Madonna and Corpse

by Jefferson Bass

  Madonna and Corpse

  Jefferson Bass

  Contents

  Cover

  Title Page

  Chapter 1: Descartes

  Chapter 2: Dubois

  Chapter 3: Descartes

  Chapter 4: Dubois

  Chapter 5: Descartes

  Chapter 6: Dubois

  Chapter 7: Descartes

  Chapter 8: Dubois

  Chapter 9: Descartes

  New from Jefferson Bass

  An Excerpt from The Inquisitor’s Key

  Prologue

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  About the Author

  Also By Jefferson Bass

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  Chapter 1

  Descartes

  The Petit Palais Museum

  Avignon, France

  “Turn off that damned alarm!” René Descartes—Inspector René Descartes, of the French National Police—waved his arm in a sweeping arc of annoyance that encompassed not just the bored police officers and the nervous museum staffers, but also the museum itself, its collection of ancient paintings, and possibly even their long-dead creators, as if the artists themselves might bear some of the blame for rousting him from sleep at one in the morning.

  “We’re working on it,” croaked the museum’s director, a withered crone named Madame Clergue. Christ, how old is she? wondered Descartes, jotting her name in a pocket-sized notepad that he’d fished from inside his jacket. She probably bought these pictures from the guys who painted them. Beneath her hastily donned raincoat, Mme. Clergue appeared to be wearing only a thin cotton nightgown. Its embroidered collar was unraveling, sending tendrils of thread curling upward toward her wispy white hair.

  Unlike Mme. Clergue, Descartes was fully decked out in his de facto professional uniform—dress pants, dress shirt, jacket and tie—not because he’d swiftly suited up when the dispatcher awoke him, but because he’d fallen asleep on the couch at eleven, still wearing the rumpled outfit he’d donned fifteen hours before. Somehow this had become his nightly ritual of late: nursing a few beers or a bottle of wine in front of the television until the news or soccer highlights lulled him to sleep. As a result, his dreams often hitched themselves to the sirens and shrieks emanating from the television, creating the odd sensation that he’d not actually fallen asleep, but had simply switched to a channel specializing in French surrealism. As the museum’s alarm continued to jangle mercilessly, Descartes wondered if this, too, might simply be another of those dreams, conjured up to explain a particularly clamorous sound track.

  Just as he could bear no more, the alarm ceased. Its clang echoed for several seconds in the stone corridors and stairwells of the vast structure. In the acoustic void left behind, the silence seemed as close and dense as fog until Descartes spoke, dispersing it. “And you’re quite sure it’s not a false alarm, Madame?”

  Mme. Clergue nodded vigorously for a woman of her years. “Quite sure. Pascal”—she stretched a clawlike finger toward a uniformed guard hovering in a nearby doorway—“found the door propped open at the service entrance.” At the mention of his name, Pascal, who managed to look as self-important as a key witness yet also as sheepish as a guard who’s been robbed, approached the director and murmured in her ear. She blanched, then said to Descartes, “If you wish to see the security-camera footage of the thief, Pascal has it on the monitor.”

  “Sure, let’s take a look.” The inspector followed Pascal and Mme. Clergue through a doorway into a small, windowless room located just off the entry hall. Arrayed above a low, desklike counter that lined one wall, an appliance-store-worth of small televisions showed video feeds from a fleet of cameras. Three of the cameras monitored exterior doorways—the museum’s main entrance, a large loading-dock door, and an emergency exit—and the others offered wide-angle views of the museum’s galleries. At the center of the cluster, a larger monitor featured a zoomed-in view of the loading-dock door, propped open with a stone block. A man, frozen in midstep, was emerging from the building. Pascal stooped and snaked an arm between Descartes and Mme. Clergue to press a button on the console; on the screen, the door opened wide and the man exited the building.

  Descartes leaned in for a closer look. As he did, he inadvertently collided with Mme. Clergue, who was likewise angling for a better view. “Excuse me,” she squawked. It was an accusation, not an apology, and Descartes ignored it.

