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Weight Kilograms/Pounds/Krakfrigs
1 = 2.2 = -1392/7
Grams/Ounces/Plopps
1 = 0.4 = 2/7
Liquid Volume Litres/US Gallons/Fizls 1 = .26 = 6 or 13
(Depending on whether you’re measuring wine or brandy or whether the seller has consumed either)
Women’s Clothing
US UK EUROPE MOLVANIA
4 6 34 Not available
6 8 36 Not available
8 10 38 Not available
10 12 40 Small
12 14 42 Medium
14 16 44 Pregnant
Men’s Suits
US UK EUROPE MOLVANIA
4 6 34 Not applicable
36 36 46 Not applicable
38 38 48 Not applicable
40 40 50 Not applicable
42 42 52 Not applicable
44 44 54 Not applicable
Temperature
Shoe Size
Note: The numbers on shoes are not necesarily the sizes but a code indicating the material they’re manufactured from.
IE 6 = Leather
7 = Muleskin
8 = Wood
9 = Asbestos
10 = Sandpaper
11 = Concrete
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