The Dead

by Charlie Higson

  ‘There was never a hundred of us,’ said Brooke.

  ‘Well, there was a lot.’

  ‘Greg’s rescued us last night,’ said Courtney. ‘We been a’right since then. It ain’t so bad on here. We got food and water and a toilet. But it’s bare slow, because most of the roads is blocked. Is a nightmare. We got to keep going round other ways, stopping and starting, avoiding people, going back the way we come. I dunno how long it’d normally take, but Greg’s already been driving for, like, hours.’

  ‘I reckon we’ll be a’right now,’ said Aleisha. ‘There’s more of us. Greg keeps picking people up. It’s better with more people. And you boys look tough enough.’

  ‘You can stay,’ said Courtney with a snigger.

  ‘So long as you do what we tell you,’ said Brooke. ‘Our bus, our rules.’

  ‘Where’s Greg taking you all, though?’ said Jack.

  ‘He’s gonna get us to London so’s we can go home,’ said Courtney.

  ‘Where was your school? Where are you all from?’

  ‘Willesden.’

  ‘Where’s Willesden?’ Ed asked.

  ‘You ain’t never heard of Willesden?’ Aleisha sounded amazed.

  ‘Nope.’

  ‘It’s in north-west London.’

  ‘It’s a dump,’ said Courtney.

  ‘I thought you might say that,’ said Ed.

  For a while there was silence as the five of them thought over all that had happened recently. Finally Aleisha spoke.

  ‘So we’ve all lost people,’ she said with a sad smile.

  ‘Yeah.’

  ‘But we gonna be a’right. Here come the girls!’

  Brooke, Courtney and Aleisha laughed and bumped fists.

  Ed felt weird. It was as if they were discussing losing a dog or a football match, not friends. It had been a terrifying few minutes of bloody carnage back at The Fez, and it sounded like the girls had been through hell themselves, but now here they were in this little bubble looking inwards, trying to laugh it all off.

  He’d noticed it before, the way people tried to pretend that things weren’t as bad as they were. It was a way of keeping the horror away, he supposed. When it came down to it, they were none of them any better, any cleverer, any more sorted than poor little Froggie with his dream of going on the London Eye.

  He was starting to feel a bit numb, pushing the memories to the side where he couldn’t feel them any more. You couldn’t go on being sad and scared all the time, could you, or you’d go mad.

  Talking to these mouthy girls was helping take his mind off things. It was helping take him to a normal place. Boys and girls. Flirting. Text messaging. My mate fancies you …

  They all knew it was a game.

  Let’s all pretend we’re just a bunch of ordinary girls and boys meeting on a bus. There’s nothing outside the bus. There’s only the bus.

  ‘You’re quite buff, you know,’ said Brooke, giving Ed the eye. ‘Your mate’d be all right if he didn’t have that thing on his face. If I go with a boy, he has to be, like, perfect.’

  Now it was Jack’s turn to laugh. ‘Ed’s nowhere near perfect.’

  ‘He’s better than you, darling.’

  ‘Well, maybe I don’t want to be your boyfriend.’

  ‘That’s good because you’re not going to be,’ said Brooke. ‘You can have Courtney. She’ll take anyone, because she’s fat. Although she’s quickly becoming skinny now. Any more of this starvation diet she can become a supermodel!’

  ‘You’re so full of it, Brooke,’ said Courtney.

  ‘Not as full of it as you. You look like you’ve eaten like a mattress, or something.’

  The coach swerved and Jack had to steady himself against a seat back.

  ‘Sit down!’ Greg barked from the front. ‘There’s trouble up ahead!’

  Ed swore. The bubble was burst.

  19

  Jack hurried to the front of the coach and leant on the back of Greg’s seat.

  ‘Didn’t you hear me?’ said Greg. ‘Sit down. This could get bumpy.’

  ‘I wanted to see what’s going on.’

  ‘I can cope all right by myself, thank you very much.’

  ‘Yeah, and so can I,’ said Jack. ‘I’ve got this far without you, and I’ve done that by not trusting anyone. Looking after number one.’

  ‘Yeah? Well, I’m number one now, pal,’ said Greg. ‘And don’t you forget it. Now d’you want to sit down or do you want me to knock you down?’

