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Complete Novels of E Nesbit

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by Edith Nesbit


  We said we should just jolly well think it would.

  “I’ve got some Eau de Cologne in a medicine-bottle,” Dora said; “my brother Noël has headaches sometimes, but I think he’s going to be all right to-day. Do take it, it will do the lady’s head good.”

  “I’ll take care of her head,” he said, laughing, but he took the bottle and said, “Thank you.”

  Then he told us to stay where we were while he made final arrangements, and we were left with palpitating breasts to look wildly through the Book of Fate, so as to have the things ready. But it turned out to be time thrown away, for when he came back he said to Alice —

  “It’ll have to be only you and your sister, please, for I see they’ve stuck up a card with ‘Esmeralda, the gipsy Princess, reads the hand and foretells the future’ on it. So you boys will have to be mum. You can be attendants — mutes, by jove! — yes that’s it. And, I say, kiddies, you will jolly well play up, won’t you? Don’t stand any cheek. Stick it on, you know. I can’t tell you how important it is about —— about the lady’s headache.”

  “I should think this would be a cool place for a headache to be quiet in,” said Dora; and it was, for it was quite hidden in the shrubbery and no path to it.

  “By Jove!” he remarked yet once again, “so it would. You’re right!”

  He led us out of the shrubbery and across the park. There were people dotted all about and they stared, but they touched their hats to the gentleman, and he returned their salute with stern politeness.

  Inside the tent with “Esmeralda, &c.,” outside there was a lady in a hat and dust-cloak. But we could see her spangles under the cloak.

  “Now,” said the gentleman to Dicky, “you stand at the door and let people in, one at a time. You others can just play a few bars on your instruments for each new person — only a very little, because you do get out of tune, though that’s barbaric certainly. Now, here’s the two quid. And you stick to the show till five; you’ll hear the stable clock chime.”

  The lady was very pale with black marks under her eyes, and her eyes looked red, Oswald thought. She seemed about to speak, but the gentleman said —

  “Do trust me, Ella. I’ll explain everything directly. Just go to the old summer-house — you know — and I’ll be there directly. I’ll take a couple of pegs out of the back and you can slip away among the trees. Hold your cloak close over your gown. Goodbye, kiddies. Stay, give me your address, and I’ll write and tell you if my fortune comes true.”

  So he shook hands with us and went. And we did stick to it, though it is far less fun than you would think telling fortunes all the afternoon in a stuffy tent, while outside you know there are things to eat and people enjoying themselves. But there were the two gold quid, and we were determined to earn them. It is very hard to tell a different fortune for each person, and there were a great many. The girls took it in turns, and Oswald wonders why their hairs did not go gray. Though of course it was much better fun for them than for us, because we had just to be mutes when we weren’t playing on the combs.

  The people we told fortunes to at first laughed rather, and said we were too young to know anything. But Oswald said in a hollow voice that we were as old as the Pyramids, and after that Alice took the tucks out of Dicky’s red coat and put it on and turbaned herself, and looked much older.

  The stable clock had chimed the quarter to five some little time, when an elderly gentleman with whiskers, who afterwards proved to be Sir Willoughby, burst into the tent.

  “Where’s Miss Blockson?” he said, and we answered truthfully that we did not know.

  “How long have you been here?” he furiously asked.

  “Ever since two,” said Alice wearily.

  He said a word that I should have thought a baronet would have been above using.

  “Who brought you here?”

  We described the gentleman who had done this, and again the baronet said things we should never be allowed to say. “That confounded Carew!” he added, with more words.

  “Is anything wrong?” asked Dora—”can we do anything? We’ll stay on longer if you like — if you can’t find the lady who was doing Esmeralda before we came.”

  “I’m not very likely to find her,” he said ferociously. “Stay longer indeed! Get away out of my sight before I have you locked up for vagrants and vagabonds.”

  He left the scene in bounding and mad fury. We thought it best to do as he said, and went round the back way to the stables so as to avoid exciting his ungoverned rage by meeting him again. We found our cart and went home. We had got two quid and something to talk about.

