Barsoom Omnibus

by Edgar Rice Burroughs

  5

  Ptantus looked at me so ferociously that I was sure he was attempting to frighten me. It seems to be a way that tyrants and bullies have of attempting to break down the morale of a victim before they destroy him; but I was not greatly impressed; and, impelled by a rather foolish desire to annoy him, I stopped looking at him. I guess that got his goat for he thumped the desk with his fist and leaned forward across it.

  "Slave!" he almost roared at me, "pay attention to me."

  "You haven't said anything yet," I reminded him. "When you say anything worth listening to I shall listen, but you don't have to yell at me."

  He turned angrily to an officer. "Don't ever dare to bring a prisoner before me again," he said, "until he has been instructed how to behave in the presence of a jeddak."

  "I know how to behave in the presence of a jeddak," I told him, "I have been in the presence of some of the greatest jeddaks on Barsoom, and I treat a jeddak just as I treat any other man — as he deserves. If he is a nobleman at heart he has my deference, if he is a boor he does not."

  The inference was clear, and Ptantus colored. "Enough of your insolence," he said. "I understand that you are a troublesome fellow, that you gave Pnoxus, the prince, a great deal of trouble after your capture and that you struck and badly injured one of my nobles."

  "That man may have a title," I said, "but he is no noble; he kicked me while he was invisible — it was the same as kicking a blind man."

  "That is right," said a girlish voice a little way behind me and at one side. I turned and looked. It was Rojas.

  "You saw this thing done, Rojas?" demanded Ptantus.

  "Yes, Motus insulted me; and this man, Dotar Sojat, berated him for it. Then Motus kicked him."

  "Is this true, Motus?" asked Ptantus, turning his head and looking past me on the other side. I turned and glanced in that direction and saw Motus with his face swathed in bandages; he was a sorry looking sight.

  "I gave the slave what he deserves," he growled; "he is an insolent fellow."

  "I quite agree with you," said Ptantus, "and he shall die when the time comes. But I did not summon him here to conduct a trial. I, the jeddak, reach my decisions without testimony or advice. I sent for him because an officer said he could leap thirty feet into the air; and if he can do that it may be worth keeping him a while for my amusement."

  I couldn't help but smile a little at that for it had been my ability to jump that had probably preserved my life upon my advent to Barsoom so many years ago, when I had been captured by the green hordes of Thark, and Tars Tarkas had ordered me to sak for the edification of Lorquas Ptomel, the jed, and now it was going to give me at least a short reprieve from death.

  "Why do you smile?" demanded Ptantus. "Do you see anything funny in that? Now jump, and be quick about it."

  I looked up at the ceiling. It was only about fifteen feet from the floor. "That would be only a hop," I said.

  "Well hop then," said Ptantus.

  I turned and looked behind me. For about twenty feet between me and the doorway men and women were crowded thickly together. Thanking my great agility and the lesser gravity of Mars, I easily jumped completely over them. I could have made a bolt for the door then, leaped to the roof of the city and made my escape; and I should have done it had it not been that Llana, of Gathol was still a prisoner here.

  Exclamations of surprise filled the room at this, to them, marvelous feat of agility; and when I leaped back again there was almost a ripple of applause.

  "What else can you do?" demanded Ptantus.

  "I can make a fool out of Motus with a sword," I said, "as well as with my fists, if he will meet me under the lights where I can see him."

  Ptantus actually laughed. "I think I shall let you do that sometime when I am through with you," he said, "for Motus will most certainly kill you. There is probably not a better swordsman on all Barsoom than the noble Motus."

  "I shall be delighted to let him try it," I said, "and I can promise you that I shall still be able to jump after I have killed Motus. But, if you really want to see some jumping," I continued, "take me and the girl who was captured with me out into the forest, and we will show you something worthwhile." If I could only get outside the gates with Llana I knew that we should be able to get away, for I could outdistance any of them even if I had to carry her.

  "Take him back and lock him up," said Ptantus; "I have seen and heard enough for today;" so they took me back into the courtyard and chained me to my tree.

