The Earl's Scandalous Wife

by Ruth Ann Nordin

  His eyebrows rose in surprise as he sat in the chair across from him. “I’ve never seen you this upset. What’s going on? What did he say?”

  “Apparently, when I told you to go home, I was wasting my breath.”

  Nate waited for a minute then said, “We’ve been friends since childhood. If you can confide in anyone, it should be me.” When Perry didn’t respond, he added, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be hard on you. I shouldn’t have said you were soft on Christopher while you were his guardian.”

  “But it’s true,” he grudgingly admitted. “I was soft.”

  “What happened last night?”

  If it’d been anyone but Nate, he wouldn’t have said anything. The whole ordeal was much too embarrassing. But it was Nate who asked, and the two had shared everything else that bothered them. If there was anyone he could trust, it was him. “All right, I’ll tell you, but it doesn’t go further than this room.”

  “Of course not.”

  “Christopher gave me this horrible book that he had absolutely no business giving me. This book supposedly has instructions on how I can,” he rolled his eyes, “satisfy my wife.”

  “A book? Was this a book Lord Edon gave him?”

  “I think it came from that rake. Only someone like him would have a book called How to Pleasure a Lady on his bookshelf.”

  A few moments passed before Nate said, “It’s actually a good book.”

  Perry turned his gaze in his friend’s direction, waiting for him to laugh and tell him he was joking. But his friend didn’t. Instead his friend looked alarmingly serious. “Are you telling me you really do have such a book?”

  “I got it shortly after I got married and realized Claire was nervous about consummating the marriage. I wanted to ease her into it and asked Lord Edon for advice.”

  “Oh, you didn’t!”

  “If anyone knows how to make the bed pleasurable for a lady, it’s him.”

  He grimaced. And he was friends with Christopher. There was no escaping him.

  “Lord Edon gave me the book,” Nate continued, seeming oblivious to his friend’s discomfort. “It’s worth reading.”

  “I can’t believe this. You’re actually agreeing with Christopher?”

  “I didn’t know Christopher had the book. I figured he was too arrogant to think he was less than perfect in bed. He certainly would have everyone believe he’s perfect in every other way. Frankly, I’m surprised he’d admit such a thing to you.”

  “Just how many gentlemen have this book?”

  “I don’t know. Probably more than either of us imagine.”

  Probably. But even so, it didn’t make him feel any better.

  “Don’t be discouraged. We weren’t born with the kind of bodies ladies have. How can we possibly know what they’ll like or not like? It doesn’t take much for us to receive pleasure from the bed. Well, you know how it is since you’re married now. Come.” He stood up and walked over to him. “Let’s go to White’s. You can’t spend all day holed up in this room.”

  “What if I want to?”

  “I won’t let you.”

  Perry thought about telling his friend to leave but realized the best thing he could do was stop feeling sorry for himself. “All right.” Grabbing his cane, he stood up. “A game of chess would do me good.”

  “Unless I win.”

  Unable to stop the smirk that crossed his face, he said, “I don’t think you have a chance, but you can give it your best shot.”

  ***

  “My lady, there is a gentleman here to see you. His name is Mister Leighton. He says he’s your brother.”

  From where she sat in the drawing room, Paula lowered the book she’d been reading and turned to the butler who stood in the doorway. She knew Stewart would be coming by but had hoped he wouldn’t realize she’d returned from Gretna Green yet. She fought the wave of nausea that threatened to make her lunch come up. How she wished Perry had taken her directly to his country estate.

  “Should I send him in?” the butler asked.

  She hesitated to say yes but knew it’d be better to see him now, while Perry was at White’s. Reluctantly setting her book on the settee next to her, she rose to her feet and nodded. She clasped her hands together. This wasn’t going to be pleasant. But at least she wasn’t living in the same house with him anymore.

  When Stewart entered, she forced herself to ask the butler to bring them tea and scones. As soon as he left, she gave her brother a look that demanded he hold his tongue until she was ready to talk. To her surprise, he sat in the chair across from the settee and leaned back, crossing his arms and ankles.

