Complete Works of Talbot Mundy

by Talbot Mundy

  So we started off again to a running comment of contemptuous disapproval from the lady Ayisha, who seemed to think that no plan could be a good one unless it entailed murder. The farther we headed eastward, the nearer we came to the pale beyond which her lord and master’s word was summary law, the more openly she advocated drastic remedies for everything, and the less she was inclined to take no for an answer.

  However, her monologue was wasted on the moon, for no one argued with her. Grim led the way-off the highroad now, and down dark defiles that set the camels moaning, while their riders yelled alternately to Allah and apostrophized their beasts in the monosyllabic camel language. Camels hate downhill work, especially when loaded, and fall unless told not to in a speech they understand, in that respect strangely like children.

  You had to look out in the dark, too, for the teeth of the camel behind, because they don’t love the folk who drive them headlong into gorges full of ghosts, and one man’s thigh or elbow makes as easy biting as the next.

  Camels are no man’s pets, and there is no explaining them. The fools will graze contentedly with shrapnel and high explosives bursting all about them, but go into a panic at the sight of a piece of paper in broad daylight. And when they think they see ghosts in the dark they act like the Gadarene swine, only making more noise about it.

  I wouldn’t have been the lady Ayisha going down some of those dark places for all the wealth of ancient Bagdad. Her shibriyahpitched and rolled like a small boat in a big sea, and whenever a rock leaned out over the narrow trail, or a scraggy old thorn branch swung, it was by a combination of luck and good carpentry that she was saved from being pitched down under the following camel’s feet. Whoever made that shibriyah could have built the Ark.

  But we came down through one last terrific gorge on to a level plain, where the camel-thorn grew in clumps and the heat radiating from the hills was like the breath from an oven door behind us. There the animals went best foot forward, as if they smelled the dawn and hoped to meet it sooner by hurrying. We had quite a job to keep back for the loaded beasts, and three or four men, instead of one, brought up the rear to prevent straggling.

  Then, about an hour before dawn, in a hollow between sparsely vegetated sand-dunes, Grim ordered camp pitched, and in very few minutes there was a row of little cotton tents erected, with a small fire in front of each.

  Most of the camels were turned out at once to graze off the unappetizing- looking thorns, sparse and dusty, that peppered the field of view like scabs on a yellow skin. There was no fear of their wandering too far, for if the camel ever was wild, as many maintain that he never was, that was so long ago that the whole species has forgotten it, and he wouldn’t know what to do without his owner somewhere near.

  He has to be used at night, because he will not eat at night; on the other hand, he refuses to sleep in the daytime; so there is a limit to what you can do with a camel, in spite of his endurance, and once in so many days he has to be given a twenty-four hour rest so that he may catch up on both food and sleep.

  But on the dry plains such as where we were then they give less trouble than anywhere. For though they soon go sick on good corn, which a horse must have, they thrive and grow fat on desert gleanings; and whereas sweet water will make their bellies ache oftener than not, the brackish, dirty stuff from wells by the Dead Sea shore is nectar to them.

  Have you ever seen twenty camels rolling all at once with their legs in the air, preparatory to making breakfast off dry thorns that you wouldn’t dare handle with gloves on? If so, you’ll understand that they’re the perfect opposite of every other useful beast that lives.

  But not all the camels were turned out. Grim chose Mujrim — Ali Baba’s eldest son — a black-bearded, forty-year-old giant — two of the younger men, Narayan Singh and me; and with the lady Ayisha’s beast in tow with the empty shibriyah set off directly the sun was a span high over the nearest dune.

  We rode almost straight toward the sun, and in five minutes it appeared how close we were to the village whence danger might be expected. It was a straggling, thatched, squalid-looking cluster of huts, surrounded by a mud wall with high, arched gates. Only one minaret like a candle topped with an extinguisher pretended to anything like architecture, and even from where we were you could see the rubbish-heaps piled outside the wall to reek and fester. There was a vulture on top of the minaret, and kites and crows — those inevitable harbingers of man — were already busy with the day’s work.