  But none of us — not even Oswald the discerning — understood exactly what we had been mixed up in, till the pink satin box with three large bottles of A1 scent in it, and postmarks of foreign lands, came to Dora. And there was a letter. It said —

  “My dear Gipsies, — I beg to return the Eau de Cologne you so kindly lent me. The lady did use a little of it, but I found that foreign travel was what she really wanted to make her quite happy. So we caught the 4.15 to town, and now we are married, and intend to live to a green old age, &c., as you foretold. But for your help my fortune couldn’t have come true, because my wife’s father, Sir Willoughby, thought I was not rich enough to marry. But you see I was. And my wife and I both thank you heartily for your kind help. I hope it was not an awful swat. I had to say five because of the train. Good luck to you, and thanks awfully.

  “Yours faithfully,

  “Carisbrook Carew.”

  If Oswald had known beforehand we should never have made that two quid for Miss Sandal.

  For Oswald does not approve of marriages and would never, if he knew it, be the means of assisting one to occur.

  THE LADY AND THE LICENSE; OR, FRIENDSHIP’S GARLAND

  “My dear Kiddies, — Miss Sandal’s married sister has just come home from Australia, and she feels very tired. No wonder, you will say, after such a long journey. So she is going to Lymchurch to rest. Now I want you all to be very quiet, because when you are in your usual form you aren’t exactly restful, are you? If this weather lasts you will be able to be out most of the time, and when you are indoors for goodness’ sake control your lungs and your boots, especially H.O.’s. Mrs. Bax has travelled about a good deal, and once was nearly eaten by cannibals. But I hope you won’t bother her to tell you stories. She is coming on Friday. I am glad to hear from Alice’s letter that you enjoyed the Primrose Fête. Tell Noël that ‘poetticle’ is not the usual way of spelling the word he wants. I send you ten shillings for pocket-money, and again implore you to let Mrs. Bax have a little rest and peace.

  “Your loving

  “Father.”

  “PS. — If you want anything sent down, tell me, and I will get Mrs. Bax to bring it. I met your friend Mr. Red House the other day at lunch.”

  When the letter had been read aloud, and we had each read it to ourselves, a sad silence took place.

  Dicky was the first to speak.

  “It is rather beastly, I grant you,” he said, “but it might be worse.”

  “I don’t see how,” said H.O. “I do wish Father would jolly well learn to leave my boots alone.”

  “It might be worse, I tell you,” said Dicky. “Suppose instead of telling us to keep out of doors it had been the other way?”

  “Yes,” said Alice, “suppose it had been, ‘Poor Mrs. Bax requires to be cheered up. Do not leave her side day or night. Take it in turns to make jokes for her. Let not a moment pass without some merry jest’? Oh yes, it might be much, much worse.”

  “Being able to get out all day makes it all right about trying to make that two pounds increase and multiply,” remarked Oswald. “Now who’s going to meet her at the station? Because after all it’s her sister’s house, and we’ve got to be polite to visitors even if we’re in a house we aren’t related to.”

  This was seen to be so, but no one was keen on going to the station. At last Oswald, ever ready for forlorn ho
pes, consented to go.

  We told Mrs. Beale, and she got the best room ready, scrubbing everything till it smelt deliciously of wet wood and mottled soap. And then we decorated the room as well as we could.

  “She’ll want some pretty things,” said Alice, “coming from the land of parrots and opossums and gum-trees and things.”

  We did think of borrowing the stuffed wild-cat that is in the bar at the “Ship,” but we decided that our decorations must be very quiet — and the wild-cat, even in its stuffed state, was anything but; so we borrowed a stuffed roach in a glass box and stood it on the chest of drawers. It looked very calm. Sea-shells are quiet things when they are vacant, and Mrs. Beale let us have the four big ones off her chiffonnier.

  The girls got flowers — bluebells and white wood-anemones. We might have had poppies or buttercups, but we thought the colours might be too loud. We took some books up for Mrs. Bax to read in the night. And we took the quietest ones we could find.

  “Sonnets on Sleep,” “Confessions of an Opium Eater,” “Twilight of the Gods,” “Diary of a Dreamer,” and “By Still Waters,” were some of them. The girls covered them with grey paper, because some of the bindings were rather gay.

