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The Dead Assassin

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by Vaughn Entwistle


  Rising from the blasted ground like a black tumor swelling upon a diseased face was a bone-house crematorium with a brick chimney belching human ash. This was the place where coffins and rotted corpses—after an indecently brief sojourn amongst the worms—were burned to make space for more.

  Conan Doyle was in time to watch the hearse rattle across the rutted ground to where the black maw of a freshly hewn grave yawned. Dr. Lamb jumped down and strode toward the waiting grave, the Gladstone bag swinging at his side. Four funeral grooms unloaded the cheap-deal coffin and lugged it to the scandalously shallow grave where it was lowered belowground without care. In place of a formal ceremony, Dr. Lamb dropped to one knee, grabbed a clump of soil, and lobbed the clod onto the coffin. He stood for the briefest of moments, head bowed, as if murmuring a prayer. The perfunctory ritual performed, the doctor settled the top hat upon his crown of blond curls and strolled back to the hearse.

  A pair of rumpled gravediggers leaned on their spades as they watched, and now they stirred into action, kicking and shoveling dirt into the grave. The hearse driver shook the reins and the ominous black carriage jounced across the rutted field back toward the gates. Conan Doyle had barely time to spring back into the shadows of the fence to avoid being seen. The hearse clattered through the gates and swung left, heading in the opposite direction by which it had arrived. Conan Doyle vacillated, torn by the urge to follow the doctor and hearse, but finally succumbed to the stronger instinct of staying to ascertain what exactly was in the coffin.

  “You there,” he shouted, striding across the muddy ground toward the shoveling figures. “Stop this instant.”

  The two gravediggers ceased their labors and looked up with eyes startling white against the blackened grime of their filthy faces.

  Conan Doyle reached the graveside and commanded, “Dig it up. Immediately.”

  The two grubby fellows answered with gormless stares.

  Just then a door in the bone house banged open and a squat figure emerged and stumped toward Conan Doyle with a strange, attenuated gait: a dwarfish man in a full-sized frock coat whose long tails dragged through the mud.

  “What is this? What’s going on?” the man demanded in a querulous voice. Up close, his appearance was startling. The stumpy body supported a large head with a prominent, domed forehead. The man also had a clubfoot, as evidenced by the hugely built-up sole of his right boot.

  “I must insist you open this coffin.”

  “What? Who are you? I am the sexton here. By whose authority—?”

  Conan Doyle found himself at a loss for what to say, but suddenly burst out: “I am William Bland, Warden of Newgate Prison.”

  The pronouncement widened the dwarf’s eyes. Conan Doyle did not know where the words had come from. He had not consciously chosen to lie, but he would not stop until he had discovered the truth.

  “William Bland? Here? Prove it.”

  Conan Doyle ground his molars. He did not expect to have his bluff called. But then a sudden inspiration struck him. “Proof? If it’s proof you want—” He dug in his pocket and pulled out the small leather volume of Holmes stories he had unsuccessfully tried to present to the real Warden Bland. “This is one of my most prized possessions: a signed volume of Sherlock Holmes stories. I carry it everywhere with me.” He slipped off the red ribbon, opened to the frontispiece, and thrust the small volume in the dwarf’s hands. “See. Read for yourself: It was presented to me, personally, by the greatest writer of our times, Doctor Arthur Conan Doyle.”

  The small man snatched the volume. His eyes crawled across the dedication over and over again. Placated, he handed the book back and spoke in unctuous tones, “My apologies, Warden Bland, but you must understand my caution.” And then he added, with no shred of self-awareness, “There are those unscrupulable types wot do not show the dead the respect they is deserving thereof. As you might have noticed by my execrable vocabules, I am a great reader myself, for I believe it felicitates the brain corpuscles.”

  “I quite agree,” Conan Doyle said, adding, “But I must have you open the coffin. I believe a terrible error has been made.”

  “Error? I fail to perspicate your meaning. Wot error?”

  “I believe the coffin you are currently burying … is empty.”

  The sexton made a spluttering sound. “Empty? But surely my men would have noticed the faultability in weight—”

  “Most likely lead ballast, added to the coffin to counterfeit the weight of a corpse.”