  The village Arabs are perfunctory about prayer, unless unctuous strangers are in sight, who might criticize. So, although we approached at prayer-time, it was hardly a minute after we rose in view over a low dune before a good number of men were on the wall gazing in our direction. And before we had come within a mile of the place the west gate opened and a string of camel-men rode out.

  The man at their head was the sheikh by the look of him, for we could see his striped silk head-dress even at that distance, and he seemed to have a modern rifle as against the spears and long-barreled muskets of the others. There were about two-score of them, and they rode like the wind in a half circle, with the obvious intention of surrounding us. Grim led straight on.

  They rode around and around us once or twice before the man in the striped head-gear called a halt. He seemed disturbed by Grim’s nonchalance, and asked our business with not more than half a challenge in his voice.

  “Water,” Grim answered. “Did Allah make no wells in these parts?”

  It doesn’t pay to do as much as even to suggest your real reason for visiting an Arab village, for they won’t believe you in any case.

  “What have you in the shibriyah?”

  “Come and see.”

  The Sheikh Mahommed Abbas drew near alone, suspiciously, with his cocked rifle laid across his lap. His men began moving again, circling around us slowly — I suppose with the idea of annoying us; for that is an old trick, to irritate your intended victim until some ill-considered word or gesture gives excuse for an attack. But we all sat our camels stock-still, and, following Grim’s example, kept our rifles slung behind us.

  The sheikh was a rather fine-looking fellow, except for smallpox marks. He had a hard eye, and a nose like an eagle’s beak; and that sort of face is always wonderfully offset by a pointed black beard such as he wore. But there was something about the way he sat his camel that suggested laziness, and his lips were not thin and resolute enough to my mind, to match that beard and nose. I would have bet on three of a kind against him sky-high, even if he had passed the draw.

  He drew aside the curtain of the shibriyah gingerly, as if he expected a trick mechanism that might explode a bomb in his face.

  “Mashallah! Where is the woman?” he exclaimed.

  I found out then that I was right as to the way to play that supposititious poker hand. Grim had doped him out too, and answered promptly without changing a muscle of his face.

  “Wallahi! Should I bring my wife to this place?”

  “Allah! Thy wife?”

  “Whose else?”

  “It was Ali Higg’s wife according to the tale!”

  “Some fools swallow tales as the dogs eat the offal thrown to them! By the beard of God’s Prophet, whom do you take me for?”

  “Kif? How should I know?”

  “Go and ask the kites, then, at Dat Ras!”

  “You are he? You are he who slew the — Shi ajib! Now I think of it they did say he was beardless. Nay! Are you — Speak! Who are you?”

  “Does your wife wander abroad while you herd cattle?” Grim asked him.

  “Allah forbid! But—”

  “Is my honor likely less than yours?”

  “Then you are Ali Higg?”

  “Who else?”

  “And these?”

  “My servants.”

  “Your honor travels abroad with a scant escort!”

  “Let us see, then, whether it is not enough! A tale was told me of a black-faced liar on a Bishareen dromedary who f
led hither from El-Kalil last night to persuade the dogs of this place to bark in some hunt of his. There was mention made of a woman. My men pursued him along the road, but fear gave him wings. Hand him over!”

  “Allah! He is my guest.”

  “Or let us see whether I cannot fire one shot and summon enough men to eat this place!”

  “That is loud talk. They tell me you travel with but twenty.”

  “Try me!”

  You didn’t have to be much of a thought-reader to know what was passing in that sheikh’s mind. Supposing that Grim were really the notorious Ali Higg, he might easily have left Hebron with twenty men and have been joined by fifty or a hundred others in the night. Or there might be others on the way to meet him now. It was a big risk, for Ali Higg’s vengeance was always the same; he simply turned a horde of men loose to work their will on the inhabitants of any village that defied him. The sheikh was not quite sure yet that he really sat face to face with the redoubtable robber, yet did not dare put that doubt to the test.

