Bryant & May 04; Ten Second Staircase b&m-4

by Christopher Fowler

  Finch rezipped the first bag and gingerly prodded the second. “Watch out, this one’s going to be a leaker.” He opened six inches at the top and shone his pencil torch in. “Very runny. I had an Italian cheese with this consistency at a restaurant in Lake Como. I’ll do it.”

  “Do you need a broader-gauge syringe?”

  “For bodies like this I used to use a soup spoon, but the lab techs don’t like you giving them too much. You get students who fill stool sample tubes so full that they can’t get the lids on. On very recent exhumations, colon matter is still usually on the move.”

  Kershaw’s face remained stony, but his cheeks paled a shade. They worked in silence for the next few minutes, until it was time to open the last corpse bag. The sound of the zip was loud in the former gymnasium.

  “Wait a minute, someone’s playing silly buggers.” Finch checked the accompanying file again. “This is not a woman who has been in the ground for thirty years.” He shone his torch down, puzzled. “Furthermore, this is not a woman. She possesses what those of us in advanced medicine refer to as a willy.” He tapped Kershaw’s clipboard. “Show me Bryant’s signature. I hate to say it, but he doesn’t normally make mistakes of this kind.” Finch switched to a second pair of spectacles and examined the writing. “It’s a perfect facsimile, but this is too steady to be Arthur’s hand.”

  “What do you think’s happened?” asked Kershaw, puzzled.

  “Something rather nasty, I fear. This isn’t the kind of mistake that happens anymore. As you get older, you become more suspicious. I think our Mr Kasavian is chasing an accusation of negligent procedure, and is tipping the scales in his favour. The trouble is, when men in unassailable positions start taking the law into their own hands, nobody is safe anymore.”

  “You mean he deliberately forged an approval slip on the wrong body?” asked Kershaw. “What can we do?” Nothing in his training had allowed for such a situation, but Finch had seen all kinds of cover-ups after the war, when so many bodies had lain unidentified and unclaimed.

  “Give me the file.” Finch tore the exhumation order into pieces and dropped it into his lab coat pocket. “We have to get the body put back at once. It was never here, you understand? There are a couple of people I trust at University College Hospital. I’ll make the call, wait for them, and clean everything up here. Time is of the essence. If I was Kasavian, I’d send someone around to check that we took the samples.”

  “But your friends, how will they know where to – ”

  “Stop worrying, Mr Kershaw. As far as you’re concerned, all three cadavers came from the same site – I’ll reassign the paperwork. Two DNA samples will be enough to bear out Bryant’s theory, but I bet we’ll need a confirming third in court. I’m sure Kasavian will be counting on something like that.”

  “Mr Bryant will really appreciate what you’ve done for him tonight,” said Kershaw admiringly.

  “I’m not doing it for him,” Finch snapped. “I won’t have skulduggery of any kind in my mortuary. A medical examiner builds his entire career on absolute truths, and I will not be derailed from this path in my final moments.” As he drew himself upright, he was filled with the ideals of his youth. For a moment the years dropped away, and Kershaw glimpsed the determined young scientist inside.

  ∨ Ten Second Staircase ∧

  37

  Loneliness

  It was the first time Detective Sergeant Janice Longbright had gone out in public without make-up since John Lennon was shot. In a world of fleeting fads, she was a benchmark of consistency, wearing her mother’s lipstick and the kind of wired undergarments that narrowed her waist and accentuated her bust to the point of altering her uniform into fetishwear. She was used to spending two hours in wardrobe and make-up listening to old Beverly Sisters albums before venturing out. Now, as she approached the grey concrete box of the community hall in cheap sweatpants, uncombed hair, a hooded top, and trainers, she felt perversely conspicuous. Through the rainsmeared glass of the small, grimly overlit hall, she could see nearly twenty people slumped in orange plastic chairs waiting for the meeting to begin.

  Nobody noticed as she entered and took her place at the rear of the room. She discreetly examined the audience. Most were kids in their early to mid teens. No adults were present. Longbright wondered how they could have been coerced into attendance.

