Murder in Misdirection

by Anne Cleeland

  233

  ANNE CLEELAND

  But the Frenchman seemed to recall his answer-no-questions philosophy, and said only what was presumably a very bad word, in French.

  It didn’t matter, however, because suddenly, everything that hadn’t made sense began to make sense, and Doyle rested her forehead on her knees for a moment, to hide her reaction. Mother a’ mercy, the irony was thick on the ground—it wasn’t Savoie who was double-crossing Acton, it was Acton who was double-crossing Savoie.

  Serves me right, she thought, clenching her teeth against another wave of pain. And I’m roundly an idiot, yet again. This time, the pain did not recede right away, but instead increased in intensity, so that she groaned aloud, “Jesus, Mary and Joseph.”

  “You mustn’t blaspheme,” the DCS gently admonished. “Here, hold my hand.”

  234

  Chapter 39

  Don’t let her die. Please.

  T he group waited in the tense silence, Doyle trying to think about anything other than the unfortunate fact that the heir to the House of Acton was bound and determined to

  be born in a miserable prison stairwell.

  “You hear nothing?” Savoie asked the DCS at the door. “No—although I don’t know as I’d hear anything in the first

  place—it’s a double-sealed door. But I imagine very soon, they will try to parlay with us. Since we don’t have a phone, they’ll use the loudspeakers.”

  “This is not your normal situation, though,” Doyle pointed out, which seemed a massive understatement. “The brass may not want anyone else to know what’s goin’ down, and if they use the loudspeakers, they can’t very well keep it quiet.”

  She didn’t add that it was unlikely even Acton wanted anyone to know what was going down, now that she’d finally figured it out. Suddenly, it was all clear-as-glass, and all the puzzling loose-ends had tied themselves up in a neat little bow. After all, Acton had—uncharacteristically—held off from murdering the main principals in the corruption rig—Drake, Mrs. Barayev, and the DCS—even though he was definitely not the forgive-and-forget type. Faith, the DCS had stormed into Acton’s beloved Trestles and tried to arrest him; that her husband hadn’t yanked a sword off the wall and dispatched him on the spot should have been the obvious tip-off that he had some scheme afoot. And now she knew why he’d behaved with such uncharacteristic restraint; he wanted to get his own hands

  235

  ANNE CLEELAND

  on the fortune that the corruption rig had gathered up, and he wanted to do so without anyone’s realizing what he was doing.

  Therefore, he’d put the worthy DI Williams on the embezzlement case, and then had implemented his own, parallel, cascade scheme, which had worked out like a charm. When Williams started getting close to solving the embezzlement crimes—as Acton knew he would—the main players began to panic, and kill the lower-echelon types who were the most likely to confess to the police—Drake’s list, the ghostly priest had called it.

  This necessarily required them to keep consolidating the fortune so that it ended up in one place—they couldn’t risk any new people with knowledge—and so it was a simple thing, really, for Acton to spring his trap at the very end; to seize the fortune, arrange for it to pass through the prison ministry account, and then arrange for the matron to mysteriously disappear—along with all the money—just after she spoke openly of fleeing to St Petersburg.

  Only the matron hadn’t fled at all; she’d been buried under the rubble at Holy Trinity Church, a misdirection murder that no one would mourn—or even be very interested in—save for the fact that a charwoman living in the far-away Philippines was uneasy about taking blood-money. And now the DCS was slated to be murdered by the angry prison guards, who would be convinced he’d conspired to rob them of their ill-gotten gains, since the final stop for all the money was the prison ministry’s account.

  I almost feel sorry for the blacklegs, Doyle thought, as she rubbed her face against her knees, and waited for the next contraction. It was a perfect plan—not that Acton would ever concoct an imperfect one. To all appearances, the money was gone, and the players were not about to go crashin’ about in Russian mob-land to get it back. And—as the icing on the cake— the only people who might guess that Acton was behind this

  236

  MURDER IN MISDIRECTION

  particular larceny-by-trick were the law enforcement players— Drake and the DCS—who’d both be conveniently dead.

  Suddenly, they could hear a banging clang down below, as a lower door was flung open, and then they could hear several loud explosions in quick succession, sounding over-loud in the contained space.

  “Flash-bangs,” shouted the DCS, as the noise echoed up the stairwell. “They’ll be coming up floor by floor, to clear us out. The front line will have riot shields, and try to draw fire, since they think I’ve only the ammo from the guards.”

  But Savoie had already figured out this ominous plan, and he’d put his hand under Doyle’s arm to help her up. “Come, come, little bird; we go outside.”

  “Is that wise?” Mathis asked in confusion. “Won’t they have someone cutting off any escape on the roof? We should wait for Acton.”

  There was a small silence as the two men herded them over to the door. “They’ve decided to cut their losses,” the DCS advised in a level tone. “Their CO must have looked at the tape, and realized that DS Doyle came here on a rescue mission. They’ve decided we are all expendable.”

