First Comes Marriage

by Mary Balogh

  Well, if only some Adonis would appear out of nowhere to sweep them off their feet. Or, failing that, if only some favored male acquaintance would deign to dance with them and notice their superior charms and…

  Well, it was Valentine’s Day.

  And throughout the village men pretended to a yawning indifference to the whole tedious business of the assembly but made sure that their dancing shoes were polished and their evening coats brushed and the hands of the women of their choice solicited for the opening set. After all, the fact that this was St. Valentine’s Day was sure to make the ladies a little more amenable to flirtation than they usually were.

  Those too elderly either to dance or to flirt or to dream of romance on their own account looked forward to a good-sized gathering of gossips and card players —and to the sumptuous feast that was always the best part of village assemblies.

  Apart from a few disgruntled older children, then, there was scarcely anyone who did not look forward to the evening’s revelries with either open excitement or suppressed enthusiasm.

  * * *

  There was one notable exception.

  “A village assembly, for the love of God!” Elliott Wallace, Viscount Lyngate, was sprawled in his chair an hour before the event was due to begin, one long, booted leg hooked over the arm and swinging impatiently. “Could we have chosen a less auspicious day for our arrival here if we had tried, George?”

  George Bowen, who was standing before the fire warming his hands, grinned at the coals.

  “Tripping the light fantastic with a roomful of village maidens is not your idea of fine entertainment?” he asked. “Perhaps it is just what we need, though, to blow away the cobwebs after the long journey.”

  Viscount Lyngate fixed his secretary and friend with a steady gaze.

  “We.? The wrong pronoun, my dear fellow,” he said. “You may feel the need to jig the night away. I would prefer a bottle of good wine, if any such commodity is available at this apology for an inn, the fire blazing up the chimney, and an early bed if no more congenial occupation presents itself. A village hop is not my idea of a more congenial occupation. In my experience those pastoral idylls one reads in which village maidens are not only numerous but also fair and buxom and rosy-cheeked and willing are entirely fictitious and not worth the paper they are written on. You will be dancing with ferret-faced matrons and their plain, simpering daughters, George, be warned. And making lame conversation with a dozen gentlemen with even duller minds than that of Sir Humphrey Dew”

  That was admittedly a nasty thing to say. Sir Humphrey had been genial and hospitable. And dull.

  “You will keep to your rooms, then?” George was still grinning. “They might be vibrating to the sounds of fiddles and laughter for half the night, old chap.”

  Viscount Lyngate combed the fingers of one hand through his hair, sighing audibly as he did so. His leg continued to swing.

  “Even that might be preferable to being led about on display like a performing monkey,” he said. “Why could we not have come tomorrow, George? Tomorrow would have done just as well.”

  “So would yesterday,” his friend pointed out with great good sense. “But the fact is that we came today.”

  Elliott scowled. “But if we had come yesterday,” he said, “we might have been on our way home by now, our business accomplished, our young cub in tow.”

  “I doubt it will be as easy as you seem to expect,” George Bowen said. “Even cubs need time to digest news they are not expecting and to pack their bags and bid their fond farewells. Besides, there are his sisters.”

  “Three of them.” Elliott rested his elbow on the arm of the chair and propped his face in his hand. “But they are bound to be every bit as delighted as he. How could they not? They will be ecstatic. They will fall all over themselves in their haste to get him ready to leave with us at the earliest possible moment.”

  “For a man who has sisters of his own,” George said dryly, “you are remarkably optimistic, Elliott. Do you really believe they will happily gather on their doorsill within the next day or two to wave their only brother on his way forever? And that then they will be willing to carry on with their lives here as if nothing untoward had happened? Is it not far more likely they will want to darn all his stockings and sew him half a dozen new shirts and … Well, and perform a thousand and one other useful and useless tasks?”

  “Dash it all!” Elliott drummed his fingers on his raised thigh. “I have been trying to ignore the possibility that they might be an inconvenience, George. As females are more often than not. How simple and easy life would be without them. Sometimes I feel the distinct call of the monastery”

  His friend looked at him incredulously and then laughed in open amusement mingled with derision.

  “I know a certain widow who would go into deep mourning and an irreversible decline if you were to do that,” he said. “Not to mention every unmarried lady of the ton below the age of forty. And their mamas. And did you not inform me as recently as yesterday on the journey down here that your main order of business during the coming Season is going to have to be the choosing of a bride?”

  Elliott grimaced. “Yes, well,” he said, his fingers pausing for a moment and then drumming faster. “The monastery may call with wistful invitation, George, but you are quite right—duty positively shouts it down, in the unmistakable voice of my grandfather. I promised him at Christmas … And of course he was quite right. It is time I married, and the deed will be done this year to coincide more or less with my thirtieth birthday. Nasty things, thirtieth birthdays.”

  He scowled in anticipation of the happy event, and his fingers beat a positive tattoo against his thigh.

  “Perish the thought,” he added.

