I Funny: A Middle School Story
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CHAPTER 58: RAFE KHATCHADORIAN IS A BIG FAT IDIOT
CHAPTER 59
CHAPTER 60: STALLING FOR TIME
CHAPTER 61: JEANNE GALLETTA IS IN TROUBLE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE
CHAPTER 62: GAME OVER
CHAPTER 63: SOMETHING ELSE
CHAPTER 64: THOU SHALT (NOT) VANDALIZE
CHAPTER 65: TWO MINUTES LATER…
CHAPTER 66: TIME OUT (AGAIN)
CHAPTER 67: HOUSE ARREST
CHAPTER 68: THE VERY WORST PART
CHAPTER 69: THE FAMOUS POLICE CAR INCIDENT
CHAPTER 70: MOM
CHAPTER 71: IT HAD TO HAPPEN SOMETIME
CHAPTER 72: THE BIG E
CHAPTER 73: MOM ISN’T FINISHED
CHAPTER 74: AN EXPLANATION
CHAPTER 75: THE BIG CATCH
CHAPTER 76: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
ABOUT THE AUTHORS
COPYRIGHT
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ISBN: 978-0-316-13470-5
Table of Contents
FRONT COVER IMAGE
WELCOME
DEDICATION
CHAPTER 1: I’M RAFE KHATCHADORIAN, TRAGIC HERO
CHAPTER 2: THE MIDDLE SCHOOL/MAX SECURITY PRISON
CHAPTER 3: AT LEAST I’VE GOT LEO
CHAPTER 4: RAH, RAH, RAH, YADA, YADA, YADA…
CHAPTER 5: THOSE OH-SO-CRUEL RULES
CHAPTER 6: EUREKA!
CHAPTER 7: CHAOS
CHAPTER 8: MY HOME PAGE
CHAPTER 9: CHECK THIS OUT
CHAPTER 10: CHECK THIS OUT, PART II
CHAPTER 11: GEORGIA ON MY NERVES
CHAPTER 12: SO THIS IS WHAT MOTIVATION FEELS LIKE!
CHAPTER 13: OFF AND RUNNING
CHAPTER 14: RULES WERE MADE FOR BREAKING
CHAPTER 15: WRITE AND WRONG
CHAPTER 16: THIN ICE IS BETTER THAN NO ICE AT ALL
CHAPTER 17: NEW RULE
CHAPTER 18: TEACHERS WANT TO BREAK ME, BUT I DON’T BREAK
CHAPTER 19: APPLE PIE AND CINNAMON
CHAPTER 20: MILLER THE KILLER RUINS DETENTION DAY
CHAPTER 21: MORE BAD NEWS
CHAPTER 22: AND TO TOP IT OFF…
CHAPTER 23: WHAT’S THE POINT, ANYWAY?
CHAPTER 24: I’LL TAKE THE DRAGON LADY OVER THE BEAR ANY DAY
CHAPTER 25: TIME OUT…
CHAPTER 26: REVENGE FOR SALE
CHAPTER 27: CRACKING THE DRESS CODE
CHAPTER 28: KICKIN’ IT, DUNGEON-STYLE
CHAPTER 29: HIS MAJESTY, THE LIZARD KING
CHAPTER 30: WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL?
CHAPTER 31: DINNER FOR THREE AT SWIFTY’S DINER
CHAPTER 32: SCUM
CHAPTER 33: HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
CHAPTER 34: NORMAL
CHAPTER 35: MILLER STRIKES AGAIN
CHAPTER 36: WHAT NOW?
CHAPTER 37: BUSTED!
CHAPTER 38: THE DARK AGES
CHAPTER 39: JEANNE, JEANNE, JEANNE
CHAPTER 40: CHARITY CASE
CHAPTER 41: REPORT CARD TIME—ALL A’S—YAY!
CHAPTER 42: HO, HO, HO
CHAPTER 43: SHORT AND SWEET, BUT MOSTLY JUST SHORT
CHAPTER 44: LOST AND FOUND
CHAPTER 45: FIRST-DAY-BACK BLUES
CHAPTER 46: DOING TIME WITH SERGEANT STRICKER
CHAPTER 47: DOWN THE DRAIN
CHAPTER 48: YOU TELL ME
CHAPTER 49: COPYCAT
CHAPTER 50: IT WAS WORTH A SHOT, ANYWAY
CHAPTER 51: TWO TO TUTOR
CHAPTER 52: PLAY-BY-PLAY
CHAPTER 53: TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS
CHAPTER 54: SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT
CHAPTER 55: IS IT STILL BULLYING IF YOU’RE BULLYING THE BULLY?
CHAPTER 56: TEN PAGES AND A LIE
CHAPTER 57: INTO THE HOMESTRETCH
CHAPTER 58: RAFE KHATCHADORIAN IS A BIG FAT IDIOT
CHAPTER 59
CHAPTER 60: STALLING FOR TIME
CHAPTER 61: JEANNE GALLETTA IS IN TROUBLE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE
CHAPTER 62: GAME OVER
CHAPTER 63: SOMETHING ELSE
CHAPTER 64: THOU SHALT (NOT) VANDALIZE
CHAPTER 65: TWO MINUTES LATER…
CHAPTER 66: TIME OUT (AGAIN)
CHAPTER 67: HOUSE ARREST
CHAPTER 68: THE VERY WORST PART
CHAPTER 69: THE FAMOUS POLICE CAR INCIDENT
CHAPTER 70: MOM
CHAPTER 71: IT HAD TO HAPPEN SOMETIME
CHAPTER 72: THE BIG E
CHAPTER 73: MOM ISN’T FINISHED
CHAPTER 74: AN EXPLANATION
CHAPTER 75: THE BIG CATCH
CHAPTER 76: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
ABOUT THE AUTHORS
COPYRIGHT