  The man on the screen was wearing black: black shoes, black pants, black pullover, black cap. His head was bowed and as he emerged fully onto the loading dock, he wrapped one arm across his face and then turned away from the camera. “He knows where the camera is,” Descartes said to Mme. Clergue. “Could he be one of your staff?” Using a wooden crate for a boost, the man scaled a gate and dropped into a quiet street on the other side. To Pascal, the detective said, “Back up. Let’s watch that again.”

  Mme. Clergue pursed her lips and shrugged, then drew a deep breath and puffed it out, pphhtt, in answer to Descartes’s question. “From this picture, who can tell? Nine men—ten, if you count the gardener—work at the museum. One is as fat as a pig, so it’s not him.” Descartes heard Pascal suppress a snicker. “One is tall enough to be an American basketball player; another could be a circus midget. I suppose it could be any of the others.” She frowned at the screen as the man reemerged once more in playback, then turned and frowned at Descartes, her pale eyes raking him up and down. “But it could be anyone. It could be you, Inspector.”

  Descartes raised his eyebrows at her. “You missed your true calling, Madame Director,” he said drily. “You should have been a detective.” He gestured at the monitor. “So, with your keen powers of observation, what other helpful deductions can you share with us?”

  His sarcasm brought a flush to her cheeks and a flash to her eyes, but she dutifully studied the screen once more. Finally, sighing, she said, “I deduce that we should hide our security cameras in the bushes, so the robbers won’t know where they are.”

  Descartes laughed, his irritation unexpectedly dispersed by the dry, self-deprecating joke. “Touché, Madame.” After a pause he added kindly, “Also, perhaps it’s worth noting that the man’s hands are empty?”

  She drew a sharp breath, staring at the screen. “Then he’s not stolen anything? Oh, thank God!” She breathed deeply in relief.

  “Well, he hasn’t stolen everything, at any rate,” the detective hedged. “Does the collection include jewelry? Gold? Gems? Other small, precious things he might have put in his pockets?”

  She pursed her lips, taking mental inventory, then shook her head. “Our specialty is medieval and Renaissance paintings. We do have some artifacts, but mostly sculptures and architectural fragments—the tops of columns, effigies from tombs, that sort of thing. Nothing of much value. Certainly nothing pocket-sized.”

  Descartes tapped the figure frozen once more on the screen. “Could there be a painting under his shirt? Or rolled up in the leg of his pants? Something he’s cut from the frame and tucked in his clothes?”

  “Heavens, Inspector,” she sighed, “just when I’m beginning to find you reassuring, you pull the rug out from under me again.” She put a hand to her chin, a yellow, hornlike fingernail stroking thin lips as she pondered. “We have a number of small paintings. The only way to know is to check all the galleries. Shall I go and get started?”

  “Not yet.” Descartes turned to the security guard, who had rolled his chair away from the counter in search of more personal space. “Pascal, can you scroll through the footage from the galleries? Starting when the alarm sounded, and goi
ng backward?”

  “Of course.” The guard rolled toward the console again, parting the inspector and the director. “Starting with Gallery One?”

  The inspector turned to Mme. Clergue. “Let’s think like a thief, shall we? What’s the most valuable painting in the museum, and how much is it worth?”

  “Goodness, that’s a difficult question, Inspector,” she replied. “Most of our paintings were donated or loaned to us years ago, so it’s hard to say what they might fetch these days. Take that piece, for instance.” She turned and pointed through the security room’s doorway at a picture suspended from the ceiling of the entry hall—a large portrait of a couple standing side by side. “Mary Magdalene and John the Baptist. That’s just an enlargement, of course. We paid sixty thousand francs for the painting, thirty years ago. Earlier this year, a work not nearly that good fetched three million euros at auction.”

  “Three million, eh?” Descartes studied the painting with growing interest. The colors were vivid and vibrant, and the couple possessed movie-star good looks—sex appeal, even, he was surprised to notice. “But I thought you specialized in medieval art,” he said. “Surely that’s more modern?”

