"Lucky you," she remarked. "I remember all about my pregnancies, one right after the other. I had no rest between times at all, even though you hated it when I was pregnant! It really surprised me when you let that ET get to you."
"I didn't let her. That's not true! I was raped," he cried.
"Oh, come on, By. Raped? Did you call for help? Did you fight?"
He snarled, "I was in no condition to do either. You think I'd have done this willingly? My life has been completely disrupted."
She chuckled, a totally unfamiliar sound. "Well, so was mine, over and over."
"No, Janet, it's not the same thing, that was your duty, but I've been robbed of my life. I've been forced to continue a pregnancy I didn't want."
"It was only an inconvenience, By." She laughed. "You wouldn't let me have that excuse."
"Janet, damn it, stop laughing! I want to talk to the boys."
"Stop laughing? By, when I heard you were pregnant, the load seemed to drop from my shoulders. You know, I giggled for two solid days, and I haven't been hungry since. I've dropped fifty pounds, I've got a good job, and the boys tell me I look great. I'll ask the boys to call you, By, but they were so embarrassed, your being pregnant by an ET, I'm not sure they'll do it anytime soon. I sent you a letter. Lupe said she put it on your bedside table."
Before he could bellow, she had hung up on him. He went upstairs, found the dusty letter and opened it: just a line of text and a photograph. He stared at it.
Dink called from the foot of the stairs. "By? You all right?"
"Get out," the senator yelled. "You and Arthur get out of here. I want to be by myself!"
He heard the door shut behind them. Janet looked marvelous in the picture. God, he didn't remember she'd ever looked like that. And the boys... the two boys. They looked so much like her. They didn't look anything like him. Why hadn't he seen that? They didn't look anything like him at all! And that horrible squirming thing on Inkleoza hadn't looked like him either!
Bert Shipton was dropped off at his home in Albuquerque. He had forgotten it was being repossessed, a fact of which he was forcefully apprised by the new owners when they found him ransacking the kitchen for beer. He'd been keeping himself sane by anticipating the beer he would drink when he got back to Earth, and now here he was, and there wasn't any. At loose ends, he wandered down the street, thinking he'd stop in to see Larry Cinch. Larry was out in the alley, fixing his car.
"Well, stranger," said Larry, wiping his hands on a greasy rag. "Haven't seen you in a year or better. Thought you'd died. Say, isn't that a kick about Benita?"
"What about her?" Bert wanted to know.
"She's some high mucky-muck in Washington. Special attach‚ for something or other to the U.N. Sorry about the dee-vorce, but you're prolly better off."
"What dee-vorce?"
"She married somebody else. Since nobody could find you, and the ET's said you'd prolly been eaten, the president got you declared dead by special act of Congress. Part of a compensation package for the intermediary."
"Hell, I'm not dead. Never was dead!"
"I'll bet nobody knows you're alive! If that don't frost the cake. Here, have a beer. Any man just recent dead deserves a beer."
Bert took it in hand and drank deeply. His face turned red, he choked, then spewed the contents across the fence with a cough that reached down into his thighs. He felt as though his insides were coming out. Another sip brought the same reaction.
"You're one, huh," said Larry, with a sympathetic shake of the head. "That's too bad."
"I'm one what?" gasped Bert.
"One of those that shouldn't drink. The ET's, they've put some stuff in the air. It's to keep people from endangering other people. People who get nasty when they drink can't drink. They heave it up. People who don't drive safely can't drive. They forget how. Simple, huh? Nobody can smoke until they're eighty-five, and people who plan to shoot other people go into screaming fits if they touch a gun. Either that or the gun shoots them. Gun sales are down over eighty percent.
"Funny how we didn't know that most people who bought guns were really thinking about killing people? Turns out they were, though. Even me. I have this kind of fantasy about killin' my wife an' her mother. Didn't ever take it serious, but got to admit, I'd thought about it. So, I can't buy a gun, but I can drink, so long as it's no more than one beer an hour, no more than five in any one day."
After a few minutes of watching Larry enjoying his beer, Bert decided to go see if he could find somebody else to talk to. He wandered down to the police station. Though he'd spent some time locked up, he also had friends there. Sergeant Wilkes and Joe Keene and... lots of people.
The place was like a graveyard.
"Hey," he yelled. "Gimme a little service here."
Wilkes came out of the office and stared at him in astonishment. "Bert? I thought you was dead."
"I'm not dead, Jim," Bert replied testily, repeating: "Never was dead."
"Well, I be damned," said the sergeant. "Hey, you hear about Benita?"
"Larry tole me."
'That was somethin, wasn't it? Remember how she used to go down to the shelter to hide out when you was on a rampage? Boy, you two used to get into it. You used to whack her a good one, ever now and then." He shook his head sadly. "None of that stuff happens anymore."
"Whatta you mean, none of that stuff? Wives don't drive men crazy anymore? That'd be the day."
