The Galapagos Incident by Felix R. Savage

by Discover Sci-Fi Special Edition

  “But that wouldn’t generate enough thrust to escape Venus’s gravity well, even from fifty kilometers up, would it?”

  “No. Considering how much the station weighs, even without its envelope? Decisively no. So we’ve modified this EMPL into the receiving end of a two-gun system. It will be riveted onto Botticelli Station. We’ll deploy a second EMPL up here, compensating for the recoil with precisely timed pulses of thrust. That’s going to be the tricky part. Our gun will throw projectiles at the station. They’ll go straight down this tube—” Budgett’s silvery fingers probed the open end, “and get further accelerated by the EM coils. So the station will get a double dose of momentum transfer.” Some of the confidence in her voice ebbed away. “I think we can do it.”

  “Sounds to me,” Glory said, “like playing pool for high stakes, on a table a thousand kilometers across, with a nuclear-powered cue.”

  Budgett giggled. “Yeah. We’ll definitely have to use smart projectiles.”

  “What are you going to use for projectiles? I don’t see many rocks lying around up here.”

  Glory’s colleague from the station, propulsion engineer Aryeh Litvinek, who had been silent hitherto, broke in, “People who waste time with stupid questions. We’ll stuff a homing beacon in your mouth, dos Santos, shoot you out of the gun; or no, we wouldn’t even need a beacon. You’ve got all that stuff in your head.”

  It chilled her how many of her former friends and colleagues laughed at that.

  ★

  Elfrida Goto hurtled into the workshop. She bounced off the far wall, sailed back, and grabbed Glory’s arm to brake herself. “Can I talk to you for a minute?”

  “Sure.” Glory pushed off and followed Goto to the foot of the ladder.

  “Ma’am, I’ve got an idea.” Goto’s cheeks glowed with excitement. “The Cheap Trick just docked.”

  “Did it? Only two days too late to do any good.”

  “Commander Kim’s on board the Can right now. He’s having breakfast with Captain Okoli. So’re all his officers. All of them. Well, all except Kliko. But he’s a wimp.”

  “And?”

  Goto fidgeted. Then she told Glory about her idea.

  Glory glanced over her shoulder at the techies. They were hard at work again. They had already forgotten about her. Or had they?

  Anxiety overwhelmed her. She was skating on the thinnest of thin ice and at any moment she might go crashing through.

  Now Goto was asking her to dig herself into an even deeper hole.

  “You’re crazy,” she said, not unaffectionately.

  “I guess … it is kind of a nutzoid idea.”

  “But I’m crazier than you are. Guess what I was hanging around down here for?”

  “You were going to telecast to 11073 Galapagos again?”

  “No. Okoli locked the cubicles. I could hack the locks, but he’d know. No, I was going to try to sabotage the mass driver.”

  “What?”

  “See? I win the crazy stakes. But if they can attach that thing to the station, and if it works, if the station is saved, I’m going to be in big trouble.”

  Goto looked confused. Glory could have kissed her for her naïveté.

  “Why?” Goto said.

  “Sigh. I attempted to liberate a lifeboat without permission. I didn’t even manage to complete the ejection procedure. But it’s the thought that counts. So, if they recover the data—”

  “But everything got slagged.”

  “The lifeboat’s memory crystals will be salvageable. So will the access records of the station’s egress hatch, showing that I hacked it. That’s the biggie. You can go to jail for hacking an iris scanner.”

  “That’s ridiculous. You were trying to save our lives. If the station had been destroyed, I would have owed you my life, ma’am!”

  “Irrelevant.” Glory felt the muscles of her face hardening into the mask that had carried her through her life. It was the only way she could deliver the confession she was about to make. “Those lifeboats are meant to carry thirty people. I panicked, tried to save myself without giving a thought to anyone else. I may have taken you along with me, but only because you happened to be there. If I end up in jail, I’ll deserve it.”

  “No, you wouldn’t. You didn’t do the wrong thing. It was the right thing, given what we knew and didn’t know at the time. You weren’t cowardly, you were brave! I was just incredibly impressed. And I still am.”

  Glory smiled despite herself. “Then I guess I’ve got a reputation to live up to.” She took a deep breath. “If we’re going to do this thing, we’d better get moving. Even Commander Kim can’t eat breakfast forever.”

