The Sherlock Holmes Megapack: 25 Modern Tales by Masters: 25 Modern Tales by Masters

by Michael Kurland

  I left Lestrade the task of tracking them further on the continent, letting him take the official credit if they could be found, and promised to break the news to Lord Hemming and his daughter.

  While the official credit would go to no one, as the trio was never located, I was quick to applaud the work of my associate and am proud to publicly state it in these pages.

  His reply, “Elementary, my dear Holmes,” was well earned.

  —Baker Street

  London, 1904

  THE ADVENTURE OF THE VOORISH SIGN, by Richard A. Lupoff

  It was by far the most severe winter London had known in human memory, perhaps since the Romans had founded their settlement of Londinium nearly two millennia ago. Storms had swept down from the North Sea, cutting off the Continent and blanketing the great metropolis with thick layers of snow that were quickly blackened by the choking fumes of ten thousand charcoal braziers, turning to a treacherous coating of ice when doused with only slightly warmer peltings of sleet.

  Even so, Holmes and I were snug in our quarters at 221B Baker Street. The fire had been laid, we had consumed a splendid dinner of meat pasties and red cabbage served by the ever reliable Mrs Hudson, and I found myself dreaming over an aged brandy and a pipe while Holmes devoted himself to his newest passion.

  He had raided our slim exchequer for sufficient funds to purchase one of Mr Emile Berliner’s new gramophones, imported by Harrods of Brompton Road. He had placed one of Mr Edison’s new disk recordings on the machine, advertised as a marked improvement over the traditional wax cylinders. But the sounds that emerged from the horn were neither pleasant nor tuneful to my ears. Instead they were of a weird and disquieting nature, seemingly discordant yet suggestive of strange harmonies which it would be better not to understand.

  As I was about to ask Holmes to shut off the contraption the melody came to an end and Holmes removed the needle from its groove.

  Holmes pressed an upraised finger against his thin lips and sharply uttered my name. “Watson!” he repeated as I lowered my pipe. The brandy snifter had very nearly slipped from my grasp but I was able to catch it in time to prevent a disastrous spill.

  “What is it, Holmes?” I inquired.

  “Listen!”

  He held one hand aloft, an expression of intense concentration upon his saturnine features. He nodded toward the shuttered windows which gave out upon Baker Street.

  “I hear nothing except the whistle of the wind against the eaves,” I told him.

  “Listen more closely.”

  I tilted my head, straining to hear whatever it was that had caught Holmes’s attention. There was a creak from below, followed by the sound of a door opening and closing, and a rapping of knuckles against solid wood, the latter sound muffled as by thin cloth.

  I looked at Holmes, who pressed a long finger against his lips, indicating that silence was required. He nodded toward our door, and in a few moments I heard the tread of Mrs Hudson ascending to our lodging. Her sturdy pace was accompanied by another, light and tentative in nature.

  Holmes drew back our front door to reveal our landlady, her hand raised to knock.

  “Mr Holmes!” she gasped.

  “Mrs Hudson, I see that you have brought with you Lady Fairclough of Pontefract. Will you be so kind as to permit Lady Fairclough to enter, and would you be so good as to brew a hot cup of tea for milady. She must be suffering from her trip through this wintry night.”

  Mrs Hudson turned away and made her way down the staircase while the slim, young woman who had accompanied her entered our sitting room with a series of long, graceful strides. Behind her, Mrs Hudson had carefully placed a carpetbag valise upon the floor.

  “Lady Fairclough,” Holmes addressed the newcomer, “may I introduce my associate, Dr Watson. Of course you know who I am, which is why you have come to seek my assistance. But first, please warm yourself by the fire. Dr Watson will fetch a bottle of brandy with which we will fortify the hot tea that Mrs Hudson is preparing.”

  The newcomer had not said a word, but her face gave proof of her astonishment that Holmes had known her identity and home without being told. She wore a stylish hat trimmed in dark fur and a carefully tailored coat with matching decorations at collar and cuffs. Her feet were covered in boots that disappeared beneath the lower hem of her coat.

