Time Travel Omnibus Volume 1

by Anthology

  “Who knows what he meant? I never met him. But his will repeated—” Alan punched the floor with his finger. “Repeated, Victor—that I was to do anything I wanted with the money, anything at all, and none of it was to go to any other relatives. Uncle Alan might not have known me, but he had complete faith in me.”

  “Weird.”

  “Who cares? We’ve got the money.” Alan leaned his elbows on his knees. “Victor, I’ve wanted this since I was a kid reading Weird Tales with my flashlight in the attic. I wished I’d been the first astronaut to set foot on Mars, if that hadn’t happened before I turned ten. And even that was a privately funded mission.”

  “You’re not a kid, now. You’re thirty-five.”

  “Yeah. Thirty-five, and what have I done? I want to do something important. Don’t you?”

  Victor grinned. “Yeah.”

  “We’ll do it and we’ll be the first. We’ll go down in the history books.” He could imagine what it might be like to go back in time. “We’ll make the study of antiquity a completely new science, Victor—solve mysteries from the beginning of time. Maybe—I don’t know—cure poverty or prevent crime.” Alan slumped against the wall and the air puffed from his lungs. He shook his head. “Maybe even see the future. Wouldn’t that be something?”

  “First we’ve got to finish perfecting travel into the past.” Victor picked up his instruments. “Come on. It’s late.”

  “And we will perfect it. In fact—we have.”

  Victor put his notebook in his pocket. “Say, did you know the real estate agent told me this warehouse has video surveillance tapes that go back to 1958? Do you know how rare that is?”

  “That settles it. This was meant to be. Everything’s coming together.” Alan put a hand on his friend’s wrist. “Victor, this machine could be the number one most important invention in the history of mankind. And it’s you and me.”

  Victor smiled at his friend with affection. “Once we’ve done it.”

  Alan bit his nails ragged the night before the first experiment. Victor had built a small machine that took up less than a quarter of the warehouse space, and it was ready to be tested.

  The day dawned overcast and threatening rain. Outside the warehouse, engines chugged up and down the yards in fine salt mist. Within, Alan hovered over the technicians, holding the note that had materialized out of thin air in a pair of tweezers, while interminable minutes dragged into interminable hours as the technicians double- and triple-checked the calculations.

  Then Victor tore a page from his notebook and pulled a pen from his pocket, waving Alan over to the table in the office. The actual time-travel booth was a glass bell jar; every molecule within it—the air as well as the note—would be sent back eighteen months, to the day Victor and Alan had toured the warehouse. A valve on the top of the booth would allow a prespecified amount of air from the room to be sucked into the bell jar as its contents departed.

  Alan set his note on the table, and picking up the pen, began to write. But before the ink was dry, the time-travel paper vanished, leaving only the note Alan had just written.

  The technicians stared. Victor frowned. Alan felt his mouth go dry.

  Then, nodding, Victor took the note from him, put it in the bell jar, and activated the time machine. There was a hum, and the note disappeared, leaving no evidence that it had ever existed. “Of course,” Victor said softly.

  Alan couldn’t believe what he had just witnessed. “It’s gone,” he whispered. “Our proof . . .”

  “No—” Victor shook his head. “No, the theory predicts this. The two notes can’t both exist at the same time.”

  “But—but—did you know the note would vanish?”

  Victor considered. “No,” he said slowly. “But it makes sense when you think about it. There can’t be an anomaly, like a time traveler meeting himself. The disappearance of the time-travel note proves it.”

  “But you didn’t know that would happen.”

  “That’s why we call it an experiment, Alan. We make predictions, but we don’t actually know what will happen until we try it.” Victor’s grin spread. “But really, the disappearance of the note proves that we were right.”

  “It does?”

  “Yes! Alan, we have just sent the first object larger than an atom back in time.” Victor grabbed his shoulders, nodding slowly at first, grinning behind his unkempt beard.