  "Well," said Ptor Fak, after he thought the guards had left, "how did you get along?"

  I told him all that had transpired in the jeddak's presence; and he said he hoped that I would get a chance to meet Motus, as Ptor Fak well knew my reputation as a swordsman.

  After dark that night, a voice came out and sat down beside me. It was Kandus.

  "It's a good thing you jumped for Ptantus today," he said, "the old devil thought Pnoxus had been lying to him and after it had been demonstrated that you could not jump Ptantus was going to have you destroyed immediately in a very unpleasant way he has of dealing with those who have aroused his anger or resentment."

  "I hope I can keep on amusing him for a while," I said.

  "The end will be the same eventually," said Kandus, "but if there is anything I can do to make your captivity easier for you I shall be glad to do it."

  "It would relieve my mind if you could tell me what has become of the girl who was captured at the same time that I was.

  "She is confined in the quarters of the female slaves. It's over on that side of the city beyond the palace," and he nodded in that direction.

  "What do you think is going to happen to her?" I asked.

  "Ptantus and Pnoxus are quarreling about her," he replied; "they are always quarreling about something; they hate each other. Because Pnoxus wants her Ptantus doesn't want him to have her; and so, for the time being at least, she is safe. I must go now," he added a moment later, and I could tell from the direction of his voice that he had arisen. "If there is anything I can do for you be sure to let me know."

  "If you could bring me a piece of wire," I said, "I would appreciate it."

  "What do you want of wire?" he asked.

  "Just to pass the time," I said; "I bend them around in different shapes and make little figures of them to amuse myself. I am not accustomed to being chained to a tree, and time is going to hang very heavy on my hands."

  "Certainly," he said, "I'll be glad to bring you a piece of wire; I'll be back with it in just a moment, and until then good-by."

  "You are fortunate to have made a friend here," said Ptor Fak; "I've been here several months and I haven't made one."

  "I think it was my jumping," I said; "it has served me in good stead before and in many ways."

  It was not long before Kandus returned with the wire. I thanked him and he left immediately.

  It was night now and both moons were in the sky. Their soft light illuminated the courtyard, while the swift flight of Thuria across the vault of heaven swept the shadows of the trees into constantly changing movement across the scarlet sward, turned purple now in the moonlight.

  Ptor Fak's chain and mine were sufficiently long to just permit us to sit side by side, and I could see that his curiosity was aroused by my request for a piece of wire by the fact that he kept watching it in my hand. Finally he could contain himself no longer. "What are you going to do with that wire?" he asked.

  "You'd be surprised," I said; and then I paused for I felt a presence near me, "at the clever things one may do with a piece of wire."

  6

  Were I to live here in Invak the rest of my life I am sure I could never accustom myself to these uncanny presences, or to the knowledge that someone might always be standing close to me listening to everything that I said to Ptor Fak.

  Presently I felt a soft hand upon my arm, and then that same sweet voice that I had heard before said, "It is Rojas."

  "I am glad that you ca
me," I said. "I wished an opportunity to thank you for the testimony you gave in my behalf before Ptantus today."

  "I'm afraid it didn't do you much good," she replied; "Ptantus doesn't like me."

  "Why should he dislike you?" I asked.

  "Pnoxus wanted me as his mate and I refused him; so, though Ptantus doesn't like Pnoxus, his pride was hurt; and he has been venting his spleen on my family ever since." She moved closer to me, I could feel the warmth of her arm against mine as she leaned against me. "Dotar Sojat," she said, "I wish that you were an Invak so that you might remain here forever in safety."

  "That is very sweet of you, Rojas," I said, "but I am afraid that Fate has ordained it otherwise."

  The soft arm stole up around my shoulders. The delicate perfume which had first announced her presence to me that afternoon, filled my nostrils and I could feel her warm breath upon my cheek. "Would you like to stay here, Dotar Sojat," she paused, "—with me?"

