The Accidental Honeymoon

by Alice Toby

  The couple walks back down the aisle. They march out of the palace and make their way to a waiting Rolls-Royce Phantom. As the attendees throw rice at them, the couple ducks into the vehicle as though they are trying to make their escape. When the doors close, Ryan and Karin begin to kiss again. This time, they are not about to stop for anyone. The groom slowly moves his hands up and down Karin’s hips. His brushes his fingers up against her side and slowly pulls her hair back to expose her neck.

  Karin feels Ryan’s soft lips against her flesh. A tear falls down her face from the pure emotion of the moment. She feels her husband’s mouth move lower down to her chest. Ryan’s tongue slowly explores the top of Karin’s cleavage. As the couple is about to remove their clothes, the Phantom pulls up to the palace gardens where the wedding reception is about to take place. Karin and Ryan stop and look at each other. They nervously giggle.

  “How do you feel right now?” Ryan asks his bride.

  “Honestly?”

  “Yeah.”

  “I’m horny.”

  “Me too.”

  The couple looks out at the crowd who has made the walk from the palace to the gardens. An Emperor’s spread worth of cake, hor’s dourves and other delights await the thousand guests of Ryan and Karin Wilde. The garden ponds are filled with white swans while countless ice statues flank the entire reception area.

  Every aspect of the wedding reception suggests a posh and proper affair with the glaring exception of the DJ table placed next to the pond. While Ryan accommodated every one of Karin’s wishes, he insisted that some high=energy music be provided for the occasion.

  The couple makes their way to a long table where many of the guests are seated. Ryan’s best friend, a former partner at Emperor, offers a toast. While Ryan listens, he plays with his wife’s thigh. After the toast, a towering seven-layer cake is brought forth. Ryan is offered a platinum knife. He cuts off a slice and playfully feeds it to Karin. The young bride licks her lips and begins to lick the side of Ryan’s face. As of this moment, any pretension has gone out of the window. Everyone relaxes and begins to party without inhibitions.

  The DJ begins to play some high=energy music as an impromptu reception line is formed before the couple. Each one of the guests offers their best wishes. Karin looks to the side and realizes that this is her first official act as “husband and wife.” The couple continues to meet with each of the guests. Every once in a while, the couple steals glances at each other. The sexual energy between them begins to slowly override any other emotion.

  When the last guest is received, Karin grabs the bouquet and turns her back to the women in attendance. She throws the bouquet over her head. Her best friend, Anna catches the arrangement. Karin’s best friend jumps up and down in excitement. She has been secretly hoping her longtime boyfriend finally pops the question.

  After chatting with her bridesmaids, Karin goes back into the arms of her man. The couple canoodles off into a corner while all the other guests find their way to make the most of the year’s most extravagant wedding reception.

  Ryan slowly runs his hands up and down his bride. No words are exchanged. The couple simply kiss and touch and explore each other’s bodies while trying their best not to cause an X-rated scene at their own reception. Just as the couple are about to get a little too hot and heavy, they are interrupted by one of the guests who wishes to heap extra praise on the grandeur of the reception.

  The newlywed couple is gracious in accepting the praise of each person who approaches them. Though with each passing minute it becomes harder and harder for the couple to keep each other’s hands to themselves. The afternoon gives way to the evening as people continue to dance and enjoy the libations of the endless bar of expensive wines and champagne. Ryan and Karin make-out wherever they can find privacy. By the early evening, the carnal energies are just too much for the couple to suppress. They ditch their own wedding reception and escape into the Rolls Royce. “Take us to the hotel!” Ryan demands in-between breathless kisses. The couple quickly becomes horizontal on the back seat of the Phantom.

  Ryan nuzzles his face between Karin’s heaving breasts, pushed up and out by the wedding gown. “Dammit, your tits feel so nice,” Ryan exclaims like a horny frat boy. The young billionaire takes his hands and slowly squeezes Karin’s breasts. The young bride lies back and enjoys the sensual massage of Ryan’s curious hands.