  The technicians cheered.

  “Really?” The other’s rare enthusiasm infected Alan, and he could do nothing but grip his old friend by the arms and pull him close in a heartfelt hug. The celebration that night at the Granville Pub went until three o’clock in the morning.

  Victor published, and the race was on.

  Working twelve and fourteen hour days, it took seven months to build the equipment for the next experiment. Alan withdrew his inheritance and savings and talked friends into lending money, but the publicity brought investors in droves.

  The new time machine had to have a larger booth and Victor had to recalibrate the computers for more complex living biological material. Rather than using a bell jar, he emptied the entire warehouse office and converted it into the new booth. He designed it to both send and receive, because the third stage of the experiments would revolve around bringing subjects back to the present, and with the pressure of competition, Victor didn’t want to halt between the second and third stages to build a more complex booth.

  The second-stage experiments with flatworms, stray cats, and Alan’s potted palm went just as smoothly as the experiments with inanimate objects. Victor and Alan appeared on the cover of Time magazine, and Alan quit his position at the chartered accountant’s firm to take on the full-time job of managing the publicity, investors, and lawyers.

  But the success of time travel in any useful way hung on one question: getting back; the stage three experiments. Flatworms, stray cats, and potted palms were the wrong test subjects to make a return trip.

  An air of excitement infused the warehouse as Alan arrived—two hours early, too excited to sleep or to stay away—for the first of the stage three experiments. As always, he tried—unsuccessfully—to stay out of the technicians’ way as they worked. It was all he could do when a new technician came in, not to jump up and correct him; he’d seen the procedures so often.

  “Alan.” Victor stood before him in jeans, T-shirt, and scruffy beard. He looked exhausted and irritable. “It’s time.”

  Alan sprang to his feet and followed Victor to the office/send-and-receive booth. “I’m nervous about this chimp, Victor.”

  “She’ll be fine. She’s been training for six months.”

  “What if she breaks the return switch?”

  “It’s made of tempered steel.”

  “I thought she was kind of slow in the last test.”

  Victor stopped abruptly and turned to face Alan. “She’ll have seventy-seven years to pull the switch.” He turned on his heel and continued toward the array of generators and computers that filled every square foot of the warehouse.

  “But what if she gets distracted and doesn’t pull the switch? I don’t think chimps are reliable test animals.”

  Several folding chairs had been set up, but the few VIPs they had invited—the president of Simon Fraser, his physics department head, visiting experts from Moscow, Berlin, and Seattle, a select handful of science reporters—were too excited to sit. Alan shook hands perfunctorily and followed Victor to the main console.

  Victor turned and whispered sharply, “We’ve specifically designed the return mechanism to be chimp-friendly. Listen, Alan. I know you have a lot riding on this experiment, but sometimes you get in the way. Just back off a little. I know what I’m doing.”

  The barb stung. Of course, Victor was just touchy. He was under a lot of pressure to succeed. Alan’d wanted to bring in the big guns today—major world media—but of course, that was premature. He needed to give his partner space.

  Victor summoned the animal handle
r. “Chimps are ideal for this type of work,” he said pointedly, ostensibly addressing the visiting experts as the handler took the chimp from her cage. “They’re trainable and reliable.”

  “She’s going back to the early sixties,” Alan told the visitors, feeling a little subdued. He had to support Victor.

  “We’re sending her back seventy-seven years to 1962. We chose that gap because it’s longer than the chimpanzees’ lifespan,” Victor said.

  “Yes. In case anything goes wrong, she can live out her normal life. We don’t want animal rights groups complaining about our experimental procedures. Although, one could assume that dying by becoming nonexistent would be preferable to many ways a chimp could die.” Alan cringed at his own words as they came out of his mouth. It wasn’t good PR to talk about the experiment failing and the animals dying.

  But the semicircle of sages murmured in agreement. The trainer strapped the chimp onto a recliner just inside the office/booth. The switch that activated the banks of computers arrayed in the warehouse had been mounted to the wall of the office, easily within the chimp’s reach.

