Ray Bradbury Stories Volume 2

by Ray Bradbury

  ‘I don’t wanna be patient. I don’t like being in bed. I want to go to the seashore.’

  ‘And last week it was a catcher’s mitt you wanted – right now. Please, pretty please, you said. Oh, gosh, Mom, it’s elegant. It’s the last one at the store.’

  Mom was very strange, all right. She talked some more:

  ‘I remember, I saw a doll once when I was a girl. I told my mother about it, said it was the last one for sale. I said I was afraid it would be sold before I could get it. The truth of the matter is there were a dozen others just like it. I couldn’t wait. I was impatient, too.’

  Johnny shifted on the bed. His eyes widened and got full of blue light. ‘But, Mom, I don’t want to wait. If I wait too long, I’ll be grown up, and then it won’t be any fun.’

  That silenced mother. She just sort of sat there, her hands tightened, her eyes got all wet after a while, because she was thinking, maybe, to herself. She closed her eyes, opened them again, and said, ‘Sometimes – I think children know more about living than we do. Sometimes I think you’re – right. But I don’t dare tell you. It isn’t according to the rules—’

  ‘What rules, Mom?’

  ‘Civilization’s. Enjoy yourself, while you are young. Enjoy yourself, Johnny.’ She said it strong, and funnylike.

  Johnny put the shell to his ear. ‘Mom. Know what I’d like to do? I’d like to be at the seashore right now, running toward the water, holding my nose and yelling, “Last one in is a double-darned monkey!”’ Johnny laughed.

  The phone rang downstairs. Mother walked to answer it.

  Johnny lay there, quietly, listening.

  Two more days. Johnny tilted his head against the shell and sighed. Two more whole days. It was dark in his room. Stars were caught in the square glass corrals of the big window. A wind moved the trees. Roller skates rotated, scraping, on the cement sidewalks below.

  Johnny closed his eyes. Downstairs, silverware was being clattered at the dinner table. Mom and Pop were eating. He heard Pop laughing his deep laughter.

  The waves still came in, over and over, on the shore inside the sea shell. And – something else.

  ‘Down where the waves lift, down where the waves play, down where the gulls swoop low on a summer’s day—’

  ‘Huh?’ Johnny listened. His body stiffened. He blinked his eyes.

  Softly, way off.

  ‘Stark ocean sky, sunlight on waves. Yo ho, heave ho, heave ho, my braves—’

  It sounded like a hundred voices singing to the creak of oarlocks.

  ‘Come down to the sea in ships—’

  And then another voice, all by itself, soft against the sound of waves and ocean wind. ‘Come down to the sea, the contortionist sea, where the great tides wrestle and swell. Come down to the salt in the glittering brine, on a trail that you’ll soon know well—’

  Johnny pulled the shell from his head, stared at it.

  ‘Do you want to come down to the sea, my lad, do you want to come down to the sea? Well, take me by the hand, my lad, just take me by the hand, my lad, and come along with me!’

  Trembling, Johnny clamped the shell to his ear again, sat up in bed, breathing fast. His small heart leaped and hit the wall of his chest.

  Waves pounded, crashing on a distant shore.

  ‘Have you ever seen a fine conch-shell shaped and shined like a pearl corkscrew? It starts out big and it ends up small, seemingly ending with nothing at all, but aye lad, it ends where the sea-cliffs fall; where the seacliffs fall to the blue!’

  Johnny’s fingers tightened on the circular marks of the shell. That was right. It went around and around and around until you couldn’t see it going around anymore.

  Johnny’s lips tightened. What was it Mother had said? Children. The – the philosophy – what a big word! Of children! Impatience. Impatience! Yes, yes, he was impatient! Why not? His free hand clenched into a tiny hard white fist, pounding against the quilted covers.

  ‘Johnny!’

  Johnny yanked the shell from his ear, hid it quickly under the sheets. Father was coming down the hall from the stairs.

  ‘Hi there, son.’

  ‘Hi, Dad!’

  Mother and Father were fast asleep. It was long after midnight. Very softly Johnny extracted the precious shell from under the covers and raised it to his ear.

  Yes. The waves were still there. And far off, the creening of oarlocks, the snap of wind in the stomach of a mainsail, the singing chant of boatmen faintly drifting on a salt sea wind.

  He held the shell closer and yet closer.

