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When Harry Met Molly

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by Kieran Kramer




  Praise for

  When Harry Met Molly

  “A delectable debut…I simply adored it!”

  —Julia Quinn, New York Times bestselling author of What Happens in London

  “At once frothy and heartfelt, When Harry Met Molly satisfies! This book is better than dessert!”

  —Celeste Bradley, New York Times bestselling author of Rogue in My Arms

  “Kieran Kramer pens a delightful regency confection…a wonderfully bright debut.”

  —Julia London, New York Times bestselling author of A Courtesan’s Scandal

  “A delicious romp that will keep you laughing. A fun heroine and a sexy hero make this a delightful read.”

  —Sabrina Jeffries, New York Times bestselling author of The Truth About Lord Stoneville

  “I couldn’t put it down…a charming delight!”

  —Lynsay Sands, New York Times bestselling author of The Hellion and the Highlander

  “A wickedly witty treat…an exquisite debut!”

  —Kathryn Caskie, USA Today bestselling author of The Most Wicked of Sins

  “When Harry Met Molly is a delightful, page-turning read! New author Kieran Kramer will capture both your imagination and your heart.”

  —Cathy Maxwell, New York Times bestselling author of The Marriage Ring

  To my wonderful husband Chuck

  Contents

  Prologue

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  Chapter 41

  Chapter 42

  Chapter 43

  Chapter 44

  Chapter 45

  Chapter 46

  Chapter 47

  Epilogue

  Prologue

  1808

  Thirteen-year-old Lady Mary “Molly” Fairbanks, daughter of the widowed Earl of Sutton, seethed with emotion on a daily basis, whether she was cleaning her teeth, breaking the shell on her morning egg, or riding her favorite mare. She was sure no one else felt quite as deeply as she did—about anything. Which was why she must vent her passions to all the company at the Duke of Mallan’s annual Christmas ball.

  If she didn’t, she would die.

  At the very least, her soul would.

  The tradition went back well over a hundred years. She wouldn’t be the first child to present a riddle, joke, or poem to the adults before they withdrew to the ballroom. But she would be the first to recite an original verse signifying her deep, fervent love for Roderick, the duke’s eldest son.

  She’d called him Robert in the poem. A little subtlety was required; otherwise, she feared he’d have to break off his engagement with her sister Penelope right then and there at the ball, and that wouldn’t be proper.

  He should wait until after the ball was over. Molly hoped she could stay awake that late, in case he felt the need to ride over to her father’s neighboring mansion and propose after midnight, which would be Christmas Day.

  Penelope wouldn’t care anyway. She’d been kissing Roderick’s younger brother Harry in the arbor. All that would go into the poem as well. Because a woman in love must speak the truth, mustn’t she?

  Although, of course, in Molly’s poem Penelope had become Persephone and Harry, Barry. No one would ever know of their perfidy.

  Except Molly. And through gorgeous verse, Roderick would guess that she and he were meant to be together—that is, after she grew a little taller and started and finished her four years at Miss Monroe’s Academy for Young Ladies in London, where, according to Penelope, the girls had chocolate and brioche every morning and were encouraged to buy fine lace and new bonnets whenever the mood struck them.

  Molly couldn’t wait to go to London!

  It was time. The company was clapping for a little boy who’d just told a silly riddle. Molly wiped her hands on her new white muslin gown with the bottle-green sash and scalloped hem and stared at the company gathered before her, imagining them in their underthings so she wouldn’t be nervous.

  Then she drew a deep breath and began to recite the poem she was sure would change her life forever, and for the better:

  A LOVE RECTANGLE OF TRAGIC PROPORTIONS

  Robert, Robert, wherefore are thou, Robert?

  While Persephone’s in the arbor,

  Bestowing kisses on young Barry,

  You clutch the golden ring

  She’s to wear when you marry.

  Persephone, Persephone, why does thou wound

  Robert so?

  Barry is but the moon

  While Robert is the sun.

  Can’t you see Robert is all

  And Barry is, um, none?

  Barry, oh, Barry, why not find your own true love?

  My sister isn’t yours

  She belongs to another,

  But if you steal her away,

  Perhaps I’ll marry your brother!

  There.

  Molly folded her paper up and noticed that silence reigned in the ballroom. She knew she was a good poet, but really, was she that good?

  She looked up at Roderick and saw that his was mouth hanging open. As was Penelope’s. And Harry’s.

  Indeed, everyone’s mouths were hanging open.

  She swallowed a happy lump in her throat.

  Love had lent her verse…wings.

  She blinked several times. Still, no one spoke. Yet no one clapped, either.

  Roderick looked at Harry. His lips became a thin line. “You slimy bastard,” he said quietly.