  “We have a photograph from May twelfth, 1962,” Victor said, salvaging their audience, “showing this whole warehouse to be empty.”

  “Except for the cigarette package,” the Russian added.

  Alan was impressed—and a little frightened—that a potential competitor knew this level of detail about their work. “Right. Exactly.” He’d searched for months to find security footage of the warehouse office, showing some proof that the chimp would be able to bring back to the present.

  The trainer closed the door to the converted office. “Ready.” Alan could see the chimp, small on the full-sized recliner, through the office windows.

  “The chimp’ll appear in the warehouse office twelve hours after the time of this photograph,” Victor said. “At 2:01 am when, we expect, no one will be there to witness her arrival.” A prompter, which would cue the chimp to release herself from the harness, open the office door, find the cigarette package, come back to the booth, fasten the harness, and flip the switch on the wall of the office to return to the present, was strapped to her wrist.

  A hush fell on the assembly. At ten o’clock, Victor nodded to the animal trainer, who signaled the chimp. The chimp reached over to the wall and pulled the switch—and disappeared.

  The prompter remained in the recliner.

  The assemblage stilled at the implication. Victor looked at the technician. The technician shook his head, mystified.

  Alan gripped his face in frustration. He knew it!

  “Hold on,” Victor said. “The chimp has been trained. The prompter was only a backup.”

  The Russian raised her eyebrows.

  “The return time is preset for two minutes after ten o’clock,” Victor said. “Let’s just see what happens.”

  They watched the digital numbers on the time machine flicker through milliseconds, punctuated by the rhythmical tick of seconds.

  “We expect the cigarette package to have a traceable lot number or excise tax stamp, or that the paper can be analyzed for composition compatible with the manufacturing processes of the early sixties.” Victor’s words, though quiet, echoed through the room, an irritating attempt to make everything seem normal.

  The clock clicked 10:02—

  —and the milliseconds ran on.

  The technicians watched the clock in stunned surprise.

  Tick.

  An entire second late.

  The Russian shifted her feet. Eyes flicked from the clock to the office to the technicians. To Victor.

  A minute passed.

  A technician checked settings and read-outs. The assemblage waited, silent. The hum of electronic machinery, the occasional shuffle of a shoe on concrete magnified the moment. The animal trainer scraped the chimp’s cage against a wall. Victor stared at the console, his face pale.

  When a technician offered to go for coffee, Alan realized their investment, their fame and their future had vanished as irrevocably as the chimp.

  After the third chimp went missing, the last of the investors pulled out.

  “At least we still have the equipment,” Victor said the day Alan told him they had to put everything into storage. The money was gone, and Alan couldn’t justify rental on a space that wasn’t being used. “Maybe the chimps lived out their lives naturally.”

  Alan shrugged. Maybe. He had other things to worry about. “Sure you don’t just want to sell everything?”

  “You know, the surveillance video from May third didn’t show the cigarette package on the floor.” Victor turned the key in the warehouse door. “I think one of the chimps must have done what it was trained to do, and picked it up.”

  Alan pulled his collar up against the wind and stuffed his hands into empty pockets. He didn’t want to get back into a debate with Victor about what went wrong. He knew what went wrong. The chimps didn’t pull the switch to return. Alan had tried to smooth things over, saying that this was why they did the experiments: to see what happened, to iron out the glitches.

  In hindsight, of course, they couldn’t expect the prompter to go back in time with the chimp; the time machine had been recalibrated for complex living organic material. In hindsight, scientists understood why the Mars Climate Orbiter crashed in 1998, too. Alan had laughed when he heard that a NASA subcontractor had used imperial units instead of the specified metric units. So simple. So many experts involved. But hindsight was irrelevant. The mission had failed, and Alan wasn’t laughing now. So had their time-travel experiments.

