mushrooms, 41, 80, 81, 84, 135–136, 256–257, 269, 280
naked onstage, 91–92, 93–94, 94–95
naked pool-dives, 24–25, 27
naked selfies of women, 228
name dropping, 282–283, 307
Napster, 109–110, 208, 298
Navarro, Dave, 269
Netflix, 263, 276, 309
New Orleans, 311–312
Newswipe (TV series), 128, 260
Nicklinson, Tony, 230, 231–232, 235, 238
Night Shift (TV series), 127
900 numbers, 41–42
No Class Tour at Ohio University, 167–170
No Refunds special, 128, 281, 283
noise ordinance in Bisbee, 305, 306
nose job, 37, 38
Notaro, Tig, 207
Nowhere Man, 305
Nurse Betty, 253
O’Briain, Dara, 177, 178
O’Connell, Mike, 186, 188
O’Donnell, Daniel, 203
Obamacare, 254
obsession, 33
Ocean Beach, CA, 225
The Office, 161
Ohio University show, 167–170
Okinawan girl joke, 90
Omaha, 95
Onnit, 257
open-mic comedy, 7–8
opening acts, 87, 184, 198, 271–275
OxyContin, 226
Pahrump, NV, 72
The Palms Casino Resort, 164, 165
parade, St. Patrick’s Day, 96–97
parties, 16–18, 21, 22–23, 162, 209
partying, 22–23, 28
Paula, 31, 32
Paulie, 148–149
Pearson, Allison, 231–232, 234–235, 238
pedophile’s release from prison, 175, 180
pedophile-baiting online, 43
penis exposure, 99–100, 102
Perlman, Josh, 6
Pervert Park (documentary), 224
PETA, 255
Phillips, Henry, 74, 188, 198, 199, 201, 202, 205, 255
phobias, 231
phone sex, 40–44
pig-in-the-trailer episode, 10–13
PiL (Public Image Ltd band), 60
pissing, 189, 245–247, 258
pizza under the table episode, 285–286
plagiarism, 233
poker event, 161–162
police at Super Bowl parties, 306
police interrogation at Costa Rica airport, 117–122
Politically Incorrect, 22
porn shoot, 157–158
porn stars, 160, 161, 162
portrait of Stanhope and Bingo, 225, 226
pranks, 61, 63–64, 65–66, 75–76, 89–91, 103–104, 266, 271–272, 272–273, 274–275
Dog Eats Own Leg video, 105–107
interview with “dancer,” 74–75
radio interviews, 59–61, 63–66
TV news interview prank, 58–59
Premium Blend (TV series), 45
prescription drugs, 189. See also individual drugs
promotions for shows, 60, 62–63, 66–67, 155
Proops, Greg, 202
protest in Madison, 145–147
Pryor, Richard, 208
psyllium husk, 269
Purple Onion, 57
Putnam, Big Fat Ron, 40
Quad Cities, 137–138
racial hatred tweet, 235
racism, 254
radio interview pranks, 59–61, 63–66
radio promotions, 62–63, 66–67
Ramsay, Gordon, 260, 261
Randi, 267
rape laws in Ireland, 174–175
Ravenite whorehouse, 80
Reality Show Rescue, 262
reality television, 259–262
Reason magazine, 279
Redban, Brian, 170
Renee, 79, 247, 249
retards at comedy shows, 302–303
retiring, 308
Reykjavik, Iceland, 127–136
Reynolds, Ryan, 288
Richards, Keith, 264, 291
Richards, Michael, 293
RID, 251, 252
Rio Hotel, Las Vegas, 6
road comics, 46
Roberts, Wiley, 10–13, 199
rock and roll, 192, 195, 197
Rock Island, IL, 137
Rogan, Joe, 57, 77, 145, 170, 257–260
Rollins, Henry, 110
Romo, Tony, 163
Rotten, Johnny, impersonation, 59–61
roulette runs, 78
Rouse, Sean, 88
“Rubber Fuck-My-Face,” 273
Ruppel, Glenn, 52
Ryan, Tom, 48
Rypien, Mark, 297
S&M porn, 220
St. Patrick’s Day parade, 96–97
San Francisco, 57
Sandusky, Jerry, 213
satellite radio, 296–297
Saturday Night Live, 268
scabies, 33, 251
Scazzola, Joey, 13
Schumer, Amy, 254
Scotland Yard, 235
Scott, 161–163
Seinfeld, 294
Seinfeld, Jerry, 126