  I helped her off with her outer garment. By the time I had placed it on the coat rack Lady Fairclough was comfortably settled in our best chair, holding slim hands toward the cheerily dancing flames. She had removed her gloves and laid them with seemingly careless precision across the wooden arm of her chair.

  “Mr Holmes,” she said in a voice that spoke equally of cultured sensitivity and barely repressed terror, “I apologize for disturbing you and Dr Watson at this late hour, but—”

  “There is no need for apologies, Lady Fairclough. On the contrary, you are to be commended for having the courage to cross the Atlantic in the midst of winter, and the captain of the steamship Murania is to be congratulated for having negotiated the crossing successfully. It is unfortunate that our customs agents delayed your disembarkation as they did, but now that you are here, perhaps you will enlighten Dr Watson and myself as to the problem which has beset your brother, Mr Philip Llewellyn.”

  If Lady Fairclough had been startled by Holmes’s recognizing her without introduction, she was clearly amazed beyond my meager powers of description by this statement. She raised a hand to her cheek, which showed a smoothness of complexion and grace of curve in the flattering glow of the dancing flames.

  “Mr Holmes!” she exclaimed, “how did you know all that?”

  “It was nothing, Lady Fairclough, one need merely keep one’s senses on the alert and one’s mind active.” A glance that Holmes darted in my direction was not welcome but I felt constrained from protesting in the presence of a guest and potential client.

  “So you say, Mr Holmes, but I have read of your exploits and in many cases they seem little short of supernatural,” Lady Fairclough replied.

  “Not in the least. Let us consider the present case. Your valise bears the paper label of the Blue Star Line. The Murania and the Lemuria are the premiere ocean liners of the Blue Star Line, alternating upon the easterly and westerly transatlantic sea lanes. Even a fleeting glance at the daily shipping news indicates that the Murania was due in Liverpool early this morning. If the ship made port at even so late an hour as ten o’clock, in view of the fact that the rail journey from Liverpool to London requires a mere two hours, you should have reached our city by noon. Another hour at most from the rail terminus to Baker Street would have brought you to our door by one o’clock this afternoon. And yet,” concluded Holmes, glancing at the ormolu clock that rested upon our mantle, “you arrive at the surprising hour of ten o’clock post meridian.”

  “But, Holmes,” I interjected, “Lady Fairclough may have had other errands to perform before coming to us.”

  “No, Watson, no. I fear that you have failed to draw the proper inference from that which you have surely observed. You did note, did you not, that Lady Fairclough has brought her carpetbag with her?”

  I pled guilty to the charge.

  “Surely, had she not been acting in great haste, Lady Fairclough would have gone to her hotel, refreshed herself, and left her luggage in her quarters there before travelling to Baker Street. The fact that she has but one piece of luggage with her gives further testimony to the urgency with which she departed her home in Canada. Now, Watson, what could have caused Lady Fairclough to commence her trip in such haste?”

  I shook my head. “I confess that I am at a loss.”

  “It was but eight days ago that the Daily Mail carried a dispatch marked Marthyr Tydhl, a town situated on the border of England and Wales, concerning the mysterious disappearance of Mr Philip Llewellyn. There would have been time for word to reach Lady Fairclough in Pontefract by transatlantic cable. Fearing that delay in travelling to the port and boarding the Murania would cause int
olerable delay, Lady Fairclough had her maid pack the fewest possible necessities in her carpetbag. She then made her way to Halifax, whence the Murania departed, and upon reaching Liverpool this morning would have made her way at once to London. Yet she arrived some eleven hours later than she might have been expected to do. Since our rail service remains uninterrupted in even the most severe of climatic conditions, it can only have been the customs service, equally notorious for their punctilio and their dilatory conduct, who could be responsible.”

  Turning once more to Lady Fairclough, Holmes said, “In behalf of Her Majesty’s Customs Service, Lady Fairclough, I tender my apologies.”

  There was a knock at the door, and Mrs Hudson appeared, bearing a tray with hot tea and cold sandwiches. This she placed upon the table, then took her leave.

