Laidlaw
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Going to start a revolution with a powder-keg of booze,
The next or next one that I take is going to light the fuse—
Two drinks from jail, I’m two drinks from jail.
Still, it was good to be home, if only for a short trip, and knowing you would be leaving holding a lot more money than you came with. But there was no sign of Paddy Collins.
He crossed to the ‘Royal Scot Bar’ in the station and went through the glass doors. The orange plastic hollows that were some designer’s abstract idea of seats held three or four separate people looking vaguely dispossessed of themselves, in transit between incarnations. The place had the gritty untidiness of belonging to no one, a litter bin for wasted time.
But the conversation at the bar, where he remembered to ask for a pint of ‘heavy’ instead of ‘bitter’, suggested that this was a local for some. The barmaids might be the explanation for that. One was young and pretty, made up as colourfully as a butterfly. The other was older. She had been pretty. Now she was better than that. She looked mid to late thirties and as if she hadn’t wasted the time. She had eyes that suggested you might find Ali Baba’s cave behind them, if you knew the password, and had managed to arrive before the Forty Thieves.
Savouring the beer, he wondered about Paddy. He should have been here. It was a bad beginning to the trip. He couldn’t imagine that there had been any complications because the whole thing seemed about as risky as mugging a baby in a pram.
A man with spectacles at the bar had got himself drunk enough to imagine that he was on a private line to the barmaid with the eyes. He had found Svengali at the bottom of his glass and was staring at her in a way no woman could resist.
‘That’s the truth,’ he was saying. ‘I’m telling you. You’ve got the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen.’
She looked mistily past him as she dunked a pint-dish up and down on the automatic cleaner. He might as well have been sneezing.
‘I’m telling you. The most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen.’
She glanced at him.
‘Gonny give me the name of your optician? I’ll send my man.’
Mickey decided this was long enough. He finished the pint and lifted his travelling-bag. He went downstairs to the lavatory and grudged paying his money at the turnstile. Everything costs nowadays. Inside the cubicle, he unzipped the bag, ferreted in it for the loosely sheathed blade that had black tape for a handle. He put it in the long inside pocket of his jacket. He flushed the toilet.
As he came out, he watched a man who looked like an oil-worker tickling his heavy growth with one of the small, fitted electric razors. It must have been like sandpapering roughcast. He checked his bag into the left luggage and walked out into Gordon Street.
The weight of the knife felt good, as he didn’t like going anywhere strange unless he had the message with him. From his other inside pocket he took a piece of paper and checked the address. The best way was to go up West Nile Street and keep going.
It was a pleasant evening. He walked up past Empire House, enjoying the place. He passed two men talking. One was on about his wife’s attitude to drink. ‘It wid put tits on an adder,’ he said.
The entry was pretty scabby. The Italian name he was looking for was three stairs up. He pressed the bell and it made the electric razor sound tuneful. Nothing happened. He pressed it a long time and paused, listening. He heard high-heeled shoes on an uncarpeted hall. The door opened slightly. Her face was preoccupied, as if all of her hadn’t arrived back from where she had been.
‘You like to come back later, please?’
The accent was Italian all right.
‘No,’ he said and pushed open the door.
‘You just wait a minute, you.’
But he was already inside. Flummoxed, she had tried to hold the door and the pink dressing-gown had opened briefly. He saw that she was wearing only a black suspender-belt, stockings and stiletto-heeled shoes. Whoever was in the bedroom was a shoe-man. He closed the door.
‘Friend of Paddy Collins,’ he said. ‘If you’re busy, get unbusy.’
He walked along the hall into a sitting-room-cum-dining-room that had started out with good intentions. There was a wickerwork chair with a red cushion, a moquette chair and settee. There was a white circular table with white chairs. But the room was untidy and dusty. There were unwashed cups on the table, a heel of dried bread.
She had followed him in, re-tying the belt of her dressing-gown. She looked troubled.
‘I can’t do that,’ she said, and didn’t believe her own words.
‘Oh yes, you can.’
In the doorway a man appeared. He had pulled on his trousers and his belly wobbled over the waistband. His bare feet looked vulnerable. His face had the petulance of somebody used to good service and disappointed.
‘Come on,’ he said. ‘What’s going on here?’
‘Put yer clothes on,’ Mickey said.
‘Listen. I paid good money.’
‘Ye don’t want tae go home with a sore face. Yer wife’ll wonder where ye got it.’
‘Listen—’
‘I’ve listened all I’m gonny listen. On yer bike. Like now. Unless ye want tae take yer face home in a hanky.’
Mickey sat down in the wickerwork chair. The man went back through to the bedroom. The woman made to go after him but glanced at Mickey. He nodded her towards the moquette chair. She sat down. She wasn’t bad for a scrubber, Mickey thought, going fat a bit but not quite shapeless yet. The shoes helped her legs, which would have been too heavy otherwise. She took a packet of cigarettes from the coffee-table beside her chair, offered Mickey one. He shook his head. She lit up and they listened to the man getting ready in the bedroom.
