I'd been invited by a mutual friend who was a male escort. We'd met in an online chat and he had sold me my fake ID. I didn't want to wait another year to go to bars. He had an older male client who was so rich that money meant absolutely nothing to him. At least that's how it seemed. I arrived at his home amidst a variety of guys and girls, most appeared to be hookers (men and women) or in some kind of work that was adult oriented. Imagine a Playboy Halloween party, only trashier. I'd been grabbed, pinched, groped and squeezed from the moment I got in the door. I located my friend and we struck up a conversation. Apparently he had told his client about me and the guy was extremely interested in meeting me. He didn't know I had two dicks, but he had been told I had a special talent. I was fine with meeting him but the hooker/escort lifestyle wasn't one I really wanted. After the last sugar momma, which involved no sex at all, I wasn't game for the idea of going through that again, especially with sex included. Even more especially when I didn't know what the guy looked like.
I'd been hanging around the pool area when I noticed a gorgeous brunette girl standing off to the side of the bar looking at her phone. She was amazing. Perfect hour-glass figure, long wavy brunette hair, deep brown eyes and perfect skin. She glanced up and saw me looking at her and smiled at me. She was wearing a knock off of the Princess Leia slave costume. I figured either it purposefully was ill fitting, or she wasn't wearing any bikini under it. I soon found out.
I approached her and introduced myself. We exchanged names and then began to survey the party around us.
"I almost didn't even come, these types of things are always a skank and troll festival."
She was funny.
"Why are you laughing?"
"It's not my scene either really," I confessed.
"So you're not an escort?"
I shook my head "no, I just know a few."
She nodded and eyed me very bluntly.
"I just figured by your body that you must-"
"Have sex for a living? Nah, I just work out a lot." I smiled. "You?"
She smiled again and then shook her head.
"I'm just a model, I've done some nudes and got some attention and I was asked to come to the party to meet some producers."
I glanced around and laughed, "I don't think you're going to meet any producers that you will want to work for here."
She nodded and leaned in "Do you wanna get out of here?"
I definitely did. We worked our way through the people and out to the front of the house. I'd taken a cab, luckily she drove.
"Where to?" She giggled.
I honestly didn't care I just leaned over and kissed her. She squeaked slightly but kissed back. Breaking the kiss she started the car.
"My place is only twenty minutes from here."
I smiled and nodded, trying to remain calm. I didn't want my dicks popping out before we were in her bedroom. She'd already stared at my crotch a lot. I was sure she hadn't seen both of them but I wanted the reveal to happen somewhere other than her car. The last thing I needed was being ditched on the side of the road dressed as Tarzan on Halloween night. She didn't make it easy for me either, she proved my suspicion right when she pulled the front fabric of her slave costume to the side allowing an unobstructed view of her almost completely smooth pussy. A thick landing strip of dark brown hair in the middle above what looked in the dim light like a very large clit with a dangly piercing directly through it. She noticed my staring and laughed almost nervously.
"I hope it doesn't freak you out."
I felt my eyebrows furrow and looked up at her.
"It?"
"My clit," she blushed without looking at me.
I looked down at it and then back up.
"It's a clit, what would freak me out?"
She blushed more and shook her head, "it's really big."
I grinned, "doesn't bother me at all," I reached down between her legs and rubbed it, realizing how big it actually was as my rubbing pushed the hood back and revealed what was at least an inch of length as thick as my index finger.
"Wow!"
"Yeah?"
"Very wow! That's an enormous clit!" I awed at it's size as I tugged on it gently.
"Ease up unless you want me to run off the road," she moaned.
I sat there trying to remain calm for the rest of the ride. We got to her place and in the elevator I stood awkwardly trying to keep my boners in check. She stared momentarily then shook her head. Only a few steps inside her apartment I hoisted her up and carried her to a huge overstuffed sofa. I wanted to eat her out.
She was sopping wet by the time I had her legs apart. I realized, face to face with it, her clit actually looked like a little dick, complete with a head and tiny shaft. The piercing went vertically up through the shaft and out where the pee-hole on a dick would be. I gave it a tug with my finger and watched her squirm. Without warning I pinched the ring and slid it out and set it on the coffee table.
"I don't want my teeth catching on that," I grinned as I leaned in and took her clit in my mouth and sucked on it.
She went wild each time I increased the suction and used my lips to pull on it. The inch of thick, pink rigid flesh twitched each time I let it go, the more I worked it over, the brighter red it got. Before I knew what was happening she had started to squirt on my neck and chest. Having seen girls squirt in porn I had always hoped to find one who could. I had seen enough videos to know how to use my fingers. In one fluid movement I slid three fingers up into her hole and began working her g-spot causing her to soak my face. She put her hand down on my face and gasped for me to stop.
"I'm going to pass out, you have to stop for a moment."