  The situation was becoming embarrassing. Even Ptor Fak was embarrassed and there were no soft invisible arms about his neck. I knew that he was embarrassed because he had moved away from us the full length of his chain. Of course he couldn't see Rojas any more than I could but he must have heard her words; and, being a gentleman, he had removed himself as far as possible; and now he sat there with his back toward us. Being made love to by a beautiful girl in a moonlit garden may be romantic, but if the girl is wholly invisible it is like being made love to by a ghost; though I can assure you that Rojas didn't feel like a ghost at all.

  "You have not answered me, Dotar Sojat," she said.

  I have never loved but one woman — my incomparable Dejah Thoris; nor do I, like some men, run around pretending love for other women. So, as you say in America, I was on the spot. They say that all is fair in love and war; and as far as I was concerned I, personally, was definitely at war with Invak. Here was an enemy girl whose loyalty I could win or whose bitter hatred I could incur by my reply. Had I had only myself to consider I should not have hesitated; but the fate of Llana of Gathol outweighted all other considerations, and so I temporized.

  "No matter how much I should like to be with you always, Rojas," I said, "I know that is impossible. I shall be here only subject to the whims of your jeddak and then death will separate us forever."

  "Oh, no, Dotar Sojat," she cried, drawing my cheek close to hers, "you must not die — for I love you."

  "But Rojas," I expostulated, "how can you love a man whom you have known for only a few hours and seen but for a few minutes?"

  "I knew that I loved you the moment that I set eyes upon you," she replied, "and I've seen you for a great many more than a few minutes. I have been almost constantly in the courtyard since I first saw you, watching you. I know every changing expression of your face. I have seen the light of anger, and of humor, and of friendship in your eyes. Had I known you all my life I could not know you better. Kiss me, Dotar Sojat," she concluded. And, then I did something for which I shall probably always be ashamed. I took Rojas in my arms and kissed her.

  Did you ever hold a ghost in your arms and kiss her? It humiliates me to admit that it was not an unpleasant experience. But Rojas clung to me so tightly and for so long that I was covered with confusion and embarrassment.

  "Oh, that we could be always thus," sighed Rojas.

  Personally I thought that however pleasant, it might be a little inconvenient. However, I said, "Perhaps you will come often again, Rojas, before I die."

  "Oh, don't speak of death," she cried.

  "But you know yourself that Ptantus will have me killed — unless I escape."

  "Escape!" She scarcely breathed the word.

  "But I suppose there will be no escape for me," I added, and I tried not to sound too hopeful.

  "Escape," she said again, "Escape! ah if I could but go with you."

  "Why not?" I asked. I had gone this far and I felt that I might as well go all the way if by so doing I could release Llana of Gathol from captivity.

  "Yes, why not?" repeated Rojas, "but how?"

  "If I could become invisible," I suggested.

  She thought that over for a moment and then said, "It would be treason. It would mean death, a horrible death, were I apprehended."

  "I couldn't ask that of you," I said, and I felt like a hypocrite for that I knew that I could ask it of her if I thought that she would do it. I would willingly have sacrificed the life of every person in Invak, including my own, if thereby I could have liberated Llana of Gathol. I was desperate, and when a man is desperate he will resort to any means to win his point.

  "I am most unhappy here," said Rojas, in a quite natural and human attempt at self-justification. "Of course, if we were successful," continued Rojas, "it wouldn't make any difference who knew what I had done because they could never find us again. We would both be invisible, and together we could make our way to your country." She was planning it all out splendidly.

  "Do you know where the flier is that brought the girl prisoner?" I asked.

  "Yes, it was landed on the roof of the city."

  "That will simplify matters greatly," I said. "If we all become invisible we can reach it and escape with ease."

  "What do you mean 'all'?" she demanded.

  "Why I want to take Ptor Fak with me," I said, "and Llana of Gathol who was captured the same time I was."

  Rojas froze instantly and her arms dropped from about me. "Not the girl," she said.

  "But, Rojas, I must save her," I insisted. There was no reply. I waited a moment and then I said, "Rojas!" but she did not answer, and a moment later I saw her slim back materialize in the entrance to one of the streets opposite me. A slim back surmounted by a defiantly held head. That back radiated feminine fury.

