Lay Her Among the Lilies vm-2

by James Hadley Chase

  “Make a move, you son-of-a-bitch, and I’ll drop your guts on the floor,” he said.

  Both of them were careful to keep out of the line of fire of the Thompsons.

  The Wop reached out and grabbed Stevens by his arm.

  “Come on, you. You’re going for a little ride.”

  “Leave him alone,” I said through tight lips.

  The Wop smacked me across the face with the gun barrel. Not too hard, but hard enough to hurt.

  “Shut your yap!” he said.

  The other Wop had rammed his gun into Stevens’ side and was dragging him out of his chair.

  “Don’t touch me,” Stevens gasped, and feebly tried to break the Wop’s hold. Snarling; the Wop clubbed him with his fist, caught him by his collar and hauled him away from the table.

  My pal with the dirty cuffs stepped away from me and the guy with the Thompson came a little closer, the gun sight centred on my chest. I sat still, holding the side of my face, feeling blood, hot and sticky, against my fingers.

  Stevens fell down.

  “Come on; hurry,” the Wop with the dirty cuffs said furiously. “Get this dumb old punk out of here.” He bent and grabbed hold of one of Stevens’ ankles. The other Wop caught hold of the other ankle, and they ran across the room dragging Stevens along on his back with them, upsetting tables and chairs in their progress to the door.

  They kicked open the double doors, dragged the old man across the sidewalk to a waiting car. Two other Wops were standing outside with machine-guns, threatening a gaping crowd lined up on either side of the cafe entrance.

  It was the coolest, nerviest, most cold-blooded thing I have ever seen.

  The two Wops with the Thompsons backed out of the cafe and scrambled into the car. One of the Wops in the street swung round and started firing through the plate-glass window at me. I was expecting that, and even as he swung round I threw myself out of my chair and lay flat under the table, squeezing myself into the floor. Slugs chewed up the wall just above me and brought plaster down on my head and neck. One slug took the heel of my shoe off. Then the firing stopped and I peered around the table in time to see the Wop spring on to the running-board of the car as it shot away from the kerb and went tearing down the street.

  I scrambled to my feet and made a dive for the telephone.

  IV

  The voice sounded like an echo in a tunnel. It crept into the corners of my room: the subdued whisper of a turned-down radio. For the past half-hour I had been waiting for that voice. The jig-saw puzzle spread out on the table before me interested me as much as the dead mouse I had found in the trap this morning: probably a little less. The shaded reading-lamp made a pool of lonely light on the carpet. A bottle and glass stood on the floor within easy reach. Already I had had a drink or perhaps even two or three. After an evening like this a drink one way or other doesn’t make a great deal of difference.

  I was still a little jumpy. No one likes to have a whole magazine of a sub-machine-gun fired at him, and I was no exception. The way those two Wops had dragged that old man out of the cafe haunted me. I felt I should have done something about it. After all, it was my fault he was there.

  “At nine o’clock this evening,” the announcer said, breaking into my thoughts, “six men, believed to be Italians, armed with machine-guns and automatics, entered the Blue Bird Cafe at the corner of Jefferson and Felman. While two of the gunmen guarded the entrance, and two more terrorized the people in the cafe, the remaining two seized John Stevens and dragged him from the cafe to a waiting car.

  “Stevens, who will be remembered by the city’s socialities as butler to Mr. Gregory Wainwright, the steel millionaire, was later found dead by the side of the Los Angeles and San Francisco Highway. It is believed he died of a stroke, brought on by the rough handling he received from the kidnappers, and when he was found to be dead, the kidnappers brutally threw his body from the speeding car.”

  The announcer’s voice was as unemotional and as cold as if he were reading the fat stock prices. I should have liked to have been behind him with a machine-gun and livened him up with a burst above his head.

  “The police are anxious for any information that will lead to the arrest of the criminals,” the announcer went on. “These six men have been described as short, stockily built, dark-skinned, and all wearing blue suits and black hats. “The police are also anxious to question an unknown man who was with John Stevens when the kidnappers arrived. After telephoning Police Headquarters, giving a description of the criminals and the number of their car, he disappeared. Eye-witnesses have described him as tall, powerfully built, dark hair, sallow complexion and sharp-featured. He has a wound on the right side of his face from a blow from one of the kidnappers. Anyone recognizing this man should communicate immediately to Captain of Police Brandon, Police Headquarters, Graham 3444…”

  I leaned forward and snapped down the switch.