  Mother’s footsteps came along the hall. She turned in at Johnny’s room. ‘Good morning, son! Wake yet?’

  The bed was empty. There was nothing but sunlight and silence in the room. Sunlight lay abed, like a bright patient with its brilliant head on the pillow. The quilt, a red-blue circus banner, was thrown back. The bed was wrinkled like the face of a pale old man, and it was very empty.

  Mother looked at it and scowled and stamped her crisp heel. ‘Darn that little scamp!’ she cried, to nobody. ‘Gone out to play with those neighbor ruffians, sure as the day I was born! Wait’ll I catch him, I’ll—’ She stopped and smiled. ‘I’ll love the little scamp to death. Children are so – impatient.’

  Walking to the bedside she began brushing, adjusted the quilt into place when her knuckles rapped against a lump in the sheet. Reaching under the quilt, she brought forth a shining object into the sun.

  She smiled. It was the sea shell.

  She grasped it, and, just for fun, lifted it to her ear. Her eyes widened. Her jaw dropped.

  The room whirled around in a bright swaying merry-go-round of bannered quilts and glassed run.

  The sea shell roared in her ear.

  Waves thundered on a distant shore. Waves foamed cool on a far off beach.

  Then the sound of small feet crunching swiftly in the sand. A high young voice yelling:

  ‘Hi! Come on, you guys! Last one in is a double-darned monkey!’

  And the sound of a small body diving, splashing, into those waves …

  Once More, Legato

  Fentriss sat up in his chair in the garden in the middle of a fine autumn and listened. The drink in his hand remained unsipped, his friend Black unspoken to, the fine house unnoticed, the very weather itself neglected, for there was a veritable fountain of sound in the air above them.

  ‘My God,’ he said. ‘Do you hear?’

  ‘What, the birds?’ asked his friend Black, doing just the opposite, sipping his drink, noticing the weather, admiring the rich house, and neglecting the birds entirely until this moment.

  ‘Great God in heaven, listen to them!’ cried Fentriss.

  Black listened. ‘Rather nice.’

  ‘Clean out your ears!’

  Black made a halfhearted gesture, symbolizing the cleaning out of ears. ‘Well?’

  ‘Damn it, don’t be funny. I mean really listen! They’re singing a tune!’

  ‘Birds usually do.’

  ‘No, they don’t; birds paste together bits and pieces maybe, five or six notes, eight at the most. Mockingbirds have repertoires that change, but not entire melodies. These birds are different. Now shut up and give over!’

  Both men sat, enchanted. Black’s expression melted.

  ‘I’ll be damned,’ he said at last. ‘They do go on.’ He leaned forward and listened intently.

  ‘Yes …’ murmured Fentriss, eyes shut, nodding to the rhythms that sprang like fresh rain from the tree just above their heads. ‘… ohmigod … indeed.’

  Black rose as if to move under the tree and peer up. Fentriss protested with a fierce whisper:

  ‘Don’t spoil it. Sit. Be very still. Where’s my pencil? Ah …’

  Half peering around, he found a pencil and notepad, shut his eyes, and began to scribble blindly.

  The birds sang.

  ‘You’re not actually writing down their song?’ said Black.

  ‘What does it look like? Quie
t.’

  And with eyes now open, now shut, Fentriss drew scales and jammed in the notes.

  ‘I didn’t know you read music,’ said Black, astonished.

  ‘I played the violin until my father broke it. Please! There. There. Yes!

  ‘Slower,’ he whispered. ‘Wait for me.’

  As if hearing, the birds adjusted their lilt, moving toward piano instead of bravado.

  A breeze stirred the leaves, like an invisible conductor, and the singing died.

  Fentriss, perspiration beading his forehead, stopped scribbling and fell back.

  ‘I’ll be damned.’ Black gulped his drink. ‘What was that all about?’

  ‘Writing a song.’ Fentriss stared at the scales he had dashed on paper. ‘Or a tone poem.’

  ‘Let me see that!’

  ‘Wait.’ The tree shook itself gently, but produced no further notes. ‘I want to be sure they’re done.’

  Silence.

  Black seized the pages and let his eyes drift over the scales. ‘Jesus, Joseph, and Mary,’ he said, aghast. ‘It works.’ He glanced up at the thick green of the tree, where no throat warbled, no wing stirred. ‘What kind of birds are those?’

