The 34th Golden Age of Science Fiction: C.M. Kornbluth

by C. M. Kornbluth

  “I saw Jimmy last three years ago. I haven’t been in Mob Territory since. I didn’t like it there. Now I know why. Give Mob Territory enough time and it’ll be like New Portsmouth. Something went wrong with them. We have the Treaty of Las Vegas and a hundred years of peace and there aren’t many people going back and forth between Syndic and Mob except for a few high-ups like me who have to circulate. Manners. So you pay duty calls and shut your eyes to what they’re really like.

  “This is what they’re like. This dark, damp stinking compartment. And my uncle—and all the Falcaros—and you—and I—we aren’t like them. Are we? Are we?” Her fingers bit into his arms. She was shaking.

  “Easy,” he soothed her. “Easy, easy. We’re all right. We’ll be all right. I think I’ve got it figured out. This must be some private gun-running Jimmy’s gone in for. Loaded an ore boat with avgas and ammo and ran it up the Seaway. If anybody in Syndic Territory gave a damn they thought it was a load of ore for New Orleans via the Atlantic and the Gulf. But Jimmy ran his load to Ireland or Iceland, H.Q. A little private flier of his. He wouldn’t dare harm us. There’s the Treaty and you’re a Falcaro.”

  “Treaty,” she said. “I tell you they’re all in it. Now that I’ve seen the Government in action I understand what I saw in Mob Territory. They’ve gone rotten, that’s all. They’ve gone rotten. The way he treated you, because he thought you didn’t have his rank! Sometimes my uncle’s high-handed, sometimes he tells a person off, sometimes he lets him know he’s top man in the Syndic and doesn’t propose to let anybody teach him how to suck eggs. But the spirit’s different. In the Syndic it’s parent to child. In the Mob it’s master to slave. Not based on age, not based on achievement, but based on the accident of birth. You tell me ‘You’re a Falcaro’ and that packs weight. Why? Not because I was born a Falcaro but because they let me stay a Falcaro. If I hadn’t been brainy and quick, they’d have adopted me out before I was ten. They don’t do that in Mob Territory. Whatever chance sends a Regan is a Regan then and forever. Even if it’s a paranoid constitutional inferior like Jimmy’s father. Even if it’s a giggling pervert like Jimmy.

  “God, Charles, I’m scared.

  “At last I know these people and I’m scared. You’d have to see Chicago to know why. The lakefront palaces, finer than anything in New York. Regan Memorial Plaza, finer than Scratch Sheet Square—great gilded marble figures, a hundred running yards of heroic frieze. But the hovels you see only by chance! Gray brick towers dating from the Third Fire! The children with faces like weasels, the men with faces like hogs, the women with figures like beer barrels and all of them glaring at you when you drive past as if they could cut your throat with joy. I never understood the look in their eyes until now, and you’ll never begin to understand what I’m talking about until you see their eyes.…”

  Charles revolted against the idea. It was too gross to go down. It didn’t square with his acquired picture of life in North America and therefore Lee Falcaro must be somehow mistaken or hysterical. “There,” he murmured, stroking her hair. “We’ll be all right. We’ll be all right.” He tried to soothe her.

  She twisted out of his arms and raged: “I won’t be humored. They’re mad, I tell you. Dick Reiner was right. We’ve got to wipe out the Government. But Frank Taylor was right too. We’ve got to blast the Mob before they blast us. They’ve died and decayed into something too horrible to bear. If we let them stay on the continent, with us their stink will infect us and poison us to death. We’ve got to do something. We’ve got to do something.”

  “What?”

  It stopped her cold. After a minute she uttered a shaky laugh. “The fat, sloppy, happy Syndic,” she said, “sitting around while the wolves overseas and the maniacs across the Mississippi are waiting to jump. Yes—do what?”

  Charles Orsino was not good at arguments or indeed at any abstract thinking. He knew it. He knew the virtues that had commended him to F. W. Taylor were his energy and an off-hand talent for getting along with people. But something rang terribly false in Lee’s words.

