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Animals Behaving Badly

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by Linda Lombardi


  devices and deceits

  family values

  heroic humans vs. bad animals

  kinky creatures

  misdirection

  muggers, burglars, and thieves

  natural behavior

  party animals

  ungrateful beasts

  See also dogs; specific animals

  antelopes

  ape vs. ape, devices and deceits

  See also specific primates

  appearance, lying about

  aquatic risk factor for kinky behavior

  Arizona

  Arkansas

  arsonists

  art careers of animals

  Asia

  asking for it, natural behavior

  assault, running amok, and arson

  Audubon Zoo in New Orleans

  Augsburg, Germany

  Australia

  Austria

  babirusas

  baboons

  heroic humans vs.

  kinky creatures

  muggers, burglars, and thieves

  natural behavior

  baby clothes and accessories eaten by dogs

  badgers

  badly behaving animals. See animals behaving badly

  bands and pigeons

  bathroom, snakes in

  BBC

  bears

  heroic humans vs.

  muggers, burglars, and thieves

  natural behavior

  party animals

  ungrateful beasts

  beauty as misdirection

  bees

  beetles

  Belize

  Bensch, Victoria

  Berani (orangutan)

  Berlin, Germany

  best man, bear as the

  billfish

  binge drinkers

  birds

  assault, running amok, and arson

  devices and deceits

  family values

  heroic humans vs.

  kinky creatures

  misdirection

  party animals

  ungrateful beasts

  See also specific birds

  biting by dogs

  blackbirds

  black cockatoos

  black eagles

  Blackie (cat)

  black rat snakes

  black-winged stilts

  blaming animals for human crime

  blue-footed booby chicks

  boars

  body-slamming by hummingbirds

  bonobos

  Boo Boo (cat)

  Boris (capybara)

  Borneo

  Bourke, Brent

  brains of dogs

  Brazil

  breakfast cereal and chipmunks

  breaking and entering

  breeding season and sex

  bridges to help dormice cross highway

  Britain

  British Columbia

  British MP toppled by cow

  broken wing deception by birds

  Bronx, New York

  Brookfield Zoo in Chicago

  Brookline, Massachusetts

  brown tree snakes

  bullying

  burglars, muggers, and thieves

  Busch (beer)

  buzzards

  California

  camels

  Cameron Park Zoo in Texas

  cane toads

  canines. See dogs

  cannibalism and infanticide

  Cape Town, South Africa

  capuchin monkeys

  capybaras

  cardboard door latch

  Caribbean

  caribou

  cars and dogs

  catnip

  cats

  assault, running amok, and arson

  devices and deceits

  dogs vs.

  heroic humans vs.

  muggers, burglars, and thieves

  natural behavior

  party animals

  ungrateful beasts

  Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

  chain saw bitten by a dog

  Chaos (dog)

  Chapramari Wildlife Sanctuary, India

  Charbonneau, David

  Charlottesville, Virginia

  Chattanooga, Tennessee

  Chernobyl disaster

  Chicago, Illinois

  chickens

  Chihuahuas

  child abuse

  child porn blamed on cat

  child-saving dogs

  chimps

  devices and deceits

  dogs vs.

  family values

  kinky creatures

  misdirection

  party animals

  ungrateful beasts

  China

  chipmunks

  choosing your poison

  Christian Science Monitor

  Cincinnati Zoo

  circle of life

  circus animals, escaped

  climate change

  cocaine

  cockroaches

  Cocteau, Jean

  codependent creatures

  coffee

  cold weather and affection

  Colorado

  Columbia, Brazil

  Columbus, Ohio

  Commonwealth Games of 2010

  communication

  devices and deceits

  dolphins

  communion received by dog

  concrete, breaking by chimp

  Connecticut

  Conniff, Richard

  conservation spokes-parrot

  coots

  corn snakes

  courtship by dolphins

  cows

  crocs

  cross-species (interspecies) sex

  crows

  cultural activities interference

  “cute” as misdirection

  cuttlefish

  dachshunds

  Daily Mail

  Dallas, Texas

  danger of nature

  Darwin, Charles

  date rape

  Davies, Mr.

