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by Lizzie Skurnick




  Shelf Discovery

  Teen Classics We Never Stopped Reading

  By Lizzie Skurnick

  With Contributions By

  Meg Cabot, Laura Lippman, Cecily von Ziegesar, Jennifer Weiner, Margo Rabb, Tayari Jones, and Anna Holmes

  For my mother,

  who told me I was a writer.

  Contents

  Foreword

  You Are What You Read

  By Laura Lippman

  Introduction

  Getting My Period

  By Lizzie Skurnick

  Chapter 1

  Still Checked Out: YA Heroines We’ll Never Return

  A Wrinkle in Time

  The Great Brain

  From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler

  Artful Dodgers

  Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself

  Florida Orange Jews

  Harriet the Spy

  Diary Land

  By Anna Holmes

  Farmer Boy

  Thrashing, Threshing, Whitewash, Blacking

  Danny, the Champion of the World

  Raisin D’etre

  Ludell

  The Peach State

  The Great Brain

  Brain Food

  Chapter 2

  She’s at That Age: Girls on the Verge

  Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret

  A Real Girl Loved by Real Girls Everywhere

  By Meg Cabot

  Sister of the Bride

  Veiled Messages

  Blubber

  Ethnic Flensing

  By Jennifer Weiner

  The Cat Ate My Gymsuit

  Teach for America

  A Ring of Endless Light

  Deep Thoughts

  Tiger Eyes

  Managed Care

  The Long Secret

  A Note on the Type

  Then Again, Maybe I Won’t

  Window Undressing

  And You Give Me a Pain, Elaine

  Sister Act

  To Take a Dare

  Homing Instinct

  Caroline

  Either/Ore

  Chapter 3

  Danger Girls: I Know What You Did Last Summer (Reading)

  The Westing Game

  Identity Theft

  Daughters of Eve

  Mad Libbers

  The Grounding of Group 6

  A Killer Course

  Summer of Fear

  Which Witch Is Which?

  I Am the Cheese

  Don’t Know Him from Adam

  The Arm of the Starfish

  On the Straight and Sparrow

  Dragons in the Waters

  Phair Game

  Secret Lives

  The Portrait of an Artist

  Chapter 4

  Read ’Em and Weep: Tearing Up the Pages

  Jacob Have I Loved

  Coastal Erosion

  Summer of My German Soldier

  Summer Camp

  The Pigman

  Senior Moments

  Bridge to Terabithia

  Crossing Over

  Tell Me if the Lovers Are Losers

  Blind Faith

  A Day No Pigs Would Die

  Trough Times

  Beat the Turtle Drum

  Horse Sense

  The Gift of the Pirate Queen

  Blood Kin

  Chapter 5

  You Heard It Here First: Very Afterschool Specials

  Deenie

  Brace Yourself

  Don’t Hurt Laurie!

  Hit and Miss

  Are You in the House Alone?

  Can You Hear Me Now?

  Go Ask Alice

  Smoke and Mirrors

  It’s Not the End of the World

  Splits and Starts

  Chapter 6

  Girls Gone Wild: Runaways, Left Behinds, and Ladies Living off the Fat of the Land

  Island of the Blue Dolphins

  Feather Wait

  Little House on the Prairie

  Fresh Kills

  The Witch of Blackbird Pond

  Stock Characters

  Homecoming

  Traveling in Steerage

  The Endless Steppe: A Girl in Exile

  Miss Steppes

  Julie of the Wolves

  Packed and Sealed

  Understood Betsy

  Town and Country

  Chapter 7

  She Comes by It Supernaturally: Girls Who Are Gifted and Talented

  Ghosts I Have Been

  Ferry Me Across the Water

  A Gift of Magic

  Options and Futures

  The Girl with the Silver Eyes

  Life on the Pharm

  Stranger with My Face

  Stop Projecting

  Hangin’ Out with Cici

  Time Outs

  Jane-Emily

  Global Terror

  Down a Dark Hall

  In-School Suspension

  Chapter 8

  Him She Loves: Romanced, Rejected, Affianced, Dejected

  Forever

  The Talk

  By Tayari Jones

  Happy Endings Are All Alike

  The Price of Fault

  Fifteen

  Prelude to a Kiss

  My Darling, My Hamburger

  Double Whopper

  In Summer Light

  Non-Idiots in Love

  By Margo Rabb

  The Moon by Night

  Hit the Road, Zach

  To All My Fans, With Love, From Sylvie

  Riding Sidesaddle

  Chapter 9

  Old-Fashioned Girls: They Wear Bonnets, Don’t They?

