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by Diphallic Dude


  11. Whats the most intense orgasm you ever had?

  DD: In a 7 way.

  12: How did that work?

  DD: Two guys laid on the bed, balls to balls, and I sat down on their cocks, both in my ass. Then their two girlfriends had me lean back and prop myself up with my arms. They faced each other, pussy to pussy and put my cocks in them. Then another guy and girl stood over me, and he took turns fucking her ass, pussy and my mouth while I licked her pussy and clit and his balls.

  13: That’s, wild.

  DD: Yeah, I can admit that one was one of the best.

  14: Got an answer for us yet about what celebrity you’d like to show your cock to and have sex with if they were interested?

  DD: Yeah I’ve been thinking about it. I’ve come up with a few, guys and girls. So, without a doubt, James Franco. I’d love to go Hey man, you ever met a dude with two cocks? And watch him look all confused and do that goofy smirk he does and him say something like “what? nah man.” and then go “Do you wanna?” and yeah… I’m sure he’d say yeah. Then show my dicks to him and … mmm yeah, I’d love to give James Franco a full glaze facial.

  Jason Mewes. Because fuck, he’d probably blow me and i always thought jay was hot in the Kevin Smith films. I’d love to DP Mewes’ big jiggly butt while pulling his hair and afterward pull my cocks out and make him suck me off till I came. hehe

  I used to fantasize about having a 3 way with Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. I’d love to show my cocks to Kendra Wilkinson from that old playboy reality show, the girls next door. her reaction would be priceless.

  and I guess, last on the list would be the middle dude from Hanson. I've seen tons of rumors and pictures of him having a big ragged asshole and that turns me on big time. would love to meet him and ask him if he wanted to fuck and then just raw-dog his worn out ass then double stamp his face. lol just to say I did.

  15: Reddit wants you to do a AMA (ask me anything) session, would you?

  DD: Maybe. I read some of the comments on the link you sent me. so I’m already there. Just not real savvy on how reddit works. tell everyone thanks for the support and kindness. I’ll take more pics for you and send them.

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  Double D: Commando

  Your questions & his answers:

  1. Do you go commando?

  DD: usually, I don't like boxers and briefs aren’t big enough to hold my cocks.

  2. If you took unzipped your pants and showed someone, what would they see? PHOTO PROVIDED.

  DD: I don't usually show and deny it when asked. But this pic is what you’d see.

  3. Have you had a guy suck one cock while a girl sucked another?

  DD: Yes, its fun.

  4. Is your orgasm the same if you jerk off both cocks, or just one?

  DD: hard to explain. feels good stimulating both, but the harder one feels better.

  5. Would you ever do porn?

  DD: not interested in it. probably seems weird, since I’ve got two dicks, but just not into exhibitionism. the fact that im sending you pix is really weird for me. people think of it as a novelty but its my body. I'm not offended by rude comments… just that sooner or later the cool will wear off and then yeah.

  6. Do you like or have you been fucked in the ass?

  DD: yes and yes. with men I’m almost always a bottom unless I get REALLY turned on.

  7. If you could have sex with a celebrity, or show your cocks to a celebrity, in person with a chance to have sex with them, who would it be?

  DD: THAT one I’ll have to get back to you on. Never really thought about it.

  8. What do you think people don’t consider when they see your pics?

  DD: that I'm a person too, its my body, its always been this way. I've always had two dicks, and its not something you wish for. i used to want only one. school wasn't fun and i had to change schools a few times. not saying anymore than that. but I'm not ashamed of my cocks. I'm just protective of them. lol

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  Double D returns!

  Okay so a few more questions answered.

  1. Yes, both his cocks can get hard, the smaller one gets harder but it takes longer. His dominant cock, that pisses a bigger stream and shoots a majority of cum when he orgasms is the one that is the biggest and hardest.

  2. No, he does not have 4 balls. Just 2.

  3. Size: His dominant cock is roughly 7 inches, give or take how turned on he is. His smaller cock when at full size is about 6 inches.

  4. Sensitivity: Both cocks are equally sensitive, but he thinks the nerve endings are more receptive in his dominant cock. He can jerk both off and says that he does on occasion. Usually he jerks his right cock and the softer smaller one flops around while he does.

  5. Best sexual experience: A 3-way with a chick and another dude. From what he tells me, the dude was straight, but when he saw Double D’s cocks he ended up playing with them and sucking them with the girl.

  6. Holes: He’s had them both in a girls pussy, and in a girls ass, he’s had them both in a guys ass. He’s had them both in a girls ass and pussy at the same time.

