So I kissed down her neck, and to the spot where her cleavage had been pressing up through her robes and distracting me since the first time I laid eyes on her in the club the night before. I pulled down on her robe and her breasts sprang free.
She wasn’t as well endowed as Rachel, but I was a fan of tits no matter what size they came in. Besides, they were more than a handful, and that’s all I needed. I licked and sucked like a starving man, and her gasps told me I was doing something right.
She kept gasping as I kissed my way down her taut stomach. Oh yeah, she was wound up good and tight, and it was clear she was still in need of some release.
Finally I reached the spot between her legs. I pulled her robes to the side, revealing the ultimate treasure I’d been dreaming about since the first time I laid eyes on her in the club.
Well actually the first time I’d laid eyes on her in the club I’d been thinking about how she was obviously in trouble, but whatever. The point was she was sexy and she was clearly ready to go, and I dove between her legs and started going to town with the alphabet trick again.
She had a sweet taste to her. I wasn’t sure if that was because she was an elf, if it was because she was turning me on so much, or if it was a side effect of the magic. Whatever the reason, she got no complaints from me as I did my thing.
It didn’t take long for me to hit a spot that worked for her. Hey, what can I say? The classics are the classics for a reason. So I kept going at that one spot. She bucked and her legs wrapped around me and she seemed like she was going to squeeze my head right off.
Whatever. I rode it out. I got the feeling from the way she was bucking under my tongue that she was getting a hell of a forbidden thrill, and you bet your ass I was going to finish the job!
Too soon the moaning came to an end, though. I pulled away and looked up at her, reveling in the sight of her tight taut body, her breasts heaving as she looked down at me through lidded eyes.
“That was amazing,” she gasped. “I see what Rachel meant!”
“Actually I was just saying that to make you jealous,” Rachel said from behind me. “But I’m glad you had a good time. Something tells me you’re grading him on a curve because it’s been awhile.”
“So what if it has?” she said with a sniff, then smiled at me and reached down to grab my chin.
Her fingers started to glow. I got the feeling she was trying to use her magic to pull me up. The only problem was we’d already established that her magic didn’t work on me.
Not that it mattered. Her magic might not work on me, but if a pretty girl was pulling me up to her lips after I’d just gone down on her then I was going to give her what she wanted!
Our kiss was slow and sensual, but it wasn’t long before I felt something kicking at my ribs. I let out a yelp that went straight into Leila’s mouth, and when I turned to look up Rachel stood there in all her glory, with a light framing her perfect form that was unobstructed by any of her leather armor.
I paused to zoom out for a quick check of the tactical situation. I wanted to make sure we didn’t have any orcs sneaking up on us, and I really wanted to make sure that we didn’t have to worry about any of my elf companions coming along and causing trouble.
The last thing I needed was a pointy-eared peeping Tom checking out everything we were doing down here. Only the tactical display showed they were all at enough of a distance that they weren’t going to be able to see anything, though I supposed it was possible they might be able to hear something.
Whatever. I also didn’t see any orcs lurking out there ready to rain on our parade. This was one situation where I really didn’t want to get caught with my pants down.
“Come on,” Rachel said. “Leila gets to have her fun with you today.”
“Thank you,” Leila said, sparkles dancing in her eyes as she looked my body up and down, and then her eyes came to rest on my jeans.
Leila was in no mood to waste time. She made a little motion with her fingers, and suddenly the zipper was moving down as the button on my jeans was undone. At least she didn’t pop the damned thing off. Something told me I was going to have a difficult time finding a good pair of jeans around here.
I guess the magic she could manipulate didn’t work on me in particular, but it could work on my clothes. That was something to keep in mind. I didn’t want to lose a fight with some sorceress or mage because she could literally lift me through the air with my clothes or something.
I was going to have to find a way around that, but for the moment I wasn’t complaining considering what I figured was in the offing here.
“I just want to taste it!” Leila said, sounding for all the world like she’d just found a new toy and couldn’t wait to play with it.
Hell, I couldn’t wait for her to play with her new toy!
“You can do what you want,” Rachel said. “Just remember that the men from my world don’t necessarily have the same stamina you’re used to from the elves around here.”
She hit me with a thin smile as I looked up at her, thoroughly insulted. She knew exactly what she was doing when she said that, and I took it as a challenge.
Not that I had much time to think about the gauntlet she’d just thrown down by insulting me via the male refractory period. No, Leila moved down between my legs, and before I could think her lips were wrapped around my cockhead and she was looking up at me with those sweet elf eyes as though she was wondering whether she was doing it right.
“Oh holy fuck that’s good,” I groaned.
Though again I didn’t have much time to think about how good it was, because no sooner had Leila started doing her thing between my legs, taking more and more of me in that beautiful mouth of hers, than Rachel stood over me and started moving down. She grinned and winked.
“Time for you to show me you’re as good as I said you were,” she said.