  An Old-Fashioned Girl

  Polly Want a Slacker?

  The Wolves of Willoughby Chase

  Life’s a Bitch…and So Is the Governess

  By Laura Lippman

  The Secret Garden

  Shut-in and Dig

  Cheaper by the Dozen & Belles on Their Toes

  Mother Knows Best

  By Laura Lippman

  A Little Princess

  What’s Mine Is Yours

  All of a Kind Family

  The L.E.S. Pinafore

  Chapter 10

  Panty Lines: I Can’t Believe They Let Us Read This

  My Sweet Audrina

  A Tale of Two Sisters

  The Clan of the Cave Bear

  Ayla Kicks Ass

  By Cecily von Zeigesar

  Wifey

  Rejecting the Norm

  The Clan of the Cave Bear

  Do the Wild Thing

  Flowers in the Attic

  He Ain’t Sexy, He’s My Brother

  Domestic Arrangements

  Girls on Film

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Other Books by Lizzie Skurnick

  Credits

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  Foreword

  You Are What You Read

  By Laura Lippman

  A few weeks ago, I found myself playing with the idea that someone had grown thin from carrying a grudge. It was clearly a literary allusion—my mind is an ill-organized attic of such stray and fragmented lines—but I wanted to pin down the source before I, well, stole it. The phrase sounded Shakespearean to my ears; perhaps it was part of Cassius’s lean and hungry look? Yet a quick Google search on “grudge” “thin” and, belated inspiration, “stoop-shouldered,” yielded nothing. Still I knew someone else had said this first. Thin…grudge…stoop-shouldered. Thin…grudge…stoop-shouldered. I finally conjured an image of a young redheaded man, bent over an experiment in a high school chem lab, and then I had it: My bard was no less than Lenora Mattingly Weber, the author of
a young adult series that followed Catherine Cecilia “Beany” Malone of Denver from junior high to the early years of her marriage. The grudge-holder with poor posture was Norbett Rhodes, her first real boyfriend. Aficionados of young adult fiction will not be surprised to learn that Beany’s devotion helped to straighten Norbett up and out.

  And I was ashamed. Not that I confused Weber with Shakespeare, but that I had to grope for the source. I know Weber’s work so well that I used to play Beany trivia with my sister, another fan of the series. Between us, we own all of Weber’s books and I re-read them regularly. I also re-read Maud Hart Lovelace, Edward Eager, Noel Streatfeild, Beverly Cleary, Betty MacDonald, Anne Emery, Sally Benson—you get the picture. By day, I pretend to seriousness, reading contemporary novels and classics. But at night, mind soft and eyes bleary, I am likely to crawl into bed with a beloved book from my youth, something I know almost by heart. The familiar words soothe and relax far better than any over-the-counter sleep aid.

  Some people are baffled by rereading in general, the rereading of children’s books in particular. What’s the point? Why waste time revisiting the books of childhood when there’s so much else to read? With these essays, Lizzie Skurnick has answered those questions far more eloquently than I ever could. It’s as if a kindly psychiatrist suddenly appeared with a sheaf of missing brain scans. Do you giggle when someone tells you to “sit here for the present”? You are channeling Ramona Quimby, who turned those simple words into a daunting challenge. Does the mere mention of a mink-trimmed coat make you secretly swoon, even though you are rabidly anti-fur? You have “A Little Princess” complex. Do you long to cover your enemies with leeches? You’re having a “Little House” flashback.