  Harry backed up a step. “Roderick—”

  Penelope stared at Molly. “How could you?” she choked out. And then her face turned beet red and she began to cry—loud, gusty sobs.

  Roderick jumped over the tabletop. “I’ll kill you!” he roared at Harry, his fists clenched, eyes wild. And then he leaped on Harry and began pounding him.

  Harry socked him in the jaw.

  There were cries from all the women. The duchess fainted in a heap on the floor. Immediately, a footman picked her up and began to carry her from the ballroom.

  The duchess lifted her head. “Boys,” she said weakly. “No incidents, please. Especially not at Christmas.”

  Molly clutched her throat. What was happening? Why—why—?

  “Roderick! Harry!” shouted the duke. “Stop this instant!”

  But they didn’t stop. They careened around the head table, wrestling, punching, kicking.

  “Roderick!” Molly yelled, her heart racing. “My love!”

  But she couldn’t get to him. The room filled with noise: talking, shouting, crying, screaming, the sounds of breaking glass. Crowds of adults and children alike surged toward the fight.

  Molly squeezed through and saw Harry lying on his back on the floor, surrounded by smashed china and broken
goblets. Roderick swayed unsteadily on his feet. Both of them breathed hard and loud, their chests heaving.

  Lord Sutton stood from the head table. “Lady Mary!”

  Oh, no. Mary. When Papa used her formal name, Molly knew she was in trouble. He pointed to the door leading to the ducal grand hallway. “Go—to—your—room!”

  “But I don’t live here, Papa!” Molly cried.

  Lord Sutton’s face was white. “I don’t care. Go to any room. Any room but this one!”

  Molly’s eyes flooded with tears. She blinked them away and began to walk slowly backward.

  But then Harry stood up and grabbed Roderick’s shoulders. He pushed him back, parting the crowd with the force of his shoves, until Roderick’s body slammed against a wall.

  Molly didn’t even feel her feet hit the floor as she rushed across the room. She jumped on Harry’s back, locked her legs around his waist, and pulled on his hair until his eyes were looking straight into hers, albeit upside down.

  “You beast!” Molly screamed, and tugged harder on his hair. “Leave him alone!”

  Harry staggered to the left, gave one mighty heave of his torso, and Molly fell to the ground.

  Ouch. That hurt. That really hurt. But Molly had no time to nurse her wounds. Roderick came out from behind Harry, pulled back his fist, and delivered a blow to Harry’s nose.

  Molly heard the crunch. Blood spurted everywhere.

  Harry leaned forward, grasping his nose. “I never—” he gasped, then looked slowly up at Roderick. “I never meant to hurt you,” he said.

  There was silence all around.

  “Nooooo,” Penelope was moaning, cowering in a corner with several of her good friends. “Roderick, please. Stop.” She wrung her hands, tears trickling down each cheek. “I love you.”

  “Do you?” Roderick barked at her. “Do you really?”

  Penelope nodded. “Yes,” she said, her voice trembling. “Ever so much.”

  Roderick’s fists unclenched. He gazed with disgust—and something close to pity—at his younger brother.

  And he spared no glance for Molly as he stalked to Penelope’s side. Penelope threw her arms around him and hugged him hard. His embrace was more restrained, but Molly could see by the look of pure joy in Penelope’s eyes that he’d forgiven her.

  Molly’s heart sank. Everyone forgave Penelope. She was perfect, after all.

  “You shall join the army, Harry,” the duke said, his voice tired and…and sad. “And while you’re in it, you shall think on the meaning of loyalty. Of duty to one’s family.”

  Harry’s eyes narrowed. “I know all about duty, Father. You won’t let me forget it.”

  Molly cringed at his bitter tone.

  “You have more to learn,” his father reprimanded him. “It will take you several years. And when you do learn what you must, you may rejoin the family with my blessing. Until then, you are not welcome here.”

  “Not even on Christmas?” Harry’s face blanched beneath the blood smeared across his cheeks. He looked first at his father, then his brother.

  “I’m afraid so, my son.” His father sighed. “Your presence here tomorrow would simply extend everyone’s misery, would it not?”

  Harry picked up a goblet of wine, drained it, and set it down on the head table. “To your happiness,” he said to Roderick and Penelope, neither of whom said a word.

  Harry then looked at Molly. “And you, you little nosy-body, may our paths never cross again.”

  “They shan’t any time soon,” Lord Sutton said. “The events of today have convinced me that my daughter requires a firmer hand than I can provide her here at home or at Miss Monroe’s Academy in London. She shall be sent away. The day after tomorrow. To Yorkshire.”

  Away? Not to London but to…to Yorkshire?

  And the day after Christmas?

  “No!” Molly cried. “How could you send me to Yorkshire? It’s cold and windy and—”

  “It’s for the best.” Lord Sutton’s tone was steely. Several people beside him nodded.