  “They’d—they’d kill Savoie?” asked Mathis in surprise.

  “Oui,” agreed the Frenchman in a grim tone. “They cannot allow the questions to be asked.”

  They assembled at the security door, and Doyle closed her eyes briefly. I can’t allow everyone to be killed because I’m roundly an idiot, she thought, tamping down panic. Think, Doyle; think.

  “Another minute,” Savoie said, and focused on the door’s red light, waiting for Acton’s signal. “We wait as long as we can.”

  “The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want,” the DCS recited steadily. He then paused, and advised, “Look for cover on the roof—there are vents, and storage modules.”

  237

  ANNE CLEELAND

  Doyle tried to remember her close-quarters-combat training at the Crime Academy. “Who’s front line? I’ll need a gun, and we should set-up our angles.”

  “I’m front line,” said the DCS, without hesitation. “I’m their main target, and I’ll try to convince them I’m more valuable alive. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures—”

  “No, I’m front line,” Mathis interrupted. “I’ll hide a gun, and pretend to break free. When they allow me to approach, I can shoot whoever’s in command.”

  “They won’t let you approach,” said the DCS. “If they’re willing to sacrifice Savoie, they’re desperate. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death—”

  But this gave Doyle an idea. “I don’t think they know who I am,” she said, and pressed a hand against her side to ease another burst of pain. “I never checked in at security. If I tell them who I am, and that Acton’s on to them, their plan to wipe out all witnesses is ruined. They’ll know they can’t just add a few more bodies to the count, and sweep it all under the rug.”

  They all jumped, as another series of explosions could be heard below them, coming ever closer.

  Thoughtfully, the DCS met Savoie’s eyes with his own. “A fair point. What do you think?”

  “They’ll take her hostage,” Mathis pointed out impatiently. “That’s to the good,” Doyle explained. “Then they’ll be stuck

  with that deep-blue-devil person, and have to try to negotiate their way out of this mess. I’d take Acton’s odds in that situation, any day of the week.”

  “Oui,” Savoie decided. “I will speak to them.”

  “No,” Doyle insisted, pulling her hair out of its ponytail. “It has to be just me—I’m recognizable, and they have to see this red head straightaway
, especially if there are shoot-to-kill orders. If they see the bridge-jumper, everyone will have second thoughts.”

  238

  MURDER IN MISDIRECTION

  “Agreed,” the DCS said. “But the rest of us should follow her out and secure the door behind us; the stairwell team won’t have the benefit of seeing her, and they may start firing.”

  With one accord, they all jumped in alarm as another series of explosions could be heard, closer below them, this time. “Everyone ready?” the DCS asked, and then held the security card to the door. “Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.”

  “Bien,” said Savoie.

  With a fierce push, the DCS and Savoie swung the heavy metal door outward, and Doyle strode outward onto the roof with her hands held out from her sides, as high as she could lift them. Naturally, it was raining—as befitted the situation—and for a few tenses seconds she tried to get her bearings, and hoped that the rooftop personnel hadn’t actually been given shoot-on-sight orders.

  Loudly, she shouted, “I am Lady Acton.” She squinted against the rain, and it took her a few seconds to see the prison riot personnel, their weapons drawn as they crouched behind vents and other structures. She added for clarity, “I am Lord Acton’s wife.” She figured she’d better throw that in, just in case they didn’t connect the dots. “The Chief Inspector is on his way, and you are all under arrest. You do not have to say anything. But, it may harm your defense if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.”

  There was a moment of surprised silence. She pointed to the nearest man and added, “I will need to borrow your flexcuffs. officer.”

  “Hold, right there,” another man shouted. He bent his head, and she could hear his rapid-fire conversation over the comms with whoever was directing the operation, the words indistinguishable, but his tone a bit panicked.

  239

  ANNE CLEELAND

  Good one, Doyle, she thought; and let go of the breath she’d been holding. You’ve managed to throw the cat amongst the pigeons in the deep blue sea.

  240

  Chapter 40

  There. There she was.

  “Hold in place, I am awaiting orders,” the comm officer shouted, and Doyle dutifully waited, a flash of lightning illuminating, for a brief moment, the

  Trestles knight, who stood beside her, his broken sword at the ready.

  “Lay down your weapons,” Doyle shouted, and hoped another labor pain wasn’t about to unleash its fury— embarrassing, is what it would be, if she had to lie down whilst trying to attempt a mass arrest.

  And then faintly, in the distance, Doyle could hear the sound she’d been straining to hear—the blessed, blessed sound of a helicopter’s rotors. “Acton’s comin’,” she shouted. “And hell’s comin’ with him. Surrender your weapons—whoever turns first will probably get a conspiracy plea deal.”

