Max's Revenge: A wedding, a party and a plate of dog food stew (The Max Books Book 1)
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‘Call a plumber,’ I politely suggested. Soon Mom and Dad would wonder what I was doing.
He huffed before he continued in a strict tone, ‘Now, Adam, these are The Rules of my house.’
I went to argue, but he talked over me.
‘1. The dog must stay outside, because it smells.
‘2. The dog must not bark. A barking dog is most unpleasant.
‘3. No running up and down the hallway. You may run outside.
‘4. No banging doors. It’s easier to close a door than to bang it.
‘5. No yelling, screaming or squealing.
‘Loud noise goes right through me and upsets my vibration. Those are The Rules, and you must obey them.’
‘What?’ I stared straight into his eyes and took another step closer, which forced him to float back. ‘Look, Edward Lawrence, this is our house now. If you don’t like dogs or noise, you should move into a museum.’
‘Adam, I was born in this house. I might not own Woodlands, but I am the spiritual guardian.’
I gasped, unable to believe what he’d said. ‘Spiritual guardian!’
‘Yes.’
I could hear the removal guys bringing stuff in. I couldn’t talk to this ghost for much longer. ‘I bet our house has changed since you were alive.’
‘Yes, actually, it has changed.’ He pointed to the front of the house. ‘The outside is original, but the inside has been renovated many times. In my day there was only one bathroom, the kitchen had a wood stove and the laundry had a copper for washing and a hand wringer. The room adjoining the dining room was the drawing room. My father held informal meetings in there. The room opposite, where the morning sun comes in, was my mother’s reading and sewing room.’
‘Ancient history,’ I declared as I realized this ghost was so attached to Woodlands he was practically super glued to the bricks. Child ghosts weren’t usually attached to their houses, but for some reason this ghost was different. He’d be tough to get rid of. Grandpa George had gone back to Ireland for good, so he couldn’t help me.
As if he could read my mind, he leant forward and said to me, ‘Adam, already I can see that it’d be difficult for me to put up with someone who can see me in my own home. I’ll give you and your family time to find another house to move into. You can stay here for now ... as long as you follow my Rules.’
I began to argue but Dad called out from the other end of the house. ‘Adam, come and help!’
‘Not in a million years,’ I said to the ghost of Edward Lawrence before I turned my back on him and left the room.
As I headed down the hallway, I realized the home from heaven had been too good to be true. I’d have to get rid of this stubborn ghost all by myself. But an uneasy feeling swept through me. I’d never got rid of a ghost, because Grandpa George had always been there to do it for me. At least Grandpa George had left me with the things I’d need. Still, I felt unsure. Never could I remember Grandpa George getting rid of a ghost like him. One who was so confident and sure of himself, like a person who knew exactly what he wanted and how to get it. A chill went up my spine as I noticed Emily on the grass out the back. She was squealing at the top of her voice while she ran around in circles taking in all that space.
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Sally Gould loved books from a young age, but never considered writing them. While she was busy getting up to the mischief that teenagers get up to, she forgot about books all together. Then total insanity took hold and she became a corporate lawyer. Fortunately, she had two sons and they inspired her to write stories for children. Of course, her oldest son is responsible, logical, studious, considerate, grateful and even makes his bed. The youngest one is only interested in having fun - lots of it. And, except for his teachers, he makes everyone laugh. Their antics have inspired many of Sally’s stories. Sally lives in Melbourne, Australia with her family and two dogs - Pebbles, who is sensible, and Jade, who just wants to have fun.
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