  ‘The birds of forever, the small beasts of an Immaculate Musical Conception. Something,’ said Fentriss, ‘has made them with child and its name is song—’

  ‘Hogwash!’

  ‘Is it?! Something in the air, in the seeds they ate at dawn, some whim of climate and weather, God! But now they’re mine, it’s mine. A fine tune.’

  ‘It is,’ said Black. ‘But can’t be!’

  ‘Never question the miraculous when it happens. Good grief, maybe those damned wonderful creatures have been throwing up incredible songs for months, years, but no one listened. Today, for the first time, someone did. Me! Now, what to do with the gift?’

  ‘You don’t seriously mean—?’

  ‘I’ve been out of work for a year. I quit my computers, retired early, I’m only forty-nine, and have been threatening to knit macramé to give friends to spoil their walls, day after day. Which shall it be, friend, macramé or Mozart?’

  ‘Are you Mozart?’

  ‘Just his bastard son.’

  ‘Nonsense,’ cried Black, pointing his face like a blunderbuss at the trees as if he might blast the choir. ‘That tree, those birds, are a Rorschach test. Your subconscious is picking and choosing notes from pure chaos. There’s no discernible tune, no special rhythm. You had me fooled, but I see and hear it now: you’ve had a repressed desire since childhood to compose. And you’ve let a clutch of idiot birds grab you by the ears. Put down that pen!’

  ‘Nonsense right back at you.’ Fentriss laughed. ‘You’re jealous that after twelve layabout years, thunderstruck with boredom, one of us has found an occupation. I shall follow it. Listen and write, write and listen. Sit down, you’re obstructing the acoustics!’

  ‘I’ll sit,’ Black exclaimed, ‘but—’ He clapped his hands over his ears.

  ‘Fair enough,’ said Fentriss. ‘Escape fantastic reality while I change a few notes and finish out this unexpected birth.’

  Glancing up at the tree, he whispered:

  ‘Wait for me.’

  The tree rustled its leaves and fell quiet.

  ‘Crazy,’ muttered Black.

  One, two, three hours later, entering the library quietly and then loudly, Black cried out:

  ‘What are you doing?’

  Bent over his desk, his hand moving furiously, Fentriss said:

  ‘Finishing a symphony!’

  ‘The same one you began in the garden?’

  ‘No, the birds began, the birds!’

  ‘The birds, then.’ Black edged closer to study the mad inscriptions. ‘How do you know what to do with that stuff?’

  ‘They did most. I’ve added variations!’

  ‘An arrogance the ornithologists will resent and attack. Have you composed before?’

  ‘Not’ – Fentriss let his fingers roam, loop, and scratch – ’until today!’

  ‘You realize, of course, you’re plagiarizing those songbirds?’

  ‘Borrowing, Black, borrowing. If a milkmaid, singing at dawn, can have her hum borrowed by Berlioz, well! Or if Dvorak, hearing a Dixie banjo plucker pluck “Goin’ Home,” steals the banjo to eke out his New World, why can’t I weave a net to catch a tune? There! Finito. Done! Give us a title, Black!’

  ‘I? Who sings off-key?’

  ‘What about “The Emperor’s Nightingale”?’

  ‘Stravinsky.’

  ‘“The Birds’?’

  ‘Hitchcock.’

  ‘Damn. How’s this: “It’s Only John Cage in a Gilded Bird”?’

  ‘Brilliant. But no one knows who John Cage was.’

  ‘Well, then, I’ve got it!’

  And he wrote:

  ‘“Forty-seven Magpies Baked in a Pie.”’

  ‘Blackbirds, you mean; go back to John Cage.’

  ‘Bosh!’ Fentriss stabbed the phone. ‘Hello, Willie? Could you come over? Yes, a small job. Symphonic arrangement for a friend, or friends. What’s your usual Philharmonic fee? Eh? Good enough. Tonight!’

  Fentriss disconnected and turned to gaze at the tree with wonder in it.

  ‘What next?’ he murmured.

  ‘Forty-seven Magpies,’ with title shortened, premiered at the Glendale Chamber Symphony a month later with standing ovations, incredible reviews.

  Fentriss, outside his skin with joy, prepared to launch himself atop large, small, symphonic, operatic, whatever fell on his ears. He had listened to the strange choirs each day for weeks, but had noted nothing, waiting to see if the ‘Magpie’ experiment was to be repeated. When the applause rose in storms and the critics hopped when they weren’t skipping, he knew he must strike again before the epilepsy ceased.

