Deja Vu: A Romantic Comedy

by Sosie Frost

  The nurses bashed at the security alarm, somehow shorting the electrical system. The sprinklers stopped just as the power zapped out. At least it let the one nurse cover the broken glass and the other to dump three of the rescued fish in her Nalgene water bottle. The office settled into a quiet unease for only a few seconds.

  Then heavy boots crashed through the front door.

  Five police officers busted into the office, geared in SWAT team bullet proof vests and wielding riot shields and nightsticks. The door shattered under their kick, the children sobbed, and Shepard rushed forward, badge in hand, to calm the troops.

  The commanding officer frowned at the women. “What the hell is going on here?”

  Both pointed to me and spoke in unison.

  “She asked for advice!”

  Oh Lord.

  Shepard gestured for me to pick a path between shards of coral, wipes, and spilled candy. He guided me outside as the police took statements. He handed me the keys.

  “Sit in the car. Don’t drive off.”

  “I wouldn’t leave you to that zoo.”

  “Good. You don’t know how to drive.”

  “I do too!” I paused. “I think.”

  “No license.” He pointed at me. “No driving.”

  “No fun.”

  I hopped into the car, cradling Clue to my chest as I waited for the SWAT team to subdue the mothers and offer the kids additional sweets, quarters, and their first ride in a squad car. Fortunately, Shepard returned with a miracle.

  A gross, terrible miracle.

  He slid into the driver’s seat, turning only to ensure Clue was fastened in appropriately. He handed me a plastic tube, complete with tapered edge and a little mouthpiece.

  “What is it?”

  “That.” He mimed how it would work. “Is a snot sucker.”

  I threw it back at him.

  “The nurses said it’s the best thing for congestion.” He pointed to the end. “Stick that in her nose and then…”

  “Nope. Don’t even go there.”

  “Suck.”

  “And I thought those moms were crazy.”

  “Supposedly it works.” He handed it to me. “You might need it.”

  “There has never been a point in anyone’s life when they thought I don’t have enough baby snot in my mouth.”

  “You don’t eat it!”

  “Good. I’m still trying to lose some baby weight.”

  Shepard shook the baggie at me. “Wouldn’t you want to try anything if it helps her congestion?”

  Damn it. I grabbed it from him with a scowl. “Stop using emotional blackmail. Anything I say can and will be used against me in the nursery.”

  “You’d do anything for that kid, and you know it.”

  And no bodily function was going to scare me away.

  No matter how gross, disturbing, or mentally scarring.

  “Evie.” Shepard started the car, but he didn’t pull out yet, not while the police were still escorting the women to their own vehicles. “I can’t stop thinking about you.”

  My stomach roiled. Not what I needed now. No declarations. No confessions.

  I wanted a nap, a bath, and a burrito, and I’d do it all at once if I could.

  He lowered his voice. “You slept beside her crib last night. Alone.”

  “Who else would I have slept with?”

  His words warmed me. “I don’t like you doing this alone. I know you said that we shouldn’t…”

  He let the implication linger for a moment too long. “You should have someone to call if things get overwhelming or frightening or if you…”

  “What?”

  “Need a friend. You deserve that much.”

  “You don’t owe me anything,” I said.

  “Yes, I do. Until you get your memory back, I should be helping you. Doing everything I can for that little baby.”

  “We’ve talked about this.”

  He turned, watching me, his blue eyes almost steely grey in the morning light. Was that how they looked every morning, gentled from sleep but just as piercing, just as soul-searching as ever?

  “Evie, I know we made a mistake with that kiss, but we can act like adults about it.”

  “I’m worried we would have acted too adult.”

  “It wouldn’t have gone that far.”

  I arched an eyebrow. “Physical limitations at the time being what they were, you’re probably right.”

  “So?”

  I was not having this talk. “Well, I’m healed up now.”

  “No, Evie.” Shepard groaned. “I mean…we can admit that we’re attracted to each other. Right?”

