Delayed Penalty: A Pilots Hockey Novel

by Sophia Henry

  “So what? You aren’t going to speak to me?” Aleksandr touched my arm just as the locker-room door swung shut in front of me. Damn.

  I turned to face him. “No need to talk. All I need to do is translate.”

  His eyes found mine and when he spoke, his voice was soft. “I’m sorry, Audushka.”

  “It’s Auden.” I refused to let my guard down again. I’d trusted him with a piece of myself and gotten humiliated. I was done.

  “Don’t be like that. I said I was sorry. What else do you want?”

  “I just want to do my job and go home.”

  “You’re ridiculous, Auden.” Aleksandr pounded the locker-room door with his fist, and I flinched. He spun around and trudged to the showers. Had we been in a cartoon, steam would have been pouring from his ears.

  “He’s not interested,” an unfamiliar Russian voice said.

  Startled, I turned to see Pilots forward Pavel Gribov standing so close that I could smell the grape sports drink on his breath. I backed away. “Excuse me?”

  He slithered into my space, towering over me as he leaned close. His face gleamed, slimy with game sweat, and there was a black void where his two front teeth should have been. “He has no interest in you. If you want to tease someone’s cock, I’ve got one right here.” He grabbed his crotch, jiggling the front of his gray boxer briefs at me.

  I tightened my hold on my messenger bag, shuddering as I elbowed my way past him. The interaction with him reminded me of an old saying I’d modified.

  When the going gets tough, get going.

  Chapter 5

  “So when’s your audition?” Kristen asked, plopping onto the couch next to me.

  Kristen and Lacy came over to hang out at my grandparents’ house, which I appreciated because I still felt like a child around my grandparents, despite my age. My friends created a sense of normalcy and kept my head in a relatively mature place.

  “Sorry?” I asked. Page fifty-three of my book should have been ingrained in my memory, considering the amount of time I stared at it. But instead of reading, I was analyzing Aleksandr’s aggravating shenanigans. The more I obsessed about it, the more irritated I became. If the intense, emotional, pissed-off frenzy going on in my head could manifest itself physically, I’d be covered in hives.

  “When’s the singing audition with the hipster from Canada? I thought for sure you’d tell us so we could help you pick out something to wear,” Kristen explained as she leaned toward me to tuck her lower leg under her butt.

  “And a song,” Lacy added, wandering into the living room with a plate piled with apple slices and graham crackers. Gram must be at work in the kitchen. It was her trademark snack to make for my friends. Throw in some hot chocolate, and I was in second grade again. So much for feeling like an adult.

  “Oh, um, yeah. I haven’t called him.” I removed from my book the beer coaster on which Greg had written his number.

  “I can’t believe you haven’t called him yet.” Kristen snatched the coaster out of my hand. “I’m doing it.”

  “KK, don’t,” I pleaded, reaching for the coaster.

  “What can it hurt?” she asked, pulling her cell phone out of her back pocket. “It’s only a tryout.”

  I shrugged and looked down at my book. What would it hurt? After being cut from the soccer team, I was one kick in the gut away from shaving my head and going on a deranged Twitter rant. I should start taking drugs, so I would have something to blame it all on.

  “If you don’t want me to call, I won’t,” Kristen said. She held up the coaster in one hand and her cell phone in the other.

  I took a deep breath and swiveled my head between Kristen and Lacy. They would be disappointed in me if I didn’t do it, and, more important, I’d be disappointed in myself. An unfamiliar, narcissistic gnawing feeling plagued me, telling me I needed to be good at something again. I hated feeling like a disappointment.

  I closed my eyes and let out my breath. “All right, go ahead.”

  “You sure?” Kristen asked.

  “Just do it before I change my mind.” I covered my face with my hands, refusing to watch as Kristen dialed the numbers scrawled on the coaster.

  “May I speak to Greg, please?” Kristen asked, sounding confident and professional. “I’m calling on behalf of Auden Berezin. Who am I? Um, I’m her manager?” She covered the mouthpiece to conceal her laugh.

  I kicked her shin with my bare foot. Lacy threw an apple slice at her.

