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Christian Bale

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by Harrison Cheung


  For years it worked the same across the Atlantic in the U.S., with movie producers hiring Americans for their superhero roles, not for a second believing a stiff-upper lipped Brit could take on the role or physicality of their dynamic superheroes—until Christian turned that idea on its head and proved that super-heroes didn’t have to be American.

  Following the success of The Dark Knight, Andrew Garfield (who calls himself British after moving to the U.K. with his parents when he was just four) landed the lead in The Amazing Spiderman. Fellow Brit Aaron Johnson played the lead in the superb 2010 antisuperhero movie Kick Ass. And Henry Cavill, best known for his hit Showtime costume drama The Tudors, is none other than Superman, doing his bit for truth, justice, and the American way. Batman, Superman, and Spiderman? That’s the Holy Trinity of American superhero movie franchises.

  Now we’re not talking advances in civil rights, but Christian’s success with Batman demonstrated a change in the Hollywood mind-set. It was considered very risky for a studio to hire a relatively unknown British actor to play an American lead in a franchise movie. If Batman Begins had bombed at the box office, Christian would have been promptly replaced. Money talks! (Hulk, anyone?) Before Christian’s successful run with the Dark Knight, British actors had been typically relegated to the roles of Nazis, Romans, or wise wizards. But these all-important franchise movies—“tent pole” blockbusters to carry a studio’s summer season—depend on worldwide appeal. Christian’s worldwide fan base on the World Wide Web demonstrated that a British actor could carry the world on his shoulders—and take home an Oscar, too.

  As his mum e-mailed on Oscar night, February 27, 2011, “Well done, son! Well done!”

  Appendix A

  Transcript of Christian Bale’s rant on the set of Terminator Salvation

  BALE: Kick your fucking ass!

  HURLBUT: Christian, Christian . . .

  BALE: I want you off the fucking set you prick!

  HURLBUT: Christian, I’m sorry.

  BALE: No, don’t just be sorry, think for one fucking second. What the fuck are you doing? Are you professional or not?

  HURLBUT: Yes I am.

  BALE: Do I fucking walk around and . . .

  BRUCE FRANKLIN: Christian, Christian . . .

  BALE: No, shut the fuck up Bruce! Don’t shut me up!

  FRANKLIN: I’m not shutting you up.

  BALE: Am I going to walk around and rip your fucking lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the fuck are you walking right through like this in the background. What the fuck is it with you? What don’t you fucking understand? You got any fucking idea about, hey, it’s fucking distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the fucking scene? Give me a fucking answer! What don’t you get about it?

  HURLBUT: I was looking at the light.

  BALE: Oh, good for you, and how was it? I hope it was fucking good, because it’s useless now, isn’t it? Fuck-sake man, you’re amateur.

  BALE: McG, you got fucking something to say to this prick?

  MCG: I didn’t see it happen.

  BALE: Well, somebody should be fucking watching and keeping an eye on him.

  MCG: Fair enough.

  BALE: It’s the second time that he doesn’t give a fuck about what is going on in front of the camera. I’m trying to fucking do a scene here, and I am going “Why the fuck is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there?” Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you’re doing that?

  HURLBUT: I absolutely apologize. I’m sorry, I did not mean anything by it.

  BALE: Stay off the fucking set man. For fuck-sake. Alright, let’s go again.

  MCG: Let’s just take a minute.

  BALE: Let’s not take a fucking minute, let’s go again. You’re unbelievable, you’re un-fucking-believable. Number of times you’re strolling and fucking around in the background. I’ve never had a DP behave like this. You don’t fucking understand what it’s like working with actors, that’s what that is. That’s what that is man, I’m telling you. I’m not asking, I’m telling you. You wouldn’t have done that otherwise.

  HURLBUT: No, what it is, is looking at the light and making sure, that you are . . .

  BALE: I’m going to fucking kick your fucking ass if you don’t shut for a second! Alright?

  BALE: You do it one more fucking time and I ain’t walking on this set if you’re still hired. I’m fucking serious. You’re a nice guy. You’re a nice guy, but that don’t fucking cut it when you’re bullshitting and fucking around like this on set. I ain’t the one walking. Let’s get Tom and put this back on and let’s go again. Seriously man, you and me, we’re fucking done professionally. Fucking ass.

  Appendix B

  Bill for David Bale to get a green card

  106th CONGRESS

  2d Session

  S. 2945

  For the relief of David Bale.

  IN THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES

  July 27, 2000

  Mrs. FEINSTEIN introduced the following bill; which was read twice and referred to the Committee on the Judiciary

  A BILL

  For the relief of David Bale.

  Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,

  SECTION 1.

  PERMANENT RESIDENT STATUS FOR DAVID BALE.