  “Sallow and sharp-featured, but not handsome. No one said he was handsome.”

  I turned slowly in my chair.

  Sergeant MacGraw stood in the open french windows, and behind him lurked Sergeant Hartsell. I didn’t jump more than a foot. It was one of those reflex actions over which I had no control.

  “Who told you to blow in?” I asked, getting to my feet.

  “He wants to know who told us to blow in,” MacGraw said, speaking out of the side of his mouth. “Shall we tell him?”

  Hartsell came into the room. There was a cold, bleak look on his thin face, his deep-set eyes were stony.

  “Yeah, tell him.”

  MacGraw closed the french windows without taking his eyes off me.

  “A little bird told us,” he said, and winked. “There’s always a little bird to tell us the things we want to know. And the little bird also told us you were with Stevens tonight.”

  I sweated gently. Maybe it was because it was a hot night. Maybe I didn’t like the look of these two. Maybe I was remembering what Brandon had said about a beating up in a dark alley.

  “That’s right,” I said. “I was with him.”

  “Now that’s what I call being smart,” MacGraw said, and beamed. “Wonder Boy tells the truth for a change.” He poked a thick finger in my direction. “Why didn’t you stick around? The prowl boys would have liked to have talked to you.”

  “There was nothing I could tell them,” I said. “I gave the desk sergeant a description of the car and the men. That let me out, and besides, I had enough for one night so I blew.”

  MacGraw sat down in one of the armchairs, felt in his inside pocket and hooked out a cigar. He bit off the end, spat the shred of tobacco messily against my wall and lit up.

  “I like that,” he said, rolling thick smoke around in his mouth before releasing it. “You had enough for one night. Yeah, that’s very nice. But, pally, how wrong you are. The night hasn’t even started for you yet.”

  I didn’t say anything.

  “Let’s get going,” Hartsell said in a hard voice. “I’m on duty in another hour.”

  MacGraw frowned at him.

  “Take it easy, can’t you? What’s it matter if you are a little late? We’re on duty right now, aren’t we?” He glanced at me. “What were you talking to Stevens about?”

  “I wanted to know if he was satisfied Janet Crosby died of heart failure. He wasn’t.”

  MacGraw chuckled and rubbed his big white hands together. He seemed genuinely pleased to hear this.

  “You know the Captain’s no fool,” he said to Hartsell. “I’m not saying he’s everyone’s bed-fellow, but he’s no fool. Those were his very words. ‘I’ll bet that son-of-a-bitch was talking to Stevens about the Crosbys.’ That’s what he said to me as soon as we got the description. And he was right.”

  Hartsell gave me a long, mean look.

  “Yeah,” he said.

  “Was that all you wanted to know, Wonder Boy?” MacGraw asked. “Or were there other questions you asked Stevens?”

  “That’s all
I wanted to know.”

  “Didn’t the Captain tell you to lay off the Crosbys?”

  Now it was coming.

  “He mentioned it.”

  “Maybe you think the Captain talks just to hear his own voice?”

  I looked from MacGraw to Hartsell and back to MacGraw again.

  “I don’t know. Why not ask him?”

  “Don’t get tricky, Wonder Boy. We don’t like ‘em tricky, do we, Joe?”

  Hartsell made an impatient movement. “For Pete’s sake, let’s get on with it,” he said.

  “Get on with—what?” I asked.

  MacGraw leaned forward to spit at the wall again. Then he scattered ash on the carpet.

  “The Captain didn’t seem happy about you, pally,” he said, and grinned. “And when the Captain’s unhappy he gets sore, and when he gets sore he takes it out of the boys, so we thought we’d better make him happy again. We figured the way to get his smile back would be to come and see you and give you a little work-out. We thought it would be a good idea to sort of smack your ears down: maybe tear them off. Then we thought it would be another good idea to sort of wreck your place; kick the furniture around and hack bits out of the wall. That’s the way we figured it, didn’t we, Joe?”