  “Is that all Your Honor wants?” he asked. “Just that messenger?”

  “Him and his camel — and another thing.”

  “What else, then? We are poor folk in this place. There has been a bad season. We have neither corn nor money.”

  “If I needed corn or money I would come and take them,” Grim answered. “I have no present need. I give an order.”

  “Allah! What then?”

  “It pleases me to camp yonder.”

  He made a lordly motion with his head toward the west.

  “This side your village, then, all this day until sundown, none of your people venture.”

  “But our camels go to graze that way.”

  “Not this day. Today yours graze to the eastward.”

  “There is poor grazing to the eastward.”

  “Nevertheless, whoever ventures to the westward all this day does so in despite of me, and the village pays the price!”

  “Allah!”

  “Let Allah witness!” answered Grim.

  And his face was an enigma; but half the puzzle was already solved because there was no suggestion of weakness there. It was the best piece of sheer bluffing on a weak hand that I had ever seen.

  “Will Your Honor not visit my town and break bread with me?” asked Mahommed Abbas.

  “If I visit that dung-hill it will be to burn it,” Grim answered. “Send me out that black-faced liar and the Bishareen. I am not pleased to wait long in the sun.”

  “If we obey the command do we not merit Your Honor’s favor?”

  That was a very shrewd question. A weak man with a weak hand would have walked into that trap by betraying the spirit of compromise. On the other hand an ordinary bluffer would have blundered by overdoing the high hand.

  “Consider what is known of me,” Grim answered. “How many have disobeyed me and escaped? How many have obeyed and regretted it? But by the beard of Allah’s Prophet,” he thundered suddenly, “I grow weary of words! What son of sixty dogs dares keep me waiting in the desert while he barks?”

  Mahommed Abbas did not like that medicine, especially in front of all his men. But they had ceased circling long ago and were waiting stock-still at a respectful distance; for the name of Ali Higg meant evidently more to them than the honor of their own sheikh — which at best depends on the sheikh’s own generalship. It was a safe bet that if he had called on them to attack that minute they would have declined.

  So he gave the dignified Arab salute, which Grim deigned to acknowledge with the slightest possible inclination of the head, and led his men away.

  “What would you have done if he had called your bluff?” I asked Grim, as soon as they were all out of earshot.

  “Dunno,” he said, smiling. “I’ve learned never to try a bluff unless I’m pretty sure of my man. That guy doesn’t own many chips. As a last resort I’d have to admit I’m a government officer — if they hadn’t killed us all first!”

  We sat our camels there for about three quarters of an hour before half a dozen of Mahommed Abbas’ men appeared with Rafiki’s messenger riding the Bishareen between them. His face when they handed him over was the color of raw liver, and if ever a man was too scared to try to escape it was he. Ali Baba’s two sons got one on either side of him without making him feel any better, for he too was a Hebron man and knew them and their reputation. There was nothing improbable about their throwing in their lot with the greater robber Ali Higg.

  Then the sheikh’s men tried to load gifts on Grim — chickens, a live sheep, melons, vegetables, and camel milk in a gourd. Grim did not even deign to acknowledge them in person, but made a gesture to Narayan Singh, who promptly took charge of the prisoner himself and sent Ali Baba’s sons back for the presents. They had the good grace to find fault with everything, vowing that the sheep especially was only fit for vultures. However, with a final sneer or two anent the donor’s manners they bore sheep and all along behind us back to camp.

  “Is it well?” called Ali Baba, watching on the ridge of a dune, and coming to life like a heron as soon as we drew near.

  “All’s well,” said Grim.

  “Father of cunning! What now?” the old man answered.

  CHAPTER 5. “Let that mother of snakes beware”

  THE terms that Grim had imposed on Abbas Mahommed were perfectly well understood by everyone concerned. The Arab is an individualist of fervid likes and dislikes and the thing that perhaps he hates most of all is to be observed by strangers; he does not like it even from his own people. So there was nothing incomprehensible, but quite the reverse, about that requirement that none from the village should trespass in our direction all that day. And, of course, only a bold robber conscious of his power to enforce them would have dared to insist on such terms. But it was a good thing that Mahommed Abbas did not call the bluff.

