Wolves in Chic Clothing

by Carrie Karasyov

  Contents

  Title Page

  Dedication

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  Chapter 41

  Chapter 42

  Chapter 43

  Chapter 44

  Chapter 45

  Chapter 46

  Epilogue

  Acknowledgments

  Also by Carrie Karasyov and Jill Kargman

  Copyright Page

  To our families

  chapter 1

  Manhattan was in a tailspin. Literally. The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show was in town, and if that didn’t clog up midtown’s grid of streets enough, it was also Fashion Week. There were bitches everywhere.

  The sales floor at Pelham’s, the venerable hundred-year-old jewelry store, was packed, and the grand revolving doors were glutted with browsing tourists. Lovers were making last-minute Valentine’s Day purchases, and stylists were running in to borrow or return glittering gems for models on the various flashbulb-lined runways of Bryant Park.

  A Pelham’s trademark little sage-colored box was being nimbly tied with a chocolate brown signature satin ribbon, when the expert fingers were interrupted.

  “Julia—we need you.” Gisele Beauvoir, Pelham’s director of public relations, had unexpectedly materialized, her tone laced with the pulse-pounding gravity of a Defcon One code red alert. “It’s an emergency.”

  Julia’s sassy associate (and roommate) Douglas took over the wrapping of an engagement ring for a nervous fiancé-to-be. “I got this, honey—don’t worry.”

  Julia shot him a look that was part thank you and part what do you think this could be about? In response, he smiled and shrugged.

  “Girl, you look fierce in that skirt,” he whispered as she smoothed her pleats to head up to Corporate. “Baby got back in that. And it works.”

  “Baby got backyard,” she sighed, nervously.

  “Please. You’re the most stylish, knockout girl in this whole damn town.”

  “Thanks, dude. See you later.” She straightened her blouse and went to the staff staircase. What the hell was this all about? Was she about to be fired? Was it because of that man who returned the necklace after she’d convinced him it was perfect for his wife? It wasn’t her fault, the guy really liked it, or so he said. It was his wife who said it emphasized the elephant-sized lines on her neck. Or was it because she was unable to understand the Russian tourists? What had she done? She needed this job, dammit. Just as things were starting to come together. . . . Well, what could she do? Julia took a deep breath and continued up the stairs.

  On the sixth floor, Julia pushed through the carved mahogany double doors leading into the PR conference room, where seven people were pacing in a state of sheer panic. Fourteen sharp Manolo Blahnik stiletto heels were grinding into the beige Stark carpet. The tension was palpable. Suddenly the room went quiet and the crowd parted to make way for Gisele, who was cradling a small velvet box in her perfectly manicured hands and walking toward Julia.

  “Julia—here it is. Move over Queen Lizzie’s crown jewels—this is one of the largest gems in the Pelham’s archives: an antique seventy-carat diamond and emerald necklace from our Van Braques salon,” pronounced Gisele. “You must leave immediately. You’ll be accompanied by four armed guards.”

  “To . . . where?”

  “Hello? Lell Pelham’s bridal suite! At the Waldorf.”

  “It’s only the wedding of the millennium,” chirped another PR lackey.

  “Oh. Okay. Should I go now?”

  “Yes! We have to rush it over this second!” snapped Gisele. “Vogue’s photographer is already there setting up lighting, and Ms. Pelham’s assistant just called to say she changed her mind and wants to wear this piece instead of the Schlumstein deco necklace. Naturally we had to have it cleaned to perfection, so we’ve been in an absolute tizzy. This is very late.” Gisele looked Julia straight in the eye. It was clear to Julia that her future with Pelham’s—if not more—was riding on her skills as a courier.

  The next thing she knew, Julia was being handcuffed to a chrome briefcase—apparently the velvet box had been placed inside. A man who could have been a Mr. Smith clone from The Matrix, complete with black suit and dark sunglasses, escorted her out of the conference room. On their way out, Julia noticed that he had one of those curly ear wires straight out of a Secret Service detail. They exited through a back door on Fifty-eighth Street. A few passing pedestrians gawked and pointed as they entered a limousine, which quickly pulled away.

