Queen of wands sc-2

by John Ringo

  “We’re going to have to watch it like a hawk,” Sharice said. “Take shifts. Someone’s always got to be there.”

  “That is going to be buckets of fun,” Hjalmar said. “I’ll take first watch.”

  “You got it,” Drakon said. “I’ll take second. By midnight or so it’s pretty pointless. We can crash then and get back to the mortal realm to find out what’s happening out there.”

  “Since we’ve got the tickets,” Sharice said, “Drakon, go in and find a program so we can get some idea where Janea might turn up. Hjalmar…”

  “Go stand by the back of the hotel and watch for Janea,” Hjalmar said.

  “Right,” Sharice said as the line crept forward. She pulled out a twenty and handed it to Drakon. “Get us some drinks while you’re at it. I’ll hold our place in line.”

  “Yes, Mistress,” Drakon said, grinning. “I know one place we’re definitely going to find her, though.”

  “Where?” Sharice asked.

  “The Dawn contest,” Drakon said. “It’s got a thousand-dollar prize. That’s power she can use. And she’s a natural.”

  “But it’s not until Monday,” Sharice said. “The question is, can she survive ’til Monday?”

  As Folsom entered the restroom, a massive black man in a Blade costume nearly ran him down coming out.

  “Whoa,” Folsom said. “Nice costume.”

  The man paused and nodded as if in thanks, then leaned forward and sniffed several times. He surveyed Folsom for a moment longer, turned to look outwards as if peering through the walls of the bathroom, then nodded and walked out.

  Folsom lifted one arm and sniffed. He’d showered no more than an hour ago…

  “Hmmm…” he said, looking towards the door. “Try Costuming.”

  Doris knew she should be tired, and in a distant way, she was. But mostly she was interested. She’d gotten over to the Hilton early and then sat through four hours of programming on costuming. She was even starting to understand the lingo. An “appliance” was an accessory to the costume: a mask, for example. Raiding was digging stuff out of dumpsters. Since just about anything could be turned into a costume, raiding was an old and accepted practice.

  And she knew more about uses of hot glue than she’d ever wanted to know. One of the panelists had at least a hundred suggestions for how to use hot glue. It was like she was hot-glue obsessed.

  Most of the panelists were the same people, and by the end of the third panel, she had worked up the courage to go up and ask questions.

  Bran Carlson was the head of the track, and while he was only “on” the first panel, she’d spotted him coming in and out of other panels. He came into the meeting room at the end of the third panel, so she screwed up her courage and walked up to him.

  “Hi, I’m Doris,” she said, trying not to sound like a frightened newbie.

  “Well, hello, Doris,” Bran said with just a shade too much familiarity. “And what can I do for you?”

  “I’m not sure if you can do anything for me,” Doris said. “But Folsom said I should talk to you.”

  “I must remember to thank him,” Bran said, grinning. “What’s up?”

  “I’m…a newbie,” she admitted. “Con and costuming. But so far, three people have told me I should enter the Dawn contest. The thing is…”

  “All you have are street clothes,” Bran said, his grin dying. “Right?”

  “Right,” Doris said, trying not to wince. The people in the panels, both the panelists and most of the attendees, had clearly spent years, and thousands of dollars, building up their stock of costumes, materials, tools and appliances. What Doris was asking was for someone to simply step in and for no good reason help her out.

  “Besides the fact that you’re pretty, why did Folsom suggest I help you?” Bran asked, all trace of flirtatiousness gone. He wasn’t rejecting, he was just suddenly immensely professional.

  “I don’t really know,” Janea said. “He’s been talking about, well, finding myself, I guess. It sounds stupid, I know, especially with something like the Dawn contest. He says it better.”

  “Oh, God, he didn’t trot out that horrid old Billy Joel song, did he?”

  “Something about faces and masks?” Doris asked. “Yeah.”

  “The man needs to get a life,” Bran said with a sigh. “But he has a point. The problem is…the problems are…Anita!”

  “Yo, Bran?”

  The woman was the hot-glue fanatic and on her way out the door, having shaken off the last questioner. Medium height, blonde and pleasantly plump, she was wearing a multi-colored, fur-trimmed robe and a pair of antlers.