  Goto’s face lit up. “Oh, ma’am!” Then she looked uncertain. “Aren’t you—aren’t you going to try to sabotage the—”

  “Oh God, no, Goto. It was an insane idea. Anyway, those techies are like parents with a newborn baby—they’re not going to leave it alone for an instant.”

  Goto nodded, taking that on board. It frightened Glory that the girl was taking her moral cues from her. Goto could hardly have picked a worse role model.

  “Are you really prepared for this?” Glory questioned again as Goto boosted herself up the ladder with Earthborn awkwardness.

  “Yes,” Goto said. “Anyway, if you’re in trouble over the lifeboat, I am, too. So it’s not like I’ll be besmirching a stainless record.”

  The pressure-lock opened above their heads. Several Cheap Trick personnel shouldered through, followed by a gaggle of Okoli’s crew.

  “Anyone seen Sikorsky?” demanded Cheap Trick lieutenant Aimée Johnson.

  The techies looked up blankly. Just another damn interruption.

  “He got an invitation to breakfast,” Johnson explained, dry-gripping onto the mezzanine level. “Said he’d be right there, but never showed. Surveillance says he was last seen entering the engineering deck.”

  Goto let go of the ladder with one hand to point. “He was over there. I guess that was right before you came on board.”

  “Yeah? Thanks, honey.”

  The Cheap Trick officers boiled onto the mezzanine, shouting Sikorsky’s name and kicking in the doors of lockers. They found Sikorsky hiding in a locker between two spare Space Corps phavatars. Lieutenant Johnson produced a pair of handcuffs. Sikorsky shouted, “Vot are you arresteeng me for? Vot have I done?”

  “Recklessly exceeding your mission parameters and endangering the lives of UN personnel, to wit, the staff and officers of Botticelli Station,” Johnson droned.

  Sikorsky dodged into the air. “I saved zee staff and officers of Botticelli Station! It geeves me great pain zat I could not save zem all.”

  “Additionally,” Johnson continued, “your actions resulted in extensive damage to said Botticelli Station. You will be liable for costs incurred by UNVRP as a result, including fees owed to Kharbage, LLC for assistance rendered, pending a finding of guilty on the aforementioned charges of reckless endangerment and unauthorized maneuvering.”

  Glory took hold of Goto’s elbow and pulled her off the ladder on a trajectory that took them into the keel tube. “They’re going to be busy for a while. This is our chance.”

  Goto said in stunned tones, “I can’t believe they’re arresting the captain. It wasn’t his fault.”

  “You can’t sue the PLAN for damages.”

  “He’s just a flight officer. He can’t pay for a new space station.”

  “They can bankrupt him pour encourager les autres. Ah, he’ll probably get off with a symbolic fine. That is, if he doesn’t lose his rag and punch Johnson out.”

  As they swam up the tube, the noises from the engineering deck suggested Sikorsky was doing just that.

  The hum of systems muffled the cries from below. The quarterdeck pressure-lock, outlined by glowstrips, drew them on and in. Inexplicably, a couple of toy locomotives drifted in the air. The little module was otherwise deserted. Glory had noted the watch officer was one of those rubbernecking at the arrest of C
aptain Sikorsky. A stroke of luck, that. Serves Martin Okoli right for being so lax with his people.

  Goto dived into the watch locker. “There should be suits … Here we are.” She dragged out two EVA suits in the Kharbage, LLC colors of crimson and kingfisher blue. Grimacing at the rich aroma of the garments—which belonged to no one, but were kept here for loading and unloading cargo—they put them on.

  “Excuse me,” said a voice from the keel tube.

  Glory whirled in the air, her half-donned suit billowing around her waist. Thinking she’d have to dust off her aikido. She was committed now.

  The person in the doorway was female, tall for Earthborn, with magenta hair and eyebrows to match. One of Okoli’s people. Pug nose, strong jaw. Mouth set in a doubtful line.

  “What are you doing?”

  “Well,” Glory said, pushing her arms into her EVA suit, “we’re about to steal a spaceship.”

  The young woman blinked. “OK. Why?”

  “We already tried to steal a lifeboat, back on B-Station,” Goto explained, with a wild giggle. “This time, we’re not going to mess it up.”