  But the loss of money and the failure of the three experiments wasn’t the worst of it. Every publication from Science to Star On Line had denounced Alan and Victor as frauds. The reporters, the experts, even the technicians who tried to be loyal had to admit they had seen the chimps disappear. But was that time travel? None of them had been in the warehouse in 1962 to see the chimps reappear. Tabloid reporters went back to the real estate agent who was present when the first paper appeared, and she claimed not to have seen it actually happen, that Alan could have pulled the paper from his pocket when she wasn’t looking. Even the verified experiments with the potted palms came into question.

  Now, colleagues who once stood in groups around Victor at conventions looked the other way as he approached. Alan’s picture was on the cover of the National Inquirer. The scandal was bigger than cold fusion, the Stanford prison experiment, and Piltdown man put together. They were laughing stocks. They would never be taken seriously again.

  “Want to go somewhere for a drink?” Alan asked.

  Victor looked down the street toward the train yard. A dust devil tormented a newspaper out of the alley and plastered it against a power pole. “Nah.”

  Alan turned his back on the wind. His bequest was gone, the accounting firm thought he was a flake and Janice had walked out four months ago, saying she couldn’t go on living the life of an impoverished widow while he spent all his time with Victor. Tomorrow he had to begin bankruptcy proceedings before the investors descended to claim everything he owned.

  They’d been so close to doing something of significance. Changing man’s understanding of the universe. Time travel was real. It existed. And he and Victor had almost proved it. Maybe someone would do it, build on their work, but it wouldn’t be them.

  Alan still lay awake nights replaying what went wrong. What they could have done. The disappointment was so bitter he could feel it in his mouth. And for what? Chimps that wouldn’t pull a goddamn switch!

  And Victor. Like Alan, he’d wrapped himself in the project for so long, to the exclusion of friends, family, love life—Alan wasn’t sure what Victor would do. The two of them were a real pair.

  “Alan.”

  He turned back to his friend.

  “I’m sorry. About the money.”

  “Hey.” Alan punched him playfully on the arm. “We knew it was a long shot. And anyway, wasn’t this really about bettering society? What a
n impact we could’ve had, eh?”

  “I really feel bad. Your whole inheritance.”

  “I could’ve said no.”

  Victor kicked a can down the street.

  “It’s just so damn frustrating,” Alan said. “We were this close. This close!”

  “I know.”

  “Victor, I really think chimps were the wrong animals. They just didn’t pull the switch to return.”

  “It wasn’t the chimps.”

  “How do you know? They’re not as smart as everyone says.”

  “Listen, Alan, I’ll tell you what. We’ll figure this thing out, yet.”

  “I’ve figured it out—”

  “The universities that were courting us have disassociated themselves, but there’s a small college in Alabama that’s still offering me a position. I’m going to work out what went wrong with the return apparatus. I promise.”

  What?

  “There’s no money. Just my salary and what I can scrape together in research grants to do the work. But some day, Alan. Some day. You and I will be back.”

  “You’re going to Alabama?”

  “Yeah. I leave Monday.”

  “You’re moving to the States?”

  “Yeah.”

  “You’re leaving.”

  “Yeah.” Victor put the keys to the warehouse in his hands. “You know, I’ve been combing the webnet, looking for anything that could give us a clue. There was an article from May of ‘62 in the Vancouver Sun about chimps that escaped from a private zoo. I was thinking, maybe they were our chimps. You know? Maybe our chimps got there fine—they just couldn’t get back to us.”

  Victor was carrying on with the project.

  He’d bled Alan dry and now he was using the results, their results, to rebuild his name in academia. Alan felt the blood rising in his throat. “When were you going to tell me?”

  “Tell you what?”

  “Tell me what? That you’re taking this project away from me!”

  “Taking—whoa, now. You’re the one that pulled the plug, Alan.”

  “Yeah, once the money was gone. How much longer did you think I’d be able to keep financing your private little scheme?”