  I nodded to save any future humiliation.

  “I have a proposition for you,” he said.

  “That’s what almost got us in trouble.”

  “Then let me propose something.”

  “At least you’re being a gentleman about it now.”

  He liked the teasing, even if he wouldn’t admit it. “Let’s agree to be friends. I can help with the baby and give you a break every once in a while.”

  “I don’t need a break.”

  “That doesn’t mean you couldn’t use one,” he said. “And you need someone to help if there’s a problem. I don’t want you calling me at six in the morning if something is wrong with Clue.”

  The regret burned. “I’m sorry. I didn’t know—”

  “I want you to call me immediately.” His words edged sterner than they needed. “If there’s ever a problem, I want to be your first thought, got it? We can keep it platonic.”

  “Really?”

  “Absolutely.”

  That relief was almost as thrilling as the moments when a flash of memory would unlock from the vault that was my mind. I rested against the passenger seat, trying to think of a way to explain the unexplainable to the only man I knew who would understand.

  “This was the first time I was scared,” I said.

  “Really?”

  “Well…actually scared. I felt like I could handle anything, even without my home and family.” I breathed deeply for the first time in a day. “I’ve lost an entire lifetime to this accident. It feels like I’ve only been alive as long as she has. But I keep thinking…”

  “Yeah?”

  I held his gaze. “I’d give up my past in an instant if it meant protecting what I had now.”

  “Nothing will happen to you or the baby.”

  “What happens if I lose my memory again? What if all of this goes too?”

  “It won’t.”

  “It better not.” My voice weakened. I swallowed to clear the shadow of fear. “I can deal with not remembering my past. But if I lost my memories of her? It’d destroy me.”

  Shepard reached for my hand. His fingers stroked mine before pulling away.

  “I have an idea.” His smile warmed through me, momentarily re-forging every crack that had appeared in a moment of weakness. “What are you doing this weekend?”

  “I might have to clear my schedule…diapers to change and babies to feed.”

  “Saturday. I’m going to pick you and Clue up, if she’s feeling better.”

  “Why?”

  “I’m giving you a surprise.”

  “I’m not sure if I should trust you, Shepard Novak.”

  “It won’t be the last time you say that.”

  No.

  Strange though.

  It didn’t feel like the first time either.

  10

  “I don’t like surprises.”

  I double-checked Clue’s car seat before turning on Shepard. He baited me with an arched eyebrow.

  “How would you know?”

  He couldn’t keep playing that card. “Because the last time I was surprised, a nurse handed me a living, squirming, tiny human being.”

  “That is one hell of a surprise.”

  “Nothing like the stork leaping out from behind a hospital bed.”

  He chuckled. “I thought you like
d that surprise?”

  “I had to. The hospital didn’t have much of a return policy.” I checked the baby in the mirror. “Only had thirty days to trade her in for store credit, isn’t that right, Clue?”

  “What would that earn you?”

  “About fifteen pounds of tongue depressors.”

  “Skip the gag reflex.” Shepard winked. “You should get a bucket of KY Jelly.”

  “What kind of girl do you take me for, Detective Novak?”

  “I hope I’m not being presumptuous, but my initial investigation concluded that you did, in fact, give birth to a child.”

  “I don’t remember it.”

  “Ah.” He smirked. “That settles it. You must be a virgin then.”

  “Innocent until proven guilty.”

  And I was most assuredly guilty.

  “Well?”

  I faked enthusiasm, curling my feet under me on the bench. My burger and fries went untouched. So did his. Neither of us had much of an appetite.

  “What did she say?” I asked.

  “Yes.”

  I couldn’t look at him. “That’s great!”

  “Yeah.”

  I swallowed, drowning in a quick sip of my soda. At least no unnecessary words slipped out.

  Or pieces of my heart.

  “Was it romantic?” Maybe the dagger would twist enough to end my misery. “Dinner and dancing? A proposal under the stars?”

  “She didn’t like the ring.”