  The sexton looked at the gawping gravediggers who showed no signs of having comprehended any of their conversation. “Wot are you waiting for?” he shouted. “You heard Warden Bland. Dig it up. Now! Sharpish!”

  Whipped up, the gravediggers set to with gusto, and within seconds their spades were scraping against the coffin lid. Ropes were tossed down into the grave and looped under the coffin, which was hauled up from the ground with ease. Conan Doyle sensed that his supposition was correct. With the coffin aboveground, the blade of a spade was driven beneath the lid, which pried open with a loud crack revealing …

  … a green-faced corpse in a thin white shroud.

  The dwarf glared up at Conan Doyle, who stood openmouthed. “Empty coffin, eh? Not so empty after all, eh, Warden Bland? If that’s who you really are!”

  “No…” Conan Doyle shakily admitted, “… not empty. But that is not the body of the man I saw hanged this day at Newgate.”

  CHAPTER 20

  AN ENCOUNTER IN A PORNOGRAPHIC BOOKSHOP

  Wilde followed the marquess’s carriage across London until it turned onto the ironically named Holyfield Street. Given its many bookshops, those ignorant of the street’s reputation might mistake it for a place of learning. However, the readers who ventured inside these premises were mostly enthusiasts in search of a very different kind of literature. Wilde instructed his driver to follow the marquess’s carriage from a greater distance, so as to avoid detection.

  Drawn by four African zebras, the yellow landau drew openmouthed stares from Londoners prowling the narrow pavement. It slowed to a halt at the curb, pausing only long enough to discharge the marquess, who ducked into the nearest bookshop before the landau rattled away.

  Wilde rapped on the ceiling of his carriage and called up, “Here, Gibson.”

  The carriage drew up. Wilde studied the shop sign: COOPER’S BOOKS. An unremarkable name, but enough to stir the vapors of recollection somewhere in the far back reaches; Wilde felt sure he’d visited before. He stepped down from his carriage, instructed Gibson to return in half an hour, and followed the marquess into the shop. As he stepped through the door, he suddenly recalled a previous visit and remembered precisely which type of books were for sale here.

  Pornography.

  The small shop was neatly arranged with low tables displaying volumes varying from the vaguely naughty to the cheerfully saucy to the throbbingly visceral. He could not restrain his eyes from wandering the covers. (Some illustrated books had even been propped open to display the quality and filthiness of their engravings.) A study of titles revealed tomes to suit the gamut of erotic tastes and sexual peccadilloes, including an inordinate number (such as Lady Bumtickler’s Revels) dedicated to the peculiarly English vice of flagellation. Wilde pried his eyes from the books with some difficulty and scanned the small space. Several well-dressed men browsed the tables, all studiously avoiding eye contact with one another. Mysteriously—although Wilde had watched him walk into the shop—the marquess was nowhere to be seen. He quickly surmised there must be another room where even stronger, perhaps illegal, reading matter was secreted.

  Defending the shop counter was a muscular man with a regulation moustache and a martial bearing that suggested a former occupation in the military. Conspicuously positioned on the countertop close to his elbow was a stout wooden bat, presumably to discourage patrons who might mistake the business for a lending library. He noticed Wilde eyeing the other clientele and cleared his throat in a warning growl, s
corching him with a hostile glare.

  The Irishman instantly dropped his gaze and affected to be browsing. He snatched up a volume at random and flipped it open. Inside he found photographs of sun-bronzed youths striking poses in classical settings with Greek columns, their slender torsos loosely draped with togas that, despite yards of flowing material, somehow failed to conceal their virile nakedness. Heat flashed through Wilde’s veins. Suppressing a thrill, he set the book back on the table and wandered casually to the counter—as casually as one can wander to the counter in a pornographic bookstore—and instantly had the clerk’s full attention.

  “Might I help you, sir?”

  “A friend of mine recommended your shop.”

  “Did he now, sir?”

  “A young gentleman with the most exquisite mane of red hair. Perhaps you might recognize him?”

