Myth Gods Tech - Omnibus Edition: Science Fiction Meets Greek Mythology In The God Complex Universe

by George Saoulidis

  “It’s not working,” Yanni complained to himself as soon as he found an audience.

  Ourania waited silently for the complete picture.

  He shuffled through his papers and cursed, “Gamoto, it’s not here!”

  “What do you need?”

  “I can’t even begin to explain… Just some data.”

  “As in…”

  Yanni leaned back in the chair and eyed her as if she were a blonde bimbo. “The Euler number in Calabi-Yau crossings. In ordinary projected spaces,” he said matter-of-factly.

  “Matrix size?”

  “602.”

  “It’s easier if I write it down,” she said and looked around for a writing pad.

  “Actually, I need only the dimensions,” he said.

  “10,12.”

  “Wow. Thanks Ourania,” he said and started jotting down calculations even before the end of the sentence. Ourania knew better than to interrupt him, so she smiled in acknowledgment and sat on the sofa.

  For a frantic few minutes, Yanni mumbled and scribbled, mumbled and scribbled.

  Then he crumbled the paper in a fist and threw it across the room.

  Ourania could take a reading, but she was sure that his gnosis was off anyway. “They say that when a path is blocked, taking our mind off it for a little while can reveal a new way.”

  Yanni paced a few times around the place and threw his body on the couch next to her, exhaling loudly.

  She asked, “Where you always good at physics?”

  “Funnily enough, no. I remember a time that I hated physics at school.”

  “And what changed?”

  “I met a girl. I was average in physics but she was horrible in it. I liked her and I wanted to get to know her.”

  “That is exciting! So, did you?”

  “Yes, Nikos practically shoved me next to her one day. I made some incoherent noises but she didn’t notice, she was upset about an exam. She was worried about failing the class. So I said I could help her pass the exam.”

  “But you were horrible as well!”

  “Yes I was! She was so glad, she hugged me, gave me her number and left. I was left thinking about how I got myself into that mess. I ran home, stayed up all night and studied for the physics exam.” Yanni kept quiet for a few moments as if recollecting all the exhaustion he’d felt. “I went to school, she took me back to her place, I taught her a few things and went straight back home to study again. It was pretty much the same for a whole week, barely sleeping and studying all the time, teaching what I learned straight to her. Exam time came, we both passed with good grades. All I remember was Nikos taking me home and the sweet feeling of headbutting my pillow. When I woke up, I realised that I was actually good at this physics shit and that I had spent hours next to the girl I loved. I went on to the university, loony theories, a few minor awards and the funding from Demokritos. Up until today.”

  “And what happened to the girl?”

  “The girl didn’t learn much more of physics since then, but she stayed by my side, every day and every moment. She became my muse and then my fiance.”

  “Thalia.”

  “The same. Which reminds me, where’s my cellphone? I should call her.”

  “I have it next room so you are not disturbed.”

  “That’s fine, but fetch it for me now.”

  Ourania pursed her lips. “Certainly, but I suggest an exercise before you lose focus. It is proven to wield results in many specialists.”

  Yanni raised an eyebrow in elevated interest. “Nobelists?”

  “Truthfully no, a mere couple of patents. I assure you though that it has positive results.”

  “What sort of exercise is it?”

  “It’s quite simple. It’s called visualization.”

  “Nah, I don’t believe in that skata,” he said and went back to his cluttered office. He wiped off a piece of an equation from the whiteboard which had his complete focus.

  Ourania smiled and walked back into the kitchen. She checked to make sure the cellphone was turned off and began preparing his meal. Yanni had forgotten about calling his wife once more.

  Chapter 6i

  Ourania could see miss Meropi trying to peek inside through the windows.

  The old lady was a fragile bag of bones, clad in a black onesie, as it was customary to all Greek widows. She was holding a tupper of food, and was the world’s most pathetic ninja at that moment.

  Of course, Ourania failed to make the connection and did not laugh at all. In fact, due to the spilling microexpressions in her face, you could say she was furious.

  Miss Meropi was trying to stretch her aching body to see inside. She wore her glasses, which had a thickness matching the one on the window.

  Ourania picked up a dusting feather and crept up to the window. She opened it with a single swipe and began dusting its base.

  Miss Meropi was startled and fell back on the porch. The food did not spill.

  “Oh hello there,” Ourania said casually. Dusting and smiling.

  She stood up and dusted herself. “Hello little lady. I brought some food over for Yanni,” she said, as if no one had caught anyone sneaking around. “I heard dear Thalia had to go to her parents along with the kids and I said, ‘oh that skinny young lad could use a piece of mousaka.’ Didn’t know there was a woman around,” she said with obvious accusation.

  “Yes, we have some family troubles from Thalia’s side. I’m between jobs at the moment, so I thought I could drop in and take care of my cousin Yanni,” Ourania said, hoping that a plausible explanation would quench the gossip around the hood.

  Miss Meropi’s eyes darted around the inside of the house. Ourania’s small frame did little to block the view. “Troubles eh? It’s good of you to drop in on your cousin then. You are such a good girl,” she said, and squeezed her cheek.