  The Rolls-Royce Phantom arrives at the Ritz in Paris. Ryan had reserved the Presidential suite for the evening. The young CEO had made arrangements for Karin to have her own sleeping quarters. Though, at the moment, neither of them plans to get any sleep anytime soon.

  The door to the Rolls Royce is opened. For a moment, neither of the couple notices. The Parisian hotel valet is not shy in his approval. “Oui! Oui!” he cheers on. Both Ryan and Karin look at the Frenchman who is smiling from ear to ear. The newlyweds giggle and exit the Phantom. Ryan pulls his new bride into the hotel. They are escorted to the private elevator leading to the Presidential suite. Ryan pushes young Karin up and against the elevator wall and pushes his hands up her gown. The elevator operator and bellhop appear to be enjoying the show.

  When the elevator doors open to the Presidential suite, Ryan’s tongue is buried in Karin’s cleavage. He grabs the young bride and picks her up off of her feet. The young billionaire carries her into the suite, their lips locked in carnal hunger for each other’s sweat.

  The bellhop informs Ryan that he can provide anything he needs for the evening. The young man tries to shoo him away. The clever bellhop keeps his feet planted, hoping for a nice tip. Ryan turns around and sees that he is not yet alone with his bride. The young billionaire reaches into his pocket and pulls out his wallet. He pulls out every single Euro note and stuffs it into the bellhop’s extended right hand. Ryan didn’t realize that he just handed the young bellhop the biggest tip of his career. Some 3000 Euros. Right now, Ryan doesn’t care. He just wants Karin right here and right now. The elated bellhop tips his cap, turns around and disappears into the elevator. The couple is finally now together and alone.

  As the elevator doors close, Ryan spins Karin around and kisses her back. He slowly unzips her gown and slides the dress off of the young woman’s body. Karin is turned around. Ryan looks at his new bride. His eyes wander over her naked body. The young billionaire is instantly taken by what he sees.

  Karin slowly raises her hands and begins to undress her man. She slowly removes his jacket and undoes his shirt. As Karin begins to unbutton her man’s suit, she becomes overwhelmed with sexual energy. The young bride begins to tear at her new husband’s clothing. Ryan places his hands on her breasts and gives the young woman a kiss.

  They fall to the ground, kissing, clutching and fondling each other’s body. Ryan undresses himself. Karin can now feel her lover’s manhood against her flesh. She runs her hands down and feels Ryan’s throbbing flesh. While the young woman places her hands on her man, the young man’s mouth goes straight to Karin’s breasts.

  “You have great tits,” Ryan exclaims between licks and kisses against Karin’s flesh. The couple kisses and licks each other’s bodies. The young man takes his bride and carries her into the bedroom. He places her on the bed and slowly opens her legs. Ryan slowly runs his tongue up the inside of Karin’s thighs. The young woman grabs for anything within reach. She clutches on the bed sheets and pillows as Ryan begins to orally pleasure her.

  Karin arches her back. She closes her eyes and bites her lower lip. Little moans of joy punctuate Karin’s heavy breathing. The young bride’s lover licks her until she grabs his head and begins to pull on his hair.

  Ryan runs his mouth up to the young woman’s stomach. He slowly presses his hard manhood against the young bride’s body. Then he slowly enters her. Karin’s face turns red. Ryan slowly pushes his way inside, locking eyes with young Karin. The youthful billionaire begins to thrust his hips. Karin grabs onto her man’s strong arms.

  Karin wraps her legs around her man and g
rabs his ass. She grits her teeth demanding that her man fuck her faster and harder. He takes the challenge to heart, giving Karin about as much as she can handle. Ryan builds an intensity that the young woman has never felt in her life. They fall off of the bed. Ryan begins to fuck her from behind. He places his forearm against her neck and begins to slowly choke her. Karin has never had it this hard and intense in her life.

  Just as the life is about to be choked out of her, Ryan takes a firm grasp on Karin’s ass. He fucks her until she begins to cry. Then he turns her over and continues to have his way with the new bride. Karin begins to smack her own head against the ground. The young girl is whipped into a frenzy.

  “You are a crazy little minx. I like that!” Ryan proclaims as he slowly tweaks and pinches Karin’s nipples. She responds by turning the cocky billionaire onto his back. Then she begins to ride him.