  ‘I’m sitting.’ Jack collapsed into a seat and did up the belt, leaning forward to try to see what was happening ahead.

  There were a lorry and several cars in the middle of the road about four hundred metres away. One of the cars appeared to be on fire. Nasty-looking black smoke billowed and boiled across the road. In among the smoke Jack could just make out some kind of fight taking place. It was hard to tell from this distance who was involved, whether it was kids or grown-ups or, most likely, both.

  Greg swore. ‘We’ll have to find another way round.’ He stamped on the brake and the coach snorted and shuddered to a halt.

  ‘There might be kids up there,’ said Jack.

  ‘Don’t make no difference,’ said Greg, checking the rear-view mirrors. ‘It’s too risky. We don’t have any idea what’s going on, or how dangerous it might be. Could be a full-scale war for all we know. We can’t risk the coach getting damaged. At the moment it’s all that’s keeping us safe. It’s a fortress on wheels and I aim to keep it that way. You want to go and see if there’s any kids need rescuing, Batman, you can get out and walk.’

  The coach was too long to turn round here. Greg put it into reverse and started to laboriously manoeuvre it backwards along the road. The warning system was giving out an insistent, irritating beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.

  Jack stayed silent, staring ahead. After a while he saw figures emerging from the smoke, limping, lurching, stumbling, swaying from side to side, but moving fast.

  ‘You need to go quicker,’ he said.

  ‘Oh, listen to Jeremy Clarkson,’ said Greg.

  ‘They look sick, but they can run …’

  ‘Shut it,’ Greg snapped. ‘I’m trying to concentrate here. I’m not a professional bleeding coach driver, am I? These things are a bugger to keep in a straight line.’

  The running figures were getting nearer and nearer.

  They were close enough now for Jack to see that they were definitely diseased. They were a mess, their skin blistered, their clothes hanging off them, smoke-blackened and blood-spattered.

  Greg managed to reverse past a turning before the first of the attackers reached them. A lanky young man of about twenty. He hurled himself at the windscreen and tried to get a grip. He tore off one of the wipers and Greg cursed. Then the rest of them arrived, some scrabbling at the door, others jumping up and banging their fists on the windscreen. A shrill high-pitched scream came from somewhere towards the back of the bus. Jack watched helplessly as the other wiper was ripped off.

  ‘Right,’ said Greg, wrenching the gear lever into first. ‘You asked for it.’

  He floored the accelerator and the coach juddered forward, quickly picking up speed and shaking off the first wave of attackers, who slithered out of the way and ran alongside, spitting with fury. Two stragglers were batted to the ground as the coach smashed into them and Greg spun the wheel, veering off on to the side-road.

  ‘It’s been like this all the way,’ he said. ‘Every time I pick a route I have to change it. And now we’ve lost them wipers we’re gonna be screwed if it rains much worse than this.’

  Ed came up to join Jack.

  ‘Everything all right?’

  ‘Can’t you lot stay sat down?’ Greg shouted.

  ‘Is the road blocked?’

  ‘We’ll find another way.’

  ‘Looks like we can make a left about a mile ahead,’ said the boy who was sitting in the seat behind Greg. He was studying a road map, squinting through his
wire-framed spectacles.

  ‘Thanks, son,’ said Greg, and he turned to grin at Jack and Ed. ‘That’s what I need, practical help. Not you bunch of toffs flapping about.’

  ‘Tell us what you need us to do and we’ll do it,’ said Ed.

  ‘I need you to sit down and shut up.’ Greg glanced back over his shoulder at his son. ‘We’re coping just fine, ain’t we, Liam?’

  ‘Yeah,’ said Liam quietly. He was a miniature of Greg in every way except that where his dad was loud and aggressive he looked slightly shy, almost embarrassed by him.

  ‘Good lad,’ said Greg. ‘He don’t say much, but he’s a bright one. Ain’t you, Liam? All his teachers say so.’

  ‘Nice to meet you, Liam,’ said Ed. ‘I’m Ed and this is Jack.’

  Liam looked down at the floor and mumbled something.

  ‘We could have done with you earlier,’ said Ed kindly. ‘We needed a map reader and you look like a pretty good navigator.’

  ‘And he didn’t learn none of that at school, neither,’ said Greg. ‘Everything he knows I’ve learned him.’

