Complete Works of Talbot Mundy

by Talbot Mundy

  “No, the leopards take pigs.”

  “What then?”

  “Well — as I was explainin’ to that Greek Georges Coutlass at Nairobi — there’s a way of farmin’ out your cattle among the natives that beats keepin’ ’em yourself. The natives put ’em in the village pen o’ nights; an’ besides, they know about the business.

  “All you need do is give ’em a heifer calf once in a while, and they’re contented. I keep a herd o’ two hundred cows in a native village not far from my place. The natural increase o’ them will make me well-to-do some day.”

  The day before we reached Brown’s tiny homestead we heard a lot of shooting over the hill behind us.

  “That’ll be railway men takin’ a day off after leopards,” announced

  Brown with the air of a man who can not be mistaken.

  Nevertheless, Fred and I went back to see, but could make out nothing. We lay on the top of the hill and watched for two or three hours, but although we heard rifle firing repeatedly we did not once catch sight of smoke or men. We marched into camp late that night with a feeling of foreboding that we could not explain but that troubled us both equally.

  Once or twice in the night we heard firing again, as if somebody’s camp not very far away was invaded by leopards, or perhaps lions. Yet at dawn there were no signs of tents. And when that night we arrived at Brown’s homestead we seemed to have the whole world to ourselves.

  Brown’s house was a tiny wooden affair with a thick grass roof. It boasted a big fireplace at one end of the living-room, and a chimney that Brown had built himself so cunningly that smoke could go up and out but no leopards could come down.

  He got very drunk that night to celebrate the home-coming, and stayed completely drunk for three days, we making use of his barn to give our porters a good rest. By day we shot enough meat for the camp, and at night we sat over the log fire, praying that Brown might sober up, Fred singing songs to his infernal concertina, and all the natives who could crowd in the doorway listening to him with all their ears. Fred made vast headway in native favor, and learned a lot of two languages at once.

  Every day we sent Kazimoto and another boy exploring among the Lumbwa tribe, gathering information as to routes and villages, and it was Kazimoto who came running in breathless one night just as Brown was at last sobering up, with the news that some Greeks had swooped down on Brown’s cattle, had wounded two or three of the villagers who herded them, and had driven the whole herd away southward.

  That news sobered Brown completely. He took the bottle of whisky he had just brought up from the cellar and replaced it unopened.

  “There’s on’y one Greek in the world knew where my cattle were!” he announced grimly. “There’s on’y one Greek I ever talked to about cattle. Coutlass, by the great horn spoon! The blackguard swore he was after you chaps — swore he didn’t care nothing about me! What he did to you was none o’ my business, o’ course — an’ I figured anyway as you could look out for yourselves! Not that I told the swine any o’ your business, mind! Not me! I was so sure he was gunnin’ for you that I told him my own business to throw him off your track! And now the devil goes an’ turns on me!”

  He got down his rifle and began overhauling it, feverishly, yet with a deliberate care that was curious in a man so recently drunk. While he cleaned and oiled be gave orders to his own boys; and what with having servants of our own and having to talk to them mostly in the native tongue, we were able to understand pretty well the whole of what he said.

  “You’re not going to start after them to-night?” Fred objected. But he and Will were also already overhauling weapons, for the second time that evening. (It is religion with the true hunter never to eat supper until his rifle is cleaned and oiled.) I got my own rifle down from the shelf over Brown’s stone mantelpiece.

  “What d’you take me for?” demanded Brown. “There’s one pace they’ll go at, an’ that’s the fastest possible. There’s one place they’ll head for, an’ that’s German East. They can’t march faster than the cattle, an’ the cattle’ll have to eat. Maybe they’ll drive ’em all through the first night, and on into the next day; but after that they’ll have to rest ’em an’ graze ’em a while. That’s when we’ll begin to gain. The tireder the cattle get, the faster we’ll overhaul ’em, for we can eat while we’re marchin’, which the cattle can’t! You chaps just stay here an’ look after my farm till I come back!”

  “You mean you propose to go alone after them?” asked Fred.

