The Nicci Beauvoir Collection: The Complete Nicci Beauvoir Series

by Alexandrea Weis

  I placed my hands behind my back, feeling smug. “Damn, you’re good. You could give Michael Fagles a real run for his money as far as shrinks go.” I watched for his reaction, but those dark blue eyes remained unmoved. “And had you found me ready for a relationship,” I persisted, “was that supposed to be with you or did you have someone else in mind?”

  He shook his head and then headed to bathroom. “You’re impossible, Nicci. Go to bed before I say something we both will regret,” he shouted and then he slammed the bathroom door closed.

  Chapter 11

  Christmas morning I went downstairs early, still dressed in my robe and pajamas, to find Dallas, Uncle Lance, and my father sitting around the kitchen table with their heads together, whispering.

  “You guys look cozy.”

  All three pairs of eyes looked up at me.

  I walked over to the kitchen cabinet and took out a mug.

  “So what are the three of you scheming?” I asked as I reached for the coffee pot.

  “How to get the moron to go to BeBe’s party,” Uncle Lance answered. “Personally, I think we can pass on the moron and Eddie.”

  I rolled my eyes. “Can we please stop calling Michael the moron?”

  “My money is on Silicone Sammy,” Uncle Lance continued.

  “I think Eddie did it,” my father added.

  I almost started laughing. “What, are we starting a pool now?”

  “That’s not a bad idea,” Uncle Lance replied.

  “Please!” I joined them at the table. When I sat down, I saw the gun on the table in front of Dallas. “Where did you get that?” I asked him.

  Dallas nodded to my uncle as he picked up his coffee mug. “He gave it to me this morning.”

  “Sig Sauer P226,” Uncle Lance said. “Good gun. Standard issue for the CIA and FBI.”

  Dallas smiled behind his coffee mug. “So I’ve heard.”

  “The serial numbers have been burned off with acid,” Uncle Lance explained as he pointed to the gun, “so it’s clean. No one will be able to trace it.”

  I gawked at my uncle. “Should I even ask where you got that?”

  Uncle Lance smiled. “Your Uncle Carl Bordonaro.”

  Dallas almost choked on his coffee. His eyes grew in size as he stared at my uncle. “Carl Bordonaro, the mafia kingpin?”

  Uncle Lance laughed. “You know him?”

  Dallas cleared his throat nervously. “Oh, I’ve heard about him. He’s wanted by the feds and half the states east of the Mississippi.”

  “He’s an old friend,” Uncle Lance boasted, folding his arms across his chest. “Nicci’s known him all her life. He was even at her christening.”

  I peered down into my coffee and tried not to laugh. My uncle’s “old friends” would read like a who’s who of Mafia folklore. I was sure Dallas would be interrogating me in detail about that subject later on.

  My father stood up and frowned at his brother. “Lance, now is not the time to discuss your underworld connections. Perhaps we should get back to the party.”

  “Yeah,” Uncle Lance agreed. “I was just telling Dallas that I can get BeBe to invite Michael to her party.” He paused and grinned at Dallas. “BeBe and I go way back.”

  I raised my eyebrows at my uncle. “You and BeBe Comeaux? When did this happen?”

  Uncle Lance picked up his coffee mug from the table. “Years ago. Between wife number three and four,” he frowned, “I think.”

  At times, I still found it hard to believe my father and uncle were even related. One brother was so exuberant in the way he embraced life and the other seemed to be almost hiding from it. Sometimes I felt the only common bond they shared was their love for me.

  “Perhaps, Lance, you should say as little as possible to the Hoover sisters today about Nicci’s relationship with Dallas. We all know they’re the biggest gossips in town and you are lousy at keeping secrets. You might let something slip. So just play dumb.” My father patted his brother on the shoulder. “You can do that, can’t you?”

  Uncle Lance frowned. “Very funny, Billy.”

  Dallas leaned over to me. “Hoover sisters?”

  “The sound of Aunt Hattie and my Cousin Colleen’s laughter reminds my father of the vacuum cleaner,” I explained. “He has called them that for years.”

  My father smiled at Dallas. “Just wait. You’ll see.”