  Molly’s eyes spouted tears. “But—but why so soon after Christmas?”

  Lord Sutton said nothing, merely drew his brows together.

  And then the worst of it dawned on her. “Oh, no,” she said, trembling. “I can’t miss the wedding, Papa. It’s a mere two weeks away, and I’m to stand next to Penelope and hold her flowers.”

  She loved Penelope. Yes, Molly did, even though she wanted to marry Roderick, too!

  It was all so confusing. At that moment, she loved and hated her family all at once, and she needed someone to hug her and tell her everything would be all right.

  Mama, her heart cried. Help me!

  But Mama had long since gone to heaven.

  Nevertheless, Molly waited. She waited for Mama or the angels or somebody to make things seem less horrible. But Penelope didn’t step in and tell Papa to let her stay. No one did. Not even Roderick—and she’d written the poem for him.

  The wretch.

  The crowd was silent again. Harry turned to leave, his hand gripping his nose.

  “Go,” Lord Sutton told Molly. Then he looked toward Cousin Augusta. “See that she’s taken home immediately and put to bed.”

  “Of course,” Cousin Augusta said, and pushed her glasses up her nose. “No presents for you tomorrow, missy. This Christmas incident shall never be forgotten, not as long as I draw breath.”

  Cousin Augusta was a mean old bat. And just yesterday, she’d wandered about the house looking for her glasses when they’d been right on her nose!

  Molly fell in line with Harry.

  “I hate you,” she whispered to him.

  “The feeling is mutual,” he said quite cheerily.

  And with those parting words, the two young troublemakers walked away from the people they loved best, both of their futures gravely altered by a single act of passion, both of them believing they were alone and destined to be alone—

  Forever.

  Chapter 1

  June 1816

  Lord Harry Traemore knew the man next to him in the private room at his club in London—Lord Wray, who’d slithered to the floor and begun snoring—might appear to most passersby to be passive, even sleeping. But Harry and his old schoolmates from Eton, their reasoning skills gently manipulated by rather copious amounts of brandy, realized this prone position of Wray’s was actually his attempt to bravely endure his fate.

  After all, Wray was to be married in the morning. And everyone knew his future wife was…

  Exactly like his mother.

  “I’m sad,” Harry’s friend Charles Thorpe, Viscount Lumley, said, an empty snifter dangling from his hand. “A good friend’s freedom is being taken away.”

  Lumley was rich as Croesus, with the most twinkling blue eyes Harry had ever seen and a grin that could light up Vauxhall Gardens at midnight better than any fireworks.

  “It’s not right,” said Captain Stephen Arrow. His naval uniform, crisp and distinguished with its gold braid and buttons, offset the casual manner in which he sprawled in his chair. “He put up a good fight, didn’t he?”

  Harry sloshed some brandy into his mouth. He couldn’t even taste its flavor anymore. His tongue…it felt numb. And his lips, for that matter. It wasn’t often he drank this much—contrary to the stories told about him, which he did nothing to deny.

  But tonight was different. Tonight he felt the brush of the nuptial guillotine close to his own neck. He didn’t want to marry. Not for a long, long time, not until he was truly cornered by familial obligation. And as far as he knew, that would likely never happen.

  Harry was simply a spare. Only if his robust older brother Roderick somehow stuck his spoon in the wall before his wife Penelope produced a son—the next heir to the House of Mallan—would Harry’s potential as a bridegroom begin to matter. Penelope had already produced four daughters—his splendid little nieces Helen, Cassandra, Juliet, and Imogen—so it couldn’t be long now before she gifted Roderi
ck with the son the whole family craved, even prayed for.

  Because it wouldn’t do, Harry knew from whispers in the servants’ hall and the perpetually disappointed expressions on his parents’ faces, for disgraced Harry—the returning war hero who was not a hero but should have been—to be merely one person away from inheriting the ducal title.

  No, that wouldn’t do at all.

  Which was why Harry was so averse to marriage in the first place. Why take on yet another person in his life who would only disdain him?

  Wray smacked his lips and shifted on the floor.

  “At least he’s out of his pain,” said Nicholas Staunton, Lord Maxwell, in that unruffled tone of his. Cool, mysterious, and rather unconventional despite his strong aristocratic lineage, Maxwell, Harry was well aware, was unlikely to voice an observation unless he were truly moved to do so. He raised a quizzing glass and observed Wray further. “I understand he’s had a hell of a year. Dozens of debutantes and their mothers chasing him without cease.”

  “Poor sod,” said Harry, looking down at Wray. “He was even thrown into a carriage by two masked thugs and almost forced to elope with the Barnwell girl, but he leaped out on the London Bridge and nearly got run over by a coach-and-four instead.”

 

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