  Releasing her breath, she slowly sat on the settee and glanced at her book. Actually, it was Perry’s book. It was about the rise and fall of the Roman Empire. She’d always wanted to read about it, but her brother wouldn’t let her, saying that she’d do better to learn how to paint or play pretty music.

  They waited in an awkward silence as the butler set the tea and scones on the table between them.

  “Please close the door on your way out,” she told the butler. She waited until the butler obeyed before she poured the tea, noting the way her hands shook. “All right, Stewart. We’re alone. What did you wish to discuss?” She held out his cup to him, determined to act braver than she felt.

  He took the cup, his eyebrow raised. “You did fairly well for yourself.”

  Clearing her throat, she picked up her cup and forced herself to drink some tea, ignoring the way it nearly burned her tongue. “Lord Clement is a good husband.”

  “It seems that he’s doing well, too.” He scanned the room then turned his piercing blue eyes in her direction.

  She hated it when he did that. She always felt like she was a small child under his careful inspection.

  “Or is all this wealth a mere pretense?” he pressed.

  Sipping more tea, she debated how to answer. “He’s an earl,” she finally hedged.

  “A title doesn’t mean anything. There are plenty of poor earls out there.”

  She shrugged.

  “But Lord Clement isn’t one of them, is he?” He leaned forward and put his cup on the table, not bothering to take a single sip from it. “I never would have believed you were so clever. You managed to defy me and secure your own financial future with a single kiss. I have to admit I’m impressed.”

  She shifted uncomfortably in the seat. While she wished he’d just get on with what he wanted, she also knew she didn’t want to hear it. Glancing out the window, she relaxed when she didn’t see Perry. She’d seen him leave after he told her he was going to White’s and assumed he’d be coming back the same way he left. With any luck, Stewart would be gone by then, but in order for that to happen, she needed to get him to talk.

  Her gaze met his. “What do you want?”

  One corner of his lips curled up. “He’s not here, is he?”

  “Did you wish to talk to him?”

  “No. My business isn’t with him. It’s with you.”

  Here it came. Gripping the cup in her hand, she managed a tense, “Oh?”

  “I have a feeling you didn’t tell the happy bridegroom what you did before you came into his life. And from what I learned about him, his past is as boring and untarnished as a fresh layer of snow. It also appears that you didn’t only secure a gentleman of means, but you captured his heart as well. Word is that he adores you.”

  “How can you know that?”

  “I’ve been asking questions here and there.” When she didn’t reply, he continued, “I know you, Paula. You don’t care about his money. You would have picked a pauper if he would have saved you from the Duke of Leavenshire. You want to be loved. You want a gentleman who’ll do anything to be with you. And it seems to me, you have that in Lord Clement. It’d be a shame to see you lose that. Lord Clement prides himself on living a holy life. What would happen if he found out about you and Lord Holloway?”

  She closed her eyes. This was worse t
han she expected. She thought he might mock her or scream at her. Never once did she think he might demand money in payment for his silence. Swallowing the lump in her throat, she asked, “How much do you want for your silence?”

  “Five thousand pounds.”

  She nearly fell off the settee. “Five thousand…?” She shook her head. “My husband checks his accounts carefully. He’ll notice the money is missing.”

  “You didn’t let me finish. I don’t mean that you have to pay me everything at once. I happen to like the idea of getting a little bit at a time. Ten pounds here. Fifteen pounds there. Small amounts.”

  “How do you propose I do that? Don’t you think he’s going to wonder where these small amounts are going to?”

  “Not if you’re creative. Ladies need clothes and personal items. Just give me the money from the amount he gives you or buy things that you credit to his account at different stores. I’m partial to gold. You could buy me a gold pocket watch. I also wouldn’t mind finer clothing than what I currently own or a chair as nice as the one I’m sitting on. You do enough transactions like that in addition to little amounts of money, and the total will add up in no time.”

