Magic Gone Wild

by Judi Fennell

  “Oh, Zane, of course I will. I love you, you know.”

  “I do. How could I not? It’s not every day a man has someone give up all the magic in the world for him.”

  “But I didn’t, Zane.”

  “But you said—”

  “I don’t mean genie magic. I don’t need genie magic. I only need this. The magic of being in your arms. With that kind of magic, anything is possible.”

  Zane was lowering his head, her lips a whisper away, when a chartreuse beak poked between them.

  “Uh, hello? You two lovebirds might want to hold off on the smoochie stuff for a few more minutes.”

  Merlin was in the house. Er, bottle.

  “Stuffed and roasted, bird.”

  “Geez, you two really have no sense of humor.” He eyed the two of them. “Of course, I guess that’s understandable with the way you’re wrapped around each other.”

  “Merlin, is there something you need?” asked Vana.

  “Ah, such a leading question, Van.” Merlin sighed, then whipped two things out from behind his back.

  The first was a bottle of champagne. “Courtesy of Clotho. You’re able to drink it now, you know, Van. Clotho said to tell you she’s on Mount Damavand toasting the fact that you’ll never interfere with her weaving again. And, this,” he held out a wrapped gift box, “is from your sister. You might want to open it.”

  Vana took it from him and lifted the lid. “My gemstone!” The pink tourmaline had been set in a platinum setting.

  “She thought you’d like to have this as a keepsake since you can’t use your magic anymore. Oh, and whenever you’re ready, it’ll transport you out of the bottle. No hurry, though. There’s going to be a party going on out there. But no worries, you two. I know how to behave myself. So do the kids. Henry will keep the bottle all locked up, and Eirik will thump three times on the ceiling when the coast is clear. So, hang out, relax, whatever.” Merlin waggled his eyebrows. “Try to have some fun this time, will ya?”

  “Get lost, bird.” Zane pointed to the bottle’s opening.

  “Yeah, I figured that’s what you’d say.” Merlin sighed. “Seriously, you guys are no fun at all.” He disappeared in a puff of gold flames.

  Zane took the ring from the box and slid it onto Vana’s finger—the third one on her left hand. Where it belonged. “Merlin doesn’t know what he’s talking about, Vana. I think you’re a lot of fun.” He kissed her fingers. “Speaking of… what do you say about doing as he said?”

  She led him over to the bed. “I say, your wish is my command.”

  Epilogue

  “Check and mate.” Peter slid his knight to queen seven, then sat back and intertwined his fingers on his chest while the High Master stared at the board in consternation. “That’s 12,043 to 11,675. You’re catching up, Adham.”

  The High Master sighed and whisked the chessboard onto the shelf behind him with a twitch of his finger. “I swear, Peter, if you hadn’t been such a good friend to those be-wished individuals, not only wouldn’t I have entertained your idea of Vana and Zane together, but I would have sent you to your kind’s version of the Hereafter as soon as you’d gone into the Light.”

  “Then who’d give you a good game of chess? Every genie here is scared to cross you.”

  The High Master chuckled. “True. Who would have thought a mortal would keep me in check?”

  “Twelve thousand and forty-three times.”

  The High Master raised his glass of mint tea. “So, my friend, those ideas I directed to the team owner, the superintendent, and the network guy worked out rather well, wouldn’t you say? Are you pleased with the way things have worked out for your great-grandson?”

  “Pleased?” said Peter. “I’m thrilled. Vana was like a daughter to me. I couldn’t be happier. But what about you? Aren’t you upset that she’s lost her powers? Did you foresee that happening when you put Zane in her bottle?”

  The High Master grinned slyly over the rim of his glass. “Lost them? If something is lost that implies it can be found. A very interesting premise when it comes to genies.”

  “I’m not following you, Adham.”

  “Just because you beat me seven times in a row, Peter, does not mean you are the only master chess player here.”

  Peter acknowledged the truth of Adham’s statement with a toast of his own drink. “So what are you saying, exactly?”

  “As Vana said to Zane, everyone has magic inside them. It’s just a matter of tapping into it. And who but a genie to teach someone how to find the magic? I believe their daughter is the perfect candidate.”