  That didn’t surprise me. Nothing he did ever seemed to please her.

  Didn’t she know how lucky she was?

  “Oh.” I nodded. “Is she still upset?”

  “Cried all night.”

  “So you didn’t get lucky then?”

  “If she’s still talking to me by the wedding, I’ll consider myself lucky.”

  “Penny for your memories?” Shepard gave a corny grin.

  “Not without my lawyer.”

  “I could make you talk.”

  “Yeah, and then I’d have a shiny nickel.” I picked at a button on my shirt. “Nothing new.”

  Lies. Lies. Lies.

  They came easier now that I knew what sort of woman I was before the accident.

  The kind who fell in love with the wrong type of man. One who was engaged. Starting a life of his own.

  One who never realized how much I’d loved him until it was too late.

  I still couldn’t even see his face, and it didn’t matter anymore. I saw mine. And it was just as shameful now as it had been then. Worse. At least I only had heartache in the past.

  I had a baby. And she didn’t pop into existence from a flower in a garden under a rainbow.

  Had I screwed around with an engaged man?

  A married man?

  I regretted shaving my legs for Shepard’s surprise. Sure, I wore a pair of cute capris leggings, but I felt like I knew myself. At least…enough of myself to base an accurate opinion of me. I would be the type of flirt to shave my legs—and other places that only my baby’s father should have seen.

  Which sucked because finally, three months after giving birth, I felt sexy again. Thanks in part to Shepard’s attention. The wrong kind of attention.

  But I was sleeping more. Eating well. We had a routine.

  And that helped me to remember more and more.

  And, of course, the biggest discovery of my past?

  I was Evie Doe—Queen of the Home Wreckers. All I needed was a crown, complimentary harlot-spank red lipstick, and a metal detector to search for wedding rings on the fingers of unsuspecting men. The stilettos were a work in progress, but I that wouldn’t stop me. Once the legs went up, and the thigh-highs down, the action didn’t take much skill.

  Or maybe it did.

  And that was why I fell in love with a to-be-married man.

  I didn’t know what happened after the memory. Maybe we stayed together. Maybe we kept it a secret. But at some point, I had wanted to have a baby. And that broke my heart. Clue was too innocent to be used to lure a man away from his wife. Her little smile could melt a heart, but even she couldn’t break a vow.

  Could she?

  Shepard glanced at me as he turned off the highway. “What’s bothering you?”

  “Nothing.”

  “Don’t make me get the polygraph.”

  “I’m fine.”

  “If you promise to be good, I’ll stop and frisk you.”

  “Oh, now you’re asking for trouble.”

  “Come on, Evie.” Shepard’s voice mellowed. “Tell me. You know you can trust me.”

  Sure, I could. But did I trust myself?

  Absolutely not.

  How could I possibly reveal a secret affair with an engaged man to someone as honorable and infuriatingly chivalrous as Shepard? Cupid’s arrow already dug into me in all the wrong places. Annoying. Less like a gift of love and more like a splinter of insecurity and complications.

  If that bastard cherub wanted to be helpful, he’d drop the roses and harps and start slinging arrows at Clue’s father.

  Wherever the hell he was.

  “Do you remember what you said at the doctor’s office?” Shepard asked. “About not wanting to forget Clue?”

  “Yeah. That I do remember.” I rubbed my face. “Don’t read WebMD on two hours of sleep. You research one blood-born pathogen, you read ‘em all.”

  Shepard turned off the road and led us across a gravel driveway. The sign read Montgomery Park, and he pointed to a pretty little picnic area, secluded and sunny.

  “I propose a new strategy.” He parked the car and hopped out with a grin. “You can’t just hope to remember your past. It’s time for you to start making memories.”

  He popped the trunk as I pulled Clue from the car seat. The goober of a smile melted my heart, and she babbled over the fist stuffed in her mouth. Shepard offered a trade—the baby for a neatly wrapped present, stylish in fancy paper with a big bow. We swapped, and Clue gave him the same goofy grin as he cuddled her in his arms.

