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by David Feldman


  Murder scenes, chalk outlines at

  National Geographics, saving of

  Navy and Army, Captain rank of

  9 as number to get outside line on telephones

  98.6 degrees Fahrenheit as comfortable ambient temperature

  Noses, clogged nostrils and

  Nostrils, clogged

  Numbers, Arabic

  Oil, automotive, grades of

  Olive oil, virgin

  Olives, pitting of

  One Hour Martinizing

  Pain, effect of warmth upon

  Paper, legal-size

  PBX systems

  Pencils

  color of

  numbering of

  Pennies, vending machines and

  Periods in telegrams

  Permanent press settings on irons

  Permanents, pregnancy and

  Physical exams, back tapping and

  Pineapple in gelatin

  Plumbing, sound of running water and

  Poison ivy, grazing animals and

  Police dogs, urination and defecation of

  Popcorn, other corns versus

  Post office, translation of foreign mail and

  Potato skins

  Pregnancy, permanents and

  Priority mail, first class versus

  Pubic hair, purpose of

  Punts, measurement of

  Queen-size sheets

  Railroads, width of standard gauges of

  Ranchers, hanging of boots on fence posts by

  Ribbons, blue

  Rice Krispies, noise of

  Roaches, death position of

  Rolls, coldness of airline

  Roman numerals, calculations with

  Roosters, crowing and

  Saloon doors in Old West

  Salutes, military

  Secretary as U.S. government department head designation

  Shaving of armpits

  Sheets, queen-size

  Shirts

  button arrangement of

  starch on

  Shoes, single, found on highways

  Sidewalks, cracks on

  Silos, shape of

  Ski poles, downhill

  Snack foods and prepricing

  “Snap! Crackle! and Pop!” of Rice Krispies

  Sneezing and eye closure

  Snow and cold weather

  Social security numbers

  Socks, angle of

  Sour cream, expiration date on

  Stamp pads and moisture retention

  Starch on shirts

  Stock prices as quoted in eighths of a dollar

  STOP in telegrams

  String cheese

  Sugar, clumping together of

  Summer, first day of

  Tall people, aging and

  Taste, sense of, in children versus adults

  Tattoos, color of

  Telegrams

  exclamation marks and

  periods and

  Telephones

  dialing 9 to get outside line

  holes in mouthpiece

  Telephone cords, twisting of

  Telescopes, inverted images of

  Tennis balls and fuzz

  Television commercials, loudness of

  Throat, uvula, purpose of

  Throwing, sex differences in

  Tickets, red carbons on airline

  Toasters, one slice slot on

  Toenails, growth of

  Toilet paper, folding over in hotel bathrooms

  Toilet seats in public restrooms

  Tongues, sticking out of

  Toothpicks, round versus flat

  Toques, purpose of

  Towels, smelly

  Traffic signal light bulbs

  Treasury, printing of new bills by

  Trucks, license plates on

  Tupperware and home parties

  Turkeys

  beards on

  white versus dark meat

  20-20 vision

  Uvula, purpose of

  Vending machines

  half dollars and

  pennies and

  Videotape versus audio tape

  Virgin olive oil

  Vision

  Warmth, its effect on pain and

  Western Union

  exclamation marks and

  periods and

  Whistling at sporting events

  Winter, first day of

  Worms as fish food

  Yawning, contagiousness of

  Yeast in bread

  Yellow Pages, advertisements in

  ZIP code, addresses on envelopes and

  Master Index of Imponderability

  Following is a complete index of all ten Imponderables® books and Who Put the Butter in Butterfly? The bold number before the colon indicates the book title (see the Title Key below); the numbers that follow the colon are the page numbers. Simple as that.

  Title Key

  1

  =

  Why Don’t Cats Like to Swim? (formerly published as Imponderables)

  2

  =

  Why Do Clocks Run Clockwise?

  3

  =

  When Do Fish Sleep?

  4

  =

  Why Do Dogs Have Wet Noses?

  5

  =

  Do Penguins Have Knees?

  6

  =

  Are Lobsters Ambidextrous? (formerly published as When Did Wild Poodles Roam the Earth?)