  “Oh, I see,” the young woman said. “You’re walking out on UNVRP. Well, I don’t blame you. In fact, congratulations on seeing the light. But assuming you’re talking about the Cheap Trick, who’s going to fly it?”

  “I am,” Glory said. “Do us a favor, don’t rat to Okoli, and I’ll wire you a birthday present from my clandestine Luna bank account.”

  “Do you know how to fly it?” The young woman blinked rapidly, accessing data through retinal implants. “That’s a Heavypicket out there. It’s not much like a lifeboat.”

  “I’ll figure it out,” Glory said.

  “Well, you could try. Or I could come with you.”

  Goto yelped, “Petruzzelli! I love you! Would you?”

  “Sure. I’ve always wanted to try piloting a military ship.”

  “And what,” Glory asked, “makes you think you’d be any better at it than I am?”

  “Well, I happen to be the astrogator on this truck. And I’m, like, three hours from getting my pilot’s license.”

  “That changes the picture,” Glory admitted. “In that case, welcome to Operation … what’ll we call it … Out of the Frying-Pan, Into The Proverbial. EVA suits over there.”

  Petruzzelli jumped into a suit.

  Goto said, “Um, you might get in trouble for helping us.”

  “Nah,” Petruzzelli said. “I don’t work for a hegemonic bureaucracy with rules about how much you can breathe. Cap’n will just tell me off and take away my minestrone privileges. I can live with that.” She crushed her helmet over that amazing hair. “Let’s go.”

  xx.

  On the bridge of the Kharbage Can, captains Okoli, Kim, and Sikorsky were enjoying breakfast. Perhaps it was a little much to say that Sikorsky was enjoying it. He was not handcuffed; Lieutenant Johnson had been reprimanded for excessive zeal, but the presence of Johnson and several other armed officers on the bridge served as a reminder that Sikorsky was officially in custody.

  Kim drank coffee. Okoli surreptitiously spiked his own coffee with Bailey’s Irish Cream from a pouch labelled SWEETENER. Sikorsky picked at an egg and ham calzone.

  Also on the table were danishes, bagels, gooseberry and lingonberry preserves, smoked salmon, cream cheese, wedges of shrimp and mushroom quiche, and a selection of freeze-dried fruits. Most of the food had arrived on the table via the Can’s deep freeze, but the baked goods had come in dough form and been finished off in the oven by the Can’s cook, the former proprietor of a French-Vietnamese restaurant on 10 Hygiea.

  “Once upon a time, people thought cheap fusion energy would usher in an era of plenty. Now we know there is no such thing as a post-scarcity economy,” Kim said, smiling so widely his eyes nearly vanished. “But you, Captain Okoli, almost convince me otherwise.”

  Okoli boomed a laugh. “Someone’ll always own the means of production.”

  “True, true.”

  “But these days, it’s equally profitable to own the means of recycling.”

  The Cheap Trick officers swallowed saliva and fingered their guns. At the Operations Control station, Okoli’s executive officer chomped a danish. A hand-holding pair of blue berets, members of the UNVRP peacekeeping detail, wandered in and helped themselves to coffee. The contrast between them and the Cheap Trick officers cried out for explanation. Part of the explanation was that the peacekeepers were not Star Force. They tended to be recruited piecemeal from the brokest militaries on Earth. The rest of the explanation was six months on the Kharbage Can.

  “Business is good?” Kim enquired.

  “Never better,” Okoli said. But that was a stretch even for him. “Until last week,” he added, more honestly.

  “We’ll give you any assistance we can, of course, in the battle to save Botticelli Station.”

  “Much appreciated.”

  “Eef you veesh to save zee station,” Sikorsky broke in, “you veel let me pilot it out of zee gravity vell.”

  “What was your rank at retirement, Captain?” Kim asked.

  “Lieutenant-commander,” Sikorsky admitted.

  Kim smirked. Okoli, hoping to head off a spat, said, “In the private sector, of course, we don’t have ranks. We figure a pilot’s ability based on results and reputation.”

  “Ah, reputation,” Kim said. “A highly subjective metric.”

