The Palliser Novels

by Anthony Trollope

  Much of the wedding tribute had already been deposited with the china, and among other things there were the jewels that Lady Midlothian had brought.

  “Upon my word, her ladyship’s diamonds are not to be sneezed at,” said Lady Glencora.

  “I don’t care for diamonds,” said Alice.

  Then Lady Glencora took up the Countess’s trinkets, and shook her head and turned up her nose. There was a wonderfully comic expression on her face as she did so.

  “To me they are just as good as the others,” said Alice.

  “To me they are not, then,” said Lady Glencora. “Diamonds are diamonds, and garnets are garnets; and I am not so romantic but what I know the difference.”

  On the evening before the marriage Alice and Lady Glencora walked for the last time through the Priory ruins. It was now September, and the evenings were still long, so that the ladies could get out upon the lawn after dinner. Whether Lady Glencora would have been allowed to walk through the ruins so late as half-past eight in the evening if her husband had been there may be doubtful, but her husband was away and she took this advantage of his absence.

  “Do you remember that night we were here?” said Lady Glencora.

  “When shall I forget it; or how is it possible that such a night should ever be forgotten?”

  “No; I shall never forget it. Oh dear, what wonderful things have happened since that! Do you ever think of Jeffrey?”

  “Yes; — of course I think of him. I did like him so much. I hope I shall see him some day.”

  “And he liked you too, young woman; and, what was more, young woman, I thought at one time that, perhaps, you were going to like him in earnest.”

  “Not in that way, certainly.”

  “You’ve done much better, of course; especially as poor Jeffrey’s chance of promotion doesn’t look so good now. If I have a boy, I wonder whether he’ll hate me?”

  “Why should he hate you?”

  “I can’t help it, you know, if he does. Only think what it is to Plantagenet. Have you seen the difference it makes in him already?”

  “Of course it makes a difference; — the greatest difference in the world.”

  “And think what it will be to me, Alice. I used to lie in bed and wish myself dead, and make up my mind to drown myself, — if I could only dare. I shan’t think any more of that poor fellow now.” Then she told Alice what had been done for Burgo; how his uncle had paid his bills once again, and had agreed to give him a small income. “Poor fellow!” said Lady Glencora, “it won’t do more than buy him gloves, you know.”

  The marriage was magnificent, greatly to the dismay of Alice and to the discomfort of Mr Vavasor, who came down on the eve of the ceremony, — arriving while his daughter and Lady Glencora were in the ruins. Mr Grey seemed to take it all very easily, and, as Lady Glencora said, played his part exactly as though he were in the habit of being married, at any rate, once a year. “Nothing on earth will ever put him out, so you need not try, my dear,” she said, as Alice stood with her a moment alone in the dressing-room up-stairs before her departure.

  “I know that,” said Alice, “and therefore I shall never try.”

  CHAPTER LXXX

  The Story Is Finished Within the Halls

  of the Duke of Omnium

  Mr Grey and wife were duly carried away from Matching Priory by post horses, and did their honeymoon, we may be quite sure, with much satisfaction. When Alice was first asked where she would go, she simply suggested that it should not be to Switzerland. They did, in truth, go by slow stages to Italy, to Venice, Florence, and on to Rome; but such had not been their intention when they first started on their journey. At that time Mr Grey believed that he would be wanted again in England, down at Silverbridge in Barsetshire, very shortly. But before he had married a week he learned that all that was to be postponed. The cup of fruition had not yet reached Mr Palliser’s lips. “There will be no vacancy either in the county or in the borough till Parliament meets.” That had been the message sent by Mr Palliser to Mr Grey. Lady Glencora’s message to Alice had been rather more full, having occupied three pages of note paper, the last of which had been crossed, but I do not know that it was more explicit. She had abused Lord Brock, had abused Mr Finespun, and had abused all public things and institutions, because the arrangements as now proposed would be very comfortable to Alice, but would not, as she was pleased to think, be very comfortable to herself. “You can go to Rome and see everything and enjoy yourself, which I was not allowed to do; and all this noise and bother, and crowd of electioneering, will take place down in Barsetshire just when I am in the middle of all my trouble.” There were many very long letters came from Lady Glencora to Rome during the winter, — letters which Alice enjoyed thoroughly, but which she could not but regard as being very indiscreet. The Duke was at the Castle during the Christmas week, and the descriptions of the Duke and of his solicitude as to his heir were very comic. “He comes and bends over me on the sofa in the most stupendous way, as though a woman to be the mother of his heir must be a miracle in nature. He is quite awful when he says a word or two, and more awful in his silence. The devil prompted me the other day, and I said I hoped it would be a girl. There was a look came over his face which nearly frightened me. If it should be, I believe he will turn me out of the house; but how can I help it? I wish you were going to have a baby at the same time. Then, if yours was a boy and mine a girl, we’d make a change.” This was very indiscreet. Lady Glencora would write indiscreet letters like this, which Alice could not show to her husband. It was a thousand pities.