  7

  =

  How Does Aspirin Find a Headache?

  8

  =

  What Are Hyenas Laughing at, Anyway?

  9

  =

  How Do Astronauts Scratch an Itch?

  10

  =

  Do Elephants Jump?

  11

  =

  Who Put the Butter in Butterfly?

  “1/2,” meaning of, in street addresses

  1040 form, numbering scheme of

  20-20 vision, origins of

  24-second clock in NBA basketball

  3-D glasses and movies

  501, Levi jeans, origin of name

  7-11 Stores, lack of locks on

  7UP, origins of name

  “86,” origins of term

  9 as number to get outside line on telephones

  911 as emergency telephone number

  98.6 degrees Fahrenheit as comfortable ambient temperature

  Absorbine Jr., origins of

  Absorbine Sr., identity of

  AC, and DC

  Accents, American, of foreign singers

  Aches

  Acre, origins of

  Acrylic, virgin

  Actors, speed of speech of

  Address labels on magazines

  Addresses and ZIP codes, on envelopes

  Addresses, street, half-numbers on

  Advertising sales in TV programming, overrun live programming and

  Aerosol cans, shaking of

  After-shave lotion, stinging and

  Age of majority, 21 as

  Aging and effect on voices

  Agitators in washing machines, movement of

  Air mail and “Par Avion”

  Air temperature, versus water temperature, perception of

  Airlines

  chime signals on

  cold rolls at meal service

  dearth of female pilots on

  honey roasted peanuts

  inflation of oxygen masks

  tickets, red carbons on

  Airplanes

  coffee bags in lavatories

  dimming of interior lights

  ear popping and

  feet swelling and

  numbering of Boeing jets

  “Qantas,” spelling of

  red and green lights on

  Airplanes (cont.)

  seat belts

  shoulder harnesses

  U.S. flags on exterior

  Alarm cl
ocks, life before

  Alcohol

  in cough medicine

  proof of

  Algebra, X in

  “All wool and a yard wide,” origins of term

  “Allemande”

  “Alligator” shirts

  Alphabet, order of

  Alphabet soup

  distribution of letters

  outside of U.S.

  Aluminum cans, crushability of

  Aluminum foil

  and heat to touch

  two sides of

  Aluminum foil, on neck of champagne bottles

  Ambidexterity in lobsters

  Ambulances, snake emblems on

  American accents of foreign singers

  American singles, Kraft, milk in

  “Ampersand”

  Amputees, phantom limb sensations in

  Anchors, submarines and

  Angel food cake and position while cooling

  Animal tamers and kitchen chairs

  Ants

  separation from colony

  sidewalks and

  “Apache dance”

  Apes, hair picking of

  Appendix, function of

  Apples, as gifts for teachers

  Apples and pears, discoloration of

  Apples in roasted pigs’ mouths

  April 15, as due date for taxes

  Aquariums, fear of fish in

  Arabic numbers, origins of

  Architectural pencils, grades of

  Area codes, middle digits of

  Armies, marching patterns of

  Armpits, shaving of

  Army and Navy, Captain rank in

  Art pencils, grades of

  Aspirin

  headaches and

  safety cap on 100-count bottles of

  Astrology, different dates for signs in

  Astronauts and itching

  “At loggerheads”

  Athletics, Oakland, and elephant insignia

  “Atlas”

  ATMs

  swiping of credit cards in

  swiping versus dipping of credit cards in

  transaction costs of

  “Attorney-at-law”

  Auctioneers, chanting of

  Audiocassette tape on side of road

  Audiocassette tapes on roadsides

  Audiotape, versus videotape technology

  Audiotape recorders

  counter numbers on

  play and record switches on

  Automobiles

  batteries and concrete floors

  bright/dimmer switch position

  bunching of, on highways

  cardboard on grills

  clicking sound of turn signals

  cockroaches in

  Corvette

  cruise controls

  day/night switch on rear-view mirrors

  dimples on headlamps

  elimination of side vents

  gas gauges in

  headlamp shutoff

  headlights and deer

  holes in ceiling of

  key release button on

  keys, ignition and door

  “new car smell”

  oil loss after oil change

  oil, grades of

  rear windows of

  rentals, cost in Florida of

  side-view mirrors

  speed limits

  speedometers

  tire tread

  weight of batteries

  white wall tires

  windshield wipers, versus buses

  Autopsies of executed criminals

  “Ax to grind”

