So how do I prevent this from happening? Have an orgasm and ejaculate as frequently as possible. I try to keep it down to 2 times a day. From time to time I can't do that and when I start feeling my prostate swelling larger than I can handle, I have to manually massage it from inside my ass. This started with using my fingers. My prostate would swell so large I could push a few fingers in my ass and immediately touch it. Pressing on it would cause the fluids to stream out of my dicks a lot like pee. In long continuous streams. But, it wasn't comfortable poking/pressing my unaroused prostate like a ripe grapefruit. That's when I started working more fingers into my ass until one day I realized I could get my entire hand in. That turned me on, combined with the massaging and prostate day was born. Whenever I felt the pressure and intensity inside my ass and my dicks would start leaking fluid I knew it was time to relieve it all. So, a little lube, reach down, shove the hand in and work it for a few hours until I had come enough times to empty out.
A few years back I started experimenting with toys. Fist shaped dildos, large, unrealistic dildos, huge inflatable toys and the like. However once I started traveling around the world I realized it was too difficult to pack these kinds of things in my luggage and not get the funny 'knowing' stares from the security at airports. That's when I started experimenting with other types of more readily available objects. Fruits and vegetables were my friends for a while. Leave a large eggplant or zucchini out in the sun all day and it gets nice and warm. But as with most things in life, the more you become used to something, the more you crave the 'first time' feeling. So I started looking for larger things to use. From large plastic water bottles, all the way up to my current and favorite 'toy.' A 2 liter soda bottle is my best friend. The various makers have different sizes and shapes and they feel amazing. I could hide one completely inside my ass if I wanted too, with room to spare. The best part is, no one gives you a funny look when you buy a 2 liter soda. As for lube, I don't need it anymore. Need I say more?
Over the years this has dramatically changed the look of my asshole. As a lot of people have seen, and as I've mentioned in the earlier portions of my book, my asshole has been described as looking like a 'blown-out pussy.' You can only stretch skin so far, for so long before it just won't go back to normal. To clear up any confusion, no I do not shit myself, or have crap falling out of my body in my pants. My anal sphincter muscle is very capable of closing and holding everything inside. It's just very easy to stretch open wide and shove a few hands inside. While it can clench tight, I can also make it yawn open huge and push the insides of my ass out to shocking lengths. Just imagine it like a body-builder working out his arms or legs. The muscle gets bigger, and is capable of more training. My asshole is the same, it's bigger, wider and stretches more, but it is stronger and capable of clamping down tight. The only thing that doesn't clamp down is the skin. I've been asked if I'd considered having some plastic surgery to trim away or make my asshole prettier than it is. I have no desire to change it and honestly, I'm proud of how it looks. I like having a bubble butt with a 'ruined' hole between my cheeks. I like seeing it on other men who are attractive and in good shape.
I'm a big supporter of being body positive. If you want tattoos, get them. If you want piercings, have them. Just be prepared for negative attention and ask yourself if you're capable of coping with it. Just because you like something you've done to yourself, doesn't mean others will. If you can live with that, go for it. Just don't demand to be accepted and get angry when people don't accept you. If you care that much about other people and their opinions then tattoos, piercings and other body modifications are not for you. For those people who can't handle it, don't look. I don't hate anyone for thinking my body looks disgusting. I'm in fantastic shape, I work out weekly and at a glance I'd be considered the all American guy. I've got two dicks, a set of big stretched nuts and a huge asshole, big deal. I'm not bending over and showing it to old ladies outside the beauty parlor. I'm not forcing it into people's faces. I am however happy with my body and everything about it. If other people aren't that's fine. Just be respectful and chill out when it comes to being judgmental. It does no good for anyone.
The Orgy
You remember that time I had sex with six other people at the same time? Oh yeah that's right, you had to be there. Or did you? The fact is I mentioned this briefly in my Reddit AMA and it created a firestorm of reactions. Everything you could imagine from people calling bullshit, other people finding it impossible to fathom and still others saying how jealous they were. Then there were the ones who said it was disgusting and immoral. The reactions really were priceless and kept me giggling for months. I figured when I was writing this book that I had to include a more in depth (pun intended) telling of exactly how that all happened.
About a year before I met the couple I ended up dating seriously for a few years, I was going through a really slutty period in my life. There were weeks where I'd had sex in some way with at least one different person every day. There were days when it topped three and four people a day depending on where I was. The point is, I was getting laid a lot, by guys and girls. Without getting too crazy in the details on how I met these 6 people I'll just establish a bit about each of them.
The guys:
Guy 1: Great body, European look, black hair almost long enough to pull back in a ponytail. Blue eyes, pale skin, fantastic complexion with very chiseled features. He had fantastic muscles, no body hair and monster uncut cock that looks a lot like one of mine with a massive amount of foreskin. His cock was very dark, tanned almost to a grey tone with very thick, actually huge veins all over it. It stood out on his otherwise pale body. His ass was perfection, smooth and muscular with an asshole that matched his cock in color and texture. He clearly had been fucked in the ass a lot as it would yawn open wide allowing a view deep inside the pink tunnel. When it would clench shut the dark grey skin folded over repeatedly. It would yawn and clench over and over when licked.