  7. Ejaculation: When he shoots his load, the bulk of it comes out of his right cock, some dribbles out of his left cock and he usually has to milk it out of his left cock afterward. He also said that once he pinched off his right cock while he came and the cum squirted harder out of his left cock.

  8. Surgeries: He has no desire to have one of them removed. He did have to have one minor surgery in his teens to help the split in his urethra form more completely. It had been ballooning inside from pressure, where his dicks separate and they put catheters in him and did some minor surgery to make the intersection “Y” heal properly. So again, he can pee out of both dicks.

  9. Public Bathrooms: Yes, he takes both out when he pees. Rarely uses a public wall urinal if he can use a stall. He always gets stares if someone glances over.

  10. He is not single. He has a boyfriend AND a girlfriend. They know he’s sharing photos and think it’s funny some of the reactions he’s getting. So, basically, hook-up requests are not accepted.

  11. He has no plans to submit video. A few thousand people have already shared and posted the pics he sent and he knows videos will just go even farther.

  12. Absolutely, positively he will NOT submit a photo of his face. He does not want to be recognized on the street.

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  1. YES he can pee and cum out of both cocks.

  2. YES they both get hard.

  3. YES he likes men and women.

  4. YES he has double penetrated both men and women.

  5. It is called Diphallia, genetic condition that causes two penises to form instead of one. Only 1 in 5 million men have it and of those who do, only 1 out of 10 shows signs of diphallia like he does. Most are severely deformed, mutant looking penises, have inside out assholes and rarely do they survive childhood because diphallia usually is combined with other severe genetic disorders. So 1 in 5 million and 1 out of 10, would make him 1 in 500 million men with two penises this intact and perfectly formed.

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  Double D is back.

  Also I passed along some of your questions.

  1. He is 24 years old, about 6 feet tall 150lbs, dark blond hair, blue eyes.

  2. Why Double D? That was a nickname a buddy gave him in middle school. Obviously, it stands for Double Dicks.

  3. Yes, he CAN pee and cum through both dicks.

  4. NO, he does not have 4 balls.

  5. He does not show it off. He says he’s denied having two cocks a lot. The attention isn’t always nice and he prefers to keep it quiet.

  6. He has fucked women in both holes at the same time, using his dominant cock, the right one in the ass and his left cock, the softer one in the pussy. He has also fucked people with both cocks in the same hole. Guys and girls.

  7. He is bisexual and for obvious reasons prefers men and women with loose or otherwise “big” holes. Looks get his attention, but personality is what mot
ivates him to date. He likes well proportioned women, blondes who are kinky. Men, he prefers well proportioned, or well built, muscular men. He says he prefers the kind of men that act or seem straight. He’s turned off (usually) by flamboyant or extremely feminine acting men. He admits he likes twinks and very skinny guys from time to time.

  8. Negative effects: Shaving. He has a difficult time shaving the hair that grows up between his cocks. He has to be extremely aroused for his dominant cock (on the right) to get completely hard. The left cock will get what is considered a semi-erection first but never get rigid. He likes tight jeans but hates that the seam rubs the skin between his cocks. There is a bundle of veins between them that bruise easily.

  9. He can jack off his left cock, but it feels better to use his right cock.

  10. He says men are more fascinated with his dicks than women are and some women have freaked out and refused to have sex when they see his dicks. Some have thought it was a joke or a prosthetic. No guy has ever turned him down at the last minute.

  After that it spread to Reddit and the AMA. Afterward I returned to Tumblr to create my own Tumblr blog. The questions continued so I created yet another set of Frequently Asked Questions and their answers. Just to make sure all the bases/questions were covered in my book, they are as follows:

  DO BOTH DICKS WORK?

  Yes, 100%. I can pee out of both and come/ejaculate out of both.

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  HOW BIG ARE THEY?

  After some minor corrective surgery this past February, they are now equal in size. Roughly 10” (inches) long when hard. 8” inches soft. Shafts are about 6” 1/2 around, heads around 7” around.

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  DO YOU HAVE 4 BALLS/NUTS/TESTICLES?

  No, just two, shocking right?

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  IS ONE CUT/CIRCUMCISED AND THE OTHER UNCUT?

  No, they are both uncut and I have A LOT of foreskin. ;)

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  WHY DON’T YOU GET ONE CIRCUMCISED SO WE CAN ALL KNOW THE ANSWER, WHICH IS BETTER, CUT OR UNCUT?

  You cut something off your body just to satisfy other people and tell me how that goes.

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  CAN YOU COME MULTIPLE TIMES?

  Yes, whichever one I start with, after I come I can use the other immediately and keep going. Then switch back and keep going. I can go a few hours, having orgasms roughly every five to 10 minutes.