  “I’m certain I wouldn’t. I don’t recognize none of the customers. It’s my job not to.”

  “My friend said I might find something special here?”

  “Did he indeed, sir?”

  “Yes. You see I’m looking for something, how would one put it, out of the ordinary.”

  “Not sure I follow you, sir.”

  “My friend said this was the place.”

  “Did he now, sir?”

  “Yes. He said you specialize in unusual tastes.”

  Wilde left the insinuation hanging in the air. The clerk met the Irishman’s gaze levelly, his face sphinxlike and inscrutable. For a fearful moment, Wilde suspected he was about to receive the unhappy end of a club in the face. But after a lengthy pause, the brusque clerk cleared his throat and answered enigmatically: “You might try that booth against the wall, sir.”

  “Indeed? The booth? Thank you.”

  Wilde sauntered over to the solitary wooden booth, swept aside a black curtain, and stepped inside. The booth was small and featureless: a cubbyhole containing nothing. He stepped to the back of the cubicle and drew aside a second curtain to discover a door.

  Of course.

  His hand grasped a brass knob tarnished from the grip of many sweaty palms. It turned without effort and the door sprang open.

  He stepped through it into quite another realm.

  He found himself in a dark and shadowy space of indeterminate size, sketchily lit by quivering gas jets turned down low: a bookshop-within-a-bookshop. Heady incense uncoiled in the air. Vaguely human shadows browsed the low tables. He picked up a book at random: Black Magic, Forbidden Knowledge. He set it down and gazed at other titles. Necromancy: The Art of Raising the Dead. As he reached for it, another hand also grasped the book and he found himself in a minor tug of war. Surprised, he looked up into the face of a depraved saint.

  “And so is it true, Mister Wilde, you can resist everything except temptation?”

  Rufus DeVayne stood before him. His face was long and thin with an aquiline nose and wicked cheekbones. Most notable was the hair, which affected the long, flowing ringlets of a civil war Cavalier. Although he was of slighter build, the two men were equal in height so that Wilde gazed directly into the marquess’s jade-green eyes, which were belladonically dilated.

  Wilde’s stomach danced. His knees quivered.

  “Could this be magic?” the marquess said in a high, breathy voice. “For years I have wished to meet the famous Oscar Wilde. And now you have materialized before me … in the flesh.”

  Knocked momentarily off kilter, the world’s most famous wit quickly recovered his balance. “I have the honor of addressing the Marquess of Gravistock, do I not? My apologies for failing to greet you personally the other night. I’m afraid I was rather out of sorts.” He offered his hand. “Charmed.”

  “I sincerely hope you shall be,” the younger man replied, taking it.

  The marquess’s handshake was weightless and insubstantial, like clutching a handful of mist.

  “You are clearly on a quest, Mister Wilde. Did you come to this bookstore seeking knowledge … or did you come here seeking me?”

  Wilde turned up the mantle of his languorous charm. “Oscar Wilde is always seeking beauty. Therefore, I must count our meeting here as a fortunate accident.”

  “An accident? Truthfully? Your carriage is very handsome, Mister Wilde. In fact, I could not help but notice it following mine all the way from Newgate Prison.”

  Wilde suddenly found himself lost for words—a rare occurrence.

  “Do I make you uncomfortable, Mister Wilde?”

  “It’s a trifle claustrophobic in here. In such confined quarters, there is scarcely room for two personalities as large as ours.”

  DeVayne’s fiery curls bounced as he tossed back his head and unleashed a shiver of girlish laughter.

  “If you led me, Marquess, it was to a place I already wished to go. I have a great interest in the occult. I drew upon it whilst writing The Picture of Dorian Gray.”

  “Indeed, it is my very favorite novel.”

  Like a magician performing a trick, the marquess reached into the tails of his cloak and conjured up a small leather-bound copy of the book. Wilde blinked with surprise.

  “I carry it with me at all times,” DeVayne explained. “It is my touchstone. Indeed, it has been the model for my existence. In a way, it created me, so I should be honored to have it signed by its creator.”