  “Why not? Whose cattle are they?”

  He was actually disposed to argue the point.

  “Man alive, there’ll be shootin’!” he insisted. “If they once get over the border with all those cattle, the Germans’ll never hand ’em over until every head o’ cattle’s gone. They’ll fine ’em, an’ arrest ’em, an’ trick ’em, an’ fine ’em again until the Germans own the herd all legal an’ proper — an’ then they’ll chase the Greeks back to British East for punishment same as they always do. What good ‘ud that be to me? No, no! Me — I’m going to catch ’em this side o’ the line, or else bu’st — an’ I won’t be too partic’lar where the line’s drawn either! There’s maybe a hundred miles to the south o’ their line that the Germans don’t patrol more often than once in a leap-year. If I catch them Greeks in any o’ that country, I’m going to kid myself deliberate that it’s British East, and act accordin’!”

  At last we convinced him, although I don’t remember how, for he was obstinate from the aftermath of whisky, that we would no more permit him to go alone than he would consider abandoning his cattle. Then we had to decide who should follow with our string of porters, for if forced marching was in order it was obvious that we should far outdistance our train.

  We invited Brown to follow with all the men while we three skirmished ahead, but he waxed so apoplectically blasphemous at the very thought of it that Fred assured him the proposal was intended for a joke. Then we argued among ourselves, coaxed, blarneyed, persuaded, and tried to bribe one another. Finally, all else failing, we tossed a coin for it, odd man out, and Fred lost.

  So Brown, Will Yerkes and I, with Kazimoto, our two personal servants, and six boys to carry one tent for the lot of us and food and cooking pots, started off just as the moon rose over the nearest cedars, and laughed at Fred marshaling the sleepy porters by lamplight in the open space between the house and barn. He was to follow as fast as the loaded porters could be made to travel, and with that concertina of his to spur them on there was little likelihood of losing touch. But the rear-guard, when it comes to pursuing a retreating enemy, is ever the least alluring place.

  “You’ve got all the luck,” he shouted. “Make the most of it or I’ll never gamble on the fall of a coin again!”

  That pursuit was a journey of accidents, chapter after chapter of them in such close sequence that the whole was a nightmare without let-up or reason. I began the book by falling into an elephant pit.

  Before we had gone a mile in the dark we stood in doubt as to whether the most practicable trail went right or left. Brown set his own indecision down frankly to the whisky that had muddled him. Even Kazimoto, who had passed that way three times, did not know for certain. So I went forward to scout — stepped into the deep shadow of some jungle — trod on nothing — threw the other foot forward to save myself — and fell downward into blackness for an eternity.

  I brought up at last unhurt in the trash and decaying vegetation at the bottom of a pit, and looked up to see the stars in a rough parallelogram above me, whose edge I guessed was more than thirty feet above my head. I started to dig my way out, but the crumbling sides fell in and threatened to bury me alive unless I kept still. So I shouted until my lungs ached, but without result. I suppose the noise went trumpeting upward out of the hole and away to the clouds and the stars. At any rate, Will and Brown swore afterward they never heard it.

  I was fifteen minutes in the hole that very likely had held many an elephant with his legs wed
ged together under him until the poor brute perished of thirst, before it occurred to me to fire my rifle. I fired several shots when I did think of it; but we had agreed on no system of signals, and instead of coming to find me at once, the other two cursed me for wasting time shooting at leopards in the dark instead of scouting for the track. I used twenty cartridges before they came to see what sort of battle I was waging, and with the last shot I nearly blew Brown’s helmet off as he stooped over the hole to look down in.

  Then there were more precious minutes wasted while someone cut a long pole for me to swarm up, and at the end of that time, when I stood on firm ground at last and wiped the blood from hands and knees, we were no wiser about the proper direction to take.