  “That kind of thinking doesn’t get you anywhere, Lee,” he said slowly. “I didn’t absorb much from Uncle Frank, but I did absorb this: you run into trouble if you make up stories about the world and then act as if they’re true. The Syndic isn’t somebody sitting around. The Government isn’t wolves. The Mobsters aren’t maniacs. And they aren’t waiting to jump on the Syndic. The Syndic isn’t anything that’s jumpable. It’s some people and their morale and credit.”

  “Faith is a beautiful thing,” Lee Falcaro said bitterly. “Where’d you get yours?”

  “From the people I knew and worked with. Numbers-runners, bookies, sluts. Decent citizens.”

  “And what about the scared and unhappy ones in Riveredge? That sow of a woman in the D.A.R. who smuggled me aboard a coast raider? The neurotics and psychotics I found more and more of when I invalidated the Lieberman findings? Charles, the North American Government didn’t scare me especially. But the thought that they’re lined up with a continental power does. It scares me damnably because it’ll be three against one. Against the Syndic, the Mob, the Government—and our own unbalanced citizens.”

  Uncle Frank never let that word “citizens” pass without a tirade. “We are not a government!” he always yelled. “We are not a government! We must not think like a government! We must not think in terms of duties and receipts and disbursements. We must think in terms of the old loyalties that bound the Syndic together!” Uncle Frank was sedentary, but he had roused himself once to the point of wrecking a bright young man’s newly installed bookkeeping system for the Medical Center. He had used a cane, most enthusiastically, and then bellowed: “The next wise guy who tries to sneak punch-cards into this joint will get them down his throat! What the hell do we need punch-cards for? Either there’s room enough and doctors enough for the patients or there isn’t. If there is, we take care of them. If there isn’t, we put ’em in an ambulance and take them someplace else. And if I hear one goddammed word about ‘efficiency’—” he glared the rest and strode out, puffing and leaning on Charles’ arm. “Efficiency,” he growled in the corridor. “Every so often a wise guy comes to me whimpering that people are getting away with murder, collections are ten percent below what they ought to be, the Falcaro Fund’s being milked because fifteen percent of the dough goes to people who aren’t in need at all, eight percent of the people getting old-age pensions aren’t really past sixty. Get efficient, these people tell me. Save money by triple-checking collections. Save money by tightening up the Fund rules. Save money by a nice big vital-statistics system so we can check on pensioners. Yeah! Have people who might be working check on collections instead, and make enemies to boot whenever we catch somebody short. Make the Fund a grudging Scrooge instead of an open-handed sugar-daddy—and let people worry about their chances of making the Fund instead of knowing it’ll take care of them if they’re caught short. Set up a vital statistics system from birth to death, with numbers and finger-prints and house registration and maybe the gas-chamber if you forget to report a change of address. You know what’s wrong with the wise guys, Charles? Constipation. And they want to constipate the universe.” Charles remembered his uncle restored to chuckling good humor by the time he had finished embroidering his spur-of-the-moment theory with elaborate scatological details.

  “The Syndic will stand,” he said to Lee Falcaro, thinking of his uncle who knew what he was doing, thinking of Edward Falcaro who did the right thing without knowing why, thinking of his good friends in the 101st Precinct, the roaring happy crowds in Scratch Sheet Square, the good-hearted men of Riveredge Breakdown Station 26 who had borne with his sullenness and intolerance simply because that was the way things were and that was the way you acted. “I don’t know what the Mob’s up to, and I got a shock from the Government, and I don’t deny that we have a few miserable people who can’t seem to be helped. But you’ve seen too much
of the Mob and Government and our abnormals. Maybe you don’t know as much as you should about our ordinary people. Anyway, all we can do is wait.”

  “Yes,” she said. “All we can do is wait. Until Chicago we have each other.”

  CHAPTER XVIII

  They were too sick with gasoline fumes to count the passing hours or days. Food was brought to them from time to time, but it tasted like avgas. They could not think for the sick headaches that pounded incessantly behind their eyes. When Lee developed vomiting spasms that would not stop, Charles Orsino pounded on the bulkhead with his fists and yelled, his voice thunderous in the metal compartment, for an hour.

  Somebody came at last—Regan. The light stabbed Charles’ eyes when he opened the door. “Trouble?” Regan asked, smirking.

