Spoiled Brats: Short Stories
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Dedication
Animals
Gifted
Semester Abroad
Sell Out
Guy Walks into a Bar
Family Business
The Tribal Rite of the Strombergs
Distractions
Played Out
Rip
Elf on the Shelf
Upper East Side Ghosts
Big Break
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Also by Simon Rich
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Copyright
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The characters and events in this book are fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.
Copyright © 2014 by Simon Rich
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Portions of this book have appeared, in slightly different form, in Medium.com (“Elf on the Shelf”) and The New Yorker / Condé Nast Publications (“Guy Walks into a Bar,” “Family Business,” “The Tribal Rite of the Strombergs,” and “Sell Out”). “Semester Abroad” was originally published in Funny or Die’s The Occasional © 2013, Funny or Die, Inc. All rights reserved.
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