Guy 2: Average body, all American look, sort of disheveled light brown hair with a scruffy face. Bright green eyes, not pale but not tan skin. His body dusted across his chest, legs, crotch and ass. His cock was circumcised and of average length, probably about 7 inches long with a sharply defined, dark circumcision scar that divided the skin of his shaft from a deep olive tan and a bright pale pink. What stood out besides his cute scruffy face were his gigantic low-hanging nuts. They were easily as large as tennis balls and hung far below his cock. I'd venture to guess his nuts hung at least 8" to 10" inches down in a very thin hairy sack. His sack had blatant stretch marks on it that he admitted came from stretching his nuts as much as he could stand. The best part was his hairy, sweaty ass crack; it hid a thick tan pouting asshole that was capable of swallowing those big balls.
Guy 3: Lean body with a bubble butt. Dusty brown hair with platinum highlights that was shaggy around his face. Sparkling blue eyes, almost a constant blush to his cheeks and a gleaming white smile. His body was completely smooth. His cock was circumcised and roughly 8 inches long. The head of his cock was large, with a bright read flared head. Riding very low to the base of his cock, only about 2" above the base was a bright pink circumcision scar. The underside of his cock was lined with stainless steel barbells. The piercings went from the huge Prince Albert in his large piss-hole, all the way down the center of his shaft, down the center of his nut-sack all the way back to his taint where it stopped at the edge of a tribal tattoo that circled his dark gray wrinkled asshole. He could be double penetrated dry, without lube and was working on taking a fist.
The girls:
Girl 1: Petite blonde with a full body tan. Brown eyes and smooth skin with perky natural boobs. Her pussy was smooth except for a tuft of hot pink pubes that she had bleached out and dyed hot pink. Her inner labia were massive, hanging large and following back to her asshole where the gray wrinkled skin of her asshole blended together with her labia. She loved rough penetration.
Girl 2: Medium brown hair cropped sh
ort, green eyes and no tits to speak of. Could be because she was extremely thin. Her body was almost wax pale and her pussy shaved bald. Her pussy was the only one like it that I had ever seen. No visible inner labia and her outer labia did not touch in the middle. Her pussy was always open. When she lay back and spread her legs her pussy opened wide enough to see all the way inside to the back. When penetrated her abdomen would stand up like a tent. She liked having her cervix played with and and could take a finger all the way inside. The best part was after being fisted for a bit she could push her entire pussy inside out.
Girl 3: Long wavy jet black hair with bright blue eyes. Pale skin with double D sized implants. Her nipples were huge and were pierced twice in both. Hour glass figure with a large ass. Her pussy was trimmed with a triangle patch above it. After an intense pounding her pussy would push inside out a few inches and stay that way. Her cervix could be penetrated with two fingers all the way in which she claimed to love. It also leaked milky fluid nonstop when she was turned on. She had the wettest and sloppiest pussy of the three girls.
We had all met up, some friends of friends, some new to the group thing. The orgy wasn't planned and everyone came with someone. I came with Girl 2. Girl 3 and Guy 1 came together, Girl 1 and Guy 3 came together and Guy 2 we met during the evening. The physics of a 7 person orgy aren't too difficult when you have a guy with two dicks. The fact of the matter is everyone ended up being fucked by everyone at one point during the night. It was when I was riding Guys 1 and 3 when Girls 1 and 2 faced each other and managed to get my cocks in their pussies. It didn't take much effort to get Guy 2 and Girl 3 to get on the bed over my face and fuck while I ate them both out. That was when I realized how sloppy Girl 3 got and how much Guy 2 liked having his nuts shoved up into his ass.
It feels strange writing much more than that. Everyone ended up coming in that position and afterward we were all exhausted. It definitely was one of my most favorite sexual adventures. No, it did not include a bunk bed, sorry to disappoint. If you were on Reddit you'll get the joke.
My 10 Favorite posts from my Reddit AMA
Some of the most fun I've ever had talking about myself was during my Reddit AMA. My AMA is ranked the 4th most popular AMA on Reddit of all time. I even beat Peter Dinklage! You can't imagine how mind blowing that is. So, the questions and comments came at me so fast I had a tough time keeping up. Some people swore I had to be switching off with someone else. They said there was no way I was the only person answering questions for over 48 hours straight. At least I think it was 48 hours. Anyway the point is, so many people still have no idea what Reddit is or how to find it. Since Reddit closed/archived my AMA and it's pretty difficult to find if you don't know how to search for it, I'm including the best of the best here. Credit given to the posters when available.
Diemac : I bet your dad won all the arguments if any other parent compared their kids to you. "well Andrew, my kid has two dicks. So Andy Jr. can suck it twice."
