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My Little Pony: The Elements of Harmony: Friendship is Magic: The Official Guidebook

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by Brandon T. Snider


  It doesn’t matter now.

  What’s up?

  If you are sad or blue.

  Howdy!

  ’Cause cheering up my friends is just

  what Pinkie’s here to do!

  ’Cause I love to make you smile, smile,

  smile. Yes, I do.

  It fills my heart with sunshine all the

  while. Yes, it does.

  ’Cause all I really need’s a

  smile, smile, smile.

  From these happy friends of mine!

  I like to see you grin.

  Awesome!

  I love to see you beam.

  Rock on!

  The corners of your mouth turned up is

  always Pinkie’s dream.

  Hoof bump!

  But if you’re kinda worried—

  and your face has made a frown—

  I’ll work real hard and do my best

  to turn that sad frown upside down!

  ’Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin.

  Yes, I do.

  Bust it out from ear to ear. Let it begin.

  Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin.

  And you fill me with good cheer!

  It’s true, some days are dark and lonely.

  And maybe you feel sad.

  But Pinkie will be there to show you

  that it isn’t that bad.

  There’s one thing that makes me happy

  and makes my whole life worthwhile.

  And that’s when I talk to my friends and

  get them to smi-i-ile!

  I really am so happy!

  Your smile fills me with glee.

  I give a smile, I get a smile,

  and that’s so special to me.

  “I would probably say that

  ‘The Smile Song’ is my favorite because it’s

  just so uplifting and positive without being too

  saccharine or cheesy. It strikes a great balance of

  fun and meaning. There’s no way you can listen to

  that and not feel better for doing so.”

  — Jayson Thiessen, supervising director

  ’Cause I love to see you

  beam, beam, beam. Yes, I do.

  Tell me, what more can I say

  to make you see that I do?

  It makes me happy when you

  beam, beam, beam.

  Yes, it always makes my day!

  Come on, everypony, smile, smile, smile.

  Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine.

  All I really need’s a smile, smile, smile,

  from these happy friends of mine!

  Come on, everypony, smile, smile, smile,

  fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine.

  All I really need’s a smile, smile, smile,

  from these happy friends of mine!

  Yes, the perfect gift for me-ee-ee

  is a smile as wide as a mi-ii-ile.

  To make me happy as can be-ee-ee.

  PINKIE PIE AND FRIENDS

  Smile! Smile! Smile! Smile! Smiiiiiiiiiiile!

  Come on and smile! Come on and smile!

  Song: “The Cranky Doodle Song, Part 1”

  Episode: “A Friend in Deed”

  Lyrics by Amy Keating Rogers

  Music by Daniel Ingram

  PINKIE PIE

  You’re a Cranky Doodle Donkey guy!

  A Cranky Doodle Donkey!

  I’ve never met you,

  but you’re my new friend.

  And I’m your best friend, Pinkie Pie!

  C’mon now, Doodle, give a smile!!!!

  Song: “The Cranky Doodle Song, Part 2”

  Episode: “A Friend in Deed”

  Lyrics by Amy Keating Rogers

  Music by Daniel Ingram

  PINKIE PIE

  He had a Cranky Doodle sweetheart,

  she’s his Cranky Doodle joy.

  I helped the Cranky Doodle boy.

  Yes, I helped the Cranky Doodle boy!!

  Song: “Welcome Ditty”

  Episode: “A Friend in Deed”

  Lyrics by Amy Keating Rogers

  Music by Daniel Ingram

  PINKIE PIE

  Welcome, welcome, welcome!

  A fine welcome to you!

  Welcome, welcome, welcome!

  I say, “How do you do?”

  Welcome, welcome, welcome!

  I say, “Hip hip hooray!”

  Welcome, welcome, welcome

  to Ponyville todaaaaaaaaay!

  Song: “BBBFF”

  Episode: “A Canterlot Wedding, Part 1”

  Lyrics by Meghan McCarthy

  Music by Daniel Ingram

  TWILIGHT SPARKLE

  When I was just a filly,

  I found it rather silly

  to see how many other ponies

  I could meet.…

  I had my books to read.

  Didn’t know that I would ever need

  other ponies to make my life complete.

  But there was one colt that I cared for.

  I knew he would be there for…me.

  My Big Brother Best Friend Forever.

  Like two peas in a pod,

  we did everything together.

  He taught me how to fly a kite.

  Best friend forever.

  We never had a single fight.

  We did everything together.

  We shared our hopes.

  We shared our dreams.

  I miss him more than I realized,

  it seems.…

  PONIES

  Your Big Brother Best Friend Forever.

  Like two peas in a pod,

  you did everything together.

  TWILIGHT SPARKLE

  And though he’s oh-so-far away.

  I hoped that he would stay…

  my Big Brother Best Friend Forever.

  Forever.

  Song: “This Day Aria, Part 1”

  Episode: “A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2”

  Lyrics by Meghan McCarthy

  Music by Daniel Ingram

  IMPOSTOR CADANCE

  This day is going to be perfect.

  The kind of day of which I’ve dreamed

  since I was small.