  But December and January wore themselves away, and the time came in which the Greys were bound to return to England. The husband had very fully discussed with his wife that matter of his parliamentary ambition, and found in her a very ready listener. Having made up his mind to do this thing, he was resolved to do it thoroughly, and was becoming almost as full of politics, almost as much devoted to sugar, as Mr Palliser himself. He at any rate could not complain that his wife would not interest herself in his pursuits. Then, as they returned, came letters from Lady Glencora, written as her troubles grew nigh. The Duke had gone, of course; but he was to be there at the appointed time. “Oh, I do so wish he would have a fit of the gout in London, — or at Timbuctoo,” said Lady Glencora. When they reached London they first heard the news from Mr Vavasor, who on this occasion condescended to meet them at the railway. “The Duke has got an heir,” he said, before the carriage-door was open; — “born this morning!” One might have supposed that it was the Duke’s baby, and not the baby of Lady Glencora and Mr Palliser. There was a note from Mr Palliser to Mr Grey. “Thank God!” said the note, “Lady Glencora and the boy” — Mr Palliser had scorned to use the word child — “Lady Glencora and the boy are quite as well as can be expected. Both the new writs were moved for last night.” Mr Palliser’s honours, as will be seen, came rushing upon him all at once.

  Wondrous little baby, — purpureo genitus! What have the gods not done for thee, if thou canst only manage to live till thy good things are all thine own, — to live through all the terrible solicitude with which they will envelope thee! Better than royal rank will be thine, with influence more than royal, and power of action fettered by no royalty. Royal wealth which will be really thine own, to do with it as it beseemeth thee. Thou wilt be at the top of an aristocracy in a country where aristocrats need gird themselves with no buckram. All that the world can give will be thine; and yet when we talk of thee religiously, philosophically, or politico-economically, we are wont to declare that thy chances of happiness are no better, — no better, if they be no worse, — than are those of thine infant neighbour just born, in that farmyard cradle. Who shall say that they are better or that they are worse? Or if they be better, or if they be worse, how shall we reconcile to ourselves that seeming injustice?

  And now we will pay a little visit to the small one born in the purple, and the story of that visit shall be the end of our history. It was
early in April, quite early in April, and Mr and Mrs Grey were both at Gatherum Castle. Mrs Grey was there at the moment of which we write, but Mr Grey was absent at Silverbridge with Mr Palliser. This was the day of the Silverbridge election, and Mr Grey had gone to that ancient borough, to offer himself as a candidate to the electors, backed by the presence and aid of a very powerful member of the Cabinet. Lady Glencora and Alice were sitting up-stairs with the small, purple-born one in their presence, and the small, purple-born one was lying in Alice’s lap.

  “It is such a comfort that it is over,” said the mother.

  “You are the most ungrateful of women.”

  “Oh, Alice, — if you could have known! Your baby may come just as it pleases. You won’t lie awake trembling how on earth you will bear your disgrace if one of the vile weaker sex should come to disturb the hopes of your lords and masters; — for I had two, which made it so much more terrible.”

  “I’m sure Mr Palliser would not have said a word.”

