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The Leithen Stories

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by John Buchan


  ‘Where on earth have you been all day, Archie?’ Lamancha asked sternly.

  ‘I walked over to Glenraden and stayed to luncheon. They’re all hot on your side there – Bandicott too. There’s a general feelin’ that young Claybody wants takin’ down a peg.’

  ‘Much good that will do us. John and Wattie and I have been crawling all day round the Haripol marches. It’s pretty clear what they’ll do – you think so, Wattie?’

  ‘Alan Macnicol is not altogether a fule. Aye, I ken fine what they’ll dae.’

  ‘Clear the beasts off the ground?’ Archie suggested.

  ‘No,’ said Lamancha. ‘Move them into the Sanctuary, and the Sanctuary is in the very heart of the forest – between Sgurr Mor and Sgurr Dearg at the head of the Reascuill. It won’t take many men to watch it. And the mischief is that Haripol is the one forest where it can be done quite simply. It’s so infernally rough that if the deer were all over it I would back myself to get a shot with a fair chance of removing the beast, but if every stag is inside an inner corral it will be the devil’s own business to get within a thousand yards of them – let alone shift the carcass.’

  ‘If the wind keeps in the west,’ said Wattie, ‘It is a manifest impossibeelity. If it was in the north there would be a verra wee sma’ chance. All other airts are hopeless. We maun just possess our souls in patience, and see what the day brings forth … I’ll awa and mak arrangements for the morn.’

  Lamancha nodded after the retreating figure.

  ‘He is determined to go to Muirtown tomorrow. Says you promised that he should be present when you made your first bow in public, and that he has arranged with Shapp to drive him in the Ford … But about Haripol. This idea of Wattie’s – and I expect it’s right – makes the job look pretty desperate. I had worked out a very sound scheme to set my Lord Claybody guessing – similar to John’s Glenraden plan but more ingenious; but what’s the use of bluff if every beast is snug in an upper corrie with a cordon of Claybody’s men round it? Wattie says that Haripol is fairly crawling with gillies.’

  Crossby raised his head from his journalistic researches. ‘The papers have got my story all right, I see. The first one, I mean – the “Return of Harald Blacktooth.” They’ve featured it well, too, and I expect the evening papers are now going large on it. But it’s nothing to what the second will be tomorrow morning. I’m prepared to bet that our Scottish Tutankhamen drops out of the running, and that the Press of this land thinks of nothing for a week except the salmon Sir Edward got last night. It’s the silly season, remember!’

  Lamancha’s jaw dropped. ‘Crossby, I don’t want to dash your natural satisfaction, but I’m afraid you’ve put me finally in the cart. If the public wakes up and takes an interest in Haripol, I may as well chuck in my hand.’

  ‘I wasn’t such an ass as to mention Haripol,’ said the correspondent.

  ‘No, but of course it will get out. Some of your journalistic colleagues will hear of it at Strathlarrig, and, finding that the interest has departed from Harald Blacktooth, will make a bee-line for Haripol. Your success, which I don’t grudge you, will be my ruin. In any case the Claybodys will be put on their mettle, for, if they are beaten by John Macnab, they know they’ll be a public laughing-stock … What sort of fellow is young Claybody, Archie?’

  ‘Bit shaggy about the heels. Great admirer of yours. Ask Ned – he said he knew Ned very well.’

  Leithen raised his eyes from Redgauntlet. ‘Never heard of the fellow in my life.’

  ‘Oh yes, you have. He said he had briefed you in a big case.’

  ‘Well, you can’t expect me to know all my clients any more than John knows the customers of his little bank.’ Leithen relapsed into Sir Walter.

  ‘I’m going to have a bath.’ Lamancha rose and cautiously relaxed his weary limbs. ‘I seem to be in for the most imbecile escapade in history with about one chance in a billion. That’s Wattie’s estimate, and he knows what a billion is, which I don’t.

  ‘What about dropping it?’ Archie suggested; for, though he was sworn to the ‘John Macnab proposition,’ he was growing very nervous about this particular manifestation. ‘Young Claybody is an ugly customer, and we don’t want the thing to end in bad blood. Besides, you’re cured already – you told me so yesterday.’