That got no complaints from me. Plus it had the added benefit that I already knew what I was doing with her. She tasted different from Leila, but in a good way. Honestly I was so overcome with having two beautiful women using me for their pleasure that I would’ve gone along with anything.
Leila was doing something wonderful between my legs. I wished I could see what she was doing, watching those lips wrapped around my cock attached to that pretty elf face with those pointed ears had been something that was going into the spank bank, but I focused on Rachel.
From the way she was bucking and gasping she was enjoying what I was doing. She pressed herself down into my face, but I wasn’t complaining.
Something changed between my legs. Leila’s mouth pulled back. I let out a little whimper of disappointment, but I didn’t have to wait for long before something delightfully tight, wet, and oh so ready to take me replaced her mouth.
Though it also felt like she was having a little bit of trouble getting herself on me. I’d been with one girl who was a little tighter, but that was nothing on Leila. I thought I was going to explode just having the tip of my cock pressing into her.
Rachel pulled away, and I wasn’t sure if I was disappointed or happy that I got a view of what Leila was doing. The sight of her squatting over me trying to take me was something I was going to remember forever.
Rachel put her hands on Leila’s shoulders then leaned down and started whispering in her ear as she massaged the elf’s shoulders.
Leila was biting her lip, and her cheeks were bright red. She looked like she was unsure of herself. Which gave me one hell of a confidence boost. There was something about seeing a woman as perfect as her looking like she might have trouble taking my cock that almost had me blowing my load.
I closed my eyes. Thought about anything but the delightful creature sitting on my cock. I wanted this to last. I wanted to make sure that if I was blowing a load it was while I was buried deep inside her, and not when I’d barely got past the entrance.
Whatever Rachel was whispering to her seemed to do the trick. Leila started to relax, and as she rel
axed she started to move down on me. Her gasps grew louder, and I was sure the elves in the forest all around us could hear her and knew exactly what was going on.
I didn’t care. Let them listen in. All I cared about was grabbing Leila by that tight elf waist and pulling her down on me. She moved down the rest of the way and finally I was buried in her.
I looked down between us where our bodies came together. I never got tired of seeing myself buried inside a sexy woman. Then I looked up to Leila. She bit her lip and held herself there for a long moment. Like she was adjusting to what it felt like having me inside her.
Then she started moving up and down, and my eyes rolled into the back of my head because holy shit was that good. She wasn’t moving up and down, not exactly, just rolling her body back and forth as she got used to my cock filling her.
“So good,” she muttered. “So very good. You never told me the men from your world were like this.”
I wondered what bad lovers the elf men she’d been with must’ve been that she thought I was the greatest lover in the world. I mean it’s not like I thought I was a slouch in the bedroom, far from it, but I was also well aware that I hadn’t done much more than sit here and let her ride me like I was a living sex toy.
Not that I was complaining about being a living sex toy. She started bouncing up and down with more and more intensity, her head thrown back as she gasped over and over again. It helped that Rachel was right there kissing all along her neck and shoulders as she bounced up and down. Almost like they’d done this sort of thing before.
I wondered what kind of fun Rachel had gotten up to on this strange new world before she’d decided to abdicate. I was going to have to ask her about that, but not now. Right now I was…
Holy hell. Leila pressed down on me one final time and fell forward, her hands coming to rest on my chest as her entire body started to shiver and shake. That was too much for me, and I thrust up one final time to get as deep as I could inside her and explode.
Though the physical explosion wasn’t the only thing that happened. No, there was also an explosion of magical light all around us as she came. It pulsed in time with her screams. It pulsed in time with me filling her.
And I felt that bond again. That sense that I could almost feel what she was thinking. That feeling that wasn’t quite mind reading, but tiptoed up to mind reading without actually crossing the line.
Then it was over, but I still enjoyed the little sparks of pleasure dancing through Leila’s body even as I basked in that satisfied afterglow that always came after I’d had one hell of an amazing experience with a lady.
There was something to be said for having a bond like that while getting it on!
I looked up at her and smiled. I wanted to say something, but unfortunately the moment I opened my mouth was the moment alarms started pinging in my head from my elven scouts telling me shit was hitting the fan out there. Because of course it would considering this was the worst possible moment for something like that to happen!
13
Hitting the Fan
“Son of a bitch!” I growled.
“Excuse me?” Leila said, looking like she wasn’t sure if she should be insulted or not.
Rachel, being possessed of a more intimate knowledge of potty language from our world even though she hadn’t been there for awhile, was immediately on guard and scanning the trees.
“Get off of me,” I said.
I didn’t mean it to sound as gruff as it did, but from the way flames danced in Leila’s eyes she’d definitely decided to take that as an insult.
“He doesn’t mean that as an insult, darling,” Rachel said. “There’s something going on out there.”
“Something is going on out there all right,” I said.
“See if you can look through their eyes,” Rachel said. “You’re not in the middle of a battle now, so it should be safer to do that.”
Leila moved off of me. Which had me almost whimpering in disappointment. That’d felt damn good having her on top of me, and I didn’t want it to end.