  (a) IN GENERAL—Notwithstanding subsections (a) and (b) of section 201 of the Immigration and Nationality Act, David Bale shall be eligible for issuance of an immigrant visa or for adjustment of status to that of an alien lawfully admitted for permanent residence upon filing an application for issuance of an immigrant visa under section 204 of such Act or for adjustment of status to lawful permanent resident.

  (b) ADJUSTMENT OF STATUS—If David Bale entered the United States before the filing deadline specified in subsection (c), he shall be considered to have entered and remained lawfully and shall, if otherwise eligible, be eligible for adjustment of status under section 245 of the Immigration and Nationality Act as of the date of the enactment of this Act.

  (c) DEADLINE FOR APPLICATION AND PAYMENT OF FEES—Subsections (a) and (b) shall apply only if the application for issuance of an immigrant visa or the application for adjustment of status are filed with appropriate fees within 2 years after the date of the enactment of this Act.

  (d) REDUCTION OF IMMIGRANT VISA NUMBER—Upon the granting of an immigrant visa or permanent residence to David Bale, the Secretary of State shall instruct the proper officer to reduce by one, during the current or next following fiscal year, the total number of immigrant visas that are made available to natives of the country of the alien’s birth under section 203(a) of the Immigration and Nationality Act or, if applicable, the total number of immigrant visas that are made available to natives of the country of the alien’s birth under section 202(e) of such Act.

  Acknowledgments

  Harrison would like to thank:

  Harry, Lillian, Leslie, and Laurie Cheung—my family, for their unwavering love and support, even after I ran away from home.

  Nicola “Nickels” Pittam—my co-author and dear friend. You are the only true superhero in Los Angeles. Thank you so much for sticking with me on a project that was literally years in the making!

  Jennifer De Chiara—my agent, for your persistence and belief in my writing all these years.

  Linda Gamst—for years of preparation and fortification, without which, this book might not have happened.

  Jean McKay—for your guidance and support since day one—with love and affection.

  Jennifer Lac Kamp—je suis mon coeur aussi.

  Laurie Reid—the very first Balehead—and John McFetridge. You know, Bea, we could have saved Rupert Graves instead!

  Dodger and Odessa—the home guard! Greenies all around!

  Harrison and Nicola would like to thank:

  Glenn Yeffeth, Jennifer Canzoneri, Erin Kelley, Lindsay Marshall, and the great team at BenBella Books.

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p; Angelica Jopson—we were so lucky to have you on our team. Thank you for your drive, initiative, and perseverance.

  Henrick Vartanian—thank you so much for literally going the extra thousand miles for marketing support.

  Ryan Doherty—the Big R for Big Web help!

  Zac Witte—for marketing support and brainstorming

  Dan Hogan, Bournemouth University

  Michael Stead, Bournemouth Library

  Scott Harrison, Bournemouth Daily Echo—thanks for letting us harass you.

  Mark Passera, Edinburgh Napier University—for rolling the ball.

  Jay Leno—a true gentleman; we hope this explains all!

  Patrick Antosh—the cock-sock inventor!

  More acknowledgments:*

  African National Congress

  Bournemouth County Court

  Alamo Drafthouse Cinema

  Bournemouth Daily Echo

  Austin School of Film

  Bournemouth School for Boys

  Avonbourne Girls School

  Bournemouth Public Library

  * Production budgets and box office figures are estimates sourced from IMDb.com and Boxofficemojo.com.

  Bournemouth University

  Palm Springs Film Festival

  BraveNewHollywood.com

  Paramount Pictures Publicity

  Brian Boeckman

  Peter Jeffrey

  British Midland

  PR by the Book

  British Airways

  Q Scores Company

  British National Archives

  Screen Actors Guild

  City of Los Angeles

  State of California

  Hallmark Publicity

  Sundance Film Festival

  Haverfordwest, Wales

  Ted Fay

  I.B.M.

  Toronto International Film Festival

  London Metropolitan Archives

  Mark Lynch

  United Kingdom Civil Aviation Authority

  Middlesex Crown Court, U.K.

  NBC Publicity

  U.S. Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration Services

  N.F. Mendoza

  Westlaw

  Table of Contents

  Cover

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Contents

  Introduction

  1 Empire of the Son

  2 Father Figure

  3 Bale-Out

  4 Newsies

  5 Christian Fail

  6 Baleheads Begin

  7 Little Women, Big Dreams

  8 Golden Years

  9 Before Batman, There Was Bateman

  10 Post-Psychotic

  11 An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

  12 A Balance of Darkness and Light

  13 Harsh Times

  14 The Curse of Batman—It’s No Joker

  15 The Fighter

  16 Award Season

  Appendix A

  Appendix B

  Acknowledgments

 

 

 


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