  dead, mating with

  dead, playing

  Dead Duck Day

  death penalty

  deceits and devices

  degus

  Delhi, India

  democratic process interference

  Denver, Colorado

  Department of Sustainability and the Environment

  devices and deceits

  diamond thieves, dogs

  Dino (bear)

  dinosaurs

  Dipity (cat)

  disabled veteran and service monkey

  disrespect

  dogs

  accidents and dogs

  assault, running amok, and arson

  baby clothes and accessories eaten by

  bees eaten by

  biting

  brains

  cars and dogs

  cats vs.

  child-saving dogs

  chimps vs.

  devices and deceits

  diamond thieves

  eating everything in sight

  food tests with dogs

  guns and dogs

  heroic humans vs.

  injuries caused by dogs

  money eaten by dogs

  party animals

  police dogs

  scavengers, dogs as

  ungrateful beasts

  “working” dogs

  Dogs Never Lie About Love (Masson)

  dolphins

  door latch (cardboard)

  Doritos

  drinking alcohol

  drongos

  drug abuse

  drug-smuggling birds

  Dublin, Ireland

  ducks

  dwarf cavies

  dysfunctional families

  See also family values

  earwigs

  East Africa

  eating everything in sight, dogs

  “ecological citizenship”

  educated animals,
danger of

  egg-laying animals

  egrets

  Egypt

  electrical outages

  electrified wires, avoiding

  elephants

  assault, running amok, and arson

  family values

  heroic humans vs.

  muggers, burglars, and thieves

  natural behavior

  party animals

  elk

  Ellie (dog)

  employing animals

  emus

  enemies, our own worst

  England

  Erie, Lake

  escaped circus animals

  experience, ignoring our

  “extra-pair paternity”

  eyeglasses stolen

  Facebook

  family secrets

  family values

  fatherhood

  See also family values

  favorites (family)

  fearsome reputations as misdirection

  felines. See cats

  “femme fatales”

  fermentation as natural process

  fiber-optic cable destruction

  fiddler crabs

  filmmakers, animals as

  firefighters rescuing dog

  fireflies

  fish

  “fish-aggregating devices”

  flags stolen

  flamingos

  flat lizards

  flies

  floor squeegee escape

  Florida

  fly agaric mushrooms

  flyingsquirrels

  food, lying about

  food excuse

  food tests with dogs

  football interference

  footwear fetish

  foxes

  fox squirrels

  Frankfurt, Germany

  Fred (baboon)

  friend, man’s best. See dogs

  frogs

  fruit bats

  fruit flies

  Fuji, Mount

  Fu Manchu (ape)

  funnel web spiders

  fun vs. reproduction

  fur seals

  future, planning for the

  Gabon, Africa

  gambling, slot machine

  gangs

  gardener’s revenge

  gay animals

  geese

  Georges (dolphin)

  Georgia

  Germany

  gibbons

  Gibson, Jerry

  gloves stolen

  goats

  assault, running amok, and arson

  heroic humans vs.

  party animals

  golden lion tamarins

  Goodall, Jane

  gorillas

  Gough Island, South Pacific

  government action on animals behaving badly

  grand theft animal

  graylag geese

  gray squirrels

  great tits

  Greece

  Gregson, Paul

  groundhogs

  ground squirrels

  grouse

  Guam

  guanacos

  guarding livestock

  guns and dogs

  Guwahati, India

  Hambone Award

  Hammond, David

  Hamric, Bill

  Hamric, Joseph

  hamsters

  hangovers

  Hanuman

  harbor porpoises

  Hawaii

  Hawaiian monk seals

  Hawaii News Now

  Heavy Lamar (orangutan)

  “ helpful” males

  helping distressed creatures

  Henry, Paul

  heroic humans vs. bad animals

  herring gulls

  “ hippie monkey” (muriqui)

  Hogben, Ann

  Ho Hos

  home invasions

  home turf

  homosexuality

  honeybees

  Honeymoon Ridge, Australia

  Honolulu, Hawaii

  horses

  house mice

  house sparrows

  Houston, Texas

  howler monkeys

  Huffman, Professor

  human garments and accessories stolen

  humans (heroic) vs. bad animals

  human vices and crimes, animals doing

  hummingbirds

  hunger excuse

  hyenas

  ice-skating bear

  Idaho

  Ig Nobel Prize for biology

  Illinois

  impairments from substance abuse

  India

  individuals vs. bad animal behavior

  infanticide and cannibalism

  infrastructure disruptions

  injured, playing

  injuries caused by dogs

  “ innocent” wild things

  intelligence hypothesis, Machiavellian

  Internet access interference

  interspecies (cross-species) sex

  invasive species

  Iowa

  Iran

  Ireland

  Italian sandwich mugging in New Jersey

  Italy

  jackdaws

  Jack Russell terriers

  jaguars

  Japan

  Jean-Felix and wild turkeys

  jellyfish

  Jimmie (chimp)