  “Seize her,” the comm officer shouted in a panicked tone, but no one moved, and Doyle could sense their confusion and dismay. Much heartened, she drew a deep breath and congratulated herself; when it came to turning the blacklegs against each other, she’d learned a lesson or two at the feet of the master.

  The helicopter hovered above them, and a loudspeaker announced, “Throw down your weapons. Hands up, or we fire at will.”

  There was a tense moment whilst the outcome hung in the balance, and then the man closest to Doyle suddenly dropped his weapon. “Ow,” he exclaimed, and rubbed one of his hands in surprise. The others, seeing this apparent capitulation, followed

  241

  ANNE CLEELAND

  his example in short order, holding their hands on their heads and kneeling as commanded by the DCS, who shouted himself hoarse, trying to be heard over the noise as the chopper landed on the roof.

  Acton leapt out before the skids had even touched down, and ran over to Doyle, who tried to present a calm appearance, but then sank down to sit on the roof, unable to stay upright despite her best efforts.

  “Kathleen,” he said urgently, as he cradled her shoulders and head. “Are you injured?”

  Poor man, she thought, as the rain pelted down; he’s a wreck. “No—I’m fine, Michael,” pronouncing it ‘foine’. “Edward’s comin’, though. And sooner rather than later.” She then gritted her teeth, unable to speak, as she descended into a miserable well of pain.

  The DCS knelt beside them. “Have you called in a field unit? I don’t think we can trust anyone on the premises to help with the arrests.”

  “Not necessary; MI 5 has a unit on the way up,” Acton replied. “Help me carry her to the copter, please.”

  “I weigh too much for any one mortal man,” Doyle managed to joke.

  As Acton locked his hands under her arms, the DCS turned around and lifted her legs, so that the two men carried her toward the waiting copter. It was a strange tableau, as they hurried past the prison guards, who now lay spread-eagled on the roof, wrists cuffed to the next man’s ankle, as was the protocol when there were more perps than flexcuffs. The rain pelted down, and Doyle could see Mathis, brandishing a guard’s weapon over the group. Almost without surprise, she also noted that Savoie was nowhere to be seen.

  242

  MURDER IN MISDIRECTION

  One of the helicopter personnel watched them approach from his post at the sliding door, and shouted, “Injured? I can start an IV.”

  “She’s in labor,” Acton shouted in return. Then, to Doyle, “How far apart are the contractions?”

  “I haven’t had a chance to pay attention,” Doyle panted. “But I think they’re close.”

  “Resist the urge to push, Kathleen,” Acton instructed in a firm tone.

  Doyle couldn’t help groaning aloud, and then gasped, “What d’ye think I’m doin’, ye foolish man? D’ye not know ʼtis bad luck, to birth a babe in the rain?”

  “Go,” Acton shouted to the copter pilot, as the other officer scrambled in after them.

  But as the man turned to pull the slider shut, another figure ran up to the copter, and Doyle recognized Tasza, who shouted, “Report, please.”

  Mother a’ mercy, I must be hallucinating, Doyle thought, but to her surprise, Acton complied. “I do not know the particulars, Commander, but it appears the prison personnel were afraid they’d be grassed out, and were planning to eliminate all potential witnesses.”

  “That about sums it up,” Doyle gasped, and then went silent, when Acton met her eyes. Oh, she thought; doesn’t want me gabbling to Tasza.

  “I’ll need a full report in an hour, if we’re going to put a hold on all of them,” the woman shouted.

  But Acton said only, “My wife is in active labor, and I am taking her to Trestles. I will be available by phone.”

  Trestles? Thought Doyle. Faith, I am hallucinating.

  “Let’s go,” Acton said again to the pilot.

  Mathis suddenly appeared behind Tasza, her hair plastered flat by the rain. “Wait—shall I come?

  243

  ANNE CLEELAND

  “No,” said Acton, who signaled that the door should be shut. Well, she’s in the doghouse, thought Doyle, as the helicopter lifted away from the building. My fault again, and I’ll see if I can

  fix it, once I’m not trying to crawl out of my skin, here.

  “As quickly as you can,” Acton shouted to the pilot. “I’ll show you where you can land, on the south lawn.”

  “Are there lights? Visibility is not very good,” the pilot ventured.

  “That’s an order,” said Acton.

  “Yes, sir.”

  “The one time I wouldn’t have minded an ambulance,” Doyle joked. Her poor husband was in a state, he was.

  He bent his head and took her hand. “You don’t have to try to make me feel better, Kathleen. Just hold on.”

  “I love you,” she gasped out. “And I’ll try to make you feel better if I feel like it—just try to stop me, you knocker.” There was a small pause,
and then she prompted into the silence, “And you’re supposed to say that I don’t have to say.”

  “You don’t have to say,” he offered, with the ghost of a smile. “Not to me.”

  “That’s better,” she retorted. “And this childbirth business is for the birds.”