I sat back on my feet and smiled at her as she lay there twitching, her pussy yawning open and closed. I knew this was the moment. So I stood up and cleared my throat. She opened her eyes and smiled at me as I untied the leather cord around my waist. The entire shebang fell to the floor and I watched as her eyes processed what she saw.
"You have got to be kidding me," she panted as she threw her head back then sat up and looked up at my cocks.
"Nope." I grinned.
"I knew something was up," she laughed "I saw your... right dick when I looked down at it in the elevator, under your costume, and I looked over at your reflection in the mirror in the elevator and saw your other dick and kept thinking I was seeing things."
I laughed, she had seen them.
"You're not freaked out?"
"I don't know if I can take them," she blushed as her left hand went down to her pussy and began rubbing and shoving fingers in as she looked at my dicks close up.
"Let me do that." I knelt down and pushed her back.
After all the intense g-spot stimulation her pussy was yawning pretty wide. I took my left hand and gently slid four fingers, palm up, inside her until my thumb was pressing against the right side of her pussy. She moaned as I curled my fingers teasing her again. I took my right thumb and hooked it in the top of her pussy and gently pulled upward opening the orifice wider. She squirted a little and gasped as I tucked my left thumb in and guided my left hand in past the wrist. She let out a long breathy moan as I slid deeper. I came to a stop a few inches past the wrist, my finger tips pressing deep against the mouth of her larger than average cervix.
I knew at that moment was she could definitely take my cocks. First I wanted to tease her and I began to wiggle my fingers around, poking and teasing her cervix. I slowly drew my hand almost to the wrist and then pushed back in deeper each time until it felt like my fingers were pushing deeper. She gasped when I curled them upward making her abdomen bulge up.
"What, what are you doing?" She gasped as she looked down and saw her belly button raising up and down slowly.
"Fingering your cervix," I grinned.
She let out a long moan and held her hands up for me to stop. I stopped.
"Put them in, both of them."
I pulled my hand out slowly, watching her cervix follow my fin
gers out about an inch or two between her lips before sliding back inside. She was slippery and wet from all the play, even still I asked first.
"Can I go in dry?"
She nodded silently with her hands up to her forehead. I put my dicks together and watched as her pussy gulped them up in one thrust.
She let out a long deep moan and went into a sit-up position. I felt the depths of her pussy bulge down against my dicks as I bottomed out inside her. The sensation was amazing, I could feel her cervix pressing down against the tip of my right dick. Without even thinking I started thrusting, the urge to push through was overwhelming. Even as impossible as I thought it would have been, I wanted to be deeper in her. She began spraying me down, to the point where I couldn't imagine how she had any left in her. Each thrust slammed my dicks into the back of her pussy, feeling her cervix bounce off the heads of my dicks, watching her abdomen frequently bulge up then collapse. She howled and moaned the faster I pumped.
"You're so hot," I gasped as I grabbed her tits and continued to pound. "You like feeling my dicks hammering your cunt?"
She gasped and covered her mouth and nodded silently as I hammered harder making her moan.
"You want me to fuck your womb?" I growled as I ran my hands down her chest to her abdomen which was rising up and down constantly.
"Oh fuck yes," she groaned at the top of her lungs.
I continued to run my hands down until I felt her abdomen pumping up and down under them. I was sure it was impossible, but it felt amazing and the idea was extremely arousing. I firmly pushed down into her abdomen with both hands as I felt it raise up when I thrust in again. The sensation on my right dick was almost indescribable. It felt as if my dick had pushed through and was even deeper. She let out a howl as I swore my cock pushed through her cervix as I pushed down on her abdomen with almost all my weight. I immediately began to come. Collapsing against her she shrieked and squirted again as her body convulsed under me. I knew I was deep but I could have sworn I went deeper. We lay motionless for a bit until she spoke.
"Ow."
"I'm sorry."
"Seriously, ow, it feels like your in my stomach."
She pushed against me and I began to roll to the side which brought a gasp and another moan as my dicks began to pull out. A flood of come poured out of her into the sofa cushions. As my dicks pulled out further I felt a suction feeling on my right dick. It made me flinch which made my hips jerk and both my cocks yanked out of her at once making her cry out. I sat up quickly.
"Are you okay?"
"My pussy feels so weird right now."
I looked down at it and felt my mouth drop open. Her cervix was hanging out between her lips. I couldn't believe it, it looked like I actually had gone into it, it was wide open and red resting against the sofa cushion.
"I don't know how to tell you this," I paused trying to find the best way to put it.
"What?" She sat up suddenly and cringed.
"You're inside out." I said it as calmly as I could.
Her eyes grew wide as she put her hand down between her legs and felt her cervix.
"You really did fuck my womb," she gasped quietly as she felt around.
"I don't think that's possible."
She looked at me and gave me the funniest expression.
"My fucking pussy is inside out and I can put two fingers in my cervix, and you think you didn't fuck it?"