  As it was, we slept all morning undisturbed, with only four watchers posted, relieved at intervals of one hour. And the only disturbance we suffered was from the lady Ayisha, who insisted that the black-faced prisoner was hers, camel and all, and that he should be taken to Petra for summary execution. She threatened Grim with all sorts of dire reprisals in case he should let the man go.

  But setting every other consideration aside the man would have been dangerous company on the journey. He was putting two and two together in his own mind, and was not nearly as frightened as he had been. But in Hebron he could do no harm, for once the Dead Sea should be behind us it would not matter how many people knew of Grim’s errand, since we should travel faster than rumor possibly could across the desert.

  But if he should get one chance to talk with the lady Ayisha’s men, and even cause them to suspect that Grim might be in league in some way with the British authorities, it would be all up with our prospect of deceiving folk in future. There was danger enough as it was that one of Ali Baba’s men might make some chance remark that would inform Ayisha or her escort.

  Grim decided finally to let the man escape and gave Narayan Singh and me instructions how to do it. But first he satisfied Ayisha by giving loud orders to everyone to watch the man, and by telling her that he didn’t care what she did with him after we reached Petra. Then, late in the afternoon, when Mujrim had rounded up the camels, a dispute was intentionally started about an old well, and whether a good trail to the southward did not make a circuit past it. The prisoner was asked, and he said he knew the well. Grim called him a father of lies, which he certainly was, and sent him off on the worst of the camels between Narayan Singh and me to prove his words. Ali Baba kept the Bishareen.

  He led us a long way out into the desert among lumpy dunes in which the salt lay in strata, and where no sweet-water well could possibly be, or ever could have been. It was pretty obvious that all he wanted was a chance to escape from us, and he began offering bribes the minute we were out of sight of the camp.

  The bribes were all in the nature of promises, however. He hadn’t a coin or a thing except the clothes he wor
e, Ali Baba’s gang having attended to that thoroughly.

  “The wool-merchant — my master — is a rich man,” he urged. “Let me go and he will be your friend for ever after.”

  “We have no need of friends,” Narayan Singh answered. “This man and I, being spies in the government service, on the other hand, are men whose friendship is of value. You can serve us in a certain matter.”

  “Then give me money!” he retorted instantly. “He who serves the government nowadays receives pay.”

  “The way to receive pay,” said I, “is to take this letter to the governor of Hebron, who will then know that a certain man is pretending to be Ali Higg. Thus you will do the government a great service, and may receive the difference in price between the Bishareen camel and that mean brute you ride now.”

  “We waste time. There is no well out here. Give me the letter!”

  He was gone in a minute, headed straight for Hebron, and Narayan Singh and I fired several shots in the air to let Ayisha know what a desperate pursuit we had engaged in. When we rode into camp again, trying to look shamefaced, they had about finished packing up, so Grim had time to call us terrible names for Ayisha’s benefit — names that it would not have been safe to apply to any of Ali Baba’s men if he had chosen them for the job.

  Those thieves would stand for any kind of devilry, and were willing to undertake all risks at Grim’s bidding. Jail, fighting, hardship, meant to them no more than temporary inconvenience. But to have asked them to let a prisoner escape, and submit to shameful abuse for it afterward in the presence of a woman and strangers, would have been more than Arab loyalty could stand.

  And, mother of me, how that woman Ayisha did revile us! If ever she had doubted we were Indians she was sure of it now. She swept with her tongue the whole three hundred million Indians into one vile horde and de-sexed, disinherited, declassed, and damned the lot of us. Before you think you know anything about abuse, wholesale or retail, you should hear a lady of the desert proclaim displeasure. I wouldn’t be surprised to know that the very camels blushed.