  ‘That’s true,’ said Lamancha, who was engaged in tossing with Palliser-Yeates for the big bath. ‘I’m cured. I never felt keener in my life. I’m so keen that there’s nothing on earth you could offer me which would keep me away from Haripol … You win, John. Gentlemen of the Guard, fire first, and don’t be long about it. I can’t stretch myself in that drain-pipe that Archie calls his second bathroom.’

  Dinner was a cheerful meal, for Mr Crossby had much to say, Lamancha was in high spirits, and Leithen had the benignity of the successful warrior. But the host was silent and abstracted. He managed to banish Haripol from his mind, but he thought of Janet, he thought of Janet’s sermon, and in feverish intervals he tried to think of his speech for the morrow. A sense of a vast insecurity had come upon him, of a shining goal which grew brighter the more he reflected upon it, but of some awkward hurdles to get over first.

  Afterwards, when the talk was of Haripol, he turned to the newspapers to restore him to the world of stern realities. He did not read that masterpiece of journalism, Crossby’s story, but he found a sober comfort in The Times’ leading articles and in the political notes. He felt himself a worker among flâneurs.

  ‘Here’s something about you, Charles,’ he said. ‘This paper says that political circles are looking forward with great interest to your speech at Muirtown. Says it will be the first important utterance since Parliament rose, and that you are expected to deal with Poincaré’s speech at Rheims and a letter by a Boche whose name I can’t pronounce.’

  ‘Political circles will be disappointed,’ said Lamancha, ‘for I haven’t read them. Montgomery is taking all the boxes and I haven’t heard from the office for three weeks. I can’t be troubled with newspapers in the Highlands.’

  ‘Then what are you goin’ to say tomorrow?’ Archie demanded anxiously.

  ‘I’ll think of some rot. Don’t worry, old fellow. Muirtown is a second-class show compared to Haripol.’

  Archie was really shocked. He was envious of a man who could treat thus cavalierly a task which affected him with horrid forebodings, and also scandalised at the levity of his leaders. It seemed to him that Lamancha needed some challenging. Finding no comfort in his company, he repaired to bed, where healthful sleep was slow in visiting him. He repeated his speech to himself, but it would persist in getting tangled up with Janet’s sermon and his own subsequent reflections, so that, when at last he dropped off, it was into a world of ridiculous dreams where a dreadful composite figure – Poincarini or Mussolinaré – sat heavily on his chest.

  NINE

  Sir Archie Instructs his Countrymen

  CROSSBY WAS RIGHT in his forecast. The sudden interest in the Scottish Tutankhamen did not survive the revelation of Harald Blacktooth’s reincarnation as John Macnab. The twenty correspondents, after lunching heavily with Mr Bandicott, had been shown the relics of the Viking and had heard their significance expounded by their host and Professor Babwater; each had duly despatched his story, but before night-fall each was receiving urgent telegrams from his paper clamouring for news, not of Harald, but of Harald’s successor. Crossby’s tale of the frustrated attempt on the Glenraden deer had intrigued several million readers – it was the silly season, remember – and his hint of the impending raid on the Strathlarrig salmon had stirred a popular interest vowed to any lawless mystery and any competitive sport. In the doings of John Macnab were blended the splendid uncertainty of a well-matched prize fight and the delicious obscurity of crime. Next morning the news of John’s victory at Strathlarrig was received by the several million readers with an enthusiasm denied to the greater matters of public conduct. John Macnab became a slogan for the newsboy, a flaming legend for bills
and headlines, a subject of delighted talk at every breakfast-table. Never had there been a more famous eight-pound salmon since fish first swam in the sea.

  It was a cold grey morning when Lamancha and Archie left Crask in the Hispana, bound for the station of Bridge of Gair, fifty miles distant by indifferent hill-roads. Lamancha, who had written for clothes, was magnificently respectable below his heavy ulster – a respectability which was not his usual habit but a concession to the urgent demand for camouflage. He was also in a bad temper, for his legs were still abominably stiff, and, though in need of at least ten hours’ sleep, he had been allowed precisely six. At long last, too, his speech had begun to weigh upon him. ‘Shut up, Archie,’ he had told his host. ‘I must collect what’s left of my wits, or I’ll make an exhibition of myself. You say we get the morning’s papers at Bridge of Gair? They may give me a point or two. Lord, it’s like one of those beastly mornings in Switzerland when they rake you up at two to climb Mount Blanc and you wish you had never been born.’