  She released her breath. It was safer to go about paying him that way instead of doing it all at once. If she was careful, then Perry wouldn’t find out. “All right. I’ll do it.”

  “I thought you’d agree.” He stood up and motioned to the inkwell on the desk. “Is that trimmed in gold or does it just look like it?”

  Reluctant, she went over to the desk and picked it up, inspecting it. “It probably is.”

  “It’s a beautiful piece of craftsmanship. Your husband has wonderful taste. I’ll take it as your first payment.”

  Seeing little choice but to comply, she handed it to him.

  “Thank you. That’s not so hard, is it? Your husband won’t even miss it.” Before she could respond, he added, “I should take my leave. I’m sure you have more important things to do than to entertain your brother.” With a smile, he headed for the door. “I’ll send you a missive when I find something else I want.”

  Her heart sank. Of course, he would. And now she was going to be obligated to give him anything he wanted for the rest of their lives. She knew better than to believe he’d be content with five thousand pounds. He’d be after her for a lot more than that over the course of his life, and the inkwell was just the beginning.

  Chapter Eleven

  It was a half hour later when the butler told Paula she had another visitor. This time it was Agatha. And even though Paula didn’t feel up to talking to someone else, she didn’t dare say no to someone in Perry’s family. Turning from the window, Paula told the butler to let her in and asked him to bring more tea and scones.

  She went over to the settee and took the book over to the desk. When she returned to the settee, Agatha entered the room. “Good afternoon,” Paula greeted then cleared her throat. “Will you sit?”

  To her surprise Agatha sat on the settee and patted the spot next to her. “I hope my husband wasn’t the reason Perry ran off in a hurry last night.”

  “I don’t think so,” she replied and settled onto her part of the settee. “He said he was tired.”

  “He could have been tired of Christopher.” With a sigh, she shook her head. “I told Christopher to mind his tongue. While I love him dearly, he has no sense of propriety when it comes to social situations, especially when it comes to Perry. I shouldn’t have allowed the dinner party. No good could have come from it. I hope Perry wasn’t too upset.”

  “I think he was fine. He only said he was tired. He didn’t say anything about Christopher when we left. Besides, I got the impression things were usually like that when everyone came together for a dinner party.”

  “Well, I suppose they are. I haven’t been married to Christopher for long, but every time he and Perry get together, Christopher seems to provoke him.”

  “I told Perry he shouldn’t give in when he does that. He’d be better off pretending none of his comments bother him.”

  “Christopher has a way of pestering everyone.”

  “Even you?”

  “Especially me. He kept at me until I agreed to marry him, and one would think it would have gotten easier now that he has me.”

  Unable to stop the smile tugging at her lips, she asked, “What does he do to you?”

  “He pestered me until I agreed to host a dinner party. It wasn’t the only thing he’s done. It’s just the latest. He’s been moping around all morning because he never got a chance to talk to you.”

  “Oh, there’s not much to say.” Relieved the butler returned with fresh tea and scones, she hurried to pour Agatha and herself a cup. “Please, help yourself to the scones.”

  Agatha thanked her and took a scone and the cup she held out to her.

  Settling back on the settee, she took a sip of her tea as she thought over what to say about her past. Up to now, Perry hadn’t pressed her for information, and she’d been careful to not say any more than she had to. She figured the same course of action would be wise with Agatha.

  “If you want to tell Christopher more about me, you can tell him that I grew up in the country with my parents and older brother. When my father died, my brother went to London and enjoyed a small fortune.” Granted, that fortune came from her father who left it to him for an inheritance. Then he, in turn, saw it fit to send her and her mother to a small cottage and gave them such a small allowance, it was downright pitiful. But she didn’t want Agatha to know that. “When my mother died, he brought me here to London to stay with him.”

  “That’s very nice of him.”

  “Yes.” Or so it seemed until she realized he had wanted to arrange for her to marry a titled gentleman for financial gain. “This is my first year in London. I don’t know anyone.” Well, that wasn’t completely true but she felt no need to disclose that. “So you see, there really isn’t much to tell. I’m afraid Christopher will be disappointed.”