  Peter spit out his tea. “Daughter? Why, no Harrison has had a daughter in two hundred years.”

  “Zane will be the first. And Vana will help her realize her full potential. Her full magical potential. By her second birthday, every one of those other be-wished individuals will be back to themselves.”

  “You mean, Henry and Fatima—”

  “And all the rest. Including the gargoyles. They’ll all be just fine.”

  Peter couldn’t speak.

  Especially when Adham added the final zinger. “Oh, and they’re going to name her Petra.”

  The End

  Author Note

  Djinn are religious figures in Islam, and while I tried to incorporate that history and culture into my world-building, this story is based more on U.S. pop-culture references. No disrespect or insult to anyone’s beliefs is intended.

  Nor was there any insult or disrespect intended toward the Grimm brothers and their legacy, but sometimes Merlin doesn’t know when to shut up. Honestly, the bird just gets so full of himself sometimes…

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  I Dream of Genies

  Now available from Sourcebooks Casablanca

  Scheherazade, the famed Arabian storyteller, had to come up with a thousand and one nights’ worth of tales to save herself.

  Eden should have it so easy.

  But at least her life wasn’t on the line like Scheherazade’s, so that was a plus. Her mind, though, was another matter. There was only so much magic a genie could do to pass three thousand years of confinement and not go mad.

  Unwilling to succumb to such madness, Eden flicked her wrists and snapped her fingers, her magic sending the butterflies, hummingbirds, and twirling glass balls she’d bewitched toward the ceiling of her bottle so she could have a better view through the hazy saffron glass. The rain of yet another Pacific Northwest storm streaked the storefront display window she’d inhabited for the last forty-five years, two months, and thirteen days. If the Arabian weaver of tales had used Eden’s last half century as the basis of the stories that had saved her life, the poor woman would have been dead before her first sunrise.

  “Mornin’, babe.” Obo, the cat she’d been cursed—or blessed, depending on one’s viewpoint—to share this latest part of her penance with, leapt onto the shelf beside her bottle, licking his Egg McMuffin breakfast from his whiskers. The cat was a master forager. “Whatcha lookin’ at?”

  “Wilson.” Eden nodded to the tree in front of the store. She’d watched it grow from a sapling to its current block-the-rest-of-the-world-from-view size for so long that she’d named it.

  “Kind of pitiful that you named a tree after a volleyball.”

  “It worked for Tom Hanks.”

  “Yeah, but he was stranded on a deserted island. You’ve got the bustle of the city and hundreds of people right in front of you to keep you company.”

  Hundreds of people she couldn’t interact with. She was on the outside looking in—well, actually, she was on the inside and wanting to get out. But the High Master had sealed her bottle with so much magic that nothing short of an explosion would set her free.

  “And me, of course.” The cat winked at her, his yellow eyes against his black fur making the motion noticeable. “You’ve always got me. I know I’m the bright spot in your day.”

  “In your dreams, Romeo.”

  “Sp
eaking of lover-boy, has he been by yet?” Obo nudged the copper ashtray with the mermaid cigarette holder out of the way and curled his tail around her bottle before plunking himself onto his belly. Mr. Murphy, the store owner, hadn’t shown up yet, so Obo could get away with hanging out here. Once the man did, however, all bets were off.

  It was a sad state of affairs to look forward to these daily chats with Obo, who was high on her list of Least Favorite Beings ever since he’d let her take the fall for his necklace heist from Ramses II’s tomb. It showed just how lonely and bored she was that she even deigned to talk to him, let alone looked forward to it. Other than her thoughts and her magic, she had only him to keep her company.

  Oh, and “lover-boy” Matt Ewing. Couldn’t forget him. And she didn’t. He was pretty unforgettable, and heavens knew, she thought about him more than she should.

  “No, he hasn’t been by. I guess this weather’s keeping him inside.” Almost every morning, Matt jogged around the corner of the store in those tight, form-hugging running clothes. The perspiration slicking his face, that sexy curling hair, the controlled, even grace of his movements had fueled her fantasies ever since Mr. Murphy had moved her glass bottle to the front window.

