Felony Ever After

by Helena Hunting

  At an early age she fell in love with reading. Boredom one summer had her scouring the bookshelves at home. She stumbled across Sandra Brown’s Breath of Scandal and fell in love with romance.

  Having been brought up in a loud and boisterous family of Croatian descent, she developed a natural love for dramatics and humor. Only some years ago had she discovered a new love.

  Humorous romance novels.

  Kristen Ashley and R.L. Mathewson had opened a brand new world where she could lose herself yet feel safe and at home in their stories. Belle has been known to become a screeching banshee while anxiously awaiting their newest titles.

  Belle never thought she would write. It had never interested her until recently. Friend-Zoned began to form and in February this year Belle typed the words Chapter One. And she fell in love.

  With words.

  With writing.

  With a creative imagination she never knew she harbored.

  Friend-Zoned is the first in the Friend-Zoned series. Keep an eye out for this cheeky author.

  Belle has since published nine books including the Friend-Zoned series, Willing Captive, the Night Fury serial, Raw, About Last Night and Lev.

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  About the Author

  Debra Anastasia

  Debra Anastasia writes lies for a living. She can only cook chicken soup. In her house she has three dogs, one cat, two kids and a husband. It’s like she runs a three-ring circus with one ring. You can find her at DebraAnastasia.com and on Twitter @Debra_Anastasia. But be prepared...

  Fire Down Below Excerpt

  Oh God. We’re talking about me being naked, in the shower with cooter cream. Please world, end. Kill me.

  “I know it’s not soap. I just… if it’s scented… I can’t do scented. Flowers and stuff like that. Fruit-flavored soaps make… things… burnish.” She could tell from the peeks at his face Mr. Fitzwell had never stepped foot in bath and lotion store, wanting to try the array of fun fragrances. Nor had he purchased Peppermint Candy shower gel, foamed up his nether regions, and felt like he had dipped them in lava. Dove crossed and uncrossed her legs at the memory.

  Mr. Fitzwell seemed concerned. “Okay, just a heads-up. It’s definitely not good to put any fruits or plant life near your genitals.” He made a V with his hands and formed his own pretend vagina in front of his pants.

  Dove covered her eyes and tried to defend herself because now she could hear the sickly older woman beating her supporters with a purse.

  Dove’s mumbling got louder with her embarrassment. “I don’t put weird things down… there. Just make sure that the cream’s vagina-scented. Just plain. For vaginas.” She kept her eyes on the counter.

  The Gynazule Series

  Fire Down Below

  Fire in the Hole

  Stand Alone

  The Revenger

  Excerpt from The Revenger

  There was very little chatter after the alarming phone call. Savvy looked at the clock. It was only five, but the extra help Tallow had enlisted acted like she was about to disintegrate. When they were finally done, they hung Savvy’s costume from a door, fully expecting her to drop trou in front of all the strangers.

  She looked at the silver outfit meant to demean her and classify her as his, just like all his other favorites.

  “Yeah, I’m not actually going to be wearing that.” She looked from one shocked person to the other.

  Tallow recovered first. “But this is what he told you to wear!”

  Savvy laughed hollowly. “Yeah, he can suck his own dick for all I care.”

  The atmosphere changed. The others now realized Savvy didn’t think it was a huge honor to be a fuckhole.

  “That’s not acceptable. I’ll put you in it myself if I have to, but you’re leaving here in that outfit.” Tallow bravely gathered up the skirt and came into Savvy’s personal space. He obviously thought she was just a regular girl.

  In an instant she’d lifted Tallow into the air by his neck. “I’m not wearing it.” She stared him down until he began to turn blue. Then she set him back on his feet.

  Tallow was a quick learner and smoothed his fancy shirt. “Okay then, let me see what else we have.”

  Other Books By

  Debra Anastasia

  The Poughkeepsie Brotherhood Series:

  Poughkeepsie Begins

  Poughkeepsie

  Enhanced Poughkeepsie

  Return to Poughkeepsie

  Saving Poughkeepsie

  Poughkeepsie Collector’s Edition web app

  http://www.debraanastasia.com/2015/11/free-world-class-poughkeepsie-app-on.html

  The Seraphim Series

  Crushed Seraphim

  Bittersweet Seraphim

  Novella:

  Late Night with Andres

  (100% of all proceeds donated to Save the Tatas)

  Standalone

  The Revenger

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  @Debra_Anastasia

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  https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4831831.Debra_Anastasia

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