  * * *

  After breakfast, I went upstairs to quickly change into a comfortable pair of slacks and casual shirt. As Dallas came into my room, I made a hasty retreat down the stairs in hopes of avoiding him by hiding away in the kitchen.

  Two hours later, I was busy starting on the oyster stuffing for the holiday meal when Val walked into the kitchen. She sauntered past me to the refrigerator and took out a bottle of champagne. She searched until she found a towel, opened the bottle, poured out two highball glasses full of the gold liquid, and then put one of the glasses on the counter in front of me.

  “You need this,” she said, nodding to the champagne.

  “Val, it’s not even ten thirty,” I stated as I eyed the clock on the wall. “It’s a bit early.”

  “Drink,” she ordered, shoving the glass toward me.

  I took a sip of the champagne, glared back at her, and then placed the glass back on the counter.

  She raised her gray eyebrows at me. “So care to tell me what’s going on with you and the man with the fine ass?” She frowned and took a long sip from her glass before she spoke. “You’ve been in here all morning and he’s been out there.” She nodded to the kitchen door. “You’re avoiding Dallas. Why?”

  I shrugged as I stirred my oyster stuffing. “It’s just a spat. Last night he said some harsh things to me and I just don’t want to talk to him right now.”

  Val came closer to me, her blue eyes wide with curiosity. “What did he say?”

  I put down my spoon and looked over at Val, unsure if I wanted to rehash the entire unpleasantness. I picked up the glass of champagne from the counter and took a big sip. “He told me I still belonged to David,” I softly said as I placed my glass back down on the counter.

  “That’s it?” She frowned. “I thought you were going to tell me something good. But I can see his point. You do still belong to David.”

  I furrowed my brow and then picked up my spoon again. “But why would he say something like that?”

  Val put her glass down on the counter. “Because it’s the truth. Nicci, you’ve been holding on to everything that reminds you of David. The house in Hammond, the paintings, hell, you only took off the engagement ring David bought you a few months ago and he’s been gone for over two years now.” She paused as she placed her hand on her hip and watched me for a moment. “Grief is a funny thing, Nicci. One day it’s there like a fifty-pound weight sitting on your heart, the next, nothing. When I lost my Dan, well,” she shook her head, “I thought the world had ended, but it didn’t. When Katrina came and took everything I owned I thought the world had ended then too, but I’m still here. If Katrina taught me anything, it’s that nothing is permanent, nothing lasts, but at least we can look back and say, yeah, I had that, and damn, it was grand. You had something great with David, and now you have another chance for something else with Dallas.”

  “Dallas?” I rebelled at the notion. “I can’t figure him out. I don’t know what is real and what is not with him.”

  She picked up her drink. “Could be a whole lot of fun finding out one way or the other.”

  “Hey there!” Dallas called out as he stuck his head through the kitchen door. “Can I do anything?”

  “Why don’t you come in here and help this poor girl out.” Val waved him into the room. “I’ll just go and see what the dynamic duo is up to.” She walked toward the kitchen door, turned one more time to me, and winked before she departed.

  “So, ah,” Dallas glanced around the kitchen, “what can I do?”

  “I don’t know. Can you do anything?”

  “I
could make dessert. How does chocolate mousse sound?”

  I raised my eyebrows in surprise. “You can make that?”

  He leered at me. “Sweet cheeks, you would be amazed at what I can do in the kitchen.”

  “Oh, for God’s sake.” I rolled my eyes and then went over to my oyster dressing on the counter by the stove and turned my back to him.

  I could hear him behind me rummaging through the pantry and refrigerator muttering, but I did not offer any assistance. I figured the less we said to each other, the better.

  “You’re very quiet,” he commented, disrupting the peace in the kitchen.

  I looked over into his frosty eyes and my heart fell to my knees. Suddenly every breath from him felt as if it would unhinge me, and the smell of his cologne sent my stomach into knots. Why was I reacting like this? Why was he starting to eat away at me like some voracious flesh-eating bacteria? I concentrated on keeping my face free of any hint as to the upheaval raging inside of me.

  “Am I?” I shrugged nonchalantly. “Maybe I’m just preoccupied with all this cooking.”

