100 Proof Stud (The Darcy Walker Series)
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Darcyspeak
Dylantopia: Dylan’s particular POV.
Fastard: a fastard, in Darcyspeak, are boys that move fast—they meet you one time, tell you they love you, then set up your next date only for you to find out the fastard has a steady on the sly. Substitute a “b” if you’re the cursing type and that should clear up everything.
Habaneros: a girl’s chest region.
Happies: a boy’s southern region.
I-Don’t-Care Look: consists of a wet ponytail, little or no cosmetics, and glasses.
Iniquity Engineer: those that lead you down the path to destruction. Unfortunately, if you open an encyclopedia on sin, my picture might be in the footnotes.
IRMS Episode: insurance-related mood swing.
NCIP: no crap in particular. The way I refer to my day when nothing exciting happens. Hey, it happens to the best of us.
Shama lama, ding-dong: for all those naughty words I don’t know the meaning of, in the words of Otis Day, I assigned the term shama lama, ding-dong.
Vinnietown: Vinnie’s particular POV.
Voodoo cream: Puerto Rican cream I apply by the light of the Crescent Moon hoping to give me an ample bosom. Side effects are hot flashes and the occasional chest hair.
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