I told myself she was sure to show up. Told but not convinced.

  There was no one in the kitchen when I clattered downstairs, so I fixed my own breakfast: a large GJ, instant black coffee, and two toasted English muffin sandwiches with fillings of brisling sardines in olive oil. Look, you eat what you want for breakfast; don't give me a hard time.

  I should have enjoyed that mini-meal but I didn't. Because the tickling of guilt continued. Had I been as sympathetic with Squirrel as I could have been? Might I have expressed more forcibly my willingness to help her? In other words, had I failed another human being in trouble? But then I am neither Dr. Schweitzer nor Mother Teresa. Looking for a saint, are you? Ta-ta.

  I futzed about the house till noontime. I prepared my laundry and dry cleaning for the weekly pickup. I scanned sever
al personal letters I had received which I had intended to answer but now were so dated there was no point. I tore them up. I clipped my fingernails. I examined my tongue in the bathroom mirror. Yuck.

  Actually, as I well knew, I was delaying what I had to do: drive to Fort Lauderdale and confront Pinky Schatz. I didn't relish another visit to the Leopard Club; all those juicy dancers and desiccated spectators seemed unbearably dreary. I mean when it comes to nudity, public revelation is in reverse ratio to private stimulation. Or something like that.

  But when duty's bugle blares, yrs. truly is ready to lead the charge. Also, I consoled myself with the opportunities the trip offered to jigger my expense account. And so I set off whistling a merry tune and reflecting that if one strove to maintain a positive attitude, life could be a bowl of pasta con fagioli.

  There had been reports of potential hurricanes heading our way, departing the coast of Africa and boiling westward. You'd never know it from that day's sky. Pellucid is the word. About the same shade of blue, I decided, as the wings on Theo Johnson's butterfly tattoo. But I digress.

  I parked outside the Leopard Club and approached the guarded portal. The sentinel on duty was not the same chappie I had previously encountered. This one had the head of a bald eagle and the body of an insurance salesman.

  "Is Pinky Schatz dancing today?" I inquired politely.

  "Nah," he said. "She called in sick."

  "Sick?" I cried. "Good heavens, I must bring the poor girl some chicken soup or calf's-foot jelly. Do you happen to know where she lives?"

  The griffin looked at me. "Yeah," he said, "I know. But you don't."

  "True enough," I said, taking out my wallet. "A Jackson?"

  "A Grant," he said firmly.

  Sighing, I handed over a fifty. He consulted a tattered notebook he extracted from his hip pocket. He gave me Pinky's address, and I was startled. I knew the building: an elegant high-rise condo on the Gait Ocean Mile.

  "Fancy," I commented.

  "What else?" he said. "If you got it, flaunt it. And Pinky's got it."

  "How true, how true," I agreed.

  It took another twenty minutes to drive down to the Gait Ocean Mile. On that stretch of beach a row of huge high-rise condos forms a concrete wall that effectively prevents the peasants from viewing the seascape. Life is unfair; even tykes know that.

  I found Pinky's building and pulled into the Guest Parking area. I neglected to eyeball the other cars. That was an error because when I started to open the lobby door Reuben Hagler was about to exit. We both halted, shocked, and exchanged stares.

  "Hey, Mr. Hagler," I said, my voice ripe with false joviality, "imagine meeting you here."

  "Yeah," he said. "Small world."

  "A friend is coming down from New York," I explained, "and wants to rent for a year. I understand they have some attractive rentals in this building."

  "I'd guess so," he said. "One of my investors lives here, and he's got a lush pad. Have a nice day."

  "You, too," I said, and we traded puny smiles.

  I paused to light a cigarette slowly, long enough to observe him get into that gunmetal De Ville I should have spotted. He drove away and I discovered I was suffering a mild attack of the heebie-jeebies. Did you ever catch Bela Lugosi in Dracula? That was Reuben Hagler. He looked as if he had just yawned, stretched, and climbed out of his coffin.

  Of course Hagler could have been telling the truth and had just visited a male client rather than Pinky Schatz. And if you believe that, I told myself, leave an extracted molar under your pillow and expect the Truth Fairy to arrive.

  I sauntered over to the security desk, where a uniformed stalwart (armed) was on duty.

  "To see Miss Pinky Schatz, please," I said.

  "Name?" he demanded.

  I remembered who I was just in time. "Chauncey Wilson Smythe-Hersforth," I told him.

  "What was that?" he said.

  "Just announce me as Chauncey," I advised.

  He looked up her number in a ledger, stabbed his phone, and murmured. "Okay," he said to me. "Apartment Nineteen-ten. First elevator on your right."

  "Thank you," I said. "Attractive building. Do you have any security problems here?"

  "Do dogs have fleas?" he asked, reasonably enough.

  I rode a silent, Formica-paneled elevator to the nineteenth floor. The corridor was ceramic tile. Impressive, but the color was off-putting: a sort of pasty pink. I remembered how my tongue had looked that morning.