  “Judas goats”

  junk food junkies

  kakapos

  kangaroos

  Karta (orangutan)

  Katherine, Australia

  Kauai, Hawaii

  kea parrots

  Kentucky (penguin)

  Kenya

  kestrels

  Khat (qat)

  Kiddo (cat)

  Kings of Leon

  kinky creatures

  kittiwakes

  Korea

  Kyrgyzstan

  Laing, Joan

  Lana (cat)

  langur monkeys

  law enforcement for animals behaving badly

  lawn ornaments and sex

  laws and ungrateful beasts

  laws protecting animals

  laziness of lions

  leaf edges used as tools

  learning family values

  leaves to make voices deeper

  lemurs

  lesson learned, natural behavior

  lightning

  Lincoln Park Zoo

  lions

  livestock guarding

  lizards

  llamas

  locoweed

  Long Beach, California

  Long Island, New York

  Lorenzo (parrot)

  Louisiana

  love, lying about

  Luang, Hu

  Lulu (dog)

  luring humans

  lying

  macaques

  devices and deceits

  heroic humans vs.

  kinky creatures

  natural behavior

  ungrateful beasts

  Machiavellian intelligence hypothesis

  Magic (cat)

  magnificence as misdirection

  magpies

  mahi-mahi

  mail delivery interference

  Maine

  Malaysia

  mallard ducks (Anas platyrhynchos)

  manatees

  Mangrum, Bobby

  man’s best friend. See dogs

  marine iguanas

  marmosets

  Martin, Joanne

  Maryland

  Massachusetts

  Masson, Jeffrey Moussaieff

  masturbation

  maternal instinct

  See also family values

  MEarth project

  meat ants

  meerkats

  Melbourne, Australia

  Memorial Day disruption

  Memphis, Tennessee

  menopause and sex

  meow-purr

  Mexico

  mice

  Michigan


  Middle East

  Minnesota

  Minnesota Zoo

  misdirection

  Missouri

  money eaten by dogs

  monkeys

  assault, running amok, and arson

  devices and deceits

  family values

  heroic humans vs.

  kinky creatures

  misdirection

  muggers, burglars, and thieves

  natural behavior

  party animals

  ungrateful beasts

  See also specific monkeys

  monogamy

  Montana

  moose

  morphine

  mountain sheep

  mounting chicks by parents

  muggers, burglars, and thieves

  multitalented marauders

  muriqui (“hippie monkey”)

  mushrooms

  mute swans

  National Geographic

  natural behavior

  naturalists

  Natuurhistorisch Museum Rotterdam

  Nazlat Imara, Egypt

  Nebraska

  necrophilia

  neglect

  New Caledonian crows

  New Delhi

  Newell’s Shearwater birds

  New Hampshire

  New Jersey

  newspaper reading interference

  New York

  New York City mayor bitten by groundhog on Groundhog Day

  New York Times

  New Zealand

  Noah (service monkey)

  “non-human persons” (dolphins)

  North Beaver Township Fire Department

  North Carolina

  Northern Territory News

  Nottinghamshire, England

  Nshi, China

  “obligate siblicide”

  octopus

  Of Mice and Men (Steinbeck)

  Ohio

  Ohio State University

  Oklahoma

  olive baboons

  Olson, Ms.

  Omaha Zoo

  omission, sins of

  opium

  oral sex

  orange hiding

  orangutans

  devices and deceits

  kinky creatures

  ungrateful beasts

  Oregon

  Orlando, Joe

  Oscar (cat)

  ostrich

  otters

  Otto (octopus)

  our own worst enemies

  oystercatchers

  pachyderms. See elephants

  paintings by animals

  pandas

  parenting

  See also family values

  Parnell, Peter

  parrots

  partners in crime

  party animals

  passport stolen

  Patagonia

  penguins

  family values

  kinky creatures

  natural behavior

  ungrateful beasts

  penis, snake biting a man’s

  Pennsylvania

  perversion

  “Peter Pan” orangutans

  pets and fooling humans

  peyote

  pheromones

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

  physical deception

  Pickering, Megan

  pigeons

  pigs

  pigtail macaques

  pit bulls

 

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