  Everypony will gather round,

  say I look lovely in my gown.

  What they don’t know is that

  I have fooled them all.

  PRINCESS CADANCE

  This day was going to be perfect.

  The kind of day of which I’ve dreamed

  since I was small.

  But instead of having cake

  with all my friends to celebrate,

  my wedding bells, they may not ring

  for me at all.

  IMPOSTOR CADANCE

  I could care less about the dress.

  I won’t partake in any cake.

  “ ‘BBBFF’

  is special to me

  because as I was writing

  the lyrics I was thinking

  about the amazing relationship

  that my daughter has with her

  big brother. If they start to get on

  each other’s nerves as they get

  older, I’m going to force them

  to listen to it on a loop until

  they make up.”

  — Meghan McCarthy,

  story editor

  Vows? Well, I’ll be lying when I say

  that through any kind of weather

  I’ll want us to be together.

  The truth is I don’t care for him at all.

  No, I do not love the groom.

  In my heart there is no room.

  But I still want him to be all mine!

  PRINCESS CADANCE

  Must escape before it’s too late.

  Find a way to save the day.

  Hope? I’ll be lying if I say

  I don’t fear that I may lose him

  to one who wants to use him,
/>   not care for, love, and cherish him

  each day.

  For I oh-so-love the groom.

  All my thoughts he does consume.

  Oh, Shining Armor, I’ll be there very

  sooooooon!

  IMPOSTOR CADANCE

  Finally the moment has arrived

  for me to be one lucky bride.…

  PRINCESS CADANCE

  Oh, the wedding we won’t make.

  He’ll end up marrying a fake.

  Shining Armor will be—

  IMPOSTOR CADANCE

  Mine, all mine.

  The kind of day of which I’ve dreamed

  since I was small.

  Everypony I’ll soon control,

  every stallion, mare, and foal.

  Who says a girl can’t really have it all?

  Song: “Love Is in Bloom”

  Episode: “A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2”

  Lyrics by Meghan McCarthy &

  Daniel Ingram

  Music by Daniel Ingram

  TWILIGHT SPARKLE

  Love is in bloom.

  A beautiful bride. A handsome groom.

  Two hearts becoming one.

  A bond that cannot be undone because

  love is in bloom.

  A beautiful bride. A handsome groom.

  I say, love is in bloom.

  You’re starting a life

  and making room for us.

  Song: “This Day Aria, Part 2”

  Episode: “A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2”

  Lyrics by Meghan McCarthy

  Music by Daniel Ingram

  QUEEN CHRYSALIS

  This day has been just perfect.

  Season 3

  Song: “The Failure Song”

  Episode: “The Crystal Empire, Part 1”

  Lyrics by Meghan McCarthy

  Music by Daniel Ingram

  TWILIGHT SPARKLE

  I was prepared to do my best,

  thought I could handle any test,

  for I can do so many tricks,

  but I wasn’t prepared for this.

  Levitation would have been a breeze.

  Facts and figures I recite with ease.

  The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109.

  PROFESSOR PONY

  She is correct!

  TWILIGHT SPARKLE

  I could ace a quiz on friendship’s bliss,

  but I wasn’t prepared for this.

  Will I fail or will I pass, I can’t be sure.

  SPIKE

  She can’t be sure.

  TWILIGHT SPARKLE

  My mind is sharp, my skills intact.

  My heart is pure.

  SPIKE

  Her heart is pure.

  TWILIGHT SPARKLE

  Oh, I’ve taken my share of licks.

  I’ve made it through the thin and thick.

  But no, I wasn’t…

  SPIKE

  Oh no, she wasn’t…

  TWILIGHT SPARKLE

  Oh no, I wasn’t…

  SPIKE

  Oh no, she wasn’t…

  TWILIGHT SPARKLE

  No, I wasn’t…

  prepared for this!

  Song: “The Ballad of the Crystal Ponies”

  Episode: “The Crystal Empire, Part 1”

  Lyrics by Meghan McCarthy

  Music by Daniel Ingram

  TWILIGHT SPARKLE

  Princess Cadance needs our help.

  Her magic will not last forever.

  I think we can do it,

  but we need to work together.

  We have to get this right.

  Yes, we have to make them see

  we can save the Crystal ponies

  with their history.

  RAINBOW DASH

  It says that they liked jousting.

  RARITY

  They flew a flag of many hues.

  APPLEJACK

  Made sweets of Crystal berries.

  FLUTTERSHY

  They had a petting zoo with tiny ewes.

  PONIES

  Oh, we have to get this right.

  Yes, we have to make them see

  we can save the Crystal ponies

  with their history.

  PINKIE PIE

  There was a Crystal flüelhorn

  that everypony liked to play.

  TWILIGHT SPARKLE

  And a Crystal Kingdom anthem.

  Can you learn it in a day?

  PONIES

  Oh, we have to get this right.

  Yes, we have to make them see

  we can save the Crystal ponies

  with their history.

  Song: “The Success Song”

  Episode: “The Crystal Empire, Part 2”

  Lyrics by Meghan McCarthy

  Music by Daniel Ingram

  RARITY

  You were prepared to do your best,

  had what it takes to pass the test.

