Pel Is Puzzled

by Mark Hebden

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  Pel is Puzzled

  First published in 1981

  Copyright: John Harris; House of Stratus 1981-2011

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  The right of Mark Hebden (John Harris) to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted.

  This edition published in 2011 by House of Stratus, an imprint of

  Stratus Books Ltd., Lisandra House, Fore Street, Looe,

  Cornwall, PL13 1AD, UK.

  Typeset by House of Stratus.

  A catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library and the Library of Congress.

  EAN ISBN Edition

  1842328948 9781842328941 Print

  0755124952 9780755124954 Pdf

  0755125355 9780755125357 Epub

  This is a fictional work and all characters are drawn from the author’s imagination.

  Any resemblance or similarities to persons either living or dead are entirely coincidental.

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  About the Author

  John Harris, wrote under his own name and also the pen names of Mark Hebden and Max Hennessy.

  He was born in 1916 and educated at Rotherham Grammar School before becoming a journalist on the staff of the local paper. A short period freelancing preceded World War II, during which he served as a corporal attached to the South African Air Force. Moving to the Sheffield Telegraph after the war, he also became known as an accomplished writer and cartoonist. Other ‘part time’ careers followed.

  He started writing novels in 1951 and in 1953 had considerable success when his best-selling The Sea Shall Not Have Them was filmed. He went on to write many more war and modern adventure novels under his own name, and also some authoritative non-fiction, such as Dunkirk. Using the name Max Hennessy, he wrote some very accomplished historical fiction and as Mark Hebden, the ‘Chief Inspector’ Pel novels which feature a quirky Burgundian policeman.

  Harris was a sailor, an airman, a journalist, a travel courier, a cartoonist and a history teacher, who also managed to squeeze in over eighty books. A master of war and crime fiction, his enduring novels are versatile and entertaining.

  Note

  Though Burgundians will probably decide they have recognised it – and certainly many of its street names are the same – in fact the city in these pages is intended to be fictitious.

  One

  There was no wind and the interior of the church was as still as a tomb. As in many old churches, the light inside had a quality of dusty violet about it and its smell was that of incense mingled with dust and damp. As the sacristan made his way down the side aisle, his mind was full of happy anticipation.

  His feet made little noise on the stone floor. He was an old man and little had happened in his life to change the pattern of his days. St Sauvigny-le-Comtesse was not a very big place. Little more than a village situated in a hollow of the hills to the south of Pouilly-en-Auxois, in summer the steep sides of the valley made it a sun trap so that it was said that the finest dahlias in Burgundy grew there. In winter, however, with a tributary of the River Amançon running alongside its main street, it was a place of fogs and frost, because the sun, in its lower arc, managed to reach down into it only for short periods at a time.

  Because of the resulting damp and the fact that – since it was far too big for the little town – there was always a chronic lack of funds, the church the old man ministered was slowly falling into decay. It wasn’t something that troubled the sacristan a great deal. The church had been falling into decay for generations and as long as he remembered there had been workmen pottering about the place, replastering, shoring up or rebuilding. He’d lived with it most of his life.

  As he reached the Chapel of the Sacred Heart, his footsteps slowed. Glancing inside, he almost smiled. As he always did. Because in the Chapel were the Daunay Panels and, of all the ecclesiastical gems he knew, the Daunay Panels were his favourites.

  As he shuffled to a stop, however, his expression changed. To his surprise, instead of five panels, which was what he had expected to see, there were only four.

  Four, he thought, his mind working slowly.

  Four?

  FOUR!!!!!

  For a while he stood still, staring at the place where the third and centre panel should have hung, wondering what had happened to it, half-imagining he was having some sort of mental black-out. Then, gathering his thoughts, he convinced himself there must be a proper explanation for the mystery because he had hung the five panels in the Chapel himself. They were not only his pride and joy, they were also his responsibility.

  The town had little history because in 1870, when the Prussians had overrun France, it had not been touched, and in 1914 it had been safe behind the lines. In 1940, when the Germans had occupied the area once more, there was nothing in the district of much use to them and because St Sauvigny was close to the German border and among the last places to be liberated, even the Resistance had never managed to be very forceful. Finally, the agents of Reichsmarschall Goering, searching through the occupied countries for all that was beautiful to grace the rooms of his exquisite Karinhalle, had quite failed, because they weren’t scholars of ecclesiastical art, to notice the famous panels which were the little town’s only real claim to fame.

  Normally they hung from the stone arches near the choir but for almost 200 years in the summer months from the first day of spring they had always been kept in the small Chapel of the Sacred Heart. Such was their colour they seemed to cover the crumbling stone walls and, although the windows were far too small, filled the place with light. After the Feast of All Saints on November 1, they were transferred back to the stone arches near the choir where they were fastened to the pillars until the following spring.

  The pattern had not changed since the 18th Century and as usual on April 21 that year, the sacristan had made the usual transfer.

  Since Mass was being celebrated, the bewildered sacristan did nothing for a while but, as the people streamed from the church, he intercepted the priest on his way back to the Presbytery.

  ‘Father,’ he asked. ‘Have you removed the third Cardinal Daunay panel?’