  Lady Fairclough looked at the repast and said, “Oh, I simply could not.”

  “Nonsense,” Holmes insisted. “You have completed an arduous journey and face a dangerous undertaking. You must keep up your strength.” He rose and added brandy to Lady Fairclough’s tea, then stood commandingly over her while she consumed the beverage and two sandwiches.

  “I suppose I was hungry after all,” she admitted at last. I was pleased to see some colour returning to her cheeks. I had been seriously concerned regarding her well-being.

  “Now, Lady Fairclough” said Holmes, “it might be well for you to go to your hotel and restore your strength with a good night’s slumber. You do have a reservation, I trust.”

  “Oh, of course, at Claridge’s. A suite was ordered for me through the courtesy of the Blue Star Line. But I could not rest now, Mr Holmes. I am far too distraught to sleep until I have explained my need to you, and received your assurance that you and Dr Watson will take my case. I have plenty of money, if that is a concern.”

  Holmes indicated that financial details could wait, but I was pleased to be included in our guest’s expression of need. So often I find myself taken for granted, while in fact I am Holmes’s trusted associate, as he has himself acknowledged on many occasions.

  “Very well,” Holmes nodded, seating himself opposite Lady Fairclough. “Please tell me your story in your own words, being as precise with details as possible.”

  Lady Fairclough drained her cup and waited while Holmes filled it once again with brandy and a spot of Darjeeling. She downed another substantial draught, then launched upon her narrative.

  “As you know, Mr Holmes—and Dr Watson—I was born in England of old stock. Despite our ancient Welsh connections and family name, we have been English for a thousand years. I was the elder of two children, the younger being my brother, Philip. As a daughter I saw little future for myself in the home islands, and accepted the proposal of marriage tendered by my husband, Lord Fairclough, whose Canadian holdings are substantial and who indicated to me a desire to emigrate to Canada and build a new life there, which we would share.”

  I had taken out my notebook and fountain pen and begun jotting notes.

  “At about this time my parents were both killed in a horrendous accident, the collision of two trains in the Swiss Alps while vacationing abroad. Feeling that an elaborate wedding would be disrespectful of the deceased, Lord Fairclough and I were quietly married and took our leave of England. We lived happily in Pontefract, Canada, until my husband disappeared.”

  “Indeed,” Holmes interjected, “I had read of Lord Fairclough’s disappearance. I note that you refer to him as your husband rather than your late husband still, nor do I see any mourning band upon your garment. Is it your belief that your husband lives still?”

  Lady Fairclough lowered her eyes for a moment as a flush rose to her cheeks. “Although ours was somewhat a marriage of convenience, I find that I have come to love my husband most dearly. There was no discord between us, if you are concerned over such, Mr Holmes.”

  “Not in the least, Lady Fairclough.”

  “Thank you.” She sipped from her teacup. Holmes peered at it, then refreshed its contents once again. “Thank you,” Lady Fairclough repeated.

  “My husband had been corresponding with his brother-in-law—my brother—and, after my brother’s marriage, with my brother’s wife for some time before he disappeared.

  “I saw the envelopes as they came and went, but I was never permitted to so much as lay eyes on their contents. After reading each newly delivered letter, my husband would burn it and crush the ashes beyond recovery. After receiving one very lengthy letter—I could tell it was lengthy by the heft of the envelope in which it arrived—my husband summoned carpenters and prepared a sealed room which I was forbidden to enter. Of course I obeyed my husband’s command.”

  “A wise policy,” I put in. “One knows the story of Bluebeard.”

  “He would lock himself in his private chamber for hours at a time, sometimes days. When he disappeared, in fact, I half expected him to return at any moment.” Lady Fairclough put her hand to her throat. “Please,” she said softly, “I beg your pardon for the impropriety, but I feel suddenly so warm.” I glanced away, and when I looked back at her I observed that the top button of her blouse had been undone.