  Julia could only marvel as the limo cruised through the most fashionable part of town. What a mission! She was certainly a long way from the vineyard in Napa Valley where she had grown up and worked since college. Had it really been almost a year since she’d traded the secure familiarity of home for the excitement and opportunities of the Big Apple? But where else could she advance a career in her dream occupation: jewelry design.

  At first she didn’t think a sales position at Pelham’s would be much of a career stepping-stone, but she needed an income and she got the job after one interview. (She was told that she looked the part—“a spitting image of Carolyn Bessette Kennedy,” said her human resources interviewer.) And until she found something better, swiping platinum cards and tying up those little sage boxes at least paid the rent on the tiny two-bedroom she shared with Douglas in the East Village.

  And now she was on her way to meet the princess of New York high society—Pelham’s creative-director-to-be, the head of every junior committee, the party-picture darling who was a celebutante even Julia’s pals back home knew about. It was a little weird that her boss’s boss’s boss’s boss was about her age, maybe a couple years older—but Julia knew how the family business game was played. She figured she’d be dining out on the tale of her critical wedding day delivery for weeks to come.

  It was only after she stepped out of the limo that she wondered, Why me? There were several other more senior girls who could have been chosen to bring Lell her jewels. And heck, Julia wasn’t even in the PR department. Why had they chosen a salesgirl from the engagement ring section for such an important task?

  chapter 2

  Gene Pelham studied his stunning daughter as the makeup artist caressed the final dollop of blush onto her cherry cheeks. He was as emotional as he’d ever been. Which was not very.

  “The bottom line is this, sweetie. ‘To whom much has been given, much will be expected.’ That’s what Rose Kennedy used to say to her kids all the time, and let me tell you, it’s good to remember. Teddy used to tell me constantly. God, Teddy and I had some fun times back in the day—you’ll see him tonight. The Schlossbergs can’t make it, but they want to take you to dinner as soon as you’re b
ack from your honeymoon. They were really apologetic. Did I tell you about the time Teddy, Frank Sinatra, and I are were all on the boat in the Riviera? That Angie Dickinson! Yeah, well, I probably shouldn’t tell you that, seeing as you’re my daughter. And don’t believe what you hear about me and Teddy on the Vineyard—”

  “Father,” Lell said, rolling her eyes, “I’ve heard these stories a million times. Could you give them a rest? It is my wedding day.”

  “You’re right, you’re right, sweetie. Of course. Anyway, what I wanted to say is that now that you’re getting married you have a responsibility to properly represent the Pelham family. You’re a crucial part of the business, and that’s why I made you creative director. Let’s face it, the future of the company’s going to be up to you, kiddo. Your brothers are useless.”

  Lell’s brother Augustus, twenty-three, was completing his fifth year at the University of Colorado at Boulder, with a major in Women’s Studies, AKA studying women (up close). His minor was Botany. (Translation: pot smoking.) Twenty-year-old Duke, a sophomore who was keg-standing his way through Lake Forest, had expressed little interest in the family biz. Lell’s father had been the same way at their age. Once quite dashing and known as a wild playboy who threw famous parties with celebrities and beautiful people at exotic locales, he had only ever planned on living off of the fruits of the business that his Russian great-grandfather, Eugene Pelham (né Evgeny Perhelman), had built up from a small counter in the diamond district to a world-famous New York institution. Until fate intervened. His older brother Martin, the heir apparent with a head for business, who was in fact all business, was killed in a plane crash on his way to the opening of a Pelham’s in Dubai. Gene had no choice but to settle down and take the reins at Pelham’s.