  I cracked open the white box. Shepard had packed quite the surprise. I pulled out the teeny-tiny yellow dress and pressed it against my body. “It might be a little small.”

  He winked. “Good thing it’s for Clue.”

  “I never knew you were an infant fashionista.”

  “Wait till you see the shoes I bought her.”

  “She’s a regular Cinderella.”

  The dress was super cute, it wouldn’t last. The frills, lace, and bows served as a perfect target for messes, and Clue had dynamite aim.

  However, she did look adorable—a frilly little princess complete with lacey socks and perfect fairy tale slippers.

  “Now that we’ve turned my child into the Princess of Wales.” I ruffled through the chiffon and silk until I grabbed the kid. “You can be on diaper duty.”

  “This shouldn’t take long.”

  He waved to a black woman setting up her camera equipment and white screen in the most picturesque area of the park. She tucked her red-streaked hair into a ponytail and unloaded a basket filled with blankets, toys, and flowers.

  Shepard’s voice rumbled through me, a silken wave of heat and compassion that only made me regret every wicked desire that had flickered in my mind.

  “Clue doesn’t have any baby pictures yet,” he said.

  “You hired a photographer?”

  He took the diaper bag from me and led us through the park. “Every mother deserves a couple professional pictures of her baby. I should have done this when she was smaller, but I think she’s cute enough for a photo-op now.” He tugged a yellow headband from his pocket, pinned with a bright daisy on top. “I want you to have something you can never forget.”

  Oh, he didn’t have to worry about a damn thing.

  I wasn’t going to forget a moment of this kindness.

  Ever.

  I didn’t deserve this. I was Slutty McHomewrecker—a woman who probably broke up a relationship so I could steal a man from
his fiancée.

  At least Clue looked cute as a button in her princess dress.

  And I was lucky no one had pinned a scarlet A to my chest yet.

  The photographer, a beautiful woman with a flirty smile and streaks of red in her hair, was excited to meet us. “Hey there, Evie! It’s so good to see you up and about.”

  “Yeah.” I agreed. “Look at me go?”

  She winked. “Sorry. You must not remember me.”

  “You wouldn’t be the first.”

  “I’m Elle…Reed. I’m the team photographer for the Ironfield Rivets. My husband, Lachlan—”

  And now I felt like an idiot. “Oh my God. It’s his charity.”

  “That’s right!” Elle snapped a picture before either of us were ready. Clue’s blink went asymmetrical, and I shook away visions of speeding ice cream trucks. “Officer Novak here—”

  “Shepard.” He interrupted with a wink.

  “Well, he thought it’d be a good idea to get some pictures done, and since we were all involved with the charity, I was more than happy to help. Especially for such a sweet little girl!”

  Clue certainly was dazzling—but we were t-minus fifteen minutes until her 3PM diaper change, and it was never a pretty sight.

  “Okay. I’ve got linebackers waiting for headshots back at the field.” Elle smoothed a blanket in a basket and helped to rest Clue on the bundle. “Wow. She is an angel. I have my own little guy at home—takes after his father. Hyper as can be. Not nearly as mild-mannered as your bundle of patience here.” She spoke quicker than the camera flash. And her husband was the hyper one? “Let’s see how many pictures we can take before you get bored, baby girl.”

  The basket, the dress, and the belly full of milk was a good combo. Clue nearly fell asleep while Elle set the scene. A summer basket. A couple teddy bears. Little wreath of flowers.

  And Shepard, watching with a perfect smile, knowing he’d given me the perfect present and found the perfect way to make me melt.

  Most heroes flew, cape fluttering in the breeze. This one stayed near my side, denim jeans snug around a sexy ass. While other heroes rescued the girl and were gone, Shepard refused to leave me. He offered kindness and compassion, a sweet tease that fluttered my heart.

  This didn’t make sense.

  He was too good. Too perfect. It didn’t feel real. No man was this much of a gentleman, hero, and friend.