  Brilliant Kingsmere made his appearance with a theatricality that suited his Christian name, appearing onstage apparently from nowhere. Watching him stride confidently towards the only upholstered swivel chair in the room, she knew he would use the kind of Blairite semantics that designated males and females alike as guys, couching conversation in such reasonable tones that he could make the Final Solution sound like a fair deal. She hoped there would be no roll call; the last time she had been expected to provide a false identity on the spot, she had dredged up the name Diana Prince without recalling that it was the secret identity of Wonder Woman. Don’t do anything that might arouse his suspicions, she reminded herself, scraping her chair with a squeal that made everyone turn around.

  “I see we have some new faces in tonight, which is good,” Kingsmere began, his eyes lingering on her. Longbright looked down at the dowdy trainers with which she had replaced her heels and willed herself to become invisible.

  “Last week we were discussing the unfairness of branding lawbreakers as criminals,” said Kingsmere. “If you remember, we decided that it’s quite normal for us to conduct some form of illegal activity as we grow up, and that sometimes it’s the only way we can develop certain skills. In particular, we talked about the territorial problems that have arisen lately from fixing the aerial for a pirate radio station on the roof of the estate’s central block.

  “You know, few people in authority consider the amount of hard work that goes into making a living, even when it’s something that’s considered illegal. Let me give you some examples. In 1703, a young man named George Psalmanazar made a fortune by translating the catechism into Japanese for the Bishop of London. Actually, he didn’t speak any Japanese at all, but was such a highly talented linguist that he fooled everyone. In 1993, currency dealer Nick Leeson, a twenty-six-year-old plasterer’s son, destroyed the venerable British institution Barings Bank by losing eight hundred fifty million pounds of their money. Both men worked hard for superiors who were blinded by ambition. Which raises the question: How much blame should be shouldered by those in positions of power when they turn a blind eye to the ways in which money is made? If your radio station attracts lots of listeners and enriches their lives, why should you be arrested for running it? And how can you make real money legitimately? Let’s start by working out how far each of you would be prepared to go, in order to get the things you want. When does it become a good idea to break the law?”

  This is a familiar recruitment technique, Longbright realised. He’s lining them up for something, but what?

  At first she had thought that this lecture on morals was aiming too far above their heads, but the audience quickly responded. She watched and listened as Kingsmere carefully drew experiences from even the surliest attendees. The spirited argument that followed provided the teacher with all the information he needed. At one point he began blatantly making notes on each of the speakers. Longbright knew she was the oldest person in the room, and wondered how long it would be before he picked on her. He was working his way between the rows of chairs, heading her way.

  Kingsmere’s lecture was interrupted by the arrival of four smart schoolboys in St Crispin’s blazers. The teacher looked up in clear discomfort. “This isn’t your class,” he told them.

  “No, sir,” said Billings, who looked smaller and more ratlike than ever. “We heard you were here and thought you wouldn’t mind us sitting in.” The boys quietly arranged themselves in the front row, acting as a barrier between their master and the rest of the room.

  They know something, thought the detective sergeant. They’re shielding the other boys from Kingsmere�
�s influence, policing him. She recalled that he was their favourite teacher. The atmosphere in the room subtly changed. Kingsmere seemed distracted and uncertain, his buoyancy now muted, as though he was anxious to finish and leave. He distributed some leaflets offering gardening work and carpentry, then wrapped up the session in ill-disguised haste.

  Longbright caught up with the St Crispin’s boys as they left the hall. They regarded her with the usual suspicion created by the age gap that stood between them. But Longbright had inherited her mother’s ability to hold the attention of any male whatever the age difference, and used it shamelessly now, questioning the boys about the school and their teacher as she walked back across the rainy quadrangle.

  “He’s a good guy,” said the pustular Parfitt. “He doesn’t just recite stuff from set text. He makes you think in a moral dimension. He tells us there are no clear-cut answers, then gets us to make up our own minds.”