  Lizzie first started writing these pieces as a regular feature, Fine Lines, for Jezebel.com. In a world measured by page views and comments, Fine Lines was an instant success when it debuted in November 2007. It turned out that the world was teeming with women like me, who had been shaped by the reading lists of their youths. And Lizzie—a poet/critic/journalist who once toiled in the Sweet Valley High sweatshop and wrote Alias novelizations—was the perfect guide. (In interest of full disclosure, she also is a dear friend.) Funny, smart, and skeptical, she didn’t limit herself to the Newbery-ordained, librarian-blessed works, although there are plenty of those to be found here. No, Lizzie understands that, say, The Grounding of Group 6, Flowers in the Attic, and Summer of Fear affected us as profoundly as Little Women. We just needed someone else to say it first.

  Don’t be fooled, however, by the breezy, comic tone and liberal use of CAPITALS. This is serious stuff, difficult to execute. I know, because I substituted for Lizzie twice, and was surprised by the challenges of the form. (I also was taken aback by the vehemence of adult women who do NOT want to rethink their allegiance to certain childhood classics, and please do not trouble them with anything as picayune as facts, thank you very much.) Demon rereader that I was, I learned from Lizzie not to use beloved texts merely as soothing soporifics, but to root around in them for—sorry, it must be said—subtext. Thus retrained, I found even more to love in writers ranging from Beverly Cleary to Sandra Scoppetone. I also have found a few lacking, even a little dangerous in their agendas, although the sins of YA writers are easily eclipsed by the misogynist worlds of Mario Puzo, Harold Robbins, and even Jacqueline Susann. Which, alas, I also read when very young, but at least had the good sense not to reread. Except for Susann.

  Mary Gordon, in her seminal essay on American literature, “Good Boys and Dead Girls,” likened certain novelists to untrustworthy tour guides. They might show us great things of beauty, she wrote, but they also might insist that a fetid swamp is a dazzling waterfall. Even our best writers—William Faulkner, Theodore Dreiser—had their lapses, especially in passages about women. Gordon concluded that we can’t change the writers, only ourselves. We must stand firm in the face of their lies and decide if some are worth our loyalty at all. In our voyages back to literary landscapes we loved, Lizzie provides a vital reality check. She will not only tell you that the emperor is wearing no clothes, but might note that he needs a discreet wax job as well.

  By the time we realize the profound influences of our youthful reading lists, it’s too late to undo them. Yes, if I knew then what I know now, I would have read more seriously and critically during those crucial years that my brain was a big, porous sponge. But I didn’t and my hunch is that you, dear reader, didn’t either. So stretch out on Dr. Lizzie’s couch and find out why you think it would be kind of cozy to be locked up in an attic with your brother. Or learn to dissect the subtle class consciousness of Judy Blume’s New Jersey. Ponder the way that Lois Duncan’s characters come into unexpected powers, natural and supernatural alike, as they enter adolescence. Contemplate the fact that Ramona Quimby may be a fictional creation on a par with Emma Bovary. We should not be ashamed of rereading our favorite books, only of rereading them thoughtlessly.

  Laura Lippman

  Baltimore, MD

  November 2008

  Introduction

  Getting My Period

  By Lizzie Skurnick

  I can’t remember the book that made me into a reader. (God, how much better would this story be if I could!) All I remember is that first I wasn’t a reader, and then, suddenly, I was. (A Taste of Blackberries? The Witch of Blackbird Pond? The novelization of The Karate Kid?) I had been a fretful classroom reciter, following along in a desultory manner while my mother read my brother and me Lad: A Dog and The Hobbit at bedtime. Now, suddenly, I was the kind of girl who felt true physical pain when asked to put down a book at the dinner table, who asked friends over and ignored them to finish Island of the Blue Dolphins for the fifth time. (This created a complex tangle of outrage: my parents wanted me to pay attention to my friends; my friends wanted their parents to stop asking them why they didn’t read as much as I did.) But I felt ravenous toward each book, like a vampire desperate to clamp my fangs into the foreign body until it was drained in its entirety, slumping lifeless to the floor. (A Gift of Magic! Sport? Superfudge???) I understood we were eating dinner. But after all, did dinner—and the rest of the people sitting around at the table—really require my undivided attention to be eaten? Eating could happen anytime. This book (Beat the Turtle Drum? Iggie’s House? On the Banks of Plum Creek?) was happening now.