  Twenty-eight-year-old Eleanor (Lell) Pelham was the oldest child of Gene and his wife, Emily Wainguard Pelham, a Philadelphia Main Line WASP who was dropped from the Social Register when she married jet-setting Gene. Though her parents nearly had coronaries when their daughter become engaged, she didn’t care; Emily was drawn to Gene’s blush-inducing, loud, animated stories and his suave confidence. But that was then, in her youth.

  Now she had regressed toward a temperament more approaching her mother’s icy reserve. While Gene loved the limelight and the glitzy aspects that his job as CEO of Pelham’s allowed him, Emily had become his polar opposite. Taciturn, uptight, and disapproving, she refused almost all social engagements, and spent most of her time gardening at their mansion in Washington, Connecticut. The result was that Lell possessed a combination of her mother’s aloofness and reserve as well as her father’s insatiable appetite for mixing with glamorous folk. It made for an interesting dichotomy.

  “Gene, Lell has to get ready,” said Emily, entering the dressing room of Lell’s suite and shooting Gene an annoyed look.

  “I know, I know. We’re just having a little father-daughter chat, before I give my baby away to that rascal.”

  “Dad,” said Lell reprovingly.

  “Just kidding, just kidding, hon. You know we love Willoughby.”

  “He’s perfect for you,” said her mother, then added, “and us.” She gave Lell a sideways look as she straightened a small silk bow on the bottom of her daughter’s custom-made Carolina Herrera gown.

  “He is the best.” Lell’s feelings for her mother vacillated between hero worship and hatred, but she was consistently elated to have made a match with a suitor that her mother approved of so heartily—and vocally.

  “He better be is what I’m saying, ’cause I just moved fifty million into his hedge fund,” Gene teased.

  “Must we discuss money now?” Emily’s tone was full of irritation.

  “Well, I want Lell to know about money and these things. Look, you’re protected by the pre-nup. I had a serious talk with Willoughby last week and let him know there will be no nonsense. It’s ironclad. The money is in your name, and it’s a premarital asset. Of course he’ll have access to it now. I figured you kids needed more money to get started.”

  “Thanks, Daddy.”

  “And I want you to close on an apartment as soon as you get back. Now that you’ll be Mrs. Willoughby Banks, you need to live at a serious address. Park Avenue.”

  “You’re preaching to the choir. It’s totally claustro. But Dad, can we talk about this later? I need to get ready.”

  “Certainly, sweetie.”

  “Gene, why don’t you go find Gus and Duke?” said Emily. “Make sure they’re dressed and don’t let them be late.”

  “Right-o.”

  When Lell’s father left, the bride stood up to take a look at herself in the mirror. She took a deep breath with a slow, paced exhale. So this was it. She was a striking young woman, five-foot-seven, with long dark hair and crystal blue eyes. Her skin was that creamy color that looks wonderful with a tan, and Lell and her four bridesmaids had just spent a week lying by the pool at her house in Jamaica in order to look perfectly bronzed for the big day. She would have been smashing walking down the aisle in just the ivory slip that she was wearing, or even a burlap sack for that matter. But she’d look spectacular in the gown that a dozen seamstresses had spent hours on. Carolina herself was scheduled to make the final adjustments before Lell sported it down the aisle.

  “You will be a beautiful bride, Eleanor.”

  “Thanks, Mom.”

  “Willoughby is a catch.”

  “I know.”

  The women shared a contented smile before Emily went to check in with the event planners.

  Part of Lell’s attraction to Will had been her mother’s early enthusiasm for the match. While she was more like her father in her status as a social butterfly, she always coveted her mother’s approval, since it was so much harder to attain. All of Lell’s previous suitors had been greeted with disdain, but her mother had brightened at the mere sight of Will when Lell had him come to a dinner with her parents at Elio’s two years ago. At first she loved to rebel by parading her suitors—disheveled artists in dire need of good haircuts or Brooklyn-based musicians with ear piercings—before her horrified mother. It had been great to see her squirm. She’d gone so far as to taunt her mother by mentioning marriage or out-of-wedlock babies and a life in the East Village. But deep down beneath the mother-daughter catfight, Lell wanted her mother to worship her choice. She wanted to choose the kind of man Emily would wish she had chosen instead of her scene-loving husband.