  “Sounds like he wouldn’t be very popular with the school authorities,” said Longbright.

  “St Crispin’s is a progressive school,” Billings pointed out. “But he wants his ideas to go wider. That’s why he does community work. And he can test out some of the more extreme theories he has about inherited criminal genes, because no-one would ever know that – ”

  “We have to go the other way here,” said the gormlessly thin Gosling, throwing an elbow into his fellow pupil’s ribs. Longbright watched them leave, wondering how much Billings might have given away if he’d finished his sentence.

  ♦

  Across town, Arthur Bryant was attempting to enjoy a pint of John Smith’s bitter in the smoky brown upstairs den of The Plough in Museum Street, while he listened to several members of the Grand Order of London Immortals entering a spirited debate on the flashhouses of Seven Dials, and why Hogarth used rooftop cats to indicate brothels in his engravings. He was about to add his own opinions when a familiar face bobbed in front of him.

  “You said you’d call on me again after our date, Arthur,” said Jackie Quinten, suddenly elbowing her way to his attention. “You never came back.”

  “Hullo, fancy seeing you here,” Bryant stalled, eyeing Kentish Town’s diminutive local historian, the only person dressed more haphazardly than himself. “Er, there was a rather important case to deal with; I was very tied up.” He searched for an escape route, but members were blocking the staircase exit, spitting crisps over each other as their arguments grew more heated.

  “I wouldn’t mind, but I’d made the most enormous kidney casserole because you said you were a big eater. We seemed to have so much in common when I helped you out on that Water Room business. Did I misread the signs? Am I too old for you? I know I’m not very smartly turned out. It’s funny; I don’t mind men of my age, but men don’t like women of my age. They all want someone younger, and that strikes me as profoundly unfair.”

  “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you,” replied Bryant, pretending to fiddle with a non-existent earpiece.

  Mrs Quinten was on a roll. “Why is it,” she asked, stabbing the smoky air with a beringed digit, “that we’re expected to put up with old men’s ways, all breaking wind and nose-hair and toenail clippings in the bath and not wanting to go anywhere, yet when it comes to the reverse – ”

  “What we men have to do in return,” Bryant interrupted, “is eat our own body-weight in trifle while you Hoover the curtains fortythree times each week. Curtains hang vertically, for heaven’s sake, they don’t need Hoovering.”

  “I thought you said you’d never lived with a woman,” said Jackie suspiciously.

  “I haven’t – I don’t think of Alma as a woman; she’s my housekeeper, and merely happens to be of the female gentler, like a ship.”

  “So you have someone to take care of all your…personal requirements.” Jackie couldn’t have extracted more innuendo from the sentence if she had been Kenneth Williams.

  “It’s not like that at all. Mrs Sorrowbridge is a respectable widow whose duties include washing my clothes whenever they’re left without somebody inside them for more than twenty minutes, and the insertion of mothballs into my socks when I least expect it.”

  “But every man has other needs,” Jackie pressed on.

  “Possibly, but my needs are not every man’s. They involve the prompt arrival of my Gold Top and finding a shop that still sells sherbet lemons, although I assume you’re presumptuously referring to sex, to which all I can say is Self-Control, madam.”

  “Look, I’m a woman of the world,” Mrs Quinten reasoned.

  “Ah, but which world?” asked Bryant. “What are you doing in this one?” He gestured about the smoky room.

  “The Immortals? It’s just a fancy name for a bunch of dry-as-dust historians. They’ll talk the back wheels off an omnibus, but this is the only society of its kind, which makes it special. They’re interested in London’s most infamous characters – political brigands, celebrity criminals, unapprehended murderers, anyone who has managed to become immortalised in the city’s collective memory by doing something notorious and getting away with it. Jeffrey Archer used to come until they banned him. A step too far, they felt, but he’ll probably enter the pantheon after he’s dead.”

  “Murderers who aim for immortality,” repeated Bryant, absently studying the nicotine-stained portraits around the walls.