  “No,” he pressed as he came around the counter and stood next to me. “You’re nervous about something.” He paused as his eyes inspected my face. “Is it perhaps…me?”

  “Very funny. I still belong to someone else, remember?” I threw my spoon on the counter, picked up my bowl, and turned toward the stove.

  Dallas stood leaning on the edge of the counter for what seemed like an eternity, grinning at me.

  “What?” I yelled, unable to take his probing eyes anymore.

  He leaned back and crossed his arms over his chest. “It got to you, didn’t it? What I said last night about David. You’ve been thinking about it all morning, haven’t you, and you’ve realized I was right.”

  I frowned at him. “You’re wrong, Dallas. I know that may be something of a blow to your ego, considering you think you’re right about everything.”

  He cocked his head slightly to the side as he thought for a moment. “So if that isn’t it, then what is bothering you?” He moved in closer to me. “I’ve got all day, Nicci.”

  I slammed my bowl of oyster stuffing down on the stove but said nothing to him.

  He gave a frustrated sigh and uncrossed his arms. “Things would go a lot easier for both of us if you would stop fighting with me at every opportunity and try to relax. And next time I reach for you in front of people, try not to recoil like I have the plague.”

  And I thought I had been doing such a good job of keeping my emotions in check. “Have I been doing that?” I asked innocently.

  “Not so much with your body but,” he paused, “definitely with your eyes. Maybe if you tell me why you’re acting like this we could come up with a solution.”

  He was standing at my kitchen counter seeming completely at ease. But I knew that was an illusion. That was what he wanted everyone to see.

  “I don’t get you. One minute you’re kind and caring when we’re putting on a show for everyone and then when we’re alone, you’re as cold as winter in New York.” I took a breath. “Which one is the real you?”

  He lowered his gaze to the floor and took a few moments before he responded. “Sometimes I don’t even know where the job ends and I begin. Too many years of working undercover will do that to a person, or so I’ve been told.”

  I took a step toward him. “Perhaps it’s time for you to reconsider your career choice.”

  He moved away from me and walked over to pick up a pot from the stove. “I promise to do better.” He turned back to me. “If you promise to try to relax. All right?” He smiled and the mood in the kitchen suddenly brightened. He set the control knob on the stovetop to high and the gas burner exploded with a blue flame. He gave an enthusiastic clap of his hands and declared, “Now let’s get this dinner started.”

  * * *

  Dallas and I were working away together in the kitchen when suddenly I heard the most familiar squeal.

  I gasped aloud. “Oh, no!”

  Dallas glanced up from his mousse. “What?”

  I didn’t answer him and headed straight for the kitchen door, but before I could reach the exit, the door swung open before me. There standing in the entrance was my Aunt Hattie.

  She was dressed in a red and green skirt and top that accentuated her round figure. Her brown hair was teased atop her head in a style that harkened back to the sixties. But the bowl-like coif did little to enhance her plain, pale features and big brown eyes.

  “Aunt Hattie,” I said as I went over to greet her. “How nice you, ah, smell,” I added, noting the heavy aroma of gardenias suddenly filling the kitchen.

  “Hello, Nicci, dear,” Aunt Hattie stated as she walked briskly past me. She stopped a few feet away from Dallas. “So you’re the architect?” She looked him up and down like a used car salesman sizing up a customer. “Valie just told me about the two of you. I think it’s wonderful my niece has finally met a nice guy.” She spun around to me and smiled. “Not that the gigolo wasn’t a nice man, Nicci, but an architect…” She turned her attention back to Dallas. “I set her up with a doctor once, but that didn’t work out.” She paused and studied Dallas again. “You don’t look like an architect.”

  Dallas laughed as he patted his flour-covered hands together. “What do I look like?”

  “Another gigolo.”

  “Aunt Hattie!” I yelled.

  Aunt Hattie just shrugged. “Well, it’s true, Nicci. He is too good looking to be an architect.”

  Dallas grinned as he folded his arms over his chest. “So you’ve had a great deal of experience with architects?”

  Aunt Hattie spied the food on the counter and shrugged. “No.”

  “Then how about with gigolos?” Dallas asked.

  My aunt just stared at him.

  At this point, I figured I was beyond humiliation.