self-fellatio, 103
sex, 34, 40–44, 41, 72–73, 73, 81–82, 86, 163
sex offenders, 209–216, 217–221, 224
sexism, 254
Shank, Chad, 74
Shawcroft, Lynn, 172, 255, 269, 284–286
Shawnee, 127, 129
“shit-dick,” 233
shot-clog, 113–115
Shreeve, Susan B., 102
Shreveport, LA, 66
Shriver, Maria, 55
Sicko (CD), 71
Sierra Vista, AZ, 132
Silver Nugget Casino, 8
Silverman, Sarah, 28
Sirius XM, 296
Skyline Comedy Club, 171–172
Slash, 27
sleeping pills, 190
smoke detector episode, 193–194
smoking, 45, 46, 118, 196, 243, 245, 280, 287
Snoop Dogg, 148
snorting ashes, 291
social skills, 111
Something to Take the Edge Off (CD), 297
Sominex, 190
Soras, Dag, 130
Soundgarden, 94
Sparrow, Kathy, 129
Spin, 97–98, 102
Spoonman, 94
Springer, Jerry, 55
St. Patrick’s Day parade, 96–97
St. Petersburg, FL, 222
Stacey, Liam, 235–236
stalking, 31–32
Stanhope, Doug, opinions of
being a dick, 46
dumb chicks, 150
escort service quality-control, 70
fame, 240, 281, 294, 309–310, 311
female attractiveness, 38
fuckability, 147
industry folks, 283
influence of media on men, 38
quaintness, 174
reality television, 259–262
retirement, 308
star fuckers, 282
Stern, Howard, 22, 309
Stevens, Brody, 255
Stone, Oliver, 22
Stopka, Junior, 228, 229, 281
Streep, Meryl, 160
stuffed animals, 32–33
Sugarcubes, 134
suicide, 217–219, 221, 225–230
“suicide disease” (trigeminal neuralgia), 230
Super Bowl parties, 304–307
Suzanne, 49, 50, 54
Swedish flight attendant, 25
Taffer, Jon, 260, 261, 265, 268
Tales of Ordinary Madness (Bukowski), 94
Tampa, 62
Tampa Bay Lightning, 65
Tarantino, Quentin, 53
Target, 310
Tate, Geoff, 138, 139
tattoos, 240
Tenuta, Judy, 184
tetraplegic, 231
TGI Friday’s, 261
3rd Rock from the Sun, 195
Thompson, Hunter S., 264, 280
threat to quit stand-up comedy, 206
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (TV series), 212
titty dancers, 49–51
To Catch a Predator, 213
Tobler, Brandt, 17–18, 305
Too Hot for TV (video), 50
Tosh, Daniel (D.T.), 75, 76, 103–105
Tosh.0, 105
tour manager, 2
Toys for Tots marathon, 89, 90
Treasure Island, FL, 222
trigeminal neuralgia, 230
Trinka, Jacquie, 83, 84, 89
Tron (bar), 180–182
Trondheim, Norway, 130
Troy, 233
Trump, Donald, 151
TSA rule about liquids, 247
Tucson, 255
TV news interview prank, 58–59
20/20, 51–52, 54–55
Twitter wars, 205, 232–238
U2, 266
UK tour (2012), 198, 199, 200, 200–201, 201–202, 202–203, 203, 205, 206
umbilical hernia, 250, 253–254
Urban Dictionary, 233, 303
Valby, John (Dr. Dirty), 289
Venice, CA, 148
vices, separation by law, 42
Vietnamese pot-bellied pigs, 11
Vitsmun, Rebecca, 239
Walsh, Brendon, 63, 141, 186, 196–197, 224, 255, 273, 279
war party, 256
website, Stanhope, 2, 61, 79, 109, 109–111, 131, 181, 184, 186, 253, 255, 299
Weekly Wipe (TV series), 260
West, Mae, 77
West Palm Beach, 75
Whiskey Girl, 305
White, Basil, 179
White, Ron, 186
Wilkerson, Norm, 5
Williams, Ricky, 294–297
Winstons, 225
Wolverhampton, England, 205
Wool, Glenn, 88
Word of Mouth (DVD), 82, 273
X-ratings, 62–63
Xanax, 140, 142, 189–190, 244, 250
Ybarra, Dustin, 270, 273–275
Yerrid, Steve, 65–66
You Are All Diseased (Carlin), 208
YouTube, 5, 128, 293, 298
Zmuda, Bob, 77, 80
Zyklon B, 252
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