But the world hadn’t asked me what I thought about anything, and it was time to get back to business. So I stood and tried to get myself presentable as quickly as I could.
“Any idea how I do this?” I asked.
“No idea,” Rachel said with a shrug. “I used to just think of someone’s eyes and then I could see through them.”
“Fat lot of help you are,” I grumbled.
“Yeah, well excuse me,” she said. “I told you I was no good at the whole dungeon core thing. There’s a reason I tried to give it up, and it wasn’t because I wanted to betray anyone.”
She turned to Leila as she said that last bit, and all the animosity was back in that instant. They were staring at one another like two unfamiliar cats realizing they’d been locked into a room together and trying to figure out whether or not it was time to get the claws out.
I rolled my eyes and pulled out to the tactical view. I could tell which elves were in trouble from the blinking blue circles around them, so I focused on one of those. Then I thought of seeing what they were seeing, and I was hit with one hell of a rush as I started hurtling down towards the forest.
I cried out and fell back, slamming into the ground which had stars dancing in front of my eyes.
“What’s wrong?” Rachel asked. “Is it that bad?”
“I didn’t even get to see what he was seeing,” I said. “I was looking down on everything from tactical view and then all of a sudden I was rushing down and…”
“Tactical view?” Rachel asked.
“Well yeah,” I said. “The view where you look down on the battlefield from on high? You get to see all your units and the other units?”
“I never saw anything like that,” she said with a frown.
“You weren’t lying when you said you weren’t good at this, were you?” I asked.
“I could do without the color commentary,” she said.
“Right,” I said. “Let’s try that again.”
I pulled out to tactical view again. I could see the forest all around us, and there were blue circles where my units were situated. Most of them were blinking in distress now, and there were a bunch of red circles closing in around them. Like there was an entire army on the move out there and ready to do some serious damage.
Or part of a massive army that’d broken off to attack us once that Dark Lady bitch realized something was going on here.
“Son of a bitch,” I growled.
“What are you seeing?” Leila asked, worry touching her voice.
“Looks like the Dark Lady sent a good chunk of that army at us. She’s not fucking around,” I said.
“That sounds like her strategy. She has the resources in this forest to overwhelm anyone she wants. Especially since she took over the Hub Tree.”
That Hub Tree thing sounded like it was important. I could hear the capital letters as she said it that indicated it was an important in-game item. Unfortunately I didn’t have time for a lore dump right now. Not with a bunch of units moving in on us.
“The trees,” Leila said. “We need to take to the trees.”
“I already have my guys in the trees,” I said. “They might be able to stay up there and ride this out, but those orcs could just as easily wait us out.”
I figured I knew exactly what these orc assholes would do with the funny little things they’d trapped in a tree, and none of them were pleasant ideas.
“No, the high trees,” Leila said. “That’s where I was going when I was cut off by the orcs.”
She held her staff up and the crystal at the end glowed with that white magic that always gave me a pick-me-up. Only now that she was totally on my side I could feel that magic pulsing within her and me at the same time.
“It wasn’t working before,” she said. “Along with the magic, but that seems to have come back, so maybe this will work now.”
“It wasn’t working before because you didn’t
have a working Core to channel your magic,” Rachel muttered. “I guess that’s on me.”
“It was lucky for me that I found someone willing to act as the Core then, wasn’t it?” Leila asked, sounding more than a little testy as she glared at Rachel. “It’s a pity all the other elves who were caught unawares by the magic disappearing didn’t have the same luck.”
Rachel blushed and looked away. Yeah, there was definitely a lot going on here that was going to cause me trouble down the line, but I didn’t have time for that right now what with an orc army getting ready to seriously fuck our shit up.
“I don’t understand though,” Rachel muttered. “He still hasn’t merged with the core, so why would the magic work again?”
“We can figure that out later,” I said, hoping to avoid a lore dump when we had a timer running. “You said you have an exit?”
“I do,” Leila said. “Maybe. The magic wasn’t powerful enough to open the door earlier, but enough time might’ve passed that it’s working now. I hope.”
The crystal was still glowing, and it was growing in intensity. We’re talking it was getting to the point that it was almost blinding, and that pulsing magic feeling in my body was getting more intense. The more intense it got the more I thought I could almost see the magic passing from me to the staff.
Talk about weird and fucked up. Was I really the source of their magic like Rachel said?
The massive tree behind us, one of the really big ones that speared the skies, started to glow. The outlines of a door that looked a lot like what I’d always imagined Durin’s Door to look like back when I’d read the books but hadn’t seen the movies appeared in the tree, with a strange script I’d never seen before in my life all around it.
It didn’t even surprise me that I could totally read that script with the ease of someone who’d learned how to read Fun With Dick and Jane on the elf stuff back in first grade. Not that the stuff was all that interesting now that I could read it. Mainly a bunch of stuff about how it was totally a secret entrance and anybody who knew what was good for them wouldn’t open it while there were enemies nearby.
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