  She passed the tupper over though the window.

  “Thank you.”

  “Well, I must be going then. I didn’t know that you were staying here, else I would have brought some more mousaka. You look like you need some feeding girl, you’re quite thin. I’ll have some pita tomorrow for you,” she said, inviting herself into more peeking around. She had enough gossip to get her through the day, for now.

  Miss Meropi turned around and left slowly, rubbing her hip.

  Chapter 6i^2

  “Order me a pizza!” Yanni said in the tone his son Georgie used to adopt. He was hugging a pillow on the bed.

  “Sure. Do you have any delivery catalogues?” Ourania asked and looked around.

  “Come on! Surely you can go online, or call them by tilting your head or something!”

  “Nope. Nothing like that. I need to use the phone like the rest of you humans.”

  “That makes no sense! Why didn’t they integrate a cellphone in you? Or wifi? Or a coffee machine?”

  “Because,” Ourania said underlining the point, “there exist dedicated machines capable of doing such things. When I need to do a phone call, I pick up a phone. When I need to get online, I turn on a laptop. As for the coffee, I think I find that insulting.”

  “Come on, you must have something cool!”

  “Yes, the more I think about it the more insulting it gets.”

  “A superpower. Oh! I know! Laser eyes! Do you have those?”

  “A coffee machine…” she muttered to herself as if she had something bitter in her mouth. She raised her hands open and looked at her navel, trying to guess where people would install such a thing.

  “Roller wheels?”

  She interrupted him with a firm finger in the air. “I have the ability to cultivate a distraction-free environment and the data necessary to trigger bouts of creative moments. I’d say that is cool enough,” she said, and added “hah!” just because it felt appropriate.

  Yanni said nothing for a while and sunk his face in the pillow.

  “No superpowers then,” he said with disappointment.

  “None.”
r />   Chapter 6i^3

  Ourania was chopping carrots in the kitchen.

  The drawer vibrated.

  She made sure Yanni was upstairs and closed the door. She picked up the phone.

  “Hey baby,” said Thalia with sweetness in her voice.

  Ourania spoke, mimicking Yanni’s voice. “Yasou.”

  “I know I’m not supposed to bother you all the time but I miss you. The kids miss you a lot. How are you?”

  “I’m fine. I think I’m close, this is all going well,” Ourania said with calculated coldness in her male tone.

  “Good. As long as you’re happy. Last time we spoke you were a bit distant.” Thalia approached the subject carefully, it was nagging her for days. The seed Ourania had planted in their earlier conversation had sprouted leaves.

  “Nai. Listen Thalia, I’ve had some time to see things clearly. It’s apparent that our previous arrangement wasn’t working for me.”

  “Arrangement? You mean us?”

  “Yeah, it’s obvious that it’s stifling my potential. I spoke with Hermes, they are delighted with the progress I’m making and they offered me a job whether I solve this or not. It’s what I always wanted.”

  “I wanted this too!”

  “No, what you wanted was me playing husband and wasting my time baby sitting.”

  Thalia cried out. “They are our kids!”

  “We could have had kids afterwards. A breakthrough in physics could only come to me at a young age. I knew deep down it was over for me if I played house with you, but I did it. And I’m sorry.”

  Thalia was sobbing and through her gasps, she asked, “What are you saying?”

  “I’m saying that I can’t deal with this right now, but I’ll make right with alimony. You can also keep the house of course. It’s too big for me anyway.”

  “You used to call me your muse, you know.”

  “I found a better one.”

  “Why?” Thalia was heartbroken and crying.

  “This is why. This, right now. Always a distraction. We will talk when I’m done. Bye,” said Ourania and hung up the phone. She finished chopping the carrots and threw half of them into a smoothie for Yanni.

  Chapter 6i^4

  Yanni was working.

  Good.

  Ourania looked around the house. It was filled with stuff. So much stuff. What did humans need all that stuff for? She carried a plastic bin in her hand. It was blue.

  She picked up a photo of the couple in a frame. Thalia was wearing too much makeup, and Yanni was standing proud in a suit. His outfit was black and her dress was white. There were lots of flowers around.

  Useless, Ourania thought to herself and threw it in the bin.

  Oh, another pacifier behind the furniture. That makes twelve now. It’s as if infants knew precisely where to throw one so as to maximize its hiding potential.

  Straight in the bin.

  She walked to the kid’s room. There were framed paintings on the wall. Ourania inspected the art and found it lacking. It followed none of the major schools and had too much whitespace. Not to mention the perspective was all wrong. She threw four of them in the bin. The last one she decided to leave there. It showed promise. The rest was spam.

  A football. Smaller than FIFA regulations. She picked it up in one hand, even though hers was quite petite. It was well worn. Did Yanni play football with Georgie? She attributed a ‘sentimental value’ tag on the ball and placed it back.

  She walked to the couple’s bedroom. A hair curler, AC powered. Yanni had no curls. His hair was short and scruffy. Useless. In the bin.