  “No, he would have said nothing, — nor would the Duke. The Duke would simply have gone away instantly, and never have seen me again till the next chance comes, — if it ever does come. And Mr Palliser would have been as gentle as a dove; — much more gentle than he is now, for men are rarely gentle in their triumph. But I should have known what they both thought and felt.”

  “It’s all right now, dear.”

  “Yes, my bonny boy, — you have made it all right for me; — have you not?” And Lady Glencora took her baby into her own arms. “You have made everything right, my little man. But oh, Alice, if you had seen the Duke’s long face through those three days; if you had heard the tones of the people’s voices as they whispered about me; if you had encountered the oppressive cheerfulness of those two London doctors, — doctors are such bad actors, — you would have thought it impossible for any woman to live throughout. There’s one comfort; — if my mannikin lives, I can’t have another eldest. He looks like living; — don’t he, Alice?” Then were perpetrated various mysterious ceremonies of feminine idolatry which were continued till there came a grandly dressed old lady, who called herself the nurse, and who took the idol away.

  In the course of that afternoon Lady Glencora took Alice all over the house. It was a castle of enormous size, quite new, — having been built by the present proprietor, — very cold, very handsome, and very dull. “What an immense place!” said Alice, as she stood looking round her in the grand hall, which was never used as an entrance except on very grand occasions. “Is it not? And it cost — oh, I can’t tell you how much it cost. A hundred thousand pounds or more. Well; — that would be nothing, as the Duke no doubt had the money in his pocket to do what he liked with at the time. But the joke is, nobody ever thinks of living here. Who’d live in such a great, overgrown place such as this, if they could get a comfortable house like Matching? Do you remember Longroyston and the hot-water pipes? I always think of the poor Duchess when I come through here. Nobody ever lives here, or ever will. The Duke comes for one week in the year, and Plantagenet says he hates to do that. As for me, nothing on earth shall ever make me live here. I was completely in their power and couldn’t help their bringing me here the other day; — because I had, as it were, disgraced myself.”

  “How disgraced yourself?”

  “In being so long, you know, before that gentleman was born. But they shan’t play me the same trick again. I shall dare to assert myself, now. Come, — we must go away. There are some of the British public come to see one of the British sights. That’s another pleasure here. One has to run about to avoid being caught by the visitors. The housekeeper tells me they always grumble because they are not allowed to go into my little room up-stairs.”

  On the evening of that day Mr Palliser and Mr Grey returned home from Silverbridge together. The latter was then a Member of Parliament, but the former at that moment was the possessor of no such dignity. The election for the borough was now over, whereas that for the county had not yet taken place. But there was no rival candidate for the position, and Mr Palliser was thoroughly contented with his fate. He was at this moment actually Chancellor of the Exchequer, and in about ten days’ time would be on his legs in the House proposing for his country’s use his scheme of finance. The two men were seated together in an open carriage, and were being whirled along by four horses. They were both no doubt happy in their ambition, but I think that of the two, Mr Palliser showed his triumph the most. Not that he spoke even to his friend a word that was triumphant in its tone. It was not thus that he rejoiced. He was by nature too placid for that. But there was a nervousness in his contentment which told the tale to any observer who might know how to read it.

  “I hope you’ll like it,” he said to Grey.

  “I shall never like it as you do,” Grey answered.

  “And why not; — why not?”

  “In the first place, I have not begun it so young.”

  “Any time before thirty-five is young enough.”

  “For useful work, yes, — but hardly for enjoyment in the thing. And then I don’t believe it all as you do. To you the British House of Commons is everything.”

  “Yes; — everything,” said Mr Palliser with unwonted enthusiasm; — “everything, everything. That and the Constitution are everything.”

  “It is not so to me.”

  “Ah, but it will be. If you really take to the work, and put yourself into harness, it will be so. You’ll get to feel it as I do. The man who is counted by his colleagues as number one on the Treasury Bench in the English House of Commons, is the first of living men. That’s my opinion. I don’t know that I ever said it before; but that’s my opinion.”

  “And who is the second; — the purse-bearer to this great man?”