  The girls hemmed grey calico covers for the drawers and the dressing-table, and we drew the blinds half-down, and when all was done the room looked as quiet as a roosting wood-pigeon.

  We put in a clock, but we did not wind it up.

  “She can do that herself,” said Dora, “if she feels she can bear to hear it ticking.”

  Oswald went to the station to meet her. He rode on the box beside the driver. When the others saw him mount there I think they were sorry they had not been polite and gone to meet her themselves. Oswald had a jolly ride. We got to the station just as the train came in. Only one lady got out of it, so Oswald knew it must be Mrs. Bax. If he had not been told how quiet she wanted to be he would have thought she looked rather jolly. She had short hair and gold spectacles. Her skirts were short, and she carried a parrot-cage in her hand. It contained our parrot, and when we wrote to tell Father that it and Pincher were the only things we wanted sent we never thought she would have brought either.

  “Mrs. Bax, I believe,” was the only break Oswald made in the polite silence that he took the parrot-cage and her bag from her in.

  “How do you do?” she said very briskly for a tired lady; and Oswald thought it was noble of her to make the effort to smile. “Are you Oswald or Dicky?”

  Oswald told her in one calm word which he was, and then Pincher rolled madly out of a dog-box almost into his arms. Pincher would not be quiet. Of course he did not understand the need for it. Oswald conversed with Pincher in low, restraining whispers as he led the way to the “Ship’s” fly. He put the parrot-cage on the inside seat of the carriage, held the door open for Mrs. Bax with silent politeness, closed it as quietly as possible, and prepared to mount on the box.

  “Oh, won’t you come inside?” asked Mrs. Bax. “Do!”

  “No, thank you,” said Oswald in calm and mouse-like tones; and to avoid any more jaw he got at once on to the box with Pincher.

  So that Mrs. Bax was perfectly quiet for the whole six miles — unless you count the rattle and shake-up-and-down of the fly. On the box Oswald and Pincher “tasted the sweets of a blissful re-union,” like it says in novels. And the man from the “Ship” looked on and said how well bred Pincher was. It was a happy drive.

  There was something almost awful about the sleek, quiet tidiness of the others, who were all standing in a row outside the cottage to welcome Mrs. Bax. They all said, “How do you do?” in hushed voices, and all looked as if butter would not melt in any of their young mouths. I never saw a more soothing-looking lot of kids.

  She went to her room, and we did not see her again till tea-time.

  Then, still exquisitely brushed and combed, we sat round the board — in silence. We had left the tea-tray place for Mrs. Bax, of course. But she said to Dora —

  “Wouldn’t you like to pour out?”

  And Dora replied in low, soft tones, “If you wish me to, Mrs. Bax. I usually do.” And she did.

  We passed each other bread-and-butter and jam and honey with silent courteousness. And of course we saw that she had enough to eat.

  “Do you manage to amuse yourself pretty well here?” she asked presently.

  We said, “Yes, thank you,” in hushed tones.

  “What do you do?” she asked.

  We did not wish to excite her by telling her what we did, so Dicky murmured —

  “Nothing in particular,” at the same moment that Alice said —

  “All sorts of things.”

  “Tell me about them,” said Mrs. Bax invitingly.

  We replied by a deep silence. She sighed, and passed her cup for more tea.

  “Do you ever feel shy,” she asked suddenly. “I do, dreadfully, with new people.”

  We liked her for saying that, and Alice replied that she hoped she would not feel shy with us.

  “I hope not,” she said. “Do you know, there was such a funny woman in the train? She had seventeen different parcels, and she kept counting them, and one of them was a kitten, and it was always under the seat when she began to count, so she always got the number wrong.”

  We should have liked to hear about that kitten — especially what colour it was and how old — but Oswald felt that Mrs. Bax was only trying to talk for our sakes, so that we shouldn’t feel shy, so he simply said, “Will you have some more cake?” and nothing more was said about the kitten.