  Ryan looks up and enjoys the view of Karin’s perky tits bouncing up and down over his face. He doesn’t know where to place his hands next. Ryan alternates between grabbing the young girl’s round ass and her healthy, full breasts. He pulls Karin’s body close to his so he can taste his young bride with his lips and his tongue.

  The couple begins to sweat. The rhythmic slapping of their bodies builds up into a frenzy. Ryan gets back on top. Karin feels as though she is about to explode. They grasp onto each other tightly as they both begin to climax.

  Karin cums hard. Ryan finishes her off with the most intense flurry of thrusts she has ever experienced in her life. He collapses on top of Karin. They hold each other, unable to put two words together to express how they feel. For the next ten minutes, both Karin and Ryan lie next to each other. No words are said. No words are needed to be said.

  The couple slowly rises to their feet. Ryan escorts his young bride onto the bed. He kisses her neck. They lie next to each other, chests still heaving from the spontaneous explosion of sex. After several more minutes of lying still, Ryan is finally able to generate enough energy to move. He leans over and slowly rubs Karin’s swollen breasts. Karin runs her fingers through his hair. The young man gently licks Karin’s hard nipples. Then he lies back next to her. He stares at the ceiling, pondering the unexpected nature of this evening’s events.

  “I guess I wasn’t expecting to have sex on our honeymoon night,” Ryan jokes.

  Karin laughs. “I will have to say that this was the best part of my day.”

  Ryan looks over at his new wife. “Can I confess something? I’ve really wanted you for a while.”

  “I would have to confess the same thing.”

  The couple relax next to each other, married and now, in love.

  CHAPTER TWELVE

  Half a world away, another man is looking into Karin’s eyes. But his eyes are filled with anything but love. “You don’t have anything on this fucking intern! What the hell is wrong with you idiots!” Tor Janz seethes as he lays into his editorial staff. “I have given you numb nuts three months to dig up any dirt on Karin Davis and I haven’t one good story from any of you.”

  “Sorry, her digital presence online is rather pedestrian.”

  “You couldn’t find one titty photo?!”

  “Sorry, Tor,” the editor responds sheepishly.

  “What about her ex-boyfriends. Do they have any dirt on her.”

  “No, she is still friends with them.”

  “What about her boss at that store. Where did she work again?”

  “The North Face.”

  “Alright. Did you talk to her boss?”

  “Yes. Elliot Vogel. He said that Karin always showed up on time,” the editor answers as he looks at his notes. “Wait. I did get one thing from him.”

  “What?! What?!”

  “She used to show up late sometimes because he car would break down.”

  “That’s your big scandal?! Three months and all you get on this chick is that he fucking car doesn’t work?”

  “I can fluff up the piece.”

  “I swear I’m going to come across this table and step on your head if you say another stupid thing in this meeting.”

  “Sorry.”

  Tor gets up from his chair and slams shut the conference room door. All the editors are practically shuttering in fear. “We need to dig deeper. I want you to use our overseas connections to hack into The North Face security cameras and computer systems. See if this Karin chick ever stole something from the store. Perhaps she fucked some guy in one of the dressing rooms. I want to find something! Anything!” Tor yells. The editors just look at him. “Stop staring at me like it’s a fucking statue convention and get to work!”

  The editors quickly get up from their chairs and flee the conference room.

  ****

  The President of Emperor sits in her office tracking the whereabouts of her boss via Ryan Wilde’s Twitter feed. “Day six on The Octavian. Docking half mile from Palau. Another South Pacific Paradise Awaits.” Michelle smiles. Though Ryan has assured her that he doesn’t need to be kept in the loop during his honeymoon, Michelle has sent him daily status updates. Right now, Michelle’s only other connection is checking the coordinates of her boss’s 450-foot yacht motoring somewhere in the South Pacific.