I stuttered and then shrugged as I watched her push it back inside only for it to slide back out again. It suddenly dawned on me.
"I didn't wear any condoms."
"I'm on the pill, are you clean? God, I should have asked these things first."
"I'm clean, but do you think the pill is going to do any good? I mean it looks like I actually did have my dick in your uterus."
She sighed and shook her head and slowly stood up.
"This is so fucked up," she exclaimed as she looked at herself in the mirror.
"It better go back inside," she growled at me through the mirror as she kept trying to push it back in only for it to fall back out again.
That night began an on and off friends with benefits situation that lasted for about three months. For those wondering, yes, my right dick was penetrating her cervix. It finally stopped sliding back out but we hooked up again and each time it fell out afterward. I did find out she was older than she looked. I've seen tons of other cervix since hers and only a few of them were capable of penetration. I'm not going to say it's safe, or recommend doing it. It's probably really dangerous and if the girl you're fooling around with says 'stop' or tells you it hurts, you better stop. Besides that, I will say that all the idiots on the Internet in forums and websites who say penetrating a cervix with your cock is impossible, well they're wrong. I've done it plenty of times.
Those cover the two instances I mentioned in my AMA that got some attention. The other one that got the most attention will come a little later in the book. Ahead are the most common questions I've gotten since I went public. Some of these may have already been covered in my AMA, some not. Regardless, they are the questions I continue to get, hopefully they will clear up some confusion.
Everything You Wanted to Know...
Over the years a few questions have always haunted me. Asked by close friends upon first discovery, from sex partners upon first encounter and now the public. Here they are, the top ten questions along with the answers in what I will try to list as the most popular.
MOST POPULAR QUESTION: ARE YOU SINGLE?
As of the publishing of this book, yes. I am single. Am I looking? Always. However I am not on the look-out for a partner. Meaning if I meet someone who sparks my interest, well who knows where it might lead. As I said in my AMA, if I'm not interested in you, you won't know I have two dicks. So I won't be joining eHarmony or Match.com as DoubleDickDude. Sorry. :)
1. Do both of your dicks get hard?
Yes. Through out my childhood the left one would start to get hard first. The right one would would catch up and get completely erect. Depending on how horny I was the left one would sometimes continue to stiffen and get hard too. Back then the left one rarely got completely hard, I had to be very horny for them to both get equally hard. However after surgery I had in February of 2014, both now get equally hard and erect.
2. Can you pee/come out of both?
Yes. My urethra forks in the shape of a Y inside my body. Basically it's one tube that splits and goes off through the left and right. When I pee it comes out both, the same as when I orgasm. Originally I had a urethral stricture just above the fork in my left penis. It wasn't as big inside so when I would pee it would balloon, which hurt. Once the pressure was strong enough it would flow out of my left dick. When it came to orgasms, on occasion the left one would squirt, but most times the come was sucked out. The same surgery I mentioned above corrected this. I previously had a similar procedure done years ago that allowed me to pee easily but over time it had gotten pinched again.
3. How big are your dicks?
Before the surgery in February 2014 my dicks measured: 7"+ Right Penis and 6" Left Penis give or take. The left one forked away from the right. The corrective surgery for my urethral stricture also included separation from the pelvis, via suspensory ligament division. The ligaments that hold the penises upwards to my pelvis were cut to allow them to hang lower. The surgery also untangled a mass of veins that rested between my dicks. A silicone implant was put between my dicks and between my pelvis and shafts to space them apart and keep them from re-attaching. Once completed both my dicks are 10 inches long, between 6" and 6" 1/2 inches around the shafts just below the heads. The heads are roughly 7" inches around each. Soft they hang just a fraction over 8" inches long. This is a drastic difference from how they looked when I did my AMA.
4. Are you bisexual because you have two dicks?
Answering this one is difficult. Having two dicks probably opened doors for me in the sexuality department. I won't deny that. I think that half
of our sexuality is a product of our environment. Meaning the people we grow up with, our friends, family combined with the accepted morality of life has an impact on what and how we develop. I think anyone with an extra body part as significant as a penis would experience life differently than most. It wasn't until a few years ago that I came to terms with this. I grew up with the understanding that I was special. I grew up knowing I was different. It wasn't until I got out in the real world, away from school, my peers and my home town that I realized that everyone else is different and special too. The guys may not have two penises, and the girls may have only one vagina, but they are still special and different. I think having two dicks gave me an advantage. Once I came to terms with them I realized they impacted my life a lot more than I first thought. I can say I am not bisexual because I have to dicks. I am bisexual and I have two dicks. The only way to establish if my plural penises impacted my sexuality is impossible. We'd need an alternate universe where I was born with one, or had the extra cut off after birth. Then we could compare. The bottom line for me doesn't matter. I am me, I am happy in myself and make no apologies for it.
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