  “Pretty reliable at weeding out the cowboys. Anyway, it’s all you got to go on out here. The system is swarming with unlicensed recycling outfits, water bandits, and fly-by-night mining operations run by a man and his robot. What distinguishes the sheep from the goats? Reputation. Say what you will about the free market, the cream rises to the top.”

  “Some say zat zee scum rises to zee top,” Sikorsky put in.

  “I may be scum,” Okoli said, grinning pleasantly at him, “but at least I look out for my people.”

  Kim said thoughtfully, “If Botticelli Station can’t be saved, it’s not impossible to imagine that the Venus Remediation Project itself might be suspended or cancelled.”

  Not only was this not impossible to imagine, everyone present already took it as a certainty.

  “In that case, how great an—ah—ah—would Kharbage, LLC suffer, Captain?”

  “Thinking about a bit of insider trading?” Okoli said, stone-faced. “You’re too late. Our stock’s already dropped thirty percent. If you take my advice, now’s the time to load up. The stock market thinks we’ll be dead in space if we lose our contract with UNVRP. I can tell you that’s wrong. Every asteroid that UNVRP has rejected hitherto, and they’ve been rejecting more than they acquire in the last few years, we’ve found a buyer for. Adnan Kharbage is a businessman par excellence. Our contract gives UNVRP the right of first rejection on whatever we find, but oftentimes we make more money if they reject it, by selling it on to someone else.”

  Kim poured himself some more coffee and absently stretched out his hand for the pouch marked SWEETENER. Okoli moved it out of his reach. Settling for MILK, Kim said, “What about this—ah, ah, ah—asteroid that UNVRP is, or was, considering at the moment?”

  “Lots of those. We’ll find buyers for them all, don’t you worry.”

  “The unusual one,” Kim said, turning red. “Named for, ah. Turtles. Darwin. Ah.”

  “Oh, that one,” Okoli said. “11073 Galapagos.”

  In relief, Kim took a swallow of his coffee. He choked. His cheeks bulged. MILK had actually been pernod. Sikorsky let out a bellow of laughter. Okoli removed Kim’s cup, apologizing fluently, and substituted a new one. He was not sorry for the interruption. He’d had the feeling for the last few minutes that he was being pumped, and he didn’t like it.

  Kim’s unexpected encounter with the peacekeepers’ mislabeling scam, however, did not distract him from pursuing the topic. “So you do have an offer for that, ah, asteroid, Captain?”

  “Oh, yes.”

  “You understand
that Star Force is concerned about the safety of its—ah—ah—population.”

  Okoli stared. So did Sikorsky. Was it possible Star Force did not realize the population of 11073 Galapagos, in all probability, would shortly be exterminated by the PLAN?

  “No need for concern, Commander,” Okoli said coldly.

  “I wonder if your customer for 11073 Galapagos is someone known to us?” Kim mused aloud.

  Okoli set down his coffee cup with a deliberate clink. “Commander, forgive me, but you’re not cut out to be an intelligence operative. If the Navy wants to investigate the business dealings of a private company, they should get a court order, or send someone who’s better at weaseling information out of people. That’s not a slur on you. It’s a compliment to your integrity.”

  Kim stopped smiling. After a moment, he said. “Thank you. I find this sort of thing repellent, to be honest. But the Admiralty is concerned about the possibility someone’s leaking information about this asteroid to the PLAN.”

  “Well, it’s certainly not us,” Okoli said.

  Sikorsky said, “I know who eet ees.”

  Both men turned sharply. “Who?” Kim said.

  Sikorsky shook his head. “I veel save zat for my defense.” Smiling, he bit into a freeze-dried strawberry.

  Kim cleared his throat. He glanced at his officers, who came to attention.

  At that moment, a choked squawk issued from the far side of the bridge.

  Okoli swung. “What’s up?”

  The executive officer of the Kharbage Can, Richard Windsor, waved him over urgently. Windsor was an immensely fat man. He did not have a double or even a triple chin, just one chin that descended in a robin’s-breast swoop to the hirsute expanse of chest revealed by his gaping shirt. No one could make Windsor put on a uniform. But as the Cheap Trick officers gathered around the flight operations station, Okoli forgot about the sordid impression his exec must be making on the Star Force men and women. He stared aghast at the screen that showed a feed from the Can’s optic sensors.