  Agatha chuckled. “Nonsense. He highly esteems you. So do I. While I love my sister, she was foolish enough to let a gentleman as noble as Perry go.”

  “Was she the one who was engaged to him?”

  “He told you about her?”

  “Not much. He only said he was engaged once but the lady married someone else.” As an afterthought, she said, “He bears her no ill will.”

  “I know he doesn’t. He blames that cane of his, which is silly. It was her lack of wisdom that led her to elope with someone else.”

  “Is she happy with her husband?”

  “I hope so. They left for Ireland shortly after her marriage. I have yet to receive word on how things are for her. But that’s of little consequence. She was foolish to let him go, but fortunately, you were smart enough to marry him. While other gentlemen merely want a wife to give them an heir, Perry desires a love match. You can be sure that he wants you, not what you can give him.”

  “He’s been very kind to me. I have no doubt his affections are real.”

  Agatha ate a piece of her scone and sipped more tea. “You care very much for him, don’t you?”

  “I do. It’s hard not to love someone like him.”

  “I like you. You’ll be perfect for him. He needs to know that his worth is based on who he is instead of focusing on that cane of his.”

  Paula nodded when the familiar sound of footsteps and the tapping of a cane on the hardwood floor outside the drawing room drew her attention to Perry who walked up to the doorway. “Speaking of him,” she told Agatha as she smiled at him. “Agatha came by for a visit.”

  “It’s always a pleasure to see my cousin’s better half,” he greeted and bowed.

  “There’s no need to be so formal with me,” Agatha replied. “I was just telling Paula that I’m happy you two are married.”

  He turned his gaze to Paula. “She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

  Paula’s face warmed in pleasure from his compliment.
It was one thing for him to express his sentiment when they were alone but in front of someone else, it seemed even more endearing.

  “Well, I won’t keep you.” Agatha finished her scone and tea then thanked Paula for a lovely discussion.

  Once she left, Perry closed the distance to Paula who rose to her feet. “I didn’t intend to interrupt your visit,” he said. “I was going to say hello and then go to the library.”

  “You didn’t interrupt anything. She just came by to apologize about Christopher.”

  “There was no need for her to do that.”

  “I know, but it was nice of her to be so concerned about everything.”

  “That’s how she is. And patient to a fault since she can put up with my cousin.”

  She giggled and kissed his cheek. “Do you feel better?”

  He nodded and caressed the small of her back. “Are you upset because I insisted we leave Agatha’s dinner party early?”

  “No, but I was concerned about you.”

  “You have nothing to worry about. I was just tired, that’s all.”

  “Does your cousin tire you?” she asked, wondering how much he wanted to tell her.

  If he didn’t want to say anything, she couldn’t blame him. Surely, he was entitled to his private thoughts. But even so, she longed for someone who would choose to confide in her, to share some private thoughts. She’d fancied such a thing since childhood when she read books about close friends who trusted each other with their deepest secrets.

  “Yes.” With a sigh, Perry turned toward the desk then stopped. “That’s odd.”

  “What is it?”

  “I thought there was an inkwell on this desk.”

  She didn’t know what shocked her more: the fact that he noticed it at all or the fact that he noticed it right away. Swallowing the lump in her throat, she forced out, “Was there one?”

  “I’m fairly certain of it.”

  She held her breath, clasping her hands behind her back and digging her nails into her palms. He walked over to the desk, and she watched as he opened the drawers. As much as a part of her wanted to confess and plead with him to forgive her, she couldn’t bring herself to do it. Doing so would only lead to questions. Why would she do that? he’d ask. Because her brother was blackmailing her, she’d say. But why would he do that? he’d ask. Because he knows once you learn about my past, you won’t love me anymore, she’d say. What could possibly be so terrible that you’d think I’d stop loving you? he’d ask. And there was no way she wanted to answer that question.