  “Oh.” The realisation hit her. “You’re here about the Highwayman. Do you think someone in the society might be responsible?”

  “Not at all,” Bryant revealed. “I’m here about another case entirely. I imagine these people understand the historical power of manipulation. A killer might well be drawn to such a meeting of like minds. Do you know many people here?”

  “I should do. I’m one of the founding members. We don’t get much new blood, I’m afraid. These are all very familiar faces. We occasionally attract researchers and lecturers.”

  “Anyone new in the last few weeks?”

  “A girl planning a documentary for the BBC. And a rather sexy teacher from a nearby school. That’s about it.”

  “Tell me about the teacher, Jackie.”

  “He had a funny name. Something Victorian, like Kingdom.”

  “Brilliant Kingsmere?”

  “That’s it – you know him?”

  “Our paths have crossed. Do you remember what he was doing here?”

  “He gave us a lecture about the history of Robin Hood. We ended up discussing London murderers, mainly from a political perspective. We mostly attract ineffectual men and bossy women here, not exactly your cup of tea. He made a nice change. Didn’t come back, though.”

  “You don’t think I might learn anything from him?”

  “Knowing you, Arthur, you’ve established the psychology behind the murderer’s actions without turning up a clue to his identity.”

  Bryant frowned, hating to be found out.

  “I’ve never had less information this far into a murder investigation. All I know is the usual stuff; that he’s emotionally frozen, driven by cold ideals. Probably let down by someone in the past, statistically likely to be in his early thirties, guarded, crafty, living a solitary life within a five-mile radius of the deaths.”

  He sighed, his eyes straying to the window. “There is another city inside London, you know, one that can’t always be seen, only sensed from sidelong glances, caught in snatches of conversation, spotted from the upper-deck windows of night busses. Do you have any idea how much of the population lives alone? You only have to examine the backs of flats in Earl’s Court or Stepney or Hammersmith or Bow from the night bus. You spot tenants pottering around their conversions, the kitchens overlit and narrow as ship galleys, spindly spider plants neglected on window ledges.

  “Loneliness is such a normal state in this city now that public demonstrations of affection are frowned upon even by lovers. In the 1950s, couples were making love in Hyde Park in the middle of the day. The war had taught people to be glad they were still alive. How quickly we rewrite the pas
t to suit ourselves.” His watery blue eyes seemed focussed far beyond anything in the room. “But the city is still filled with secret idealists, finding temporary ways to defer pain and solitude. Some are worn down and leave for good; a few grow strong and stay until they die. And there are the others, the odd ones out – who kill to keep the pain of loneliness at bay.”

  “You think killing stops him from being lonely?” asked Mrs Quinten. “Is that any logical reason to commit murder?”

  “It’s been reason enough for many recent murderers. Besides, logic is all I have to go on,” muttered Bryant. “Take it away from me, and I would have no way of solving anything. These are crimes without anger or financial gain. Loneliness is the only other motive I can imagine.”

  He surveyed the crowd as he turned up his collar. “You read of detectives who put themselves inside the minds of criminals. I’ve never been able to do that. I only see ideas and circumstances and secret histories. I can learn nothing more here.”

  “At least let me come with you, Arthur. Just for a while.”

  From the way he looked at her, they might never have met before. “No,” he said with finality. “I’m lost, and I will lose those who follow me. I have to make my way through to the end of this alone.”

  She remained watching helplessly as he carefully threaded his way towards the exit.

  ∨ Ten Second Staircase ∧

  38

  Haphazard

  It was a long shot, but worth a try. Kasavian and Faraday were closing in fast, and by midnight the unit still had nothing. It was time for John May to talk to one of the Haphazards, and that meant staying up through the night in order to track him down.

  The detective was presented with several choices. Each Haphazard had his own skill. Nalin Saxena was a disgruntled former member of the Shadwell Posse, in hiding after a scuffle that had caused a fatality on the track of the Docklands Light Railway. He kept watch on the night streets of South and East London, reporting back to the unit once a fortnight with information about the alliances and turf wars of various street factions.