  “My husband has been gone now for two years, and all have given him up for dead save myself, and I will concede that even my hopes are of the faintest sort. During the period of correspondence between my husband and my brother, my husband began to absent himself from all human society from time to time. Gradually the frequency and duration of his disappearances increased. I feared I knew not what—perhaps that he had become addicted to some drug or unspeakable vice for the indulging in which he preferred isolation. I inferred that he had caused the construction of the sealed room for this purpose, and determined that I should learn its secret.”

  She bowed her head and drew a series of long, sobbing breaths which caused her graceful bosom visibly to heave. After a time she raised her face. Her cheeks were wet with tears. She resumed her narrative.

  “I summoned a locksmith from the village and persuaded him to aid me in gaining entry. When I stood at last in my husband’s secret chamber I found myself confronting a room completely devoid of feature. The ceiling, the walls, the floor were all plain and devoid of ornament. There were neither windows nor fireplace, not any other avenue of egress from the room.”

  Holmes nodded, frowning. At length he asked, “There was nothing noteworthy about the room, then?”

  “Yes, Mr Holmes, there was.” Lady Fairclough’s response startled me so I nearly dropped my fountain pen, but I recovered and returned to my note-taking.

  “At first the room seemed a perfect cube. The ceiling, floor, and four walls each appeared absolutely square and mounted at a precise right angle to one another. But as I stood there, they seemed to—I suppose, shift is the closest I can come to it, Mr Holmes, but they did not actually move in any familiar manner. And yet their shape seemed to be different, and the angles to become peculiar, obtuse, and to open onto other—how to put this—dimensions.”

  She seized Holmes’s wrist in her graceful fingers and leaned toward him, pleadingly. “Do you think I am insane, Mr Holmes? Has my grief driven me to the brink of madness? There are times when I think I can bear no more strangeness.”

  “You are assuredly not insane,” Holmes told her. “You have stumbled upon one of the strangest and most dangerous of phenomena, a phenomenon barely suspected by even the most advanced of mathematical theoreticians and spoken of even by them in only the most cautious of whispers.”

  He withdrew his arm from her grasp, shook his head, and said, “If your strength permits, you must continue your story, please.”

  “I will try,” she answered.

  I waited, fountain pen poised above notebook.

  Our visitor shuddered as with a fearsome recollection. “Once I had left the secret room, sealing it behind myself, I attempted to resume a normal life. It was days later that my husband reappeared, refusing as usual to give any explanation of his recent whereabouts.

  “Sho
rtly after this a dear friend of mine living in Quebec City gave birth to a child. I had gone to be with her when word was received of the great Pontefract earthquake. In this disaster a fissure appeared in the earth and our house was completely swallowed. I was, fortunately, left in a state of financial independence, and have never suffered from material deprivation. But I have never again seen my husband. Most believe that he was in the house at the time of its disappearance, and was killed at once, but I retain a hope, however faint, that he may somehow have survived.”

  She paused to compose herself, then resumed.

  “But I fear I am getting ahead of myself. It was shortly before my husband ordered the construction of his sealed room that my brother, Philip, announced his engagement and the date of his impending nuptials. I thought the shortness of his intended period of engagement was unseemly, but in view of my own marriage and departure to Canada so soon after my parents’ death, I was in no position to condemn Philip.

  “My husband and I booked passage to England, on the Lemuria in fact, and from Liverpool made our way to the family lands in Marthyr Tydhl.”

  She shook her head as if to free it of an unpleasant memory.

  “Upon arriving at Anthracite Palace I was shocked by my brother’s appearance.”

  At this point I interrupted our guest with a query.

  “Anthracite Palace? Is that not an unusual name for a family manse?”

  “Our family residence was so named by my ancestor, Sir Llewys Llewellyn, who built the family fortune and the manor by operating a network of successful coal mines. As you are probably aware, the region is rich in anthracite. The Llewellyns pioneered modern mining methods which rely upon gelignite explosives to loosen banks of coal for the miners to remove from their native sites. In the region of Marthyr Tydhl, where the Anthracite Palace is located, the booming of gelignite charges is heard to this day, and stores of the explosive are kept at the mine-heads.”