  Sir Archie had no inclination to garrulity, for black fear had settled on his soul. In a few hours’ time he would be doing what he had never done before, standing before a gaping audience which was there to be amused and possibly instructed. He had a speech in his pocket, carefully fashioned in consultation with Lamancha, but he was miserably conscious that it had no relation to his native wood-notes. What was Poincaré to him, or he to Poincaré? Why on earth had he not chosen to speak about something which touched his interests – farming, for example, on which he held views, or the future of the Air Force – instead of venturing in the unknown deserts of foreign affairs? Well, he had burned his boats and must make the best of it. The great thing was to be sure that the confounded speech had been transferred from paper to his memory.

  But as the miles slipped behind him he realised with horror that his memory was playing him false. He could not get the bits to fit in; what he had reeled off so smoothly twenty-four hours ago now came out in idiotic shreds and patches. He felt himself slipping into a worse funk than he had ever known in all his tempestuous days … For a moment he thought of throwing up the sponge. He might engineer a breakdown – it would have to be a bad spill, for the day was yet young – and so deprive Muirtown of the presence of both Lamancha and himself. It was not the thought of the Conservative cause or his own political chances that made him reject this cowardly expedient. Two reasons dissuaded him: one, that though his friends continually prophesied disaster, he had never yet had a smash with his car, and his pride was involved; the other, that such a course would reveal Lamancha’s presence in his company too near the suspect neighbourhood and might expose the secret of John Macnab … No, he had to go through with it, and, conning such wretched fragments of his oratory as he could dig out of his recollection, Sir Archie drove the Hispana over the bleak moorlands till he was looking down on the wide strath of the Gair, with the railway line scarring the heather and the hotel chimneys smoking beside a cold blue-grey river. He had glanced now and then at his fellow orator, whose professional apathy he profoundly envied, since for the last dozen miles Lamancha had been peacefully asleep.

  They breakfasted at the hotel, and presently sought the station platform in the quest for papers. They were informed that papers came with the train for which they were waiting, and when the said train arrived, half an hour late, and Lamancha, according to arrangement, had sought a seat in the front while Archie favoured the rear, the latter secured a London evening paper of the previous day and that morning’s Scotsman. The compartment in which he found himself was crowded with sleepy and short-tempered people who had made the night journey from the south. So on a pile of three gun-cases in the corridor Archie sat himself and gave his attention to the enlightened Press of his country.

  He rubbed his eyes to make certain that he was not dreaming. For there, in conspicuous print on a prominent page of a respected newspaper, was the name of John Macnab. There was other news: of outrages in Mexico and earthquakes in the Pacific, of the disappearance of a solicitor and the arrival in London of a cinema star, but all seemed dwarfed and paled by Crossby’s story. There was news of Harald Blacktooth, too, and authentic descriptions of the treasure-trove, but this was in an unconsidered corner. Cheek by jowl with the leading article was what clearly most interested the editor out of all the events on the surface of the globe – the renascence of Harald Blacktooth phoenix-like from his ashes, and the capture of the Strathlarrig salmon.

  Archie read the thing confusedly without taking much of it in. Then he turned to the London evening paper. It was a journal which never objected to breaking up its front page for spicy news, and there on the front page was a summary of the Strathlarrig exploit. Moreover, there was a short hastily compiled article on the subject and a number of stimulating notes. John Macnab was becoming a household name, and the gaze of Britain was being centred on his shy personality. The third act in the drama would be played under bright light to a full gallery … Archie’s eyes caught the end of the first Scotsman leader, which contained a reference to the Muirtown meeting, and a speculation as to what the Secretary of State for the Dominions would say. Archie, too, speculated as to what Lamancha was saying at that moment at the other end of the train.