  “Folsom has seen fit to present me with a challenge,” Bran said. “This young lady is a newbie. A costuming newbie and a con newbie. She has no materials nor tools. She has, I suspect, very little in the way of available funds. Folsom wants me to get her ready to win the Dawn contest. In addition to running this madhouse of a track!”

  “Are you going to?” Anita asked.

  “Depends on how much help I can get,” Bran said. “Up for a challenge? Question…Doris. There’s a rather substantial prize involved. Are you planning on spreading the wealth if you win?”

  “Of course,” Doris said. “I mean, I need enough money to get a ride home, but you can have all the rest.”

  “Wouldn’t want that much,” Bran said. “But I do this professionally. We’ll come to an equitable arrangement. You in, Anita?”

  “Maybe,” Anita said, walking around Doris and inspecting her like a prize steer. “She’s got the looks, I think. Hard to tell under the clothes. Attitude: two. Major work there. Doing Dawn takes a ten attitude. And then there’s the question of costume. The easiest would be…”

  “No costume is no costume,” Bran said. “Disqualification.”

  “Excuse me?” Doris said. “What’s that mean? I can’t wear street clothes?”

  “You could, but you’d never win,” Anita replied. “What Bran was saying is that occasionally a contestant simply wears no costume. As in nothing. Au naturale. En dishabille. Naked. Gets a hell of a round of applause, but it’s a disqualifier. Security also gets involved.”

  “Uh…” Doris said, blushing. “I don’t think I could…”

  “There have been Dawn winners that were clothed so fully you could barely see they were female,” Bran said. “But they had costumes that were, well, too elaborate for any reasonable chance we could make them in the next couple of days. Not to mention the cost. So one thing you’re going to have to get your head around is that you’re probably going to have to walk out in front of eight thousand strangers, if not nude, then damned close. If you can’t consider that, we might as well quit now.”

  Doris thought about that and shivered involuntarily. The thought terrified her and at the same time, honestly, thrilled her just a bit. She wasn’t sure where that tendril of exhibitionism was coming from. In her heart she’d always wanted to be the pretty one, the noticed one. She hid because every time she tried to be noticed it had meant pain-mental, generally, but occasionally physical. But a part of her…

  Was that what Duncan had been driving at? Was that her Stranger? And was it a Stranger or her true self? Could she get up in front of thousands of people, how was it Bran put it? Damned near nude?

  Yes, she could. She would. She would do it. Because she suspected that strain of exhibitionism was more “her” than the shrinking wallflower she was now. And if she didn’t, she’d never know.

  But the truth was…

  “If I had to do it tonight, no,” she said. “But I will do it for the contest. I can do it. Will do it. I just need…”

  “Don’t say time,” Anita said. “Or you’re just stalling.”

  “No, I need practice,” Doris said. “I need to work up to it. Look, I’m just getting over my fear of crowds, okay? I’m going to have to get used to being…damned near nude around people. Fast. Or you’re right, it won’t work.”

  “So now you need more
than one costume,” Bran said, frowning.

  “Hey, we’re experts,” Anita said. “In for a penny and all that. But here’s the question. Do you have any skills in costuming at all? Or do you expect us to do all the work?”

  “I can sew,” Doris said. “I can sew really well.”

  “That is music to my ears,” Bran said, grinning. “Because we may lay out the costume and do some of the appliances, but the big time-eater will be the sewing. If you can really sew, this is doable.”

  “Okay, you need a costume for tonight,” Anita said, walking around her again. “And that, we don’t have time to sew.”

  “Despite the red hair, let’s go Oriental,” Bran said. “I’ve got a kimono that might fit her. That’s pretty full coverage up, just showing a hint of cleavage. That way you can get used to being seen without too much boob showing. It’s going to be short, though.”

  “I can handle that,” Doris said, gulping. “But…can I have a mask?”

  “Hot glue is your friend, there,” Anita said.

  “Why did I know you were going to say that?” Bran asked, shaking his head.

  “Thanks,” Hjalmar said, taking the bottle of water from Sharice. “Any luck?”