  “I say nothing about the second. I don’t know that there is any second. I wonder how we shall find Lady Glencora and the boy.” They had then arrived at the side entrance to the Castle, and Mr Grey ran up-stairs to his wife’s room to receive her congratulations.

  “And you are a Member of Parliament?” she asked.

  “They tell me so, but I don’t know whether I actually am one till I’ve taken the oaths.”

  “I am so happy. There’s no position in the world so glorious!”

  “It’s a pity you are not Mr Palliser’s wife. That’s just what he has been saying.”

  “Oh, John, I am so happy. It is so much more than I have deserved. I hope, — that is, I sometimes think — “

  “Think what, dearest?”

  “I hope nothing that I have ever said has driven you to it.”

  “I’d do more than that, dear, to make you happy,” he said, as he put his arm round her and kissed her; “more than that, at least if it were in my power.”

  Probably my readers may agree with Alice, that in the final adjustment of her affairs she had received more than she had deserved. All her friends, except her husband, thought so. But as they have all forgiven her, including even Lady Midlothian herself, I hope that they who have followed her story to its close will not be less generous.

  PHINEAS FINN

  The Irish Member

  First published in serial form in St. Paul’s Magazine

  beginning in 1867 and in book form in 1869

  CONTENTS

  Volume I

  I. Phineas Finn Proposes to Stand for Loughshane

  II. Phineas Finn Is Elected for Loughshane

  III. Phineas Finn Takes His Seat

  IV. Lady Laura Standish

  V. Mr. and Mrs. Low

  VI. Lord Brentford’s Dinner

  VII. Mr. and Mrs. Bunce

  VIII. The News about Mr. Mildmay and Sir Everard

  IX. The New Government

  X. Violet Effingham

  XI. Lord Chiltern

  XII. Autumnal Prospects

  XIII. Saulsby Wood

  XIV. Loughlinter

  XV. Donald Bean’s Pony

  XVI. Phineas Finn Returns to Killaloe

 
; XVII. Phineas Finn Returns to London

  XVIII. Mr. Turnbull

  XIX. Lord Chiltern Rides His Horse Bonebreaker

  XX. The Debate on the Ballot

  XXI. “Do be punctual”

  XXII. Lady Baldock at Home

  XXIII. Sunday in Grosvenor Place

  XXIV. The Willingford Bull

  XXV. Mr. Turnbull’s Carriage Stops the Way

  XXVI. “The First Speech”

  XXVII. Phineas Discussed

  XXVIII. The Second Reading Is Carried

  XXIX. A Cabinet Meeting

  XXX. Mr. Kennedy’s Luck

  XXXI. Finn for Loughton

  XXXII. Lady Laura Kennedy’s Headache

  XXXIII. Mr. Slide’s Grievance

  XXXIV. Was He Honest?

  XXXV. Mr. Monk upon Reform

  XXXVI. Phineas Finn Makes Progress

  XXXVII. A Rough Encounter

  XXXVIII. The Duel

  XXXIX. Lady Laura Is Told

  XL. Madame Max Goesler

  XLI. Lord Fawn

  XLII. Lady Baldock Does Not Send a Card to Phineas Finn

  XLIII. Promotion

  XLIV. Phineas and His Friends

  XLV. Miss Effingham’s Four Lovers

  XLVI. The Mousetrap

  XLVII. Mr. Mildmay’s Bill

  XLVIII. “The Duke”

  XLIX. The Duellists Meet

  L. Again Successful

  LI. Troubles at Loughlinter

  LII. The First Blow

  LIII. Showing How Phineas Bore the Blow

  LIV. Consolation

  LV. Lord Chiltern at Saulsby

  LVI. What the People in Marylebone Thought

  LVII. The Top Brick of the Chimney

  LVIII. Rara Avis in Terris

  LIX. The Earl’s Wrath

  LX. Madame Goesler’s Politics

  LXI. Another Duel

  LXII. The Letter That Was Sent to Brighton

  LXIII. Showing How the Duke Stood His Ground

  LXIV. The Horns

  LXV. The Cabinet Minister at Killaloe

  LXVI. Victrix