  Ms. Schatz opened the door wearing a diaphanous peignoir. I was aware of it but all I could see was her face. Ah, bejaysus, but she was sporting a fine mouse under her left eye. It was of recent vintage and I knew that within an hour it would be rainbowed. Raw steak or leeches wouldn't help. Pancake makeup might.

  "Good lord," I said, "what happened to you?"

  "An accident," she said dully. "Come on in."

  It was a one-bedroom condo decorated in a style I call Florida Glitz. That includes veined mirrors, patterned tiles, silver foil wallpaper, a glass cocktail table on a base of driftwood and, of course, the requisite six-ft. ficus tree made of silk. I mean the place shrieked. But the glitter was dimmed by an overall scruffiness; everything needed an industrial-strength douche.

  "I wasn't going to let you in," she said. "I don't feel so hot."

  "Would you like me to go?" I asked.

  "Nah," she said, "you can stay. I was about to have a wallop. Would you like one, Chauncey?"

  "A wallop of what?"

  "All I got is gin. I like to mix it with diet cream soda. How about it?"

  "I think not," I said hastily. "But a splash of gin on the rocks would be nice."

  I watched her mince into the kitchen. She may have been injured but she still jiggled. She returned a few moments later with our drinks. She had given me more than a splash of gin but that was all right; I needed it; deceit makes me thirsty.

  She lolled on an enormous couch covered with greasy cerise velvet. I sat in an overstuffed armchair big enough to accommodate King Kong. I looked at her but she didn't look at me. She was busy feeling that discoloration under her eye.

  "Hurt?" I said.

  "I've been hurt before," she said defiantly. "The story of my life. How did you find out where I live, Chauncey?"

  "Fifty bucks."

  Her smile was sour. "That Ernie," she said. "He'd sell his sister if anyone wanted to buy, which no one does. How come you looked me up?"

  "I just want to find the man who killed Shirley Feebling."

  "Yeah?" she said, and gave me a cruel, knowing glance. "You sure you're not looking for a replacement? Like me?"

  Sad, sad, sad.

  "Pinky," I said, "can we stop playing games? Please. I'm certain you know more about Shirl's murder than you've told the police."

  She said nothing, just sipped her noxious drink and kept touching her bruise.

  "I thought she was your best friend," I continued.

  "I got a lot of best friends," she said. "Women and men both."

  "I can promise you protection," I told her.

  "No, you can't," she said. "Not total. I don't mind getting hurt occasionally; that comes with the territory. But I don't want to end up like Shirl, with my brains splattered."

  "You won't. If you're willing to tell what you know, the cops will pick him up and shove him behind bars. You have nothing to fear."

  "What are you talking about?" she said. "Who is him?"

  I decided I might as well go for broke. "Reuben Hagler," I said. "The man who just gave you that black eye. Drives a Cadillac with Michigan plates. You knew he was tailing Shirley. And you know or suspect he was the one who put her down."

  "You're nuts," she said, affectedly bored.

  "How did he get to you?" I went on. "Threats of what might happen if you talked? Or a payoff?"

  She suddenly stood up. "You get out of here," she screamed at me. "Right now!"

  "But then again," I said thoughtfully, "maybe you weren't just an in
nocent witness. Maybe you were in on it from the start, an accomplice who helped that creep knock off your best friend."

  She collapsed back onto the couch. The glass fell from her hand and shattered on the tile floor. Gin and diet cream soda made an ugly pool, the color of old blood. She began wailing, her face muffled in the cushions.

  "Leave me alone," I heard her say. "Just leave me alone. I can't take anymore. Please, just leave me alone."

  I rose, finished my gin, and departed. I left her sobbing on the couch. It was not one of my proudest moments. But you comprehend the reason for my cruelty, do you not? I reckoned she would report my visit to Reuben Hagler. And he would be forced to react. If he was guiltless, he would seek me out and denounce me for vile slander. And if he was involved in the murder of Shirley Feebling, he would seek me out and… I didn't want to envision what he might do.

  I don't wish to imply that I was acting heroically, offering myself as a sacrificial lamb in order to snag an assassin. But Shirl's death continued to haunt me, and my personal safety seemed of minor import compared to finding and bringing her murderer to justice. Lofty, huh? Well, I do have a moral code. A bit skewed, I admit, but it's mine.

  Look, at that point all I had was a suspicion that Reuben Hagler had stalked her. I had no proof and couldn't conceive what his motive might have been. So I had no choice but to force events. I thought of my actions as a lighted fuse. If I was correct, there would be a stupendous KABOOM! If I was mistaken, there would be a mild sizzle as the fuse burned out.

  I was engaged in this mental nattering on the drive back to Palm Beach. I believe I was just leaving Boca Raton on A1A when my cellular phone sounded. It was lying on the passenger seat and its harsh ring startled me because I rarely get calls when I'm on the road. I suspected it would be a wrong number but it wasn't; Sgt. Al Rogoff was calling.

  "Where are you now, Archy?" he asked in that sepulchral voice he uses when he's about to announce the world is coming to an end in fourteen minutes.

  "North of Boca," I reported. "Heading home. What's up, doc?"

  "Did you tell me Marcia Hawkin was driving a black Jeep Cherokee when you saw her yesterday?"