  Babies

  blinking

  burping

  hair color

  high temperatures, tolerance of

  sleep

  Baby corn, in supermarkets

  Baby pigeons, elusiveness of

  Baby Ruth, origins of name

  Baby shrimp, peeling and cleaning of

  “Back and fill”

  Back tapping during physical exams

  Backlogs in repair shops

  Bad breath, upon awakening, in the morning

  Badges, marshals’ and sheriffs’

  Bagels, holes in

  Bags under eyes

  Bags, paper, jagged edges and

  Baked goods

  Pennsylvania and

  seven-layer cakes

  unctuous taste until cooled

  Baked potatoes in steak houses

  Ball throwing, sex differences and

  Ballet, “on pointe” in

  Balls, orange, on power lines

  Balls, tennis, fuzz and

  Balsa wood, classification as hardwood

  Banana peels as slipping agents

  Bananas, growth of

  Band-Aid packages, red tear strings on

  Bands, tardiness of, in nightclubs

  Bands, marching, formation of

  Bands, paper, around Christmas card envelopes

  Banking

  ATM charges

  hours

  Barbecue grills, shape of

  “Barbecue”

  Barbie, hair of, versus Ken’s

  Barefoot kickers in football

  Bark, tree, color of

  Barns, red color of

  Bars

  mirrors in

  sawdust on floor of

  television sound and

  Baseball

  black stripes on bats

  Candlestick Park, origins of

  cap buttons

  caps, green undersides of

  circle next to batter’s box in

  dugout heights

  first basemen, ball custody of

  home plate sweeping, by umpires

  home plate, shape of

  Japanese uniforms

  “K,” as symbol for strikeout

  pitcher’s mounds, location of

  Baseball cards

  wax on wrappers

  white stuff on gum

  Basements, lack of, in southern houses

  Basketball

  24-second clock in NBA

  duration of periods in

  Basketballs, fake seams on

  Baskin-Robbins, cost of cones versus cups at

  “Batfowling”

  Bathrooms

  group visits by females to

  ice in urinals of

  in supermarkets

  Bathtub drains, location of

  Bathubs, overflow mechanisms on

  Bats, baseball, stripes on

  Batteries

  automobile, weight of

  concrete floors and

  drainage of, in cassette players

  nine-volt, shape of

  sizes of

  volume and power loss in

  “Battle royal”

  Bazooka Joe, eye patch of

  Beacons, police car, colors on

  “Bead,” “Draw a,” origins of term

  Beaks versus bills, birds and

  Beanbag packs in electronics boxes

  Beans, green, “French” style

  Beards on turkeys

  “Bears [stock market]”

  “Beating around the bush”

  Beavers, dam building and

  “Bedlam”

  Beds, mattresses, floral graphics on

  Beef, red color of

  Beeps before network news on radio

  Beer

  and plastic bottles

  steins, lids of

  temperature in Old West

  twistoff bottle caps, merits of

  Beetle, Volkswagen, elimination of

  Bell bottoms, sailors and

  Bells in movie theaters

  Belly dancers, amplitude of

  Belts, color of, in martial arts

  Ben-Gay, creator of

  “Berserk”

  Best Foods Mayonnaise, versus Hellmann’s

  Beverly Hills, “Beverly” in

  “Beyond the pale”

  Bias on a
udiotape

  Bibles, courtrooms and

  Bicycles

  clicking noises

  crossbars on

  tires

  Bill posting at construction sites

  Billboards, spinning blades on

  Bill-counting machines

  Bills versus beaks, birds and

  “Bimonthly”

  “Bingo,” origin of term

  Binoculars, adjustments for

  Bird droppings, color of

  “Birdie”

  Birds [see also specific types]

  bills versus beaks in

  coloring of

  death of

  direction of takeoff

  droppings, color of

  Birds (cont.)

  honking during migration

  jet lag and

  migration patterns of

  sleeping habits of

 

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