  7

  After Rojas left I was plunged almost into the depths of despair. Had she but waited I could have explained everything and the four of us might have escaped. I will admit that I have never been able to fathom the ways of women, but I felt that Rojas would never return. I presume that my conviction was influenced by those lines from The Mourning Bride, "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."

  However, I did not give up hope entirely — I never do. Instead of repining, I went to work on the lock of my shackle with the bit of wire that Kandus had brought me. Ptor Fak moved over to watch me. I sat facing my tree, close to it, and bending over my work; and Ptor Fak leaned close and bent over it too. We were trying to hide from preying eyes the thing that I was attempting to do; and as it was now late at night we hoped that there would be no one in the courtyard other than ourselves.

  At last I found the combination and after that it took me only a few seconds to unlock Ptor Fak's shackle. Then a voice behind us spoke.

  "What are you doing?" it demanded; "why are you not asleep?"

  "How can we sleep with people constantly annoying us?" I asked, hiding the wire beneath me.

  "Stand up," said the voice, and as we stood up the shackles fell away from our ankles.

  "I thought so," said the voice. Then I saw the piece of wire rise from the ground and disappear. "You are very clever, but I don't think Ptantus will appreciate your cleverness when he hears about this. I shall set a guard to watch you two constantly hereafter."

  "Everything is going wrong," I said to Ptor Fak a moment later, after I saw a warrior enter one of the streets, hoping that it was he who had spoken to us and that there were no others around.

  "It seems hopeless, doesn't it?" said Ptor Fak.

  "No," I snapped, "not while I still live."

  The following afternoon Kandus' voice came and sat down beside me. "How goes it?" he asked.

  "Terrible," I said.

  "How is that?" he asked.

  "I can't tell you," I said, "because there is probably a guard standing right here listening to everything that I say."

  "There is no one here but us," said Kandus.

  "How do you know?" I asked; "your people
are as invisible to you as they are to me."

  "We learn to sense the presence of others," he explained; "just how, I can't tell you."

  "How you do it is immaterial," I said, "as long as you are sure there is no one here listening to us. I will be perfectly frank with you, I succeeded in removing Ptor Fak's shackle and my own. Someone caught me at it and took the piece of wire away from me." I did not tell Kandus that I had broken the wire he had given me in two and that I still had the other half of it in my pocket pouch. There is no use in telling even a friend everything that you know.

  "How in the world could you have hoped to escape even if you could remove your shackles?" he asked.

  "It was only the first step," I told him. "We really had no plan, but we knew that we certainly could not escape as long as we were shackled."

  Kandus laughed. "There is something in that," he said, and then he was silent for a moment. "The girl who was captured with you," he said presently.

  "What of her?" I asked.

  "Ptanus has given her to Motus," he replies; "it was all done very suddenly. Why, no one seems to know, because Ptantus hasn't any particular love for Motus."

  If Kandus didn't know why, I thought that I did. I saw Rojas's hand and a green-eyed devil in it — jealousy is a heartless monster. "Will you do something more for me, Kandus?" I asked.

  "Gladly, if I can," he replied.

  "It may seem like a very silly request," I said, "but please don't ask me to explain. I want you to go to Rojas and tell her that Llana of Gathol, the girl that Ptantus has given to Motus, is the daughter of my daughter." It may seem strange to you denizens of earth that Rojas could have become infatuated with a grandfather, but you must remember that Mars is not Earth and that I am unlike all other Earth-men. I do not know how old I am. I recall no childhood. It seems to me that have just always been, and I have always been the same. I look now as I did when I fought with the Confederate army during the Civil War — a man of about thirty. And here on Barsoom, where the natural span of life is around a thousand years and people do not commence to show the ravages of old age until just shortly before dissolution, differences in age do not count. You might fall in love with a beautiful girl on Barsoom; and, as far as appearances were concerned, she might be seventeen or she might be seven hundred.