  They’d gotten registered, finally. It was nearly four by the time they were fully in place to start searching, and so far he hadn’t seen Janea pass by. He’d seen two or three girls that had the same look, but none of them Janea. Three hours in the hot Atlanta sun were wearing on him but he wasn’t going to stop looking. Janea wasn’t just a friend, she was a gydia of his Hearth, and the Asatru did not leave a Hearth member stuck on the astral plane. He’d stand out here until he keeled over from heatstroke first.

  “Nada,” Sharice said. “I cruised the Marriott then headed over to the Hilton to look through the Dealers Room and the Exhibitors Hall. Drakon has been covering the Hyatt and he hasn’t seen her.”

  “Speaking of the Dealers Room,” Hjalmar said. “Are you absolutely certain we’re not going to get into a furball here?”

  “I hope not,” Sharice replied. “There’s security everywhere. Mystically, if I’m getting the metaphor right, that means that if you don’t toe the line you’re going to get stuck in a lower plane. Hel or Niflheim, in your case. There are places on the Moon Paths like that, places where you tread lightly or not at all. Think of it as a no-PVP section of an online game. I’m not even sure you can attack another entity.”

  “So we are not going to get attacked and she is not going to get attacked,” Hjalmar said. “You’re positive?”

  “You’re not, I can tell,” Sharice said.

  “Call it my Viking side,” Hjalmar replied, shrugging. “I’m seeing a lot of weaponry. Sure, most of it is totally costuming. I don’t know what the reality of a plastic stormtrooper blaster is in this metaphor. But somebody used one hell of a lot of astral energy to get her stuck here. And Janea wasn’t going to take that sort of thing lying down. She’s a second-level adept and an Asatru, not a fluffy bunny hugger. She went out fighting, guaranteed. So…I don’t see them, whoever them is, just leaving her alone. And why here? What’s the significance of us being here? Of her being here? Not only the ‘here’ of Dragon*Con, but this particular section of the astral plane.”

  “You really want me to get into a discussion of astral synchronicity and potentialities?” Sharice asked.

  “Uh…no,” Hjalmar admitted. “I leave that up to you Wicca types. We are more the ‘Can I kill it, eat it or screw it?’ types.”

  “Okay, short answer,” Sharice said, frowning. “Janea was stuck in a hostile zone. She was under attack. We managed to stop the attack and push her out of the hostile zone into one where she’s not under some sort of constant attack. The nature of this metaphor might be generated by Janea or it may be a standing metaphorical zone. Given the number of gifted people who go to Dragon*Con, it’s possible that it is maintained virtually constantly through dreaming. Time probably is different than the outside. An hour here may be seconds and it may be days. We won’t know until we return. Did they intend for her to end up here? Probably not. Does it have anything to do with the plans of the unknown ‘them’ working the mundane side? Hmmm…Possibly. Quantum synchronicity would call for it.”

  “Okay, you just said quantum, at which point my brain turns off,” Hjalmar said.

  “Heh,” Sharice replied. “Think of the otherworld as being a giant web with thousands of interconnected threads. Kick Janea out of the hostile zone in which they’d put her, call it the place of spiders, and fate, the Norns if you prefer, could put her anywhere. But she was in opposition to those unknown ‘them.’ That…keys her to try to fight on this side. Thus she is going to be in harmony, synchronicity, with a thread that places her still on the battlefield. Hmmm…”

  “Okay, so now you’re starting to use logic to go with my gut,” Hjalmar said, nodding.

  “You’re right, but it should not, given what I’m seeing, be an actual physical battle,” Sharice said, frowning. “The battle should be a metaphorical one…”

  “And if the other side starts to lose?” Hjalmar asked.

  “They would have to be desperate to engage in combat in this zone,” Sharice said, her brow furrowing. “But if they were…”

  “Smackdown time,” Hjalmar finished. “Since they put Janea here, they presumably don’t want her active in the mundane realm.”

  “With Barb taking over, their problems have increased tenfold, whether they know it or not,” Sharice pointed out.