  ****

  Karin was already stunned at the sight of The Octavian when Ryan flew her from Paris to Guam to rendezvous with one of the grandest private boats in the world. The mega yacht itself rivals the Presidential Suite at the Ritz in sheer opulence. Karin has now been on the ship for almost a week and has yet to explore all ten levels of The Octavian. Though exploring the ship has not been foremost on Karin’s mind. Right now, the newlywed couple has had two things on their mind since the wedding - fucking and surfing.

  Right now, the couple if focused on the latter. The Octavian is too large to dock on the small South Pacific island where they are currently located. The couple uses one of the three ship’s twenty-foot motor boats to make their way onto the beach in order to catch some waves.

  “I would have never thought of this. Great call, Karin!” Ryan exclaims as the motor boats make their way toward the beach.

  “This is really my most surreal dream come true. I never thought I would be catching waves in all of these places.”

  “I just wish I could surf as well as you,” the CEO confesses.

  “You’re getting better.”

  The couple gets to the beach dressed in their wetsuits, with their boards under each arm. The motor boat heads back to the mega yacht which looks like its own island from the vantage-point of the beach. The couple takes a moment to soak in the pristine island itself, located on an atoll inhabited by a small island nation of just 21,000 people. Palau is so tiny that it does not even have its down standing army. All Karin knew about this place was that Palau is considered the fifth greatest “hidden surf spot in the world.” She informed Ryan about that fact and he immediately placed the remote island on the honeymoon itinerary.

  The couple settles on the beach and stare at the waves. The swell is a good eighteen to twenty feet. The largest waves they have encountered so far. Several other “globe trotting” surfers brave the monster waves.

  “Those are some big suckers,” Ryan points out.

  “Twenty feet. I gotta think.”

  “Have you ridden those before?”

  “Oh yeah, it’s not as scary as it looks,” Ryan’s wife points out.

  The couple begins to paddle out. The waves rumble under the two. Karin is the first to stand upright on her board. She confidently rides and surfs through the wave tunnel. Ryan has a little trouble executing as well as his wife. The risk taking CEO is never known for quitting. After falling off of his board, he gets right up and paddles out. Karin watches her husband as she walks onto the beach.

  The young wife watches her man stand up on his board. The waves appear to be getting larger. Karin observes her husband’s stance on the board. She is somewhat surprised to see how well he has taken onto the board. Ryan begins to ride the large wave. Karin notices that h
er husband is a little wobbly on the board. He wipes out and falls off of his board. The massive wave crashes towards the beach. Karin waits for her husband to emerge from the water. Fifteen seconds later, he is still underwater.

  “Ryan? Ryan?!” Karin screams. She begins to frantically run towards the water. Her board is still attached to her leg via the board leach. She quickly unhooks herself and runs into the water. She still can’t find Ryan. He has been underwater too long! Karin thinks to herself in a hot-white panic. The young wife continues to scream her husband’s name. She looks out and sees Ryan’s board. She knows that Ryan is attached to the board via his leach. She swims towards the board as fast as she possibly can. As Karin gets within arm’s reach of the board, Ryan finally emerges from the water.

  “Honey! Honey!” Karin cries out. Ryan’s face is pale. He doesn’t respond to his wife’s cries. Karin grabs her man. Ryan coughs out water.

  “Are you okay?! Can you breathe?!” Karin asks manically.

  “I think I busted my leg,” Ryan answers weakly.

  “Come on. I’ll help you back to the beach.”

  Karin uses all of her strength to assist her new husband onto the sand. As the couple reaches the wet sand, Ryan tries to stand up. He hobbles on his legs and then falls to the ground. He continues to cough up water. Karin quickly looks over her husband’s body. She is in a panic. Then a voice screams into the young woman’s head. “You are his wife. Act strong. Be mature. Help him!”

  The young wife calmly looks over her man and asks, “Can you breathe? Take a deep breath.”

  Ryan takes a deep breath and coughs a little more water. “I can breathe. It just hurts.”

  “Your chest hurts?”

  “No. My leg. My right leg,” Ryan responds.

  Karin looks around the beach. She notices a couple of locals standing nearby. “Is there a doctor around here?” Karin asks the local.

  “The hospital is in town,” one of them responds in broken English.

  “We need to take him there,” Karin tells them.