  There followed: ‘Wings,’ ‘Flight,’ ‘Night Chorus,’ ‘The Fledgling Madrigals,’ and ‘Dawn Patrol,’ each greeted by new thunderstorms of acclamation and critics angry at excellence but forced to praise.

  ‘By now,’ said Fentriss, ‘I should be unbearable to live with, but the birds caution modesty.’

  ‘Also,’ said Black, seated under the tree, waiting for a sprig of benison and the merest touch of symphonic manna, ‘shut up! If all those sly dimwit composers, who will soon be lurking in the bushes, cop your secret, you’re a gone poacher.’

  ‘Poacher! By God, yes!’ Fentriss laughed. ‘Poacher.’

  And damn if the first poacher didn’t arrive!

  Glancing out at three in the morning, Fentriss witnessed a runty shadow stretching up, handheld tape recorder poised, warbling and whistling softly at the tree. When this failed, the half-seen poacher tried dove-coos and then orioles and roosters, half dancing in a circle.

  ‘Damn it to hell!’ Fentriss leaped out with a shotgun cry: ‘Is that Wolfgang Prouty poaching my garden? Out, Wolfgang! Go!’

  Dropping his recorder, Prouty vaulted a bush, impaled himself on thorns, and vanished.

  Fentriss, cursing, picked up an abandoned notepad.

  ‘Nightsong,’ it read. On the tape recorder he found a lovely Satie-like bird-choir.

  After that, more poachers arrived midnight to depart at dawn. Their spawn, Fentriss realized, would soon throttle his creativity and still his voice. He loitered full-time in the garden now, not knowing what seed to give his beauties, and heavily watered the lawn to fetch up worms. Wearily he stood guard through sleepless nights, nodding off only to find Wolfgang Prouty’s evil minions astride the wall, prompting arias, and one night, by God, perched in the tree itself, humming in hopes of sing-alongs.

  A shotgun was the final answer. After its first fiery roar, the garden was empty for a week. That is, until—

  Someone came very late indeed and committed mayhem.

  As quietly as possible, he cut the branches and sawed the limbs.

  ‘Oh, envious composers, dreadful murderers!’ cried Fentriss.

  And the birds were gone.
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  And the career of Amadeus Two with it.

  ‘Black!’ cried Fentriss.

  ‘Yes, dear friend?’ said Black, looking at the bleak sky where once green was.

  ‘Is your car outside?’

  ‘When last I looked.’

  ‘Drive!’

  But driving in search didn’t do it. It wasn’t like calling in lost dogs or telephone-poled cats. They must find and cage an entire Mormon tabernacle team of soprano springtime-in-the-Rockies birdseed lovers to prove one in the hand is worth two in the bush.

  But still they hastened from block to block, garden to garden, lurking and listening. Now their spirits soared with an echo of ‘Hallelujah Chorus’ oriole warbling, only to sink in a drab sparrow twilight of despair.

  Only when they had crossed and recrossed interminable mazes of asphalt and greens did one of them finally (Black) light his pipe and emit a theory.

  ‘Did you ever think to wonder,’ he mused behind a smoke-cloud, ‘what season of the year this is?’

  ‘Season of the year?’ said Fentriss, exasperated.

  ‘Well, coincidentally, wasn’t the night the tree fell and the wee songsters blew town, was not that the first fall night of autumn?’

  Fentriss clenched a fist and struck his brow.

  ‘You mean?’

  ‘Your friends have flown the coop. Their migration must be above San Miguel Allende just now.’

  ‘If they are migratory birds!’

  ‘Do you doubt it?’

  Another pained silence, another blow to the head.

  ‘Shit!’

  ‘Precisely,’ said Black.

  ‘Friend,’ said Fentriss.

  ‘Sir?’

  ‘Drive home.’

  It was a long year, it was a short year, it was a year of anticipation, it was the burgeoning of despair, it was the revival of inspiration, but at its heart, Fentriss knew, just another Tale of Two Cities, but he did not know what the other city was!

  How stupid of me, he thought, not to have guessed or imagined that my songsters were wanderers who each autumn fled south and each springtime swarmed north in a cappella choirs of sound.

  ‘The waiting,’ he told Black, ‘is madness. The phone never stops—’