  “Or he could have had a hot date last night and it carried over.”

  Eden curled her legs under her, the curly toes of her slippers catching on the piping around the edge of the new sofa. She propped her elbow on the back cushion and plopped her chin onto her palm. “Thanks, Obo. That’s helpful.”

  The cat licked his paw and swiped it over his ear. “Just callin’ it like I see it.”

  Eden turned to look at him, brushing a wayward hummingbird out of the way, her gold shackle, er, bracelet flashing in the lone weak beam of sunlight that somehow fought its way through Wilson’s leaves and the steady rain. “And how do you see it, Obo? You’ve been to his house. What’s his world like?”

  The cat shuddered and tucked his paws beneath his chest. “A damn sight wetter than yours. You should be thankful you’re in this place. It’s a monsoon out there.”

  The cat could be tight-lipped when he wanted to be. Which was often. All she asked for was news of the outside world and its people, descriptions of the smells and sounds, and the general feeling of being free to come and go as she pleased, but other than getting Matt’s name out of Obo, the cat barely shared anything else. He had no idea how lucky he was to have the ability to go where and when he wanted.

  She definitely didn’t understand why he chose to be here. In this musty old shop, surrounded by things other people wanted to get rid of. How Mr. Murphy stayed in business was beyond her, because most of the stuff had been here as long as she had, and there certainly hadn’t been any runs on antique plant stands or tarnished brass headboards.

  Flicking her wrists again with the accompanying finger-snap that completed her Way of doing her magic, Eden arced a rainbow from one side of her bottle to the other, the purple ray disappearing into the shadow of the bottle’s neck. The butterflies immediately began flying through it, and the hummingbirds raced along the ribbons of color that matched their wings.

  She snapped her fingers again, and Humphrey poofed onto her arm like a trained parrot. The dragonlet, a baby dragon about the size of her palm and her latest “foster child,” reminded her of Bogart in his early movies, with a long face, high forehead, and large eyes, hence the name, though the dragon’s eyes were blue to Bogart’s brown.

  In that, Humphrey reminded her of the High Master, but Adham was such a lofty name for such a tiny thing. And besides, like the Humphrey of those on-demand movies, this Humphrey was on loan, too—until he reached unmanageable proportions, which, with a dragon, was usually around the one month mark, meaning she had about five days left with this one before the hormones kicked in.

  She stroked Humphrey’s golden scales, then pointed to the rainbow. He gave her the tiniest nip on her palm—full blown dragon love could be really painful—then fluttered his little wings, his strength increasing daily. Today was probably the last day he could fly with the butterflies. The hummingbirds were fast enough to evade his beak-like jaws, but the butterflies wouldn’t be a match; they’d more likely be lunch. But for today, he could play among the colors with them. Dragons loved rainbows.

  She did, too, because of the happiness they innately engendered, especially on dreary days like today. But rainbows were infrequent manifestations for her because, while Mr. Murphy couldn’t see in and most things couldn’t pass through the magical barrier of her bottle walls without her okay, rainbows required an inordinate amount of light and, therefore, could be seen. Light shining from a dusty, and supposedly empty, old bottle would definitely be noticed.

  “Uh, babe?” The gentle whoosh of Obo’s fur thrummed softly along the ribbed lower portion of her bottle as he brushed his tail against the outside. “The rain might be murder on pedestrian traffic, but it’s upped the vehicular kind. And the traffic light is red. A couple of interested kids, and your beacon there is going to get some notice.”

  Eden sighed, hating that he was right, but flicked her wrists anyway. The rainbow dissipated, leaving traces behind on the winged creatures. Humphrey sported a blue stripe down the ridge of his back and one of the iridescent Blue Morpho butterflies was going to have to change its name to Purple Morpho.

  “Why are you here again, Obo? With the free run you have of this town, I’d think this has to be the most boring place you could be.”

  Obo’s tail paused mid-flick and his ear twitched. “Ah, well, you know… I, uh, can’t talk to mortals without freaking them out, and none of the animals in this country have been on the planet as long as me. Who else can I share the good ol’ days with? You’re the closest I get to normal, babe.”