  Hartsell licked his thin lips and allowed a leer to come into his stony eyes. He took out a short length of rubber hose from his hip pocket and balanced it lovingly in his hand.

  “Yeah,” he said.

  “And did you think what would happen if you carried out these good ideas?” I asked. “Did it ever occur to you I might sue for assault, and that someone like Manfred Willet might take you apart in court and get the badge off your coats? Did that come into your sweet little minds or was that something you overlooked?”

  MacGraw leaned forward and screwed his burning cigar down on the polished surface of the table. He glanced up, grinning.

  “You’re not the first punk we’ve called on. Wonder Boy,” he told me. “And you won’t be the last. We know how to take care of lawyers. A lush like Willet doesn’t scare us, and besides you won’t take us to court. We came here to get a statement from you about Stevens.

  For some reason or other—maybe you don’t like our faces, maybe you’re a little drunk, maybe you have a boil where it hurts—anything will do, you get tough. In fact, Wonder Boy, you get very tough indeed; so tough me and Joe have to sort of restrain you, and while we’re restraining you as gently as we possibly can, you get a little roughed up and the room sort of gets wrecked. But it’s not our fault. We don’t like it that way—not much, anyway, and if you hadn’t disliked our faces or hadn’t been a little drunk or hadn’t had a boil where it hurts, it wouldn’t have happened. That’s what they call in court your word against two respectable, hardworking police officers’, and even a lush like Willet couldn’t make much out of it, and besides that we could take you to Headquarters and keep you in a nice quiet cell where the boys could drop in from time to time and wipe their boots on your face. It’s a funny thing, but a lot of our boys like dropping in on certain of our prisoners and wiping their boots on their faces. I don’t know why it is; probably they’re high-spirited. So don’t let’s have any more talk about assault charges and badges off coats and smart lawyers; not unless you don’t know what’s good for you.”

  I had a sudden cold feeling in my stomach. It would be my word against theirs. There was nothing to stop them arresting me and slinging me into a cell. By the time Willet got moving a lot of things could have happened. This didn’t seem to be my evening for fun and games.

  “Got it all worked out, haven’t you?” I said as calmly as the circumstances allowed.

  “We’ve got to, pally,” MacGraw said, grinning. “There are too many punks making trouble, and our jail isn’t that large. So we just hand out a little discipline every now and then and save the city some dough.”

  I should have kept my eyes on Hartsell who was standing a few feet to my left and rear. Not that I could have done a great deal about it. They had me, and I knew it, and what was worse, they knew it, too. But all the same I was dumb not to have watched him. I heard a sudden swish and began to duck, but I was much, much too late. The rubber hose caught me on the top of the head and I fell forward on hands and knees.

  MacGraw was waiting for that, and his foot shot out; the square steel-tipped toe of his shoe caught me in the throat. I fell over on my side, trying to get breath through a constricted, contracting windpipe. Something hit me on the forearm, sending pain crawling up into my skull. Something thudded on the back of my neck; a sharp something crashed into my ribs. I rolled away, got on my hands and knees, saw Hartsell coming at me and tried to duck.

  The hose seemed to bounce against my brain; just as if the top of my head had been trepanned and my brain was there to be hit. I sprawled on to the carpet, clenching my fists, holding back the yell that tried to burst its way out of me.

  Hands grabbed me and hauled me to my feet. Through a misty-red curtain MacGraw seemed over-large, overbroad and over-ugly. I began to fall forward as he released me. I fell on his fist that was travelling towards me in a punch that sent me reeling across the room, knocking over the table. I landed on my back amid a shower of jig-saw nuzzle pieces.

  I lay still. The light in the ceiling came rushing towards me, stopped, and then rushed away again. It did that several times, so I closed my eyes. At the back of my mind I was thinking this could go on and on until they were tired, and it would take a lot to tire a couple of thugs like MacGraw and Hartsell. By the time they were through with me there wouldn’t be a great deal left. I wondered dreamily why they didn’t move in; why they left me lying on the floor.