  This new complexity did something to quiet his nerves and take his mind off his approaching ordeal. There was no word in the papers of the coming raid on Haripol – Crossby had had that much sense – but, of course, whatever happened at Haripol would be broadcast through the land. The Claybodys, if they defeated John Macnab, would be famous; ridiculous, if they were beaten; and, while the latter fate might be taken with good humour by the Bandicotts, it would be gall and wormwood to a young gentleman with strong notions on the rights and dignities of landed property. It was mathematically certain that Johnson Claybody, as soon as he saw the newspapers, would devote all the powers of a not insignificant mind and the energies of a stubborn temper to the defence of Haripol. That was bad enough, but the correspondents at Strathlarrig were likely to have heard by this time of the third of John Macnab’s wagers, and the attempt might have to be made under their argus-eyed espionage. Altogether, things were beginning to look rather dark for John, and incidentally for Sir Archie.

  These morose reflections occupied him till the train stopped at Frew, the ticket-station for Muirtown. Here, according to plan, Sir Archie descended, for he could not arrive at the terminus in Lamancha’s company. There was a cold gusty wind from the north-west which promised rain, the sky was overcast, and the sea, half a mile distant across the sand-dunes, was grey and sullen. Sir Archie, having two hours to fill before the official luncheon, resolved to reject the ancient station fly and walk … Once again the shadow of his speech descended on him. He limped along the shore road, trying to see the words as he had written them down, trying especially to get the initial sentence clear for each paragraph, for he believed that if he remembered these the rest would follow. The thing went rather better now. Parts came in a cascade of glibness, and he remembered Lamancha’s injunction not to be too dapper or too rapid. The peroration was all right, and so was the exordium; only one passage near the middle seemed to offer a snag. He devoted the rest of his walk exclusively to this passage, till he was assured that he had it by heart.

  He reached Muirtown within an hour, and decided to kill time by visiting some of his friends among the shopkeepers. The gunmaker welcomed him cordially, and announced his intention of coming to hear him that afternoon. But politics had clearly been ousted from that worthy’s head by the newspaper which lay on his counter. ‘What about this John Macnab, Sir Erchibald,’ he asked.

  ‘What about him? I’m hanged if I know what to think.’

  ‘If Mr Tarras wasn’t deid in Africa I would ken fine what to think. The man will likely be a gentleman, and he must be a grand fisher. I ken that bit o’ the Larrig, and to get a salmon in it wants a fair demon at the job. Crask is no three miles away. D’ye hear nothing at Crask?’

  It was the same
wherever he went. The fishmonger pointed to a fish on his slabs, and observed that it would be about the size of the one taken at Strathlarrig. The bookseller, who knew his customer’s simple tastes in letters, regretted that no contemporary novel of his acquaintance promised such entertainment as the drama now being enacted in Wester Ross. Tired of needless lying, Sir Archie forsook the shops and went for a stroll beside the harbour. But even there John Macnab seemed to pursue him. Wherever he saw a man with a paper he knew what he was reading, the people at the street corners were no doubt discussing the same subject – nay, he was sure he heard the very words spoken as he passed … The sight of a blue poster with his name in large letters reminded him of his duties, and he turned his steps towards the Northern Club.

  He was greeted by his host, a Baillie of the town (the Provost belonged to the enemy camp), and was presented to the other guests. ‘This is our candidate for Wester Ross, my lord,’ and Archie was introduced to Lamancha, who smiled urbanely and remarked that he had had the pleasure of meeting Sir Archibald Roylance before. The Duke of Angus would not arrive till the hour of meeting, but Colonel Wavertree was there, a dapper red-faced gentleman who had an interest in breweries, and Mr Murdoch of New Caledonia – immense, grizzled and bearded, who had left the Lews as a child of three for the climes which had given him fortune. Also there was Lord Claybody, who came forward at once to renew his acquaintance.

  ‘Very glad to see you, Sir Archibald. This is your first big meeting, isn’t it? Good luck to you. A straight-forward declaration of principles is what we want fromour future member, and I’ve no doubt we’ll get it from you. Johnson sent his humblest apologies. He drove me in this morning, but unfortunately a troublesome bit of business took him back at once.’

 

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