  “When can she meet you?” Kristen paused and put her finger in her free ear after waving to shut us up. “Tonight is perfect. Yes. Sure. She’ll be there. Thanks, Greg. Nice speaking with you.” Kristen flipped her phone shut. “That’s how it’s done, ladies.”

  “Tonight? It’s tonight?” I asked.

  “Well, if you would have called sooner, you might have had more time to prepare,” she scolded.

  “So you’re her manager?” Lacy asked. “Does that mean you get a cut of what she makes?”

  “Whoa.” I held my hands out in front of me. “Let’s see if I get the job before we talk about who gets cuts of what. It might pay in beer for all we know.”

  “Almost as good as cash,” Kristen said. Then she clasped her hands together. “What are you gonna wear?”

  “What are you going to sing?” Lacy asked.

  I fell back onto the couch. “I don’t know. I need to start getting ready now.”

  “Your audition isn’t until eight. Eight o’clock at his place,” Kristen told me.

  I turned my head to look at her. “Are you kidding me?”

  “No, that’s what he said,” Kristen answered, feigning innocence.

  “Please throw another apple at her,” I told Lacy. Eight o’clock at Greg’s place. A whole new flood of nerves hit me. “I was hoping it would be more of an afternoon audition in a garage.”

  “Singing for a hot man after dark,” Lacy said with a sigh. “Lucky girl.”

  “He wasn’t hot,” I said.

  “That’s because you love Crazy Hair,” Kristen teased.

  “Speaking of him,” I began. “Turns out he’s the client that Viktor got me a job with.”

  “No!” Kristen and Lacy said in unison.

  “Yeah. So that was awkward.”

  “Spill,” Kristen commanded.

  “The jackass played a prank on me on my first night translating. Saying a ton of stuff I couldn’t tell reporters. I had to make up answers on the spot. It was super embarrassing.”

  “Why would he do that?” Lacy asked.

  “He said it’s what hockey players do. Prank the rookies.” Just thinking about it got me all worked up. Again.

  “What did he say?” Kristen asked.

  “He made fun of a reporter’s glasses and said I had a nice ass.”

  “And you’re mad, why?” Kristen asked.

  “Come on, KK. It was my first night on the job. He was trying to make me mess up and look like an idiot.”

  When Kristen started to open her mouth, I leaned over and put my palm over it.

  “Stop. Even if I do find it in my heart to forgive him, I cannot date him. He is my client. In a professional job,” I said.

  Kristen licked my hand, and I recoiled, wiping it against my jeans. “You’re disgusting.”

  “I just think you’re making too big a deal of it,” she said. “I’m not saying it wasn’t a jerk-off thing to do. I’m just saying it could’ve been way worse.”

  “Greg told me I didn’t have stage presence.” Subject change. Kristen scrunched up her face and stuck her tongue out at me. I ignored her. “How do I get that?”

  “One word. Sexy. You have to have a sexy outfit and a sexy song,” Lacy began. “And you have to sing it sexy. You have to make him want to get in your pants before the song is through. But don’t let him,” she warned. “He’s sort of like your boss, isn’t he?”

  “Okay,” I said, sitting up, rolling my head from shoulder to shoulder like I was about to che
ck into the biggest game of my life. “Ultimate sexiness and no getting in my pants. Got it. Anything else?”

  Lacy burst out laughing. “You need to wear those leather pants you have. You do have a great ass.”

  Guess Aleksandr had been right.

  “I think black, smoky eyes with a red lip, very rock and roll!” Kristen said. “Maybe a nude lip. Red might be a bit much with the eyes.”

  “Definitely red. A matte rather than a gloss. We want to make an impact, remember,” Lacy agreed.

  I stopped listening, since it was clear I was out of the equation. Let these girls figure out my look. I had to come up with a song and that “stage presence.” Why wasn’t a song popping out at me? Maybe because I didn’t know what an audition song was supposed to be. I didn’t know what songs worked best with my voice. When I sang, it would be whatever I was thinking about or listening to at the time.