  Then Aunt Hattie started laughing, sucking in large gasps of air and snorting loudly.

  I saw Dallas place his hand discreetly over his mouth, trying to hide his laughter.

  “Oh,” Aunt Hattie snorted once more at me, “he’s good.” She turned from me to Dallas, smiled, and as quickly as she had entered the kitchen, was out the door again.

  Dallas grabbed the counter. “Where’s Val’s champagne?” he asked.

  “In the fridge, why?”

  “Because I’m going to need a whole bottle to get through an afternoon with your aunt,” he said as he pointed to the kitchen door.

  I grinned at him. “Just wait. You haven’t met Colleen yet.”Dallas and I entered the den to find my family gathered about a petite woman dressed in a pink sweater and tight pink jeans. Her bleached blonde hair was teased out to monumental proportions. She was arm in arm with a tall, very thin young man with reddish hair and deep brown eyes.

  Colleen came trotting over to me in her high-heeled pink shoes. “Nicci!” she squealed.

  I hugged my cousin and for a moment I was back in time at Myra Chopin’s debutante tea party, giving encouragement to an insecure girl who did not think she was pretty enough for the boys.

  “So who’s the hunk?” Colleen whispered in my ear.

  “Colleen,” I motioned to Dallas, standing behind me, “this is Dallas August. He’s an architect from New York.”

  Colleen extended a hand covered in gold rings and tinkling bracelets.

  “Colleen. I’ve heard so much about you,” Dallas said as he leaned forward and took her hand.

  Colleen started laughing, or should I say vacuuming. “Oh, he’s a charmer, Nicci.” Colleen snorted. “Ray?” she turned to the lean man standing behind her. “Ray, this is my cousin Nicci and her boyfriend Dallas.” She put her arm around the young man’s waist. “This is Ray Phillips. We met in astrology class.”

  “Astronomy class,” Ray’s unusually deep voice corrected her as his brown eyes darted nervously from me to Dallas.

  Colleen tweaked Ray’s nose playfully. “It’s all about the stars, right, dear?�
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  I noticed Dallas was standing beside me, his mouth slightly ajar.

  A tall, slender, gray-haired man casually sauntered up to me and kissed my cheek. “Hello, Nicci.”

  I smiled at him. “Hello, Uncle Ned.”

  Uncle Ned’s mellow demeanor always contradicted his overly excitable wife and flamboyant stepdaughter. I noticed how Uncle Ned’s deep-set brown eyes made him look more skeptical than sinister as he turned to Dallas.

  Uncle Ned extended his hand. “So you’re the architect?”

  “Yes, I am,” Dallas confirmed, shaking my uncle’s hand.

  “Dallas,” I said as I nodded to my uncle, “this is Aunt Hattie’s husband, Ned Vasterling. He’s an attorney and works with my father.”

  The two men gave each other a friendly nod, and then Uncle Ned went to the couch to join my father and Uncle Lance, who were parked in front of the big screen television waiting for the football game to begin. Val was at the bar talking with Aunt Hattie, and Colleen was staring into Ray’s brown eyes.

  “We eat in about half an hour,” I announced to the room, but no one noticed. I shrugged and headed back toward the kitchen with Dallas following close behind.

  “Now I see why you became a writer,” Dallas remarked as we entered the kitchen. “With characters like that in your life, what else could you be?”

  I laughed. “A serial killer?”

  He went back to his dessert. “Are there any more family members I should know about?”

  I went back to preparing the biscuits. “No, this is it.” I sighed. “Before the storm, Christmas Day was always a big formal affair at Val’s house by the lake with Val’s two sons, Ned and Ed, and a few friends. So this year is a bit of a change.”

  Dallas laughed as he spooned the mousse into some dessert cups. “I can’t wait until New Year’s.”

  I laid some of the biscuits on a baking sheet and looked over at Dallas. I watched how his hands skillfully filled the dessert cups with the thick chocolate concoction.

  “You’re pretty good in the kitchen,” I professed. “Where did you learn to cook?”

  He tossed the spoon into the empty bowl, pushed it away, and glanced over at me. “My mother was a chef. She had a little restaurant in Connecticut where I was raised. I would help her after school and on weekends. She taught me a lot about food.”