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  DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WITH TWO DICKS?

  No. I’ve read about some though. But I’m the only guy I know who has two dicks.

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  HAVE YOU EVER PUT BOTH IN A GIRL? YOU KNOW, ONE IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK?

  Yes, many many times. Also have put both in the pink, or both in the stink. Same for guys.

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  DO STRAIGHT GUYS LIKE YOUR COCKS AS MUCH AS YOU CLAIM?

  Yep, at least the ones who’ve seen them in person. My cocks are like a unicorn or … in my case a magical ram. ;)

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  WHY DIDN’T YOU GET THE EXTRA ONE CUT OFF?

  Why? They both work. I may call the right one my dominant one, but the truth is, doc’s weren’t sure which one actually WAS the dominant one.

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  ARE YOU BISEXUAL? DO YOU ACTUALLY SUCK DICK?

  Yes, I’m bisexual and I LOVE sucking dick. But I also love eating pussy. One of my favorite things to do is sucking a guys dick while he’s fucking a pussy. Tasting pussy on cock really turns me on. Eating cum out of a pussy is just as amazing.

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  DO YOU THINK HAVING TWO COCKS MADE YOU BISEXUAL?

  I don’t think so. I’ve had 2 all my life so trying to imagine how I would’ve turned out otherwise is tough to do.

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  DO YOU SHOW IT OFF IN PUBLIC, LIKE IN A BATHROOM OR LOCKER ROOM?

  No. In bathrooms I use the stall if at all possible. Regardless of what people think, guys DO look. It’s denial when guys say no one looks, some people do. I know, because it’s happened to me. Since I can’t internally control which dick the pee comes out of I have to take both out.

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  WHY DON’T YOU DO PORN?

  There is no price tag on my dignity. In that environment you go from being unique to becoming a novelty. I have no desire to exploit myself in THAT way. When it came to taking photos of my cocks and posting them on the Internet… I did it because, without them, no one would believe it. Plus I felt it was worth educating people that this exists and it’s not freakish or unfortunate.

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  HOW CAN YOU DATE TWO PEOPLE? DOES ONE OF THEM EVER GET JEALOUS? HOW DOES THE SEX WORK?

  There’s a special kind of understanding that is required to manage a 3-way relationship. Communication is key, even if you think it might make things difficult. It’s always better to be honest and open because then no one has the chance to assume anything. Neither of my partners have gotten jealous and I have never been jealous of the two of them. They were together before they met me. My boyfriend realized he was bisexual once it was revealed that I have two cocks. It’s pretty lengthy to explain it all. As for sex between the three of us, I’m not willing to go into details as that is personal. However we satisfy each other and there has yet to be any problems.

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  SOME PEOPLE SWEAR YOUR PHOTOS ARE FAKE AND WANT YOU TO POST VIDEO. YOU SAID YOU WON’T POST VIDEO. SO THEY CONTINUE TO DOUBT YOU HAVE TWO COCKS. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

  It doesn’t bother me at all. My anatomy requires no ones belief in it to exist. I have no desire to make videos, my photos are plenty. Besides, what I feel is the most important thing at this point is the message, the knowledge and understanding I hope to inspire. Drooling over my dicks was never the purpose for going public with them.

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  WILL YOU EVER POST A PHOTO OF YOUR FACE?

  No, absolutely not. I’ve seen a lot of reactions to this. Some are respectful, some are angry, some are disappointed. There are some things that simply cannot be understood. To understand how having two cocks can impact your life (besides the physical/sexual aspect) you must have two cocks. There are a lot of people (mostly men) who believe that having two cocks would make their life great. It did not make mine great. When it was revealed in my last two years of high school, it made life hell. Once I graduated I went on a rebellious streak and ‘owned’ my cocks. I was very open about it and everywhere I went, I was no longer ME. I was the guy with two cocks. Half of the attention was disbelief (which was accompanied by a demand for proof), the other half were assumptions.

  No matter what I said or did, I was still just the guy with two cocks. The only way I can put it that might click with most people is the dichotomy of Clark Kent and Superman. If he had revealed he was Clark and vice versa he would never have had a moment of personal time. We all saw the kind of grief he and Lois experienced, and only she knew. If he had revealed himself, everywhere he went people would expect things, or assume whatever. Anything not spelled out, would be filled in by the individuals assumptions. Every action would be perceived as motivated by the secret. He would never have had ‘down’ time. To be honest, having two cocks does not make up for every single shred of my privacy being obliterated. It does not make up for being judged one way or another. People set up expectations of a person based on what they know. My two cocks are a part of me, they aren’t all I am.

 

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