  ‘Where were you all going when we picked you up?’ Liam asked softly.

  ‘We were trying to get to the countryside,’ said Ed. ‘Thought it might be easier there.’

  ‘You’re joking, aren’t you?’ scoffed Greg. ‘Where d’you think we just come from? You don’t want to go to the countryside, pal, not unless you want to end up as dinner for some bunch of spotty Herberts.’

  ‘Can’t be any worse than the towns,’ said Ed.

  ‘You think? Everyone’s had the same idea as you – get away as far as possible from other people, get out of town, go back to nature, live off the land. They’ve watched too many Bear Grylls programmes on the telly. And what happens? They’ve all wound up in the great outdoors with everyone else. Don’t know what they thought they was gonna do when they got there. The roads are absolutely chocka with abandoned cars – that’s why we’ve taken so long to get back up this way. City types. Useless. Didn’t know one end of a cow from the other, most of them. Soon started fighting over what there was left, which wasn’t much, I can tell you. It’s all right one bloke and his dog living off the land – not millions of blokes, and their wives and girlfriends, and boyfriends and kids and bleeding hamsters. Millions of them there was. That’s why the towns are empty. You know what you would have found if you’d made it to the countryside proper?’

  ‘What?’ Jack asked.

  ‘Fields and fields and fields piled high with dead bodies. Stinking, rotten, flyblown corpses. That’s what you’d have found. Death and disease like you can’t imagine. It’s bloody chaos. I don’t have the words to describe it. Maybe if I’d been to a fancy school like you I would, I could quote some poetry or some Shakespeare maybe. To be or not to be. I’m not a poet. I’m a butcher.’

  ‘A butcher?’ Ed didn’t know why, but he found this quite funny.

  ‘Yeah.’ Greg nodded towards a black case in the luggage rack above the first row of seats. ‘You don’t believe me you can check out me knives. Never go anywhere without them.’

  ‘I believe you,’ said Jack.

  ‘Yeah, good, well, so I might not know much about words, but I do know about livestock. About animals. Dead animals, I’ll give you that, but animals all the same. Meat. That’s what I understand. Meat. You know what it says on my shop sign, my motto, like? MEAT IS LIFE. I run an organic butcher’s in Islington. You probably heard of it – Greg’s Organic Gaff. Well, your mum and dad might of. I been on the telly a few times. The One Show and that. My sausages have won more awards than you can count. Butcher of the Year two years running, I was. So don’t tell me I don’t know about meat. And to know about meat you got to know about animals. I got me suppliers, you see, organic farmers and that, and I have to visit them regular. See where the meat’s coming from. Well, when this all kicked off, I was down there, on one of the farms near Maidstone, with Liam. He likes to visit the farms, don’t you, son?’

  Liam nodded.

  ‘Good farm. Good meat. One of me top boys he was, the gaffer, Big Paul McLaren. He said we could stay with him till things blew over. Reckoned we’d be better off there on the farm with him and his lads. Well, things never did blow over, did they? We’ve fortified the place. Wasn’t hard. Big Paul had guns and everything for shooting vermin. Came in well handy for shooting trespassers. Had like a smokery in a barn. We’ve smoked enough meat to get by on, and we’ve held out for a while, but it soon got silly. In the end Big Paul and all his family start getting sick, don’t they? Wasn’t nice. Had to shoot them and all. All except his youngest boy, Little Paul. Then the animals started to get sick. I’m a butcher not a vet, and without Big Paul we didn’t know what to do. Couldn’t risk eating them no more. I’ll tell you it was nuts. Too many crazies turning up. Dead bodies rotting everywhere. We realized we had to get out of there. Thought we might as well try and get home, the boy and me.’

  ‘What happened to Little Paul?’ Jack asked.

  ‘Never made it,’ said Greg simply, and didn’t explain any further.

  ‘We found the coach after two days,’ said Liam.

  ‘Only just in time,’ said Greg. ‘I drive me butcher’s van all over, more of a truck than a van, really, so I know a bit about these things. I’m like Noah’s ark on here, aren’t I? Be perfect if it weren’t for them three harpies at the back – Girls Aloud.’

  ‘What are you going to do when you get to London?’ Ed asked, hoping Greg might have a plan.