  The priest looked surprised at the question. ‘Of course not,’ he said.

  ‘Perhaps for cleaning? Or restoration?’

  ‘No.’

  ‘Then, Father, it’s disappeared.’

  ‘It can’t have,’ the priest said.

  ‘Father, I’ve just been to look. It’s not there.’

  ‘Can it have fallen?’

  ‘Father, I have eyes.’ The sacristan was growing angry. ‘One on either side of my nose. They see well. Even without spectacles.’

  The priest touched his shoulder. It was almost a pat of reassurance.

  ‘Let us look together,’ he said gently. ‘When I arrived this morning I saw them – all five. Each hanging in its usual place.’

  ‘Then, Father,’ the sacristan said sharply, ‘you were either suffering from a hallucination, as I have just thought I was, or it has disappeared since.’

  The priest smiled indulgently but, reaching the Gothic chapel, he stopped, his jaw sagging. ‘It’s gone!’ he said.

  ‘Father–’ the sacristan’s voice betrayed a measure of self-satisfaction – ‘that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you.’

  Within twenty minutes the ancient church was resounding to the clomp of the boo
ts of policemen and within twenty-four hours the problem had landed on the desk of Inspector Evariste Clovis Désiré Pel.

  Two

  The alarm arrived first on the desk of Sergeant Daniel Darcy, Pel’s second in command. Darcy was a good-looking, strong young man with dark hair, a firm jaw, good white teeth he enjoyed using to smile at girls and a supreme self-confidence which, while it occasionally led him astray, always served to bolster up that of his chief.

  Not that his chief needed much bolstering up where his work was concerned. Though he considered himself overworked and underpaid, on the point of dropping dead from stomach ulcers caused by too much worry, from cancer caused by too much smoking forced on him by too much work, or from just plain fever caused by anxiety over cancer brought on by too much smoking as a result of too much work, he was still one of the best in the business. His record was formidable and he had a shrewd brain that saw through the tangles of lies with which he was usually faced, to the core of a case, picking out the important details with a sure skill. His private life, however, was a mess. And it was in this sphere that Daniel Darcy was invaluable.

  First of all, who could expect to feel successful with a name like Evariste Clovis Désiré Pel? It had sat on Pel’s shoulders throughout his life like a vulture waiting for him to wither and die. As a boy, he had found the girls he shyly approached fell about laughing at it; in his youth, ardent with love, one had actually fallen out of bed when presented with it. Now, in his approaching middle age, even seeing it on his police identity card or his driving licence made him feel ill. He blamed on it entirely his bachelor existence and the fact that he was bullied by his housekeeper. Had he been plain Jean Pel or Pierre Pel or even Jean-Pierre Pel, he felt, he would have been happily married by this time to someone who looked like Brigitte Bardot past her film star days, of course, and comfortable now, because possession of a wife as beautiful as she’d been in her prime would have terrified Pel – with four or five beautiful children, a large brand new Citroën instead of a clapped-out Peugeot, a flat in the city and a house in the country – not a château, just a small manor – and a directorship or two: Siemens. Creusot. Centre-Est Aéronautique. Something like that. Nothing pretentious. Just important and well-paid.

  As it was, when Darcy put his head round the door, Pel had just arrived from home in a bad temper and was coughing like a dying man over what he chose to call his first cigarette of the day – though he’d had one after his first cup of coffee and another in his car on the way to the Hôtel de Police. He was in no mood to be worried. He’d had a bad night – Pel liked to think he always had bad nights because they made him feel martyred and that, he considered, was good for the soul. At breakfast he’d had the mother and father of a row with his housekeeper, Madame Routy, who had switched on the television during breakfast. Television at breakfast was one step too far. But Madame Routy was an addict and, watching far into the night, ruined Pel’s reading, spoiled his sleep and generally added to the difficulties of what he already considered a difficult life. Being an overworked underpaid police inspector who couldn’t stop smoking made it a difficult life. However, he considered himself a reasonable man and believed – just! – that a widow working as a housekeeper had a right to a little entertainment to enliven her off-duty hours. Entertainment at breakfast, however – a time sacred to Pel for the purpose of hating everybody who sang or tried to be cheerful – was just too much.

  ‘But it’s a special programme,’ she explained. ‘It’s the Tour de France. It’s about to start!’

  ‘At this time of the day?’ Pel snapped.

  ‘They have to talk about it a bit!’

  ‘Not to me, they don’t.’

  Despite the fact that the Tour de France was the longest, most gruelling cycle race in the world, Pel had little time for it, for the masochists who took part in it, for the fifteen million spectators who were prepared to stand half a day to see it flash by, or for the hundred and sixty million who were prepared to glue themselves to television or radio to learn who was winning. As she turned the set to almost full volume he stormed out of the house and had the humiliation as he climbed into his car of seeing her through the window make herself comfortable with a fresh cup of coffee and turn the sound up to full volume.