  The next accident was a little before midnight. Will Yerkes was leading, I following, next the boys, and Brown bringing up the rear (for in those wild hills there is never a good track wide enough for two men to march abreast. Even the cattle proceed in single file unless driven furiously.) Will came on a leopard devouring its kill, a fat buck, in the midst of the track in the moonlight, and the brute resented the interruption of his meal. It slunk into the shadows before Will could get a shot at it, and for the next two hours followed us, slinking from shadow to shadow, snarling and growling. It plainly intended murder, but which of us was to be the victim, and when, there was no means of guessing, so that the nerves of all of us were tortured every time the brute approached.

  We wasted at least thirty cartridges on futile efforts to guess his whereabouts in velvet black shadows, and Brown went through all the stages from simple nervousness to fear, and then to frenzy, until we feared he would shoot one of us in frantic determination to ring the leopard’s knell.

  At last the brute did rush in, and of course where least expected. He seized one of our porters by the shoulder, his claws doing more damage than his teeth. I shot him by thrusting my rifle into his ear, and although that dropped him instantly his claws, in the dying spasm and by the weight of his fall, tore wounds in the man’s arm eighteen or twenty inches long.

  One of the things we did have with us was bandages. But it took time to attend to the man’s wounds properly by lamp and moonlight, and after that he could neither march fast, nor was there anywhere to leave him.

  So just before dawn Fred came up with us, and was more pleased at our discomfiture than sympathetic. He told off two men to carry the injured porter to a mission station more than a day’s march away, and redistributed the loads. Then we went on again, once more placing rock, hill, and cedar forest between us and our supply column, this time with Fred’s counsel ringing in our ears.

  “Better send for nursemaids and perambulators, and have yourselves pushed!”

  At noon that day we found the track of the driven cattle, and soon after that came on the half-devoured carcass of a heifer that the Greeks had shot, presumably because it could not march, and perhaps with the added reason that freshly-killed meat would draw off leopards and hyenas and provide peace for a few miles.

  Once on the trail it would not have been easy to lose it, except in the dark, for the Greek marauders were bent on speed and the driven cattle had smashed down the undergrowth in addition to leaving deep hoof-prints at every water-course.

  The first suspicion that dawned on me of something more than mere freebooting on the part of Coutlass, was due to the discovery of hoof-prints of either mules or horses. I was marching alone in advance, and came on them beside a stream that was only apparently fordable in that one place. After making sure of what they were I halted to let Will and Brown catch up.

  “Did Coutlass have money enough to buy mules for himself and gang?” wondered Will.

  “That robber?” snorted Brown. “When Lady Saffren Waldon refused him tobacco money in the hotel he tried to borrow from me!”

  “Where could be steal mules?” Will asked.

  “Nowhere. Aren’t any!”

  “Horses’ then?”

  “He’d never take horses. They’d die.”

  “What are they riding, then?”

  “Unless he stole trained zebras from the gov’ment farm at Naivasha,” said Brown, “an’ they’re difficulter to ride ‘an a greasy pole up-ended on a earthquake, he must ha’ bought mules from the one man who has any to sell. And he lives t’other side o’ Nairobi. There are none between there and here — none whatever. Zachariah Korn — him who owns mules — is too wide awake to be stolen from. He bought ’em, you take it from me, and paid twice what they were worth into the bargain.”

  “Then he bought them with her money!” said Will.

  “If not Schillingschen’s,” said I.

  “Or the Sultan of Zanzibar’s” said Will, “or the German government’s.”

  “But why? Why should she, or they, conspire at great expense and risk to steal Brown’s cattle?”

  “They’ll figure,” said Will, “that Brown is helping us, and therefore, Brown is an enemy. Prob’ly they surmise Brown is in league with us to show us a short cut to what we’re after. If that’s how they work it out, then they wouldn’t need think much to conclude that putting Brown on the blink would hoodoo us. Maybe they allow that that much bad luck to begin with would unsettle Brown’s friendly feelings for us. Anyway — somebody bought the mules — somebody stole the cattle — cattle are somewhere ahead. Let’s hurry forward and see!”