He appeared again in the doorway. He looked a lot more impressive in his suit. He seemed to have put on indignation with his clothes.
He said, ‘I think—’
‘Good for you,’ Mickey said. ‘Keep doin’ that. Now piss off.’
The man went out. Mickey waited till the door closed before he spoke.
‘So you’re Gina.’
She nodded nervously.
‘I’m Mickey Ballater.’
Her eyes widened and she crossed her legs. The dressing-gown fell away and he let his eyes rest on her thigh.
‘Where’s Paddy Collins? He was supposed to meet me.’
She shrugged and looked at the ceiling. Mickey got up and walked across to her. Leaning over her carefully, he slapped her face very hard. She started to cry. He walked back and sat in his chair. He looked round the room while she composed herself.
‘Where’s Paddy Collins?’
‘He is in the hospital.’
‘How?’
‘He has been stabbed.’
‘How do you know?’
‘His brother-of-law is here yesterday. Very angry. He tells me Paddy is stabbed. Serious. He thinks he will die.’
It didn’t take long for the images of Paddy Collins that occurred to Mickey to convert from regret to energy, like old photographs thrown on a fire. If Paddy Collins died, the pay-off would be better for himself if he could find Tony Veitch. But there were problems.
‘His brother-in-law, Cam Colvin? You’re sure it was him?’
‘Mr Colvin.’
‘That’s all we need. How did he know about you?’
‘My address is in Paddy’s clothes.’
‘That’s handy. What did you tell him?’
‘How Paddy is lookin’ for Tony Veitch.’
‘It looks as if he found him. What else?’
‘Nothin’ else. I know nothin’ else.’
Mickey found the Scottish inflections in her Italian accent attractive. He began to notice her again.
‘Did you tell him about me?’
She shook her head.
‘You’re sure?’
‘Paddy said silence. Or.’
She made a throat-cutting gesture. Mickey almost laughed. It sounded like Paddy all right, go
od at frightening women and still following the script of an old Edward G. Robinson film.
‘What else did Paddy tell you?’
‘To do the things he says and be all right.’
That sounded convincing too. Paddy hadn’t told Mickey much that mattered either. All he could remember was that Veitch knew Hook Hawkins’ brother. And it looked as if Paddy was going to get even better at keeping a secret.
‘Where is Tony Veitch?’
‘Nobody knows still.’
‘Come on. Cam Colvin must have been at the hospital.’
‘He is in a com-Combo?’
‘Jesus Christ. Hidin’ in a band?’
‘Como. Comma?’
Mickey stared at her.
‘Coma. You mean Paddy’s in a coma?’
‘He doesn’t speak.’
‘But you know Tony Veitch.’
‘Not since the trouble with Paddy. Since two weeks nobody can find him.’
‘Ach!’ Ballater’s eyes strafed the ceiling. He pointed at her. ‘Listen. Ah didny come up here for the view. Anything you know ye better tell me.’
‘Only you are to be my husband for Tony.’
He watched her carefully. She didn’t look hard, more like an amateur still slightly surprised to be getting paid for it. When Paddy had set her up for Veitch, the second stage of the ploy with himself appearing as a husband who had to be bought off must have taken her by surprise. She probably couldn’t help.
But time was short. If Veitch had done Paddy, buying a box of matches could be a foolishly long-term investment for him, unless he wanted to leave it in his will. Mickey would have to move fast but carefully. He knew this place well enough to know that he didn’t know it well enough any more. He remembered another couple of lines of the song:
They’re nice until they think that God has gone a bit too far
And you’ve got the macho chorus swelling out of every bar.
You don’t skip through minefields. He needed a bomb-detector. It came to him as a small inspiration that the obvious one was Cam Colvin himself.
‘What hospital is Paddy in?’ he asked suddenly.
‘Victoria Infirmary.’
A baby started to cry. He watched her stubbing out the cigarette, careful of her nails. She got up and he heard her feet on the floor of the hall, then those private noises a mother makes to a child, as if she knows the whole world’s against it but she’s telling it a secret that will see it through.
He went out of the room and found the phone in the empty bedroom, where the light was still on and the bed was mussed. The voice in the Victoria Infirmary told him that the relatives of Mr Collins were with him. He reckoned he still had a little time.
When he came back into the sitting-room she was standing uncertainly at the fire. She turned as he crossed towards her. She contracted slightly as if he was going to hit her. He pulled the belt of her dressing-gown and slipped the garment off to fall on the floor. He pointed towards the bedroom. As she stilted awkwardly ahead of him, he watched her flesh quiver.
‘Ye’re supposed to be ma wife,’ he said. ‘We might as well have the honeymoon.’
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