  Luckily for my parents, who had tucked away half of their books in my room for storage, I was also, in my tastes, completely indiscriminate. No leather-bound, $100 sets of classics for young readers necessary—if it was my brother’s Tales of the Deep, completely with a many-armed “kraken” on the cover; if it was my mother’s old copy of The Fixer; if it was my grandmother’s Nicholas and Alexandra; it didn’t matter. It was on the shelf and I could follow at least 35% of the action? I gave a try. By the age of 10, I had developed a taste for Erma Bombeck, William Least Heat Moon, The Monkey Wrench Gang, and Sonia Levitan. I had read Lore Segal’s Her First American, and understood it, a little—ditto The Assistant. I was very fond of Terms of Endearment and read it dozens of times. (I still think it’s underappreciated.) There was a Richard Bach stage—I’m not ashamed, although, if you must know, Jonathan Livingston Seagull is his weakest work—and, pressed by my mother, a dalliance with Tess of the D’Urbervilles, which I’m also not ashamed to say, eluded me completely, especially after I’d seen Nastasia Kinski in the movie.

  The conventional wisdom is that a precocious reader is a child in possession of a preternatural grasp of both the facts and features of the adult world. This may well be true of some, but it was not true of me. My reading list didn’t grant me access to the particulars of adult life, but to its moody interstices, the dark web of complex feeling that apparently suffused life after grade school. Like a child reciting nursery rhymes, I was consumed with the music of the words, not the circumstances surrounding Little Miss Muffet and her actual tuffet. (Well, can you, even now, confidently define “tuffet”?) Let’s take The Good Earth. (The Good Ear
th???) I knew nothing about rice farming, mistresses, dynasties, or opium—I couldn’t have pointed out China on a map—but still, I understood Wang Lung in all his lust, kindness, weakness, and rage, and O-Lan in her sorrow and strength. The former slave who, freed, keeps two pearls hanging between her breasts! Which her husband takes from her, for his mistress! Which he thinks of still, miserably, after her death! Gah—who cared where exactly China was!

  One would also think such precocity would make one’s school reading a snap, but in fact, I took a dim view of all of our reading assignments. After all, after a character like Terms of Endearment’s Emma, who soaks triumphantly in the tub after she goads her husband into punching her to exorcise her guilt for having an affair, how worked up was I supposed to get about Curley’s wife in Of Mice and Men? (Anyone who wanted to read seriously scary Steinbeck, I knew, should try that rape scene in The Wayward Bus.) All those animals…The Red Pony, The Old Man and the Sea, Of Mice and Men, Watership Down—was this English class, or 4-H? I still credit those teachers for my categorical refusal to read Animal Farm. Books for middle-graders, young adults, and teens, apparently, were moral stories painted in broad strokes, slim texts in large fonts, small plots with big ideas with some furry friends thrown in to keep it bedtime-ready. The pigs are how power corrupts, the fish is God, the pony is innocence, or death, or something. Forget about seducing a realtor in an empty house while your wussy husband toils away on his thesis, then making sure you get socked in the jaw so you don’t feel too bad about it.

  Still—had I only had my parents’ leftovers and my teachers’ assignments to go on, I’m sure I would have survived just fine on a diet of The Counterlife, occasionally cut with The Catcher in the Rye, getting my girl-growth vitamins from works like Little Women. (The discerning reader would definitely throw some Trixie Belden in there for seasoning, too.) But, as most of the bookworms born about a hundred years too late for An Old-Fashioned Girl and a few decades, give or take, too early for Gossip Girl know, there was another option.

  The early 60s to the late 80s was a funny time in YA literature. Before, books for young girls were just that—a marvelous work like The Secret Garden, say—or simply wholesome and entertaining works centering around a spunky female character, like Nancy Drew, whose mysteries didn’t deal with adolescence for girls so much as star a young adolescent girl. (In this vein, I seem to have some memory of a work called Candy Striper, one of a workplace-based series—Ski Instructor?—which had a lot of tightly pulled bed corners, water pitchers, and stiff starched caps.) In short—we were in the story, but you’d be hard-pressed to say it was our story, any more than Love Boat was a moving depiction of life at sea.

 

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