  ‘Dunno, but there must be food all over,’ Greg replied. ‘Lying around in shops and warehouses and people’s kitchen cupboards. Everyone got into hoarding in a big way when it all started going tits-up, and then they’ve all died before they could eat much of it. There’s got to be more nosh stockpiled in London than in the countryside, I reckon. But the real reason we want to get back is … You tell ’em, Liam.’

  ‘We want to get back to see the Arsenal.’

  Ed laughed. ‘I don’t think they’re still playing.’

  ‘He knows that, smart arse,’ said Greg. ‘He means the stadium. The Emirates, as was. That’s like a church for me and Liam, a cathedral of dreams. We’ve spent our best days there, ain’t we, son? We just want to get back home where we can see it.’

  Greg twisted round in his seat to study Jack and Ed.

  ‘You probably think that’s stupid, don’t you?’

  ‘No,’ said Jack. ‘Seems as good a reason as any to go to London.’

  ‘Yeah, well, I ain’t stupid, pal.’

  ‘Didn’t say you were.’

  ‘You gotta have something to believe in,’ Greg went on. ‘Keeps you going. Stops you from chewing on your own dark thoughts.’

  ‘Can I ask you something?’ Jack asked.

  ‘Fire away.’

  ‘You won’t get angry?’

  ‘Can’t guarantee it. It depends if it’s a stupid question.’

  ‘Why haven’t you got sick like everyone else?’

  ‘Don’t know, don’t care.’

  ‘But it’s important,’ said Jack. ‘We thought everyone older was –’

  ‘Listen,’ said Greg, interrupting Jack. ‘You must have seen it yourselves. Some of them, didn’t make no difference what age, what sex, what race, just so long as they was over fourteen, they’ve pretty much got ill straight away and within a few hours they’ve dropped down dead. Others took longer to die, a few days. Others didn’t die at all. They’re still wandering around out there dribbling and squeezing their spots. The disease takes everyone different. Me, I must have a special gene or some antibodies or whatever that’s protecting me. Yeah? Or maybe I’m just stronger. I can fight it off. I mean, let’s face it, nobody knows why you lot, you kids, ain’t got sick. Look at you, all bright eyes and rosy cheeks. It’s not bloody fair. Kids these days, spoilt, want everything on a plate. Well, now you got it, you’ve got the world to yourselves. How d’you like it, eh? Your dreams came true; you got your three wishes. No
more pesky adults to mess up your spoilt little lives. Except for them out there. The nutters. The walking bags of pus. What was it the Scared Kid called them? The mothers and fathers. Ha ha! Welcome to paradise. Have a nice stay. Turn out the lights before you leave. Now, I’m starving. I can’t keep this up on an empty stomach. I gotta eat something.’

  He slammed on the brakes and reared up at Jack and Ed, a leery smile exposing two rows of neat little teeth.

  ‘How’s about I start with you two, eh?’ he snarled, then burst out laughing as Jack and Ed shrank away from him.

  ‘Your faces!’ he said. ‘What a picture.’ He chuckled and looked to Liam, who was smiling sheepishly. ‘Did you see them soft sods, Liam? What a picture. What a bloody picture.’

  He applied the handbrake and switched off the engine.

  ‘Don’t worry, lads,’ he said, standing up and stretching. ‘I never eat boys for lunch … I prefer a nice salad.’

  20

  They’d stopped on a long straight stretch of open road with good views in all directions. If anyone approached them, they would be clearly visible.

  Greg rationed out food from the cardboard boxes stacked at the back of the bus, moaning all the while that with all the newcomers there was less to go round. Jack wondered why he’d picked them up in the first place if he didn’t want them on board, but he reckoned Greg just wanted to make sure everyone knew who was in charge.

  It wasn’t as if their lunch was exactly five stars, either. It was bags of crisps and Cheestrings mostly, with some stale Nutri-Grain, although Jack noticed that Greg had his own separate food supply that he kept in a cool box stashed behind his seat. He and Liam sat up front eating alone.

  Jack was sitting halfway back with Chris Marker, who was eating a bag of crisps while reading his book. Jack was happy with the arrangement. He didn’t want to talk. He didn’t want to think either, so he was reading the information on the back of his own crisp packet. He was surprised by how much there was to read.