  Especially since his grandfather had made a specific point of informing him that Mrs. Anna Bromley-Hayes, Elliott’s mistress of two years, simply would not do as his bride. Not that he had needed his grandfather to tell him that. Anna was beautiful and voluptuous and marvelously skilled in the bedroom arts, but she had also had a string of lovers before him, some of them while Bromley-Hayes was still alive. And she never made a secret of her amours. She was proud of them. Doubtless she intended to continue them with more lovers than just him at some time in the future.

  “This is good,” George said. “If you went into the monastery, Elliott, you would doubtless not need a secretary and I would be out of lucrative employment. I should hate that.”

  “Hmm.” Elliott returned his foot to the floor and then crossed it over the other leg to rest his booted ankle above the knee.

  He wished he had not thought of Anna. He had not seen her—or, more important, bedded her—since before Christmas. It was a damnably long time. Man was not made to be celibate, he had concluded long ago— another reason for avoiding the lure of the monastery.

  “The three sisters will very probably be at the assembly tonight,” George said. “Did not Sir Humphrey say that everyone and his dog will be attending—or words to that effect? Perhaps the cub will be there too.”

  “He is far too young,” Elliott said.

  “But we are deep in the country,” his friend reminded him, “and far from the influence of all things tonnish. I’ll wager on his being here.”

  “If you think that possibility will persuade me to attend,” Elliott said, “you are much mistaken, George. I am not talking business with him tonight beneath the interested gaze of a villageful of gossips, for the love of God.”

  “But you can scout him out,” George said. “We both can. And his sisters too. Besides, old chap, would it be quite the thing to absent yourself when Sir Humphrey Dew made such a point of waiting on you as soon as word reached him that you were here? And when he came in person specifically to invite us to the assembly and to offer to escort us upstairs and present us to everyone worthy of the honor? My guess is that that will be everyone without exception. He will not be able to resist.”

  “Do I pay you to be my conscience, G
eorge?” Elliott asked.

  But George Bowen, far from looking cowed, only chuckled.

  “How the devil did he discover that we were here, anyway?” Elliott asked, having worked himself into a thorough bad temper. “We arrived in this village and at this inn less than two hours ago, and no one knew we were coming.”

  George rubbed his hands together close to the heat of the fire and then turned resolutely away in the direction of his room.

  “We are in the country, Elliott,” he said again, “where news travels on the wind and on every blade of grass and every dust mote and every human tongue. Doubtless the lowliest scullery maid knows by now that you are in Throckbridge and is trying desperately—and in vain— to find another mortal who does not know. And everyone will have heard that you have been invited to the assembly as Sir Humphrey Dew’s particular guest. Are you going to disappoint them all by keeping to your room?”

  “Wrong pronoun again,” Elliott said, pointing a finger. “I am not the only one everyone will have heard of. There is you too. You go and entertain them if you feel you must.”

  George clucked his tongue before opening the door to his room.

  “I am a mere mister,” he said. “Of mild interest as a stranger, perhaps, especially if I had arrived alone. But you are a viscount, Elliott, several rungs higher on the social ladder even than Dew It will seem as if God himself had condescended to step into their midst.” He paused a moment and then chuckled. “The Welsh word for God is Duw—my grandmother was always saying it—D-U-W, but pronounced the same way as our dear baronet’s name. And yet you outrank him, Elliott. That is heady stuff, old boy, for a sleepy village. They have probably never set eyes upon a viscount before or ever expected to. Would it be sporting of you to deny them a glimpse of you? I am off to don my evening togs.”

  He was still chuckling merrily as he closed his door behind him.

  Elliott scowled at its blank surface.

  They had traveled here, the two of them, on business. Elliott deeply resented the whole thing. After a long, frustrating year during which his life had been turned upside down and inside out, he had expected soon to be free of the most irksome of the obligations his father’s sudden death had landed on his shoulders. But that obligation, George’s search and discovery had recently revealed, was actually far from over. It was not a discovery that had done anything to improve Elliott’s almost perpetually sour mood.

  He had not expected his father to die so young. His father’s father, after all, was still alive and in vigorous good health, and the male line had been renowned for longevity for generations past. Elliott had expected many more years in which to be free to kick his heels and enjoy the carefree life of a young buck about town without any of the burdens of sober responsibility.

  But suddenly he had had them, ready or not—just like the childhood game of hide-and-seek.

  Coming, ready or not.

  His father had died ignominiously in the bed of his mistress —a fact that had become one of the more enduring jokes among the ton. It had been less funny to Elliott’s mother—not funny at all, in fact, even though she had long known, as everyone had, of her husband’s infidelity.

  Everyone but Elliott.

  As well as longevity, the males of their line were also renowned for the long-term mistresses and their children that they kept in addition to their wives and legitimate offspring. His grandfather’s liaison had come to an end only with the death of his mistress ten years or so ago. There had been eight children of that relationship. His father had left five behind, all comfortably provided for.

  No one could accuse the Wallace men of not doing their part to populate the country.

  Anna had no children—his or anyone else’s. Elliott suspected that she knew a way of preventing conception, and he was glad of it. He had no children of other mistresses either.