  “Miss Falcaro may be dying,” Charles said. His own throat felt as though it had been gone over with a cobbler’s rasp. “I don’t have to tell you your life won’t be worth a dime if she dies and it gets back to Syndic Territory. She’s got to be moved and she’s got to have medical attention.”

  “Death threat from the dago?” Regan was amused. “I have it on your own testimony that the Syndic is merely morale and people and credit—not a formidable organization. Yes, there was a mike in here. One reason for your discomfort. You’ll be gratified to learn that I thought most of your conversation decidedly dull. However, the lady will be of no use to us dead and we’re now in the Seaway entering Lake Michigan. I suppose it can’t do any harm to move you two. Pick her up, will you? I’ll let you lead the way—and I’ll remind you that I may not, as the lady said, be a four-goal polo player but I am a high expert with the handgun. Get moving.”

  Charles did not think he could pick his own feet up, but the thought of pleading weakness to Regan was unbearable. He could try. Staggering, he got Lee Falcaro over his shoulder and through the door. Regan courteously stood aside and murmured: “Straight ahead and up the ramp. I’m giving you my own cabin. We’ll be docking soon enough; I’ll make out.”

  Charles dropped her onto a sybaritic bed in a small but lavishly-appointed cabin. Regan whistled up a deckhand and a ship’s officer of some sort, who arrived with a medicine chest. “Do what you can for her, mister,” he told the officer. And to the deckhand: “Just watch them. They aren’t to touch anything. If they give you trouble, you’re free to punch them around a bit.” He left, whistling.

  The officer fussed unhappily over the medicine chest and stalled by sponging off Lee Falcaro’s face and throat. The deckhand watched impassively. He was a six-footer, and he hadn’t spent days inhaling casing-head fumes. The trip-hammer pounding behind Charles’s eyes seemed to be worsening with the fresher air. He collapsed into a seat and croaked, with shut eyes: “While you’re trying to figure out the vomiting, can I have a handful of aspirins?”

  “Eh? Nothing was said about you. You were in Number Three with her? I suppose it’ll be all right. Here.” He poured a dozen tablets into Charles’ hand. “Get him some water, you.” The deckhand brought a glass of water from the adjoining lavatory and Charles washed down some of the tablets. The officer was reading a booklet, worry written on his face. “Do you know any medicine?” he finally asked.

  The hard-outlined, kidney-shaped ache was beginning to diffuse through Charles’ head, more general now and less excruciating. He felt deliciously sleepy, but roused himself to answer: “Some athletic trainer stuff. I don’t know—morphine? Curare?”

  The officer ruffled through the booklet. “Nothing about vomiting,” he said. “But it says curare for muscular cramp and I guess that’s what’s going on. A lipoid suspension to release it slowly into the bloodstream and give the irritation time to subside. Anyway, I can’t kill her if I watch the dose.…”

  Charles, through half-opened eyes, saw Lee Falcaro’s arm reach behind the officer’s back to his medicine chest. The deckhand’s eyes were turning to the bed—Charles heaved himself to his feet, skyrockets going off again through his head, and started for the lavatory. The deckhand grabbed his arm. “Rest, mister! Where do you think you’re going?”

  “Another glass of water—”

  “I’ll get it. You heard my orders.”

  Charles subsided. When he dared to look again, Lee’s arm lay alongside her body and the officer was triple-checking dosages in his booklet against a pressurized hypodermic spray. The officer sighed and addressed Lee: “You won’t even feel this. Relax.” He read his setting on the spray again, checked it again against the booklet. He touched the syringe to the skin of Lee’s arm and thumbed open the valve. It hissed for a moment and Charles knew submicroscopic particles of the medication had been blasted under Lee’s skin too fast for nerves to register the shock.

  His glass of water came and he gulped it greedily. The officer packed the pressurized syringe away, folded the chest and said to both of them, rather vaguely: “That should do it. If, uh, if anything happens—or if it doesn’t work—call me and I’ll try something else. Morphine, maybe.”

  He left and Charles slumped in the chair, the pain ebbing and sleep beginning to flow over him. Not yet, he told himself. She hooked something from the chest. He said to the deckhand: “Can I clean the lady and myself up?”

  “Go ahead, mister. You can use it. Just don’t try anything.”