  The younger man held out the novel, and Wilde received it with trembling hands. He set it down upon the nearest table, drew a fountain pen from his breast pocket, and stooped to sign the title page. His hand shook as he scribbled his signature, so that Oscar Wilde read as if it had been signed during a minor earthquake. As he handed the volume back, DeVayne was standing much closer than social norms obliged English gentlemen to do. His liquid eyes shone lambent. His breath smelled of flesh—a carnivore that had dined recently.

  DeVayne caressed his beardless chin with the spine of the novel. “Now I have your name. Written in your own book. Written in your own hand. It is as if I possess a spark of you. Therefore, I think a fair exchange is required.” DeVayne handed Wilde the copy of Necromancy: The Art of Raising the Dead. Wilde’s eyes skimmed the title and for the first time he noticed the author’s name.

  “You wrote this book?”

  The marquess replied with a smile and a hand-on-heart bow.

  Wilde paused a moment, before commenting as mildly as possible, “And are you practiced in the art of raising the dead?”

  DeVayne stifled his smile with difficulty and the room dimmed as though a candle had been snuffed. “Quite easily the most extraordinary question I have been asked this day. But then you are a most extraordinary man, Mister Wilde. But I thought your attentions had turned to drawing room comedies of late. Are you penning a new occult novel? Or is Doctor Doyle also involved? I noticed he companioned you in the crowd at Newgate.”

  Wilde swallowed. He and Arthur had been standing at the back of the crowd, far behind DeVayne. He could not guess how the young man could have noticed their presence.

  “Arthur and I were recently summoned to a murder scene. Somewhat unusually, it appeared that the murderer was a dead man. Usually, death proves a major inconvenience in the commission of such crimes. I was wondering if you could shed some light.”

  “I’m afraid I am only in the habit of shedding darkness,” the marquess japed. “Although, if it is illumination you seek…” He drew a glass phial from the folds of his cape, “this ampoule contains all the light you will ever need.”

  “What is it?”

  “A mental stimulant. The blood of the Inca gods rendered into crystalline form.”

  “Cocaine?”

  “Yes. It is quite the rage now. Oh, but do not worry. Unlike heroin it is not at all addictive.” The marquess tugged free the stopper with his brilliant teeth and sifted white powder onto the back of his glove. He brought his face close and snuffed the powder, pinching his nose. When he looked up at Wilde, DeVayne’s eyes were all pupil.

  “Would you care to try? I promise it will blow the c
obwebs from the darkest corners of your mind.”

  Swayed by the beauty of the young man and his closeness, Wilde found himself incapable of refusing. “I should love to indulge.”

  The marquess sifted another line of cocaine onto his glove. Wilde stooped and held the young man’s hand as he snuffled up the white powder, a curiously intimate gesture. Immediately, a blizzard swept Wilde’s mind. Suddenly, everything seemed clearer. Sharper. Better.

  “Why did you attend the execution this morning?” Wilde asked.

  “I had hoped to touch the dead body, to snip an eyebrow, perhaps.”

  “My dear boy, why ever for? As a ghoulish memento?”

  “As a talisman. Such artifacts are used in many powerful spells.”

  “Indeed?”

  “Indeed. Plus there are many aspects of executions that entice me. Have you heard of angel lust?”

  “I’m quite certain I have not.”

  “Did you know that hanging produces an instant erection and a powerful ejaculation?”

  “Really? How … interesting.”

  “I have an erotic print in my rooms: a hanged man in a chamber of the Inquisition. He has a huge erection and a powerful arc of fetch is spurting forth from it.”

  Wilde’s smile buckled at the edges. The conversation was taking a strange turn. “I prefer my erotica sans execution.”

  “Oh, but it is the most erotic combination conceivable. The seed of life gushes forth even at the moment of death.”

  “Not to my taste, I’m afraid. I worship youth and beauty.”

  The marquess smiled coyly at the implied compliment. He produced a calling card and handed it to Wilde.

  “I should very much like to become friends with you, Mister Wilde.”

  “Oscar, please. If we are to be friends, you must call me Oscar. Only creditors and bank bailiffs call me Mister Wilde.”

 

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