  Mrs. Bax seemed very noble. She kept trying to talk to us about Pincher, and trains and Australia, but we were determined she should be quiet, as she wished it so much, and we restrained our brimming curiosity about opossums up gum-trees, and about emus and kangaroos and wattles, and only said “Yes” or “No,” or, more often, nothing at all.

  When tea was over we melted away, “like snow-wreaths in Thawjean,” and went out on the beach and had a yelling match. Our throats felt as though they were full of wool, from the hushed tones we had used in talking to Mrs. Bax. Oswald won the match. Next day we kept carefully out of the way, except for meals. Mrs. Bax tried talking again at breakfast-time, but we checked our wish to listen, and passed the pepper, salt, mustard, bread, toast, butter, marmalade, and even the cayenne, vinegar, and oil, with such politeness that she gave up.

  We took it in turns to watch the house and drive away organ-grinders. We told them they must not play in front of that house, because there was an Australian lady who had to be kept quiet. And they went at once. This cost us expense, because an organ-grinder will never consent to fly the spot under twopence a flight.

  We went to bed early. We were quite weary with being so calm and still. But we knew it was our duty, and we liked the feel of having done it.

  The day after was the day Jake Lee got hurt. Jake is the man who drives about the country in a covered cart, with pins and needles, and combs and frying-pans, and all the sort of things that farmers’ wives are likely to want in a hurry, and no shops for miles. I have always thought Jake’s was a beautiful life. I should like to do it myself. Well, this particular day he had got his cart all ready to start and had got his foot on the wheel to get up, when a motor-car went by puffing and hooting. I always think motor-cars seem so rude somehow. And the horse was frightened; and no wonder. It shied, and poor Jake was thrown violently to the ground, and hurt so much that they had to send for the doctor. Of course we went and asked Mrs. Jake if we could do anything — such as take the cart out and sell the things to the farmers’ wives.

  But she thought not.

  It was after this that Dicky said —

  “Why shouldn’t we get things of our own and go and sell them — with Bates’ donkey?”

  Oswald was thinking the same thing, but he wishes to be fair, so he owns that Dicky spoke first. We all saw at once that the idea was a good one.

  “Shall we dress up for it?” H.O. asked. We tho
ught not. It is always good sport to dress up, but I have never heard of people selling things to farmers’ wives in really beautiful disguises.

  “We ought to go as shabby as we can,” said Alice; “but somehow that always seems to come natural to your clothes when you’ve done a few interesting things in them. We have plenty of clothes that look poor but deserving. What shall we buy to sell?”

  “Pins and needles, and tape and bodkins,” said Dora.

  “Butter,” said Noël; “it is terrible when there is no butter.”

  “Honey is nice,” said H.O., “and so are sausages.”

  “Jake has ready-made shirts and corduroy trousers. I suppose a farmer’s shirt and trousers may give at any moment,” said Alice, “and if he can’t get new ones he has to go to bed till they are mended.”

  Oswald thought tin-tacks, and glue, and string must often be needed to mend barns and farm tools with if they broke suddenly. And Dicky said —

  “I think the pictures of ladies hanging on to crosses in foaming seas are good. Jake told me he sold more of them than anything. I suppose people suddenly break the old ones, and home isn’t home without a lady holding on to a cross.”

  We went to Munn’s shop, and we bought needles and pins, and tapes and bodkins, a pound of butter, a pot of honey and one of marmalade, and tin-tacks, string, and glue. But we could not get any ladies with crosses, and the shirts and trousers were too expensive for us to dare to risk it. Instead, we bought a head-stall for eighteenpence, because how providential we should be to a farmer whose favourite horse had escaped and he had nothing to catch it with; and three tin-openers, in case of a distant farm subsisting entirely on tinned things, and the only opener for miles lost down the well or something. We also bought several other thoughtful and far-sighted things.

  That night at supper we told Mrs. Bax we wanted to go out for the day. She had hardly said anything that supper-time, and now she said —

  “Where are you going? Teaching Sunday school?”

  As it was Monday, we felt her poor brain was wandering — most likely for want of quiet. And the room smelt of tobacco smoke, so we thought some one had been to see her and perhaps been too noisy for her. So Oswald said gently —

 

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