  That was Will to a T. When Lell met him on a sunny day in August on a friend’s yacht in the Vineyard, she was immediately impressed by the ease with which he carried himself and the way everyone in their crowd gravitated toward him. She had looked with disdain at her current squeeze, a greasy-haired bassist from Williamsburg, whose pasty butt she had dragged kicking and screaming out of the city, and decided that life didn’t have to be so difficult. Why should she suffer through moody artistes who would only end up living off of her money? Will was a much better option.

  The unanimous word used to describe Will was charming. He was also very socially comfortable; Lell could chuck him in any crowd and he’d swim. That was a relief compared to all the babysitting that so many of her previous beaux had required. And best of all, Will knew at once how to endear himself to Mrs. Pelham, and that was to be the slightest bit snobby and to treat Mr. Pelham with the smallest hint of patronization and derision. Mrs. Pelham thus felt that he was her brethren. The fact that the Banks family was very similar to the Wainguards was just the icing on the cake. Sometimes Lell felt that it was her mother who should be marrying Will. Too bad.

  “Here comes the bride!” boomed Polly Mecox, Lell’s matron-of-honor, as she burst into the room in her port-wine Vera Wang dress. She was followed by the other bridemaids, Hope Matthews, Meredith Knight, and Lell’s formerly fat cousin Samantha Wainguard.

  “Are you so psyched?” asked Hope.

  “Hell yeah,” said Lell with confidence. “I gave my very last blow job last night.”

  “Lell!�
� gasped Hope, laughing.

  “What?” said Polly. “No one polishes the helmet after the ring’s on the finger.”

  “And your men go for this?” asked Hope.

  “I give Henny a hummer exactly once a year. On his birthday,” said Polly sternly.

  “One too many times a year for me,” laughed Meredith.

  “This is gross,” said formerly fat Samantha with disgust.

  Polly, who hated being around the ghosts of obesity past, threw Lell a look that said, Why is your fugly cousin a part of this? Lell shrugged and changed the topic.

  “Now I have all my girls around me!” Lell reached out to take her admiring friends’ hands. “I’m all ready for this. In fact, I can’t wait. Bring it on.”

  “Um, Lell,” said a nervous assistant who appeared on the threshold. “Excuse me, but the photographer’s all set, and the girl with the necklace has arrived. She’s downstairs.”

  “Oh, good. Send her up.”

  chapter 3

  The gushing gaggle of bridesmaids cooed over Lell’s gown and flowers, pouring lavish compliments over every sparkling detail. Polly was no exception, but she was also thinking about her own down-the-aisle image—she’d dieted to a size 2 for the occasion. Hell, it may be the bride’s day but she was walking down the aisle in front of nine-hundred-and-something guests, too. And you know even though it’s the “bride’s day,” everyone checks out the bridesmaids.

  “Oh my God, Lellie, your shoes are stunning,” sighed Hope, with awe at the one-of-a-kind bejeweled stilettos from London.

  Polly nodded but felt a twinge of I’d-love-to-be-in-her-Choos jealousy. Polly Mecox had been the first of the gang to wed, five years earlier, to Henderson “Henny” Mecox IV. Her nuptials at age twenty-three had sculpted her identity. She’d been the first in their set with the glittering rock on her hand, she was the first Mrs.; it made her feel mature, special. But now everyone was getting married. Hope already had two children (although she never worried about sweet, harmless Hope), and it wasn’t so unique to be a Mrs. anymore; the novelty and sparkle of having The Ring had worn off. And now it was Lell’s turn. How could Polly possibly compete with all the fanfare and photographs? Even though she privately thought all the press Lell was getting for the wedding was frankly tacky, at the same time she frequently felt Kermit-green with pangs of envy.