  So long as I didn’t move the pain that rode me was bearable. I didn’t like to think what would happen to my head if I did move. It felt as if it were hanging on a thread. One little movement would be enough to send it rolling across the floor.

  Out of the pain and the mist I heard a woman say, “Is this your idea of fun?”

  A woman!

  That last punch must have made me slug-happy, I thought, or maybe it was the beating I had taken on top of my head.

  “This guy’s dangerous, ma’m,” MacGraw said in a gentle, little-boy-caught-in-the-pantry voice. “He was resisting arrest.”

  “Don’t you dare lie to me!” It was a woman’s voice all right. “I saw what happened through the window.”

  I wasn’t going to miss this, even if it killed me. Very carefully I raised my head. All the veins, arteries and nerves in it yelled murder, pulsed, expanded and became generally hysterical, but I managed to sit up. The light dug arrows into my eyes, and for a moment or so I held my head in my hands. Then I peeped through my fingers.

  MacGraw and Hartsell were standing by the door looking as if their feet were resting on a red-hot stove. MacGraw had a cringing this-has-really-nothing-to-do-with-me smile on his face. Hartsell looked as if a mouse had run up his trousers leg.

  I turned, keeping my head still, and looked towards the french windows.

  A girl stood between the half-drawn curtains; a girl in a white strapless evening-gown that showed off her deeply-tanned shoulders and the snug little hollow between her breasts. Her raven-black hair lay about her shoulders in a page-boy bob. I had a little trouble in focussing, and her beauty came to me slowly like a picture thrown on the screen by an amateur projectionist. The blurred outlines of her face slowly became sharp-etched. The misty hollows that were her eyes filled in and came alive. An oval, small-featured, very lovely face with a small, perfectly-moulded nose, red sensual lips and wide, big eyes as dark and as hard as nuggets of coal.

  Even with the blood pounding in my head and my throat aching and my body feeling as if it had been fed through a wringer, I felt the impact of this girl’s allurement the way I had felt the impact of MacGraw’s fist. She not only had the looks, but she also had that thing: you could see it there in her eyes, the way she stood, in the curves of her body, in the tanned column of her throat:
shouting at you like the twenty-foot letters on an advertising hoarding.

  “How dare you beat this man!” she said in a voice which carried across the room with the heat and the force of a flame-thrower. “Is this Brandon’s idea?”

  “Now look, Miss Crosby,” MacGraw said pleadingly. “This guy’s been sticking his snout into your affairs. The Captain thought maybe we should discourage him. Honest, that’s all there’s to it.”

  For the first time as far as I knew she turned her head to stare at me. I couldn’t have looked a particularly pretty object. I knew I had collected a number of bumps and bruises and the cut on my right cheek where the Wop had hit me was bleeding again. Somehow I managed to grin at her: a little crooked, not much heart in it, but still, a grin.

  She looked at me the way you look at a frog that’s jumped into your morning cup of coffee.

  “Get up!” she snapped. “You can’t be as badly hurt as all that.”

  But then she hadn’t been slapped over the skull three or four times or kicked in the throat and ribs or punched in the jaw, so it wasn’t fair to expect her to know if I was badly hurt or not.

  Maybe it was because she was such a lovely that I made the effort and somehow got to my feet. We Malloys have our pride, and we don’t like our women to think we are soft. I had to grab hold of the back of a chair as soon as I was on my feet, and I very nearly spread out on the floor again, but, by clinging on and riding the pain that went shooting down into my heels and back again to my skull like a roller-coaster gone haywire, I began to come out of it and get what is termed my second wind.

  MacGraw and Hartsell were looking at me the way tigers look at a lump of meat that’s been sneaked out of their cage.

  She began speaking to them again in that scornful, blistering voice:

  “I don’t like your sort. And I’m going to do something about it. If this is the way Brandon runs his police force the sooner he gets the hell out of it the better!”

  While MacGraw was mumbling excuses I set my compass and steered a zigzag-course towards the overturned whisky bottle. The cork was well home so no damage had been done. It was quite a feat to bend and pick it up, but I managed it. I anchored myself to the mouthpiece and drank.