VMR Theory

by Robert Frezza

  Being viceroy of Schuyler’s World and Duke of Earl is okay, I guess, except for that stupid song they play instead of “Hail to the Chief.” A lot of people have written claiming to be destitute relatives of mine, and Catarina and Trixie have both had a major impact on the way that local governmental institutions function, Trixie especially. And having Big Susie around isn’t nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Until she pushed her way into our lives, I didn’t imagine that there was anything in the universe that could drink Harry under the table.

  A few days ago Bucky called to ask Catarina to be his viceroy for Brasilia Nuevo—the same four months out of twelve deal.

  Prolonged contact with the folks on Schuyler’s World is starting to make me think that there might be something to the VMR Theory after all.