InscrutableTed: Just to summarize what we've learnt.
He's bisexual. He's attractive. He's lives in a threesome. He likes fisting others and being fisted. He likes putting things down his urethra. He casually mentions the time six people had sex with him simultaneously. He shoots 12 times when he cums. Straight men magically turn bicurious around him.
And on top of that, he has two penises.
Well played, God. Good to know you didn't waste that extra penis on a prude.
McNeese: Holy shit. You know no one else has ever done this, right?
Like... like you're some sort of sexual Neil Armstrong.
"This is... Two large dicks for man. Two... giant cocks for womankind."
10ac: Did you have any nicknames in Highschool? Johnson & Johnson seems like a pretty good one.
jtdc: Can you write your first and last name in the snow simultaneously?
Carmen: He's ambidickstrous.
Maxsusful: Are you a time lord? They have two hearts, so they might have two of something else.
Daikar: Can you blow air through one and out the other?
ZBeebs: So when you masturbate, how do you control the mouse?
UnleashTheAgronox: Have you ever done this:
Step 1) Tell someone you don't know "I have 13 inches of penis."
Step 2) Offer to show them.
Step 3) Whip out penis number 1, to mild disappointment.
Step 4) Whip out penis number 2, for the Big Reveal!
Well, have you?
santacruzer7: Does Professor Xavier really have a school for gifted youth?
What Started it All
Back late in 2013 I submitted some photos of myself to a blog on Tumblr that I was a fan of. The Meat Market puts up some pretty hot photos of guys being fisted, or having huge assholes. That turns me on (obviously) so after a while I thought, maybe I'll send them a photo or two of my dicks. Low and behold days later I was all over the Internet and news. For those who missed that I've been given permission to include the original questions that were asked that inspired the Reddit AMA. Yes, it's true, Reddit made me famous, but The Meat Market blog on Tumblr is where I first debuted. From that day on everything changed. Below, the questions that started it all.
Double D: Your questions, his answers.
1: Can you tell if someone is touching your left dick or right dick?
DD: Yes. If the left one itches, I know its the left one. Vise versa. If I'm getting both sucked by two different mouths, and one swirls their tongue around the head of my right dick and the other person is sliding it from side to side against my left dick, i can tell who is doing what.
2. How do you pee?
DD: Like anyone else. I take my dicks out, and hold them in one hand and point into the toilet. They aren’t rigid unless I’m hard and I can squeeze them together. Its not rocket science.
3. Why do you pull back one foreskin in some of your photos?
DD: Variety.
4: What were your lover’s reactions when you first tells them and show them?
DD: By the time I tell them, I usually have been dating them for at least a month. I don’t usually have sex very fast and I’ve only dated 4 people that I had sex with. There were a bunch of one night stands, but those got old and I don’t like how I feel after them. Plus those were usually the ones where people freaked out or lost their shit when they saw my stuff. lol
The usual reaction is different between girls and guys. Girls giggle and think I’m joking. Guys want me to prove it, immediately. Actually I replied once “right here? in Starbucks?” lol Usually its awe and amazement. If they’ve been with me long enough, they are considerate when they first see them.
5. Do you thank your parents everyday for not having the doctor chop one off when you were an infant?
DD: Now I do. For a few years in my early teens I hated it. As soon as anyone found out, or saw them, that’s all they wanted to talk about, or they wanted to see them or play with them.
6. What do doctors and nurses say about them when they see them?
DD: Its been a long time since i went in for a check up. because my left cock developed pretty damn perfectly after it forked off from the right one, there hasn’t been many issues. every now and then my prostate gets really full of seminal fluid and has to be released. but either i or my boyfriend can handle that now that my butthole is large enough.
7. Your butthole is large enough to….?
DD: LOL Its big enough for a hand to fit into. My prostate used to get inflamed and irritated in my early teens. One of the side effects of having two cocks. For guys with one cock, the prostate makes the juice that carries sperm when you shoot a load. Like 75-90% of the jizz is seminal fluid made in the prostate. It makes that juice when you’re getting horny and aroused. Stimulation from your cock helps that process speed up. Since I’ve got two cocks, the stimulation is double and if I don’t orgasm and release it, it builds up. In the past I had to go see the urologist about it and he taught me about how to use my fingers
to reach inside to press on my prostate so the excess fluids would come out when i orgasm. Years later its pretty much my boyfriend or girlfriend or whomever I'm with, will reach inside my ass and squeeze my prostate while i orgasm every few days otherwise it will get swollen.
8. How far in do they have to reach?
DD: Just past the wrist.
9. Do you enjoy it?
DD: If your asking if i like being fisted, yeah. lol I do. The squeeze on my prostate sends me over the moon.
10: How many squirts do you usually make when you cum?
DD: probably a solid 6 or so from my right cock, followed by dribbling from my left cock. But if I’m squeezing my prostate after a few days, about 15 or so solid squirts and it flows out through my left cock at the same time.
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