  The man lounged in the door-frame of the lavatory alternately studying Charles at the wash-basin and Lee on the bed. Charles took off a heavy layer of oily grease from himself and then took washing tissues to the bed. Lee Falcaro’s spasms were tapering off. As he washed her, she managed a smile and an unmistakable wink.

  “You folks married?” the deckhand asked.

  “No,” Charles said. Weakly she held up her right arm for the washing tissue. As he scrubbed the hand, he felt a small cylinder smoothly transferred from her palm to his. He slid it into a pocket and finished the job.

  The officer popped in again with a carton of milk. “Any better, miss?” he asked.

  “Yes,” she whispered.

  “Good. Try to drink this.” Immensely set up by his success in treatment, he hovered over her for a quarter of an hour getting the milk down a sip at a time. It stayed down. He left trailing a favorable prognosis. Meanwhile, Charles had covertly examined Lee’s booty: a pressurized syringe labeled morphine sulfate sol. It was full and ready. He cracked off the protective cap and waited his chance.

  It came when Lee grimaced at him and called the deckhand in a feeble murmur. She continued to murmur so indistinctly that he bent over trying to catch the words. Charles leaned forward and emptied the syringe at one inch range into the taut seat of the deckhand’s pants. He scratched absently and said to Lee: “You’ll have to talk up, lady.” Then he giggled, looked bewildered and collapsed on the floor, staring, coked to the eyebrows.

  Lee painfully sat up on the bed. “Porthole,” she said.

  Charles went to it and struggled with the locking lugs. It opened—and an alarm bell began to clang through the ship. Now he saw the hair-fine, broken wire. An alarm trip-wire.

  Feet thundered outside and the glutinous voice of Jimmy Regan was heard: “Wait, you damn fools! You in there—is everything all right? Did they try to pull something?”

  Charles kept silent and shook his head at the girl. He picked up a chair and stood by the door. The glutinous voice again, in a mumble that didn’t carry through—and the door sprang open. Charles brought the chair down in a murderous chop, conscious only that it seemed curiously light. There was an impact and the head fell.

  It was Regan, with a drawn gun. It had been Regan. His skull was smashed before he knew it. Charles felt as though he had all the time in the world. He picked up the gun to a confused roar like a slowed-down sound track and emptied it into the corridor. It had been a full automatic, but the fifteen shots seemed as well-spaced as a ceremonial salute. Regan, in his vanity, wore two guns. Charles scooped up the other and said to Lee: “C
ome on.”

  He knew she was following as he raced down the cleared corridor and down the ramp, back to the compartment in which they had been locked. Red danger lights burned on the walls. Charles flipped the pistol to semi-automatic as they passed a red-painted bulkhead with valves and gages sprouting from it. He turned and fired three deliberate shots into it. The last was drowned out by a dull roar as gasoline fumes exploded. Pipe fittings and fragments of plate whizzed about them like bullets as they raced on.

  Somebody ahead loomed, yelling querulously: “What the hell was that, Mac? What blew?”

  “Where’s the reactor room?” Charles demanded, jamming the pistol into his chest. The man gulped and pointed.

  “Take me there. Fast.”

  “Now look, Mac—”

  Charles told him in a few incisive details where and how he was going to be shot. The man went white and led them down the corridor and into the reactor room. Three white-coated men with the aloof look of reactor specialists stared at them as they bulled into the spotless chamber.

  The oldest sniffed: “And what, may I ask, are you crewmen doing in—”

  Lee slammed the door behind them and said: “Sound the radiation alarm.”

  “Certainly not! You must be the couple we—”

  “Sound the radiation alarm.” She picked up a pair of dividers from the plot board and approached the technician with murder on her face. He gaped until she poised the needle points before his eyes and repeated: “Sound the radiation alarm.” Nobody in the room, including Charles, had the slightest doubt that the points would sink into the technician’s eyeballs if he refused.

  “Do what she says, Will,” he mumbled, his eyes crossing on the dividers. “For God’s sake, do what she says. She’s crazy.”

  One of the men moved, very cautiously, watching Charles and the gun, to a red handle and pulled it down. A ferro-concrete barrier rose to wall off the chamber and the sine-curve wail of a standard radioactivity warning began to howl mournfully through the ship.