  We did hurry, but made disgustingly poor time. Once a dozen buffalo stampeded our tiny column. Our five porters dropped their loads, and the biggest old bull mistook our only tent for our captain’s dead body and proceeded to play ball with it, tossing it and tearing it to pieces until at last Will got a chance for a shoulder shot and drilled him neatly. Two other bulls took to fighting in the midst of the excitement and we got both of them. Then the rest trotted off; so we packed the horns of the dead ones on the head of our free porter (for the tent he had carried was now utterly no use) and hastened on.

  Once, in trying to make a cut that should have saved us ten or fifteen miles between two rivers, we fell shoulder-deep into a bog and only escaped after an hour’s struggle during which we all but lost two porters. We had to retrace our steps and follow the Greek’s route, only to have the mortification of seeing Fred and our column of supplies coming over the top of a rise not eight miles behind us.

  Determined not to be overtaken by him a second time and treated to advice about nursemaids, we dispensed with sleep altogether for that night, and nearly got drowned at the second river.

  We found a native who owned a thing he called a mtungi — a near-canoe, burned out of a tree-trunk. He assured us the ford was very winding (he drew a wiggly finger-mark in the mud by way of illustration) but that his boat would hold twice our number, and that he could take us over easily in the dark. In fact he swore he had ferried twice our number over on darker nights more than twenty or thirty times. He also said that he had taken the cattle over by the ford early that morning, and then had crossed over in the boat with two Greeks and a bwana Goa. He showed us the brass wire and beads they gave him in proof of that statement, and we began to put some faith in his tale.

  So we all piled into his crazy boat with our belongings, and he promptly lost the way amid the twelve-foot grass-papyrus mostly — that divided the river into narrow streams and afforded protection to the most savagely hungry mosquitoes in the world. Our faces and hands were wet with blood in less than two minutes.

  Presently, instead of finding bottom for his pole, he pushed us into deep water. The grass disappeared, and a ripple on the water lipping dangerously within three inches of our uneven gunwale proved that we were more or less in the main stream. We had enjoyed that sensation for about a minute, and were headed toward where we supposed the opposite bank must be, when a hippo in a hurry to breathe blew just beside us — saw, smelt, or heard us (it was all one to him) — and dived again.

  I suppose in order to get his head down fast enough he shoved his rump up, and his great fat back made a wave that ended that voyage abrup
tly. Our three inches of broadside vanished. The canoe rocked violently, filled, turned over, and floated wrong side up.

  “All the same,” laughed Will, spluttering and spitting dirty water, “here’s where the crocks get fooled! They don’t eat me for supper!”

  He was first on top of the overturned boat, and dragged me up after him. Together we hauled up Brown, who could not swim but was bombastically furious and unafraid; and the three of us pulled out the porters and the fatuous boat’s owner. The pole was floating near by, and I swam down-stream and fetched it. When they had dragged me back on to the wreck the moon came out, and we saw the far bank hazily through mist and papyrus.

  The boat floated far more steadily wrong side up, perhaps because we had lashed all our loads in place and they acted as ballast. Will took the pole and acted the part of Charon, our proper pilot contenting himself with perching on the rear end lamenting the ill-fortune noisily until Kazimoto struck him and threatened to throw him back into the water.

  “They don’t want a fool like you in the other world,” he assured him.

  “You will die of old age!”

  The papyrus inshore was high enough to screen the moon from us, and we had to hunt a passage through it in pitch darkness. Then, having found the muddy bank at last (and more trillions of mosquitoes) we had to drag the overturned boat out high and dry to rescue our belongings. And that was ticklish work, because most of the crocodiles, and practically all the largest ones, spend the night alongshore.

  Matches were wet. We had no means of making a flare to frighten the monsters away. We simply had to “chance it” as cheerfully and swiftly as we could, and at the end of a half-hour’s slimy toil we carried our muddied loads to the nearest high ground and settled down there for the night.

  It would be mad exaggeration to say we camped. Wet to the skin — dirty to the verge of feeling suicidal — bitten by insects until the blood ran down from us — lost (for we had no notion where the end of the ford might be) — at the mercy of any prowling beasts that might discover us (for our rifle locks were fouled with mud) — we sat with chattering teeth and waited for the morning.