  Which was sad because nothing in her life had been normal from the moment she’d gone to live with the High Master over two thousand years ago following her parents’ death.

  Eden sighed and gathered her magic to summon a pomegranate smoothie on the teak inlay table next to the lime green sectional she’d ordered last month. The persimmon-colored pillows weren’t pulling the whole look together as she’d hoped. While she loved color, the backdrop of the saffron bottle made her art deco a little too avant-garde. Ah, well, she’d do some redecorating today to keep herself occupied. The satellite dish Faruq had given her for her birthday a few years ago came in handy.

  Not that she’d ever admit it to Faruq. The High Master’s vizier, charged with monitoring Genie Compliance, already had too much control of—and too much interest in—her life.

  She sipped the smoothie. The dish, and the high-def TV that had replaced the antiquated electronics she’d accumulated over the years, were gods-sends. Much easier to shop, teach herself new languages, keep abreast of changing societies and customs, and learn all about new technology and the selling power of J.D. Power and Associates. Not to mention, how to make smoothies.

  And with her bottle’s magical ability to alter its interior without changing the dimensions on the outside, she could order up a swimming pool and Mr. Murphy would never know the difference.

  Actually, maybe she’d do that. She’d like to hear Faruq’s comment when he found out he was going to have to magick up a couple thousand gallons of water. And as for getting it through the magic channels to her, well, that ought to give him a few fits.

  She took another sip of her smoothie. Such were the pleasures of her life.

  “Hey, that looks good.” Obo peered into her bottle, the tapered neck distorting his yellow irises until he looked like the Cyclops she’d seen off the coast of Crete that last summer she’d been on the outside. “Can you conjure one up for me?”

  Eden set her treat down on the Egyptian brazier topped with a circular mosaic tile platter she called an end table. Nothing like combining Old World and New. “Sorry, Obo, but my magic won’t leave the bottle for the mortal world while the stopper’s in.” Otherwise she would have zapped herself somewhere warm and sandy years ago.


  “Well, could you calm the butterflies down then? Their flapping wings are driving me nuts. And the dragon…” He shuddered and dropped his head onto his paws. “I don’t get that at all.”

  Humphrey did a loop-the-loop above her head and Eden held out her hand for him to land on as a reward. Baby dragons were so lovable and eager to please. Until they hit that unmanageable milestone—then their fiery heritage took over. It was a treat to be able to enjoy them at this stage, one far too rare for her liking.

  As for her other cohabitants, they were the only living things Faruq approved to be in her bottle. She’d tried to talk him into a kitten after a few hundred years of solitude, but he’d refused. Said kittens would grow up to be cats, and cats were sneaky. That any cat he gave her might be able to figure a way out of the bottle.

  It didn’t speak well to the High Master’s magic if his own vizier thought a cat could undo it, but Eden didn’t buy Faruq’s argument for one minute. Just one more thing he wanted to control about her.

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  Genie Knows Best

  Now available from Sourcebooks Casablanca

  Every wish comes with complications…

  November 17, approximately 10:00 p.m.

  Samantha Blaine held her breath and rubbed the copper lantern on the desk in her father’s office one more time. A little harder. A little longer.

  But still… nothing.

  No smoke, no genie, not even a dust bunny. She was being ridiculous; the thing was as much a genie lantern as Albert, her double-crossing, soon-to-be-fiancé—make that, her double-crossing, soon-to-be-ex-soon-to-be-fiancé—was Prince Charming.

  Useless. Albert thought she, like this lantern, was useless.

  “Trust me, Henley,” he’d said during the phone conversation she’d inadvertently overheard not ten minutes earlier. “Daddy’s little girl is clueless. Useless. On all fronts. Run the company? Her old man must have had another stroke back when he had that will drawn up. She’s incapable. Inept. Hell, she doesn’t even have a clue what I’m up to. She doesn’t have a clue about anything, so as soon as this memorial thing is over, I’ll get my ring on her finger and my hands on the contents of that safe. Then you’ll get your money.”