  She gave him a tolerant smile. “Actually, it’s six hundred years old,” she said. “But it looks almost contemporary, doesn’t it? Not the pinched, anemic figures you see in most medieval paintings.”

  “For a religious painting, that’s pretty sexy,” Descartes remarked. “Which gallery is that one in?”

  “Six,” the director said. Even before she said it, Pascal had switched the main monitor to the Gallery 6 camera. He scrolled backward rapidly, the minutes in the time-stamp box spinning down as fast as seconds.

  “Stop,” Descartes ordered. A shadow had flitted across the screen, so swiftly as to be almost invisible. “Go forward, Pascal. Not so fast.” The guard reversed the direction of the playback. “There! Slow down, slow down!” A man entered the gallery, then turned toward the camera so that his face was clearly visible. “Damn,” said Descartes.

  “Sorry,” Pascal shrugged. “Just me, making my rounds.”

  “Okay. Scroll back the rest of the way. All the way to closing time.”

  Pascal made two more cameo appearances on-screen, each time turning to face the camera. Otherwise the room remained empty except for the sundry saints and martyrs lining the walls.

  Descartes turned to Mme. Clergue. “So what else might be especially tempting to an art thief?”

  Pphhtt, she puffed again, shrugging. “We all have our own tastes.”

  He cocked his head quizzically. “And what’s your taste? What would you steal, Madame?” She drew back, shocked, and searched his eyes for signs of accusation. He smiled and winked. “Me, I’d steal the sexy couple.”

  She flushed slightly, a faint pink suffusing the parchment of her cheeks, but her eyes twinkled. “Oh dear me,” she fluttered. “Well, if I were shopping for my personal collection, I, too, might take the ... the couple that you like. But if I were hoping to sell it on the black market, I’d go for name recognition and pinch the Botticelli.”

  Descartes’s eyebrows shot up. “Botticelli? The guy who painted Venus on the half shell?”

  “Really, Inspector, have you no respect?” She made a piping sound that might have been either a wheeze or a giggle. “Yes, Botticelli was the guy—the artist—who painted The Birth of Venus. We have—I hope we still have—a lovely Madonna and Child by Botticelli. In Gallery Eleven.”

  The guard was already on it. He’d barely begun to scroll backward when the screen flickered with motion. He stopped scrolling and reversed direction. For the fourth time, they watched as Pascal entered a gallery, faced the camera, and then strolled out of frame. Seconds later, though, he ran back in and—without slowing down or looking at the camera—sprinted out the doorway he’d originally entered. “That’s when I heard the alarm,” he explained. He pointed to the time stamp on the screen. “12:08 A.M.”

  Descartes consulted his notepad. “Yes, that’s when we got the signal,” he said. He chewed on his lower lip. “Do you have a floor plan of the museum?” Pascal tapped the counter; pressed beneath a glass top was a diagram of each level. The detective studied it, then pointed with the tip of his pen. “So when you heard the alarm, you were here. Where were you just before that?”

  “Directly above, in Gallery Twelve,” the guard answered. “The top floor. I came down the spiral staircase”—he indicated the stairs on the map—“and went through Gallery Eleven. When the alarm sounded, I ran back to the stairs and came down here, to see which alarm sensor had gone off.” He pointed to a bank of indicator lights—a row of steady green LEDs, broken by one blinking red diode.

  Descartes nodded. “Okay. The video. Keep scrolling backward, please.” Pascal resumed, but he’d barely gotten beyond his own 12:08 appearances before another shadowy figure began darting across the frame. Pascal twitched the knob on the control panel. The video slowed, just in time to show the black-clad man walking out of the gallery. He was carrying a painting, and for a moment, as he passed through the wide doorway, the upper-right corner of the picture was visible. It showed the delicate face of a beautiful girl, who appeared to be looking down at the man abducting her.

  Mme. Clergue gasped and clutched Descartes’s sleeve. “Oh dear God,” she whispered. “I think he’s got the Botticelli.”