  All those doubts you can dismiss.

  Turns out you were prepared for this.

  APPLEJACK

  You clearly have just what it takes.

  PINKIE PIE

  To pass a test with such high stakes.

  FLUTTERSHY

  We knew for sure you would prevail.

  RAINBOW DASH

  Since when does Twilight Sparkle ever fail?

  PONYVILLE PONIES

  All those doubts that you can dismiss,

  trust yourself and you cannot miss.

  Turns out you were…

  TWILIGHT SPARKLE

  turns out I was…

  PONYVILLE PONIES

  turns out you were…

  TWILIGHT SPARKLE

  turns out I was…

  RARITY

  turns out you were…

  PONYVILLE PONIES

  prepared for this!

  Song: “Babs Seed”

  Episode: “One Bad Apple”

  Lyrics by Cindy Morrow &

  Daniel Ingram

  Music by Daniel Ingram

  APPLE BLOOM

  First we thought that Babs

  was so really, really sweet.

  A new friend to have,

  and it seemed like such a treat.

  SCOOTALOO

  But then we found the truth:

  She’s just a bully from the east.

  She went from Babs,

  yeah, to a bully and a beast!

  APPLE BLOOM

  Everywhere we turn,

  she’s just a step ahead!

  CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS

  Babs Seed! Babs Seed!

  What we gonna do?

  Got a bully on our tail,

  gotta hide, we gotta bail.

  Babs Seed! Babs Seed!

  If she’s after you,

  you gotta run, we gotta flee,

  gotta hurry, don’t you see?

  Babs Seed! Babs Seed!

  She’s just a bad, bad seed!

  APPLE BLOOM

  Hiding from a bully,

  we know it isn’t right,

  but the Cutie Mark Crusaders,

  we aren’t lookin’ for a fight!

  SCOOTALOO

  Oh, she’ll go home soon

  and then we’ll have some peace again.

  But for now we’re stayin’ out of her way

  ’til then.

  APPLE BLOOM

  Everywhere we turn,

  she’s just a step ahead.

  CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS

  Babs Seed! Babs Seed!

  What we gonna do?

  Gotta bully on our tail,

  gotta hide, we gotta bail.

  Babs Seed! Babs Seed!

  If she’s after you,

  you gotta run, we gotta flee,

  gotta hurry, don’t you see?

  Why so mean? Why so crude?

  Why so angry? Why so rude?

  Can’t you be nice?

  Can’t we be friends?

  Isn’t it sad? Is this how it all ends
?

  Babs Seed, Babs Seed,

  she’s just a bad, bad...

  Babs Seed, Babs Seed,

  she’s just a bad, bad…

  Babs Seed, Babs Seed,

  she’s just a BAD, BAD SEED.

  Song: “Raise This Barn”

  Episode: “Apple Family Reunion”

  Lyrics by Cindy Morrow

  Music by Daniel Ingram

  APPLEJACK

  Raise this barn, raise this barn,

  one, two, three, four.

  Together we can raise this barn,

  one, two, three, four.

  Up, up, up go the beams.

  Hammer those joints, work in teams.

  Turn ’em round quick by the right elbow,

  grab a new partner, here we go!

  C’mon, Apple Family! Let’s get to it!

  Whooo-whee!

  Raise this barn, raise this barn,

  one, two, three, four.

  Together we can raise this barn,

  one, two, three, four.

  Finish the frame, recycling wood,

  workin’ hard, you’re doin’ good!

  Turn ’em round quick by the right elbow,

  grab your partner, here we go!

  Raise this barn, raise this barn,

  one, two, three, four.

  Together we can raise this barn,

  one, two, three, four.

  Slats of wood come off the ground.

  Hold ’em up and nail them down.

  Turn ’em round quick by the left elbow,

  grab a new partner, here we go!

  C’mon, Apples! Git ’er done!

  APPLE BLOOM

  Look at us, we’re family.

  APPLEJACK

  Working together thankfully.

  APPLE BLOOM

  We Apples, we are proud to say...

  APPLEJACK AND APPLE BLOOM

  stick together the pony way.

  APPLEJACK

  Bow to your partner and circle right.

  Get down if you’re scared of heights!

  Forward, back, and twirl around.

  That barn’s gonna be the best in town!

  Yee-haw! Atta girl!

  APPLE BLOOM

  All right! Let’s get to it!

  APPLEJACK AND OTHERS

  Raise this barn, raise this barn,

  one, two, three, four.

  Together we can raise this barn,

  one, two, three, four.

  APPLEJACK

  Take your brushes, young and old.

  Together paint it bright and bold.

  Turn ’em round quick by the left elbow,

  grab a new partner, here we go!

  APPLEJACK AND OTHERS

  We raised this barn, we raised this barn.

  Yes, we did!

  Together we sure raised this barn.

  Yes, we did!

  Being together counts the most.

  We all came here from coast to coast.

  All we need to strive to be

  is part of the Apple FA-MI-LYYYY!

  Song: “Morning in Ponyville”

  Episode: “Magical Mystery Cure”

 

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