The sergeant shook his head. "Hardly ever. It just don't happen like it used to. I think it's something in the air, you know. Like the antidrunk dust." He rearranged some papers on the desk, raising a cloud of ordinary dust in the process. "Heard your house got sold."
"Damn Benita! She didn't pay the mortgage."
"You know, if you need a job or a place to sleep, you should go down to that shelter where she used to go. It's not for women anymore. They call it a Glusi Center now. Like a homeless shelter. Got some real good programs for people sort of... at loose ends, you might say."
Bert figured he was at loose ends. Until he could get hold of Benita. Make her pay him some alimony or something. He'd have to think about that.
His feet remembered the way to the shelter, even if his brain didn't. It was still right where it had been, in back of the old Methodist church, but it had a new sign.
Glusi Center-Life Plans for the Needy
Inside, a pleasant young woman helped him fill out a questionnaire, had him hold his ideogram in front of a machine, then gave him a card that told him where to get his clothes washed, where to get dinner that night, and a bed to sleep in, where to breakfast tomorrow, and where to go to work the next morning. "Free." She smiled. "All the services are free. And when you go to work tomorrow, you'll get another card with the next day's schedule on it, and on weekends, you get weekend cards for recreation activities, movies, or sports. All free."
"What I don't feel like working?" he asked, summoning truculence.
"That's fine. You do what you like. If you'd rather lie around all day, you can do that, but it gets pretty boring, you know, when you can't drink or smoke and there's no TV until evening and you can't loiter."
"Whadda you mean, can't loiter?"
"Loitering isn't allowed. Streets are for transit. Everyone is happier if he's going somewhere and doing something. If one isn't working, one should be enjoying life, meditating, recreating, relaxing in some appropriate place. If you'd rather meditate or relax than work, that's fine, here's a list of meditation and relaxation centers."
"And if I don't want to meditate?" he cried, outraged.
"That's fine," she said. "That's perfectly fine. We'll find something else for you to do."
Bert wandered out, feeling aimless. He should, he felt, be really angry about moocow, but somehow, it was all too much effort. The streets were empty except for people obviously going somewhere. And he couldn't drink beer, or anything alcoholic. And he couldn't smoke, he wasn't even fifty yet.
The address sheet
said there was a meditation center a block away. He turned left and found the entrance, a plain door with a symbol on the doorway that looked like a head with rays coming out of it. He remembered the building first as a warehouse and then later as a place where Larry's friend used to store bales of marijuana. Now, however, rows of pillows were lined up on the floor, a few of them occupied by quiet people. Bert sat down.
A voice spoke to him, very softly. "Let's think about things," it said. "Let's decide what we can do today that will be useful...."
Bert tried to get up, but his legs wouldn't work, and the voice in his head said, "That's fine, we can go when we've finished, but we don't want to go just yet, do we? No. We want to think about being useful..." And the voice went on, and on, and on, until it was time for lunch.
"That's fine," said the smiling lady at the lunch counter when he complained about too much salad. "Tomorrow, you choose something else."
"That's fine," said the man at the shelter that night. "Here's your card for tomorrow and a list of other shelters."
"That's fine," said the boss the next morning, when Bert reported and said he didn't want to work. "You can go to the meditation center."
"That's fine," said Bert a week or so later, looking at himself in the mirror of the room that had his name on it, room 502 at Glusi Housing Center #10. His boss on the painting crew had told him he was doing really well. The food at the center tasted better all the time. "That's just fine," he said, trying to identify the strange feeling he had. Really weird. After a while, he decided he felt contented.
Benita-ONE YEAR LATER
About a year later, Benita was in her new office in Washington, D.C., talking to her assistant, Jewel.
"Did you get monthly reports from the Glusi Centers?" she asked, checking a previous item off her list.
Jewel referred to her notebook. "Finished this afternoon, Bennie. Leonard says he'll bring them up as soon as they're printed. Preliminary indications were, glusi population requiring assistance was down maybe three percent."
"Three percent down," she breathed. "That's a first! That's wonderful. We started with four percent of the total population as glusi, and Chiddy said the total shouldn't exceed one percent of the population, so we're on our way down. Great!"
"Let's hope Chiddy was right. Can I get you some coffee, Bennie?"
"I'm fine, thanks. Have we had any more media fallout from the lawsuits those pregnant guys brought?"
"Not particularly. There was some case law involving rapists who'd been sued, but the courts just won't call what the Inkleozese did rape. There've been a few columns advocating recompense for their time and trouble, or in the case of the guys who didn't make it, payment to families. All the survivors are back now, all in good health, all returned to their homes. Of course, a number of their wives went elsewhere during their absence."
"The wives surely didn't blame their husbands."
"As a matter of fact, some of them did. In the morning paper, Mrs. Morse was quoted as saying her husband asked for it, talking the way he did. If he didn't want to be raped, he should have been more careful what he said."
"Which Mrs. Morse was that?" Benita asked.
"The first one. The second one was nicer. She seemed to be really fond of him."
"Lupe?"
"Right."