  Descartes tapped Pascal on the shoulder. “Go back. Play the whole thing in real time, start to finish.” The guard nodded and pressed a button. After a few seconds, the black-clad man entered the screen, moving in reverse, hugging the young woman to his chest. “No, no,” Descartes snapped. “Forward, forward. Start at the beginning and go forward.”

  “I am going forward,” Pascal protested.

  “Then why the hell is he moving backward?”

  The guard shrugged. “I don’t know why, but he is,” he insisted. He tapped the corner of the screen. Sure enough, the time-stamp numbers were spinning up, second by second. “See?”

  “I don’t understand,” Mme. Clergue fretted.

  “He doesn’t want to show his face,” Descartes said. “Maybe he’s teasing us, too, knowing we’ll be watching. In any case, he knows where all the cameras are. He must be an insider.” Mme. Clergue started to protest, but the inspector raised a hand for silence. They watched with growing puzzlement as the man stopped and leaned the painting against the wall, fished an implement of some sort from his pants, and struck the wall three times. Then, to their utter astonishment, he hoisted the painting from the floor, hung it, and strode from the gallery.

  There was a moment of stunned silence, broken by a single bark of laughter from Descartes. “I’ll be damned,” he said. “He’s not looting your collection; he’s adding to it!”

  “This is very ...” Mme. Clergue began vaguely, but Descartes was already out the door, moving at a ponderous, middle-aged jog toward the spiral stairs. When Mme. Clergue caught up, he was in the middle of Gallery 11 staring at the wall. Hanging directly in front of him, where it had hung for years, was Botticelli’s Madonna and Child. Hanging alongside it was ... Botticelli’s Madonna and Child.

  “Your mystery donor has a knack for copying,” Descartes said finally, alternating his gaze between the museum’s new acquisition and the original. The likeness was so perfect that the detective could not have said which was Botticelli’s handiwork and which was the copy. And it wasn’t just the images; even the frames—gilded wood with ornately carved borders—were twins. “A remarkable knack.”

  “Indeed,” spat Mme. Clergue.

  Descartes turned his attention from the Madonna’s face to Mme. Clergue’s. The inspector was intrigued; the director seemed furious. “What’s wrong, Madame? You still have your Botticelli, and now you have a superb backup, if something happens to the original. Why the sour face?”

  She glowered at the freshly hung painting. “But what’s he doing?” she finally snapped. “Is he just having fun at our expense? What if h
e comes back and does take something valuable?”

  “Madame, a word in private?” It was a command, not a request. She shot him a look, then spun and walked toward the doorway. “Very well,” she said. “My office is just around the corner.”

  “Everyone out,” Descartes ordered over his shoulder. The two uniformed police officers, Pascal, and another museum staffer whom Descartes had successfully ignored so far looked at him blankly. “Don’t touch anything. Don’t even look at anything. Everybody go back downstairs.” They stared, unmoving, as rooted as Michelangelo’s Prisoners in their blocks of marble. “Out,” he barked. “Now.” They scurried like shooed pigeons.

  In her office, Madame Clergue sank into a high-backed chair behind the library table that served as her desk. Descartes drummed his fingers on the edge and studied her face, his eyes narrowed. Suddenly he demanded, “Who is ‘he,’ Madame?”

  She blinked and shifted in the chair. “Who is who, Inspector?”

  “Don’t play games with me. A moment ago, in the gallery, you said, ‘What’s he doing? What if he comes back?’ Who did you mean by ‘he,’ Madame?”

  A deep crimson penetrated the chasmic depths of her wrinkles. “I ... I meant ... the thief.”

  “There was no theft,” Descartes pointed out. “Therefore, no thief.”

  “Very well, the intruder, then,” she snapped, “if you want to split hairs.”

  Descartes lunged forward in his chair, as if to hurdle the table and shake her by the throat. “I don’t want to split hairs!” he roared, slapping the table with a sound like a rifle shot. The old woman gasped and shrank back, and her right eye began to twitch. “I want to know the truth, Madame. You were thinking of someone. Some particular ‘he.’ Tell me who.”