  My friends and I discussed the outfit possibilities for over an hour before we couldn’t stand it any longer and started experimenting. After trying on what felt like a hundred different clothing ensembles, from jeans and a vintage Rolling Stones T-shirt to a skintight black dress, I decided on one.

  As the clock ticked closer to eight p.m., Kristen and Lacy worked feverishly, straightening my hair and applying makeup. They wanted to get done with enough time to spare for a dress rehearsal.

  I didn’t recognize myself when I stepped in front of the full-length mirror hanging from my closet door. My hair fell in soft, blond waves down my back, glistening with shine serum. Kristen had done an amazing job on my thick, black-rimmed eye makeup and the deep, red lip gloss that she and Lacy decided on, but I was stunned by the outfit I had chosen.

  My breasts were the focal point of my costume, having been maneuvered, taped, and squeezed into a black corset top. I had a sinking feeling that they would pop out if I hit too high a note. A pair of black leather pants that I had purchased for a Halloween costume sat low on my hips, and red patent heels completed the ensemble.

  You look like a streetwalker, Gram’s voice said in my head. That had been her comment on the one occasion during high school when I’d worn brown mascara and coated my lips in sheer pink gloss instead of my normal Lunar Lime Lip Smackers.

  “I can’t wear this,” I said, and began unbuttoning the pants.

  Lacy slapped at my hand. “You look hot. Leave it alone. Here.” She thrust a bottle of vodka at me.

  “You brought vodka?” I looked over my shoulder at the door as if my grandparents were standing there waiting to bust us.

  “Stop worrying and loosen those hips,” Lacy said as I accepted the bottle.

  “Hope this helps me figure out how I’m going to get out of the house in this outfit.” I tilted the bottle at my friends, scrunched my eyes shut, and took a tiny swig. “No chaser?” I handed the bottle back to Lacy.

  “Buck up, Auden. Act like a lead singer.” Lacy lifted the vodka to her lips, then passed it to Kristen.

  In an effort to calm my nerves, I counted sheep as I scrolled through the music library on my laptop. Kristen and Lacy were my friends; they wouldn’t let me bomb my first audition.

  —

  “Thanks for coming,” Greg greeted me. He held the door open until I walked through. I followed him down a flight of stairs.

  “This place is amazing.” A complete music studio took up the entire basement. I immediately felt better about auditioning at Greg’s house. It wasn’t as sketchy a situation as I’d imagined.

  “Yeah, my dad’s a musician, so he lets us practice here when I’m home from school.” Greg shrugged. “That’s Josh.” Greg pointed to a tall, skinny guy with short, spiky black hair sitting behind a full drum kit.

  “I’m Aaron.” A short guy leaning against the far wall raised his hand. I hoped he was starting dreads, because his light brown hair clumped in various spots, like he’d twisted it that way to get dreads started. “ ’Sup, beautiful?”

  “It’s Auden,” I corrected. My tone was sharp, because I wanted them to treat me as an equal, not a piece of meat.

  “Alrighty then.” Greg slipped a guitar strap over his neck. “What do you need us to play?”

  “Do you guys know Social Distortion? ‘Making Believe’?” I asked, looking from Greg to Josh to Aaron. Josh’s blank face and Aaron’s scowl told me they didn’t. Great, I’d pissed them off in the first two minutes.

  “How the fuck are we supposed to know that?” Aaron asked. He turned to Greg. “I thought you said she was singing the Violent Femmes.”

  “She can sing whatever she wants.” Greg glared at Aaron.

  I tried not to let Aaron’s glower throw me off. This was all in good fun, just me stepping out of the tiny box I’d sealed myself in when I’d chosen soccer above all other interests.

  “Sorry. I know it’s a random song.” I hoped the comment would help mellow the situation. Instead, it was met with more blank stares and more scowling. So far the audition was going exactly as I’d imagined. Crash and Burn Berezin at my best.

  Since I’d never auditioned before, I had a difficult time keeping my pitch while singing a cappella and remembering to have some sort of stage presence. I went with what came to me, and hoped that nodding my head and rapping my hand against my thigh with the beat impressed them.

