'Travel around the galaxy?" Angel said. "Carlos?" 'That's right. So that all the races out there can record our parameters so that our people won't get into situations that are dangerous for them. If we have limited ability to withstand deterioration during long flights, the Confederation needs to know that. If our race has an adverse reaction to some botanical found on Vixbot, they need to know that."
"A lab rat!" exclaimed Angelica.
"Not really, Angelica. Chiddy says Patterns have a wonderful time. They have people paying attention to them all day, every day. They get to see things other people of their races may never see. They get the best of everything, amusements, housing, food..."
"How long will he be gone?"
"He should be back within two to four years. And he'll be in demand, Angel. I should imagine he'll be offered a book deal, at the very least. You may expect to see him on 20/20 or Primetime."
"Wow," she said doubtfully. "I can't believe it'll be Carlos."
"I can tell you're glad for him. Ah... I've got some news. Your father's back. He's in a glusi support program back in Albuquerque. I've got the number, if you want to call him."
"A program for the needy? Oh, Mom, that's sad."
"Well, so far as I'm concerned, he always was in a program for the needy, and I was it! I could go back to supporting him, I suppose, Angelica. I can't see that it did him any good before."
"Oh, no, no. Don't you dare! I'm just... sorry for him, that's all. My father in a program for the needy! Well."
So far as Angelica and the rest of the human race was concerned, glusi meant "needy" or "homeless." That's what Chiddy had defined it as, and only Chad and Benita and the people who'd read Chiddy's journal knew it had ever meant anything different. Everyone knew, of course, that glusi included former drunks who couldn't drink anymore and former nutters who had been smoothed out enough not to be agonized or dangerous, but otherwise left to do precisely what they chose. It included the occasional displaced person, for whom assistance could be both immediate and effectual, and also the occasional tormented eccentric for whom some form of mediation with the world was necessary, though the attempt was always made to ease the pain without interfering with creativity. The Confederation had a high regard for Earthian creativity, particularly in the graphic, musical and theater arts, and though suffering as a way of life was foreign to the Pistach, they had accepted that a certain amount of excruciation often went along with imagination.
Glusi also included runaway children, a no-longer-frequent category, along with women whom Chiddy still called "erotic stimulators for hire," who wished to do something else. Erotic stimulators for hire who liked their work, however (and a surprising number did), had their own support network offering medical and social benefits and assistance.
Angelica and Benita talked a while longer, though Angelica seemed unconvinced about Carlos, still finding it hard to believe he was doing anything important.
Benita had no sooner hung up than the phone rang. Chad.
"How are you?" she cried, joyously. "Haven't seen you in... weeks."
"Well, I've been... occupied," he said in a strained voice. "Merilu decided to come back. With the boys."
She took a deep breath. "Well... Chad. That's... what is that? Wonderful?"
"Ah... yes, in a way. She's written herself a new life-script, and it fits her to a tee. You know, behind every famous man there's a woman? Well, she's it."
"And you're the famous man?"
"If she has her way, I will be. As she keeps pointing out, I'm one of only two people who've ever seen a number of other planets. Since we have a ten-year probationary period before humans will be allowed to travel to other worlds, except the patterner, that is, no other human will see other planets for at least that long, and she's working on a book deal for me. 'Chad Riley as told to Merilu Riley.' Either that, or she wants to go to Pistach-home so we can write it together. She thinks with my influence, the Pistach would be happy to take us there. I've tried to explain, but she's not listening."
"Tell her about the toilets."
"The ones on Pistach-home?"
"Right. And tell her about the iglak, and what the food is like. All those squirmy things you have to eat to be polite. And how they won't let her wear anything but caste clothes, and how receptors are rather low caste... you get the idea."
"Benita, you're a lifesaver."
"Is it still worth it?"
Long silence. Sigh. "You pointed out to me once that she's a very beautiful woman."
"I did that," she admitted, wondering how long that would be enough for him. "Of course, the Pistach won't think so. They think all humans are odd looking. Tell her that, too."
"What have you heard from Carlos?" he asked.
"Well, you know he got the patterner job. Vess is with him, kind of a troubleshooter-escort. Vess said Carlos is on his way, enjoying himself, learning a lot, becoming quite the diplomat. You told me once you hankered for a job at State. I'm coming to believe Carlos may get one. He always loved the sound of his own voice. You better write your book before he gets back, or you'll have competition."
She hung up. Sasquatch stuck his nose in her lap and whined. He smelled something lovely emanating from the kitchen, as did she, so they went to see what was cooking. Her husband was at the stove, juggling several pans at once.
"Hi," glancing at her briefly. "Don't interrupt. I'm sauteing fin-zannels, and they mustn't burn."
"I don't think I've tasted fin-zannels."
"The Inkleozese brought in a case. I had to promise to give them a beef roast in return for these."
"Beef?"
"Any red meat. I don't think they care what. They say they'll label it as Earth meat and trade it to the Wulivery for flamsit eggs."
"The Wulivery got a taste for Earth flesh, hmm."
"Allegedly. They're still not speaking to the Inkleozese. They claim the assessors used unethical means to get them off Earth."
The saute pan received a final, quite professional flip that emptied the whatsits onto a plate that was thrust into the warm oven.
"Bert showed up," Benita said.
"Ah."
"He's in a glusi center in Albuquerque."
"Good, good," distractedly as hands busily grated an onion, which was added to the plate in the oven before Benita was seized in an enormous hug. Certain pressure points were touched, tiny electric shocks went down particular muscles, all of it infinitely warm and loving. The room spun agreeably. It wasn't sex, but it was very, very nice.
'What's the occasion?" she asked, somewhat breathlessly.
"We're having a guest for dinner, and it's our six-month anniversary." A small box materialized before her nose. "Six months since you agreed to meet the Confederation guidelines for liaison officers and ally yourself with an otherworldly person."
She opened it. A pair of earrings. Not gold, something else, very light and lacy, set with gorgeous green stones. What a dear spouse, no matter what shape!
"Oh, they're lovely," she cried. "You're so wonderful to me!"
"As I should be," ai said. "Dearest, dearest Benita."
The End
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