  “Given,” Hjalmar said. “But they’re going to want to keep Janea out of play, stuck over here. So when we find her, they may try to prevent her from leaving.”

  “Or there may be a deeper reason she’s here,” Sharice said. “Synchronicity.”

  “Either way, they’re going to try to stop her from winning, for values of winning,” Hjalmar pointed out. “So…”

  “You just want to weapon up,” Sharice said. “Admit it.”

  “I’m Asatru,” Hjalmar snapped. “Being without a weapon is the closest thing we have to sin!”

  “What do you want?” Sharice asked.

  “I want to cruise the Dealers Room and the Exhibitors Hall. If this is a true metaphor of Dragon*Con, everything I need is going to be in one of those two places. Every major sharp-pointy-thing dealer comes to Dragon*Con. The problem is…”

  “Money,” Sharice said. “Power. You’ll have to trade power for sharp, pointy things.”

  “And I don’t think I have enough,” Hjalmar said. “I mean, to an Asatru there is no such thing as too much sharp, pointy weaponry. But I specifically don’t have enough money to buy what I consider a minimum if there’s any possibility of us getting busy over here. So, is the cleric willing to cough up some cash to armor up your fighter?” he added with a grin.

  “Only if he avoids gaming metaphors,” Sharice said. “How much do you need?”

  “Around or over five hundred,” Hjalmar said. “But if I use it all, I’m flat. I don’t think that is wise here.”

  “Agreed,” Sharice said. “Okay, I’ll get Drakon to take over the stakeout and meet you in the Exhibitors Hall. The better weapons vendors were there. We should be able to leave it in our rooms and pick it up when we come back.”

  “Works.”

  “By the way, when we shut down the stakeout, meet me in the bar in the Hyatt.”

  “Shouldn’t we have started in the tavern? I mean it’s meet up in the tavern, listen to rumors, buy equipment…We’re doing this all backwards!”

  “Do you want your sharp, pointy things or not?”

  “Shutting up now.”

  CHAPTER THREE

  The kimono was, indeed, short.

  “The nice thing about a kimono is that, well, one size doesn’t fit all but it does fit most,” Anita said, holding the yellow silk robe up to Doris’s back. “This one is going to be tight, I’ll admit. But that’s all to the good. Tight will definitely be noticed.”

  They were in
Bran’s room, but he’d made himself scarce after showing Anita where the kimono was. He was unquestionably busy, but Doris was pretty sure it was to keep her from being freaked out.

  “You’re going to need makeup, though, and hairpins,” Anita continued. “And slippers. Makeup we’ll need to scrounge. Ditto the hairpins, although if I can get some bobby pins, we can fix them up nicely. Actually, if we can get a couple of lacquered chopsticks, that might be enough…Try it on.”

  “Uhmmm…” Doris said uncomfortably.

  “Go in the bathroom if it makes you feel any better,” Anita said, shaking her head. “You’re seriously going to have to work on your attitude if you’re planning on winning Dawn.”

  “I will,” Doris said. “But right now I’ll try it on in the bathroom.”

  She came back out, tugging at the bottom, then at the top, then at the bottom again.

  “Short, all right, but legal,” Anita said. “Barely. Those are much better legs than I expected. Do you dance?”

  “Yes,” Doris said. “I love dancing.”

  “There may be hope,” Anita said. “Right, kimono fits, barely, which is the best way. Now for the appliances. We need to scrounge…which here means by cell phone. Do you know anybody at the con at all that you can borrow stuff from?”

  “Just Folsom,” Doris said.

  “He’s not going to have makeup, trust me.”

  “And…Mandy. She’s one of his friends.”

  “Mandy will have makeup. Right…”

  “Quite a change, I like it,” Mandy said, as Anita let her in the room. “I brought what I could scrounge up. You want to go full geisha?”

  While Anita had been running down makeup and “appliances,” Doris had been working on slippers. Bran had a very old but sturdy sewing machine. By taking several layers of cloth and, yes, hot-gluing them together, she got a sole for the slippers strong enough to last at least the evening. The uppers were easy enough to sew, then she attached them to the sole with more hot glue. They probably wouldn’t last more than a day, but that was all she needed.