  When I finished, I looked up through the thick, fake eyelashes that Lacy had glued to my lash line. None of the guys spoke. Josh had moved to the edge of his stool and crossed his arms over his chest. Greg and Aaron stood off to the side, observing, I guess. Nerves pulsed through me as the silence persisted.

  “That was fucking wicked!” Josh yelled, jumping off his stool. “Where did you say you found her? Karaoke at O’Callahan’s?”

  I fastened the microphone back into the stand and let them talk like I wasn’t even in the room.

  “Sing another,” Aaron demanded, challenging me without looking up. He was standing as far away as possible.

  “Sure,” I said, pausing a moment before breaking into “I’ll Stand by You.” It was one of my favorite songs, plus it was a believable ballad to accompany my rocker-chic gear.

  Greg joined in first, strumming along with my lyrics. After a minute Josh jumped in, too. Pulling the microphone from the stand, I approached Aaron, like a cheetah stalking her annoyed prey. I touched his shoulder, but he shrugged me off. When I started serenading him using ridiculous, exaggerated hand and arm movements, his lips curved into a smile.

  “You’re mental,” he said. I didn’t even try to deny it.

  “All right, we’ve heard enough,” Greg said, flipping a switch that caused the microphone to go out. I walked back to the microphone stand grinning. Humor could break almost anyone down.

  “So what did you think?” I asked.

  “You’ve got a great voice. You’re obviously hot,” Greg said, before his eyes settled on the floor. “We’re considering you.”

  “Are you considering many others?” I asked. Didn’t want to get my hopes up.

  “We got nothing,” Josh said. Though it sounded more like “Me mot mutten” because he was flicking a lighter at the cigarette dangling out of the corner of his mouth.

  “Dude! You can’t smoke in here,” Greg told him. Josh rolled his eyes but lowered the lighter and got up from his stool.

  “I appreciate you guys letting me audition.” I started toward the stairs, but then stopped and turned around before my foot hit the first step. “So, um, when should I expect to hear from you?”

  “When you come back on Wednesday for rehearsal,” Greg said.

  “Seriously?” I asked.

  “After our old singer left, we ran ads in the Central State Post and on the campus radio station. A few people tried out, but no one with pipes like yours. Can’t believe you’ve never sung before,” Greg said, shaking his head.

  “Awesome. Thanks. Oh, I have a job, so is it okay if I check my schedule and let you know when I can be back?”

  “Are you kidding me?” Aaron as
ked. “You know this takes time and dedication, right?”

  Geez, I thought I’d won that dude over.

  “I wasn’t trying to be a jerk,” I explained. “I just got cut from the soccer team and I have to have a job because I lost my scholarship.”

  “Damn,” Josh said, grabbing a black hoodie off the chair next to me.

  “Yeah, well—” Aaron’s eyes lost some of their fighting flare. “See you later, Auden.”

  “I’ll walk you out,” Josh said.

  I climbed the steps two at a time, pushed the door open, and held it for Josh, who was on my heels.

  “Holy shit. I’m in a band,” I said, unable to contain my excitement.

  “Welcome to the jungle.” Josh cupped a hand around his cigarette and flicked his lighter multiple times to unfavorable results. The blustery winds wouldn’t let up, so I stood in front of him to shield the next gust. “You’re a kick-ass girl,” he said, turning his head and blowing the smoke away from me.

  “Gotta take care of my boys.” I winked and skipped to my car.

  Very rock and roll.

  Soccer. A band. It was all the same to me. And it felt damn good to be part of a team again.

  Chapter 6

  “Soccer. Kerby Field. Pick you up in ten minutes,” Drew ordered when I answered the phone the following morning.

  “It’s out of your way. I’ll just drive over there,” I said, holding the phone to my ear with my shoulder, crawling to shut my bedroom door.

  “I’m going through Auden withdrawals,” he whined.

  “Okay. I’ll be ready.”

  Drew Bertucci and I went to elementary school and high school together. One of my favorite childhood memories was riding our bikes to the sports store three blocks from my house to buy hockey cards when one of us would come in to some birthday or holiday cash. Our friendship survived even after I’d made a fool of myself by writing him a note asking if he wanted to be more than friends.