  He might have sent George down here alone, he reflected, bringing his mind back to the present situation. Bowen was perfectly capable of carrying out the business himself. Elliott had not needed to come in person. But duty once embarked upon, he had found, imposed its own dreary code of honor, and so here he was in a part of the country that must be the very middle of nowhere even if it was picturesque—or would be once spring decided to show its face if George was to be believed.

  They had put up at the only inn in Throckbridge, though it was but a country establishment with no pretension to elegance—it was not even a posting inn. They had intended to proceed to business before the afternoon was out. Elliott had hoped to begin the return journey tomorrow though George had predicted that another day, perhaps even two, was a distinct probability—and even that might be an overoptimistic estimate.

  But the inn had proved to boast one fatal feature, as so many village inns did, dash it all. It had assembly rooms on the upper floor. And those rooms were to be put to use this very evening. He and George had had the singular misfortune of arriving on the day of a village dance. It really had not occurred to either of them that the inhabitants of a remote English village might take it into their heads to celebrate St. Valentine’s Day. It had not even struck Elliott that this was St. Valentine’s Day, for God’s sake.

  The assembly rooms were directly above his head as he continued to recline in his chair beside the fire despite the fact that it was not a vastly comfortable piece of furniture and the fire needed more coal and the bell rope was just out of his reach. The assembly rooms were also directly above his bedchamber. They were directly above everything. There would be no escaping the sounds and vibrations of prancing feet thumping over his bed for half the night. His ears would be assailed by merry music—doubtless inferior and inexpertly played—and loud voices and louder laughter.

  He would be fortunate indeed if he were able to snatch one wink of sleep. Yet what else was there to do in this godforsaken place but try? He had not even brought a book with him—a massive oversight.

  Sir Humphrey Dew, whom Elliott had never met before this afternoon, was the sort of gentleman who asked a thousand questions and answered nine hundred and ninety of them himself. He had asked them if they would do the village the honor of attending the ball and assured them that he was much obliged to them for their kind condescension in so honoring his humble self and neighborhood. He had asked them if he might call for them at eight and assured them that they were doing him far more honor than he would be doing them a favor. He asked if he might then present them to a select number of his neighbors and assured them that they would not be sorry to make the acquaintance of such agreeable and distinguished persons—though none as agreeable and distinguished as themselves, of course. Lady Dew would be ecstatic at their kind condescension. So would his daughters and daughter-in-law He would live in pleasurable anticipation of the advent of eight o’clock.

  Elliott might have said a firm no. He did not usually suffer fools gladly. But he had intended merely not to attend the assembly but to remain closeted in his room when the baronet arrived and to send his excuses via George. What were secretaries for, after all?

  Sometimes they were for prodding their employers’ conscience—damn their eyes.

  For of course George was quite right. Elliott Wallace, Viscount Lyngate, was — dash it all!—a gentleman. He had given tacit acceptance to the invitation by not uttering a firm refusal. It would be ungentlemanly now to barricade himself inside the dubious privacy of his inn room. And if he did not attend the revelries, he would be disturbed by them all night long anyway and be in just as bad a mood at the end of it all. Worse—he would feel guilty.

  Damn everyone’s eyes!

  And the boy might indeed be at the assembly, if George was in the right of it. His sisters almost certainly would be. It might be as well to look them over this evening now that the opportunity had presented itself, to get some impression of them all before calling upon them tomorrow.

  But God bless us, would he be expected to dance?

  To romp with the village matrons and maidens?
/>   On Valentine’s Day?

  Surely not. He could scarcely imagine a less agreeable fate.

  He set the heel of his hand to his brow and tried to convince himself that he had a headache or some other irrefutable excuse for taking to his bed. It could not be done, though. He never had headaches.

  He sighed aloud.

  Despite what he had told George, he was going to have to put in an appearance at this infernal village hop after all, then, was he not? It would be just too ill-mannered to stay away, and he was never openly ill-mannered. No true gentleman was.

  Sometimes —and more and more often these days — it was a tedious business being a gentleman.

  There must now be considerably less than an hour in which to make himself presentable for the evening entertainment. It often took his man half an hour just to tie his neckcloth in a knot that satisfied his exacting valet’s standards.

  Elliott heaved both another sigh and his body to its feet.

  In the future he was not going to venture anywhere beyond his own doors on February 14—or beyond Anna’s doors anyway.

  St. Valentine’s, for God’s sake!

  Whatever next?

  But the answer was all too painfully obvious.

  A village assembly was next, that was what!

  2

  THE Huxtable family lived in a thatched, whitewashed cottage at one end of the main village street. Viscount Lyngate and his secretary would have driven past it on their way to the inn. It is doubtful they would have noticed it, though. Picturesque as it was, it was modest in size.

  Small, in other words.

  Three members of the family lived there. They had inhabited the grander, more spacious vicarage until eight years ago, until the Reverend Huxtable had gone to his heavenly reward—or so the new vicar had assured his congregation at the funeral. His children had moved out the day after the funeral to make way for the Reverend Aylesford and his sister.