  She looked at Thalia’s dresser. Lots of containers with urine colored liquid. Olfactory experiences were important and could stimulate memory. Useful. She opened a box with a ribbon on it. The ribbon wasn’t actually holding the box together. Useless. In the bin.

  She pulled up a chair and rummaged through the upper closet. She found a white suitcase, small in size. It contained Georgie’s christening clothes, neatly folded inside, along with a blanket. They were too small for the child now, and his baby sister was female. They could not be reused for her christening. Useless. In the bin.

  She went in the bathroom. She squeezed a loofah in her hand. Sub-par scrubbing potential, the sponge was more efficient. Useless. In the bin.

  She looked in the mirror. Yanni had kept three used razors, as if they would sharpen themselves again at some point in the future. Increased oxidation. Useless. In the bin.

  She picked up some containers that were placed all around the bathroom like ornaments. Shampoo. Shampoo. Conditioner. Shampoo. Shampoo. Shampoo. She made a rough estimate on Yanni’s consumption and left one where it was. The rest was useless. In the bin.

  She walked downstairs and went outside to empty the blue bin in the garbage.

  She saw Miss Meropi walking like a bag of bones towards her, holding a tupper in her ageing hands. Sub-par nutrient potential. 70% indigestion possibility that would interfere with gnosis.

  “You really love that blue dress, don’t ya?” the old woman asked with a smile full of dentures and approached her next to the garbage bin.

  Unnecessary distractions, Ourania thought. Useless. In the bin.

  Chapter 7i

  “I wanna call Nikos. Give me my phone,” Yanni demanded.

  Ourania tried to distract him but he was fixated.

  “This is not a discussion. Just give me my phone gamoto!” He turned over pillows and rifled through the drawers.

  “You are upset, this will mess with our schedule…” she tried to say but he grabbed her by the shoulders.

  “Give me my phone. Now.”

  “Okay.” She went to the kitchen and brought it out from the drawer.

  He called his friend.

  The female voice on the other end simply said, “Yes?”

  “Hello… Sorry. I never got your name. I’m Yanni, give me Nikos please.”

  “Ashley. Nikos is working right now, I’d prefer not to disturb him. Tell me what you need and I’ll pass it on when he is done.”

  Yanni froze.

  “You are called Ashley? That’s not very muse-y a name.”

  Ashley giggled. “Indeed! That’s what Nikos calls me. I’ll make sure to tell him you…”

  Yanni hung up and instinctively took a step away from Ourania.

  Ashley.

  He called his muse Ashley.

  As in the crazy, lost-all her marbles bitch who had clung onto Nikos after a one night stand in Mykonos.

  As in the girl who followed him home, showed up on his doorstep and threatened to cut her veins right then and there if he didn’t love her back.

  There were many stories to tell with women Nikos had dumped one way or the other, but Ashley had been the cherry on top. She had sold all her belongings on Los Angeles and had come back to Athens to stay with Nikos. When he refused, she rented a place across the street and stalked him 24/7.

  Nikos was in a somewhat serious on and off relationship with Maria at that time, but he had gone on that trip to Mykonos and reveled in a bit of summer-time infidelity. To his mind it was nothing bad because Maria knew deep down the kind of bastard he was, and he never claimed to be anything but.

  Then Maria announced the pregnancy. Yanni could remember the expression on his friend’s face perfectly. The regret. The determination to do good, to change. The tears.

  Then Ashley stabbed the pregnant Maria around the block next to his house.

  It had been a mess of international proportions. Ashley had spun a tale at the American embassy claiming to be a victim, that she was the one Nikos was abandoning for the other woman, that he beat her for months and that he forced her to sell her property and give the money to him.

  They mobilized every person remotely related to Nikos to testify for him, but thankfully they managed to find a doctor in LA that proved Ashley was certified crazy.

  She got deported. Maria lived. The baby didn’t. They never spoke again.


  Nikos would not use the name lightly.

  That name alone could send him on a depressed week-long alcohol marathon.

  It was meant as a warning message to Yanni. Alarm bells rang in his mind and he looked around the house as if emerging from a haze.

  It looked emptier.

  “Everything okay?” asked Ourania with a smile.

  Chapter 7i^2

  “Stand back or I’ll destroy everything!” Yanni was screaming at her, legs opened with a pile of his notebooks and his whiteboard on the floor. He was clutching a lighter in one hand, and lighter-fuel in the other.

  He flicked the lighter a few times and illuminated the dark room with fire-hot light.

  Ourania responded calmly. “Is your apodeixis written there?”

  “No.”

  “Then why should I care if you destroy them?”

  “I’ve seen you how you keep every scribble I jot down! Don’t pretend you don’t care!” He was close to hysterical.

  “I keep them in case you need to backtrack to something. All I care is helping you solve your apodeixis.”

  “By keeping me prisoner?” he asked spitting out the words.

  “We must remove all distractions.”

  “You… You’ve thrown away half my stuff! You don’t let me talk to my wife. To my son!”

  “What would you sacrifice for a Nobel prize?”

  “Fuck the Nobel prize!” he screamed at her.

  Yanni dropped everything, started pacing up and down, biting his lips like a madman.