  It was a defeat and he knew it. The time had long passed when he should have discharged Madame Routy. Despite the fact that he paid all the bills, she was always more in charge of the house than he was and, quite wrongly, he considered he would never be able to get anybody else to look after a crotchety bachelor such as he considered himself to be. Rather than take the risk of having to do his own cooking and cleaning, therefore, he endured Madame Routy. Sergeant Darcy kept asking him why he didn’t get married or at least get a new housekeeper – ‘I bet I could find one,’ he said. ‘And no Madame Routy either.’ But Darcy had a way with women. If Darcy had had a housekeeper, she would have looked like Sophia Loren, been a cordon bleu cook, and would have detested television. Pel considered he wasn’t that lucky and preferred to work his bitterness out on his staff and the officials of the Church of Notre Dame at St Sauvigny.

  ‘Why couldn’t they keep the damned thing under lock and key?’ he asked,

  Darcy shrugged. ‘It’s part of the church,’ he said. ‘It’s supposed to be on display. It’s been on display there for two hundred years now. I don’t suppose it occurred to them to lock it up.’

  ‘Who’s looking after the enquiry?’

  ‘I thought Nosjean.’

  ‘Nosjean’s too clever for that,’ Pel said. ‘We might need him here. Send Misset. It’ll keep him from worrying me to have the night off. It’ll probably also stop him straying off the straight and narrow with women.

  Misset’s wife seemed to add to his growing family every year and Misset’s eyes had started wandering over the girls again.

  Darcy grinned at Pel’s sour expression. ‘They have women in St Sauvigny,’ he pointed out. ‘With befores, behinds and all the other attributes. Just like the ones here.’

  ‘There can’t be so much choice, though,’ Pel grunted. ‘It’s too small. Besides, it’s out in the country. Misset’s a town bird. He likes them smart.’ He paused, frowning. ‘Who did it?’ he asked. ‘I suppose it’s part of the same gang that’s been getting into the châteaux.

  ‘Looks like it, Patron,’ Darcy said. ‘Though there’s no proof yet. There was no break-in, so we can’t compare methods. It looks to me as though someone just walked in between 7.15 and 9.15 am, when the theft was discovered, and simply helped himself. He quietly unfastened the cords that attached it to the wall, put it under his arm and walked out again. The St Sauvigny boys say there are no clues and no fingerprints.’

  ‘Nobody seen?’

  ‘A tall guy in overalls and a beret is supposed to have been seen. But nobody’s sure because there’s work going on to stop the place falling down.’

  Pel frowned. ‘Is it valuable?’ he asked.

  Darcy laughed. ‘You could mention any figure you care to mention, Chief. It’s unique and quite irreplaceable. It has the signature of Cardinal Daunay on it and the date. It’s the only one of the five that has. Whoever did it knew his stuff. He picked the most valuable of the whole lot. It’s considered to be part of the national patrimony.’

  ‘So it can’t be sold?’

  ‘Not in France, Chief. I wouldn’t say the same for elsewhere. There seem to be people in other countries who’re willing to take stolen treasures from Europe and keep them in underground vaults so they never see daylight.’

  ‘Can’t see much sense in that,’ Pel said.

  ‘Acquisitiveness,’ Darcy pointed out. ‘A bit like squirrels with nuts. Or like climbers with mountains. It’s there so they have to have it.’

  ‘Isn’t the Historic Monuments Department of the Ministry of Cultural Affairs supposed to be responsible?’

  ‘In theory, Patron. Both for its safe keeping and for its preservation, but, with ecclesiastical objects, the Chu
rch, not the Ministry, looks after its own treasures.’

  ‘Didn’t the Bishop of Paris send out a Diocesan letter after all those robberies in 1962 that churches were to make sure their treasures were kept safe?’

  Darcy shrugged. ‘Yes, he did, Chief. Unfortunately, everybody – especially in small places like St Sauvigny – considered that it meant everybody else but them. They just can’t believe that they’ll be robbed and, in fact, it’s been discovered more than once that they aren’t even aware of the value of the things they own.’

  ‘They must have known the value of these things!’ Pel snorted.

  ‘Yes, Patron, they did. But it’s been the tradition to display them in the Chapel of the Sacred Heart for two hundred years. There’d probably be an outcry if they locked them in the safe.’

  ‘There’ll be an outcry now that one’s been stolen. Have the press got it yet?’

  ‘Not yet, Chief.’

  ‘They will. How many does this make?’

  ‘Six, Chief. There was the statue from the Cathedral at Bourges, and four château break-ins. Everything they took was priceless. In every case there were plenty of other objets d’art available which looked more valuable, but in every case nothing was touched but the most valuable in the place.’

  ‘Somebody who knows something about it, eh?’

  ‘That’s the way it looks, Chief.’

  ‘I’ll see if we can’t find somebody to help us who knows something about it. Somebody who can tell us what to look for.’ Pel looked up. ‘Unless, of course, you’re an expert.’

  Darcy smiled. ‘Not me, Patron. Girls, yes. Antiques, no.’

  ‘I’ll have a word with the Chief. He ought to be able to find someone.’

  In fact, it wasn’t the Chief but Judge Polverari who put Pel on the right track. Polverari, who was an old friend of Pel’s, had married a wealthy woman and collected glass.