"Well, Lupe has always been said to be fond of a lot of people. She's a very... gregarious person. Anything else?"
"Your daughter called. She says she hasn't seen her brother in weeks, and have you heard from him?"
"Oh, my goodness, yes. Jewel, I'm such an idiot. I should have let her know. He called me three months ago to ask if I'd recommend him for the patterner's job. He got through the interviews, last time I talked to him, and then Vess called me to say he'd been selected! I'll call Angelica the minute I get home. Is that it?"
"That's it. No reason you can't take off for the weekend with a clear conscience."
Benita nodded, tucked some of the paperwork on her desk into the top drawer, put on her jacket, and left, turning in the doorway to admire the office. It was a splendid office. The furniture was elegant, all in Pchar wood, from the planet of the Vixbot. The rug was soft and beautifully colored, woven from the wooly integument of Oumfuzzian swamp plants. The plants in the window were from half a dozen different planets, all of them in gorgeous bloom, and the Confederation changed them for new ones, every few days.
Being Confederation Link wasn't a big job yet. Important, but not big. Once Earth was a full member of the Confederation, which seemed certain now, so much progress had been made, the Link liaison job would be a big, big job concerned with making import-export regulations, interspecies employment agreements, passport restrictions, all kinds of things. She was working closely with the new president, and she still saw the old president and First Lady every now and then. He was writing a book, and she was running for office. They both kept very busy and, like Benita, looked forward to the future with great anticipation. As for Benita's future, since shed been appointed as Link by Confederation ET's on terms no other person was able (or maybe willing) to meet, it wasn't a political thing and she could look forward to being Link for life, if she liked.
Home was still the apartment above the bookstore. It was convenient and efficient, though it wouldn't be long before they'd need a larger place. She really wanted more country around her. Entertaining was part of the job, and having a buffet for fifty, mixed human and alien, wasn't something easily done in an apartment on the third floor with a wheezy elevator. They needed a place with a yard, with a big patio, maybe even a swimming pool.
When she parked behind the bookstore and opened the back door, the stockroom door was open. Hearing Simon's voice, she leaned in and cried, "Hi, Simon. See you later?"
"I'll be up in a bit," he yelled from behind a pile of books.
She took the elevator up, thinking that when they moved, she'd really miss the creaky old elevator. It rather punctuated her days, creak in the morning, creak in the evening, creak when anyone came or went. She dropped her things on the couch and sat down by the phone and called Angelica.
"Hi, Mom. Sony to bother you, calling you at work, but I haven't been able to reach Carlos. He hasn't... reverted or anything, has he?"
"Angel, no. No, he's on top of the world. He called me about three months ago to ask if I'd recommend him for a job with the Confederation. Evidently, he'd discussed it with Chiddy and Vess before they dropped him off in California after we got back from Pistach-home last year."
"What Confederation job? He never mentioned it to me."
"There are two Confederation jobs that have to be filled by Earthians. One is the Link job, that's the one I'm doing. The other one they call the Pattern job. It only opened up a few months ago, after we met the preliminary requirements for membership."
She smiled, thinking about it. American culture was indeed tasty and catching. What started in the U.S. had rapidly spread across the world. Conflict was down. Destruction of habitat was down. Incivility was down. All schools had classes on good citizenship and polite conduct, and if a student failed that class, they went to remedial school until they passed it, and if they acted out after passing it, they went back into class again. Freedom of speech was unabridged, but one could not yell in other people's faces, harass them, or use easy-speak to cover up unpleasant facts. Food distribution systems had been worked out to minimize famines, a new pregnancy immunization process was being distributed worldwide, making women increasingly infertile the more pregnancies they had. Gender selection had been perfected, so everyone could have the gender child they wanted, which had made Chiddy exult. In many countries everyone would have boys, by preference, the number of boys would exceed the number of girls by up to a third, and that would really drop the population during the next generation. World human population was too high, everyone agreed, but individual choice had to be respected. The Inkleozese had petitioned formally for a meeting with the UN, during which they had said h
ow gratified they were at the progress Earth had made and pointed out that in order to join the Confederation, Earth was required to provide two humans to work with the Confederation, and the first one had been selected, someone with intimate knowledge of and feelings of kinship for alien peoples, Benita Alvarez.
Previous to the announcement, Benita had been asked to take the job by the Confederation ambassador, another jolly Inkleozese, and after considering the requirements for a week or so, she had agreed. She had become quite uniquely qualified, after all. At least, so the Inkleozese had told her.
Now Carlos had been approved for the other position. "I'm surprised he didn't talk to you before he left, Angelica." "He left a message, but it was all garbled. And I've had finals. I guess I was too busy to worry about him until now." "Well, you needn't worry at all. He's got the job." Angelica asked, "What is the job? I don't get it." "The Confederation needs one of us to travel among the Confederation worlds for the other races to study. The rules provide that new planets shouldn't submit anyone